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A Eulogy for the Reality Life of Sheree Whitfield

April 8, 2012 by tamaratattles 23 Comments

Friends, readers. knuckleheads, lend me your ears eyes. Despite the fact that Christ our Lord is risen today (Haaaaahhhlaaaaayluuuuuyaaah!), it remains a sad day for us here at Tamara Tattles. Nay, even the resurrection of Jesus cannot dry our tears. We come here today to share our sorrows and our memories as we lay to rest the beloved Sheree Whitfield, world renowned fashion designer and actress. Let’s share our memories…

We remember Sheree in season one throwing herself a birthday party with the money she got in her divorce.taking some pole dancing classes, and debuting She by Sheree at a fashion show without models, buyers or you know any actual product. Then yet another party in season two to celebrate her divorce (again) leading to the infamous “Who gonna check me boo?” blow up with her “party planner”. the wig pulling incident, and of course the unraveling of the She by Sheree line and Dwight claiming Sheree owed him thirty thousand dollars. Lord comfort us during this time of immeasurable loss!   In season three, Sheree dated a fake doctor and decided that she should become an actress but neither storyline went anywhere. So in season four Sheree pulled out all the stops.

After all the drama, being evicted and taking everything that wasn’t nailed down and some things that were out of the the house, Sheree needed to change everyone’s focus back to what she did best. Shit disturbing. Oh and building Chateau Sheree which was already being built to be sold to someone else by a company that replaced the unethical “contractor Andrew” we saw on the show. For those keeping score, that is TWO shysters named Andrew in three seasons, the other being Andrew of “Who gonna check me Boo?” fame, (season two).Speaking of shady people, the season began with Sheree and Nene arguing over a guy named Tyrone. It’s likely that ole Tyrone is in jail now.  But the only courtroom drama we saw was of the great reenactment of the child support hearings with Sheree and Bob. Which went on forever. Remember the meeting in the restaurant afterwards where a Decatur diner overheard all the production direction?

More sadness as Sheree and Lawrence make an appearance on WWHL where Andy seems to be very upset and Lawrence covers his unfortunate sores…facial rash? herpes? with rhinestones in a strange attempt to divert attention. This of course was before Sheree and Lawrence broke up because Lawrence caused all of her hair to fall out. That was sad. But before they broke up, Sheree got to tell Lawrence that Marlo got so mad about not being invited to the made for TV dinner party extravaganza that she called him a faggot.  

The trip to South Africa brings us to this place, where Sheree’s Bravo manufactured storyline about Kim being racist has mercifully ended and all that is left is a mishmash of leftover footage cobbled together to make an already unending season feel even more excruciatingly drawn out. Alas we won’t see much of Sheree tonight because Nene has to have a realization that divorcing Gregg will no longer get her a spin-off, and Kandi has one more party to discuss her clit and how she uses it to amuse herself on a plane, Kim has to have engagement scenes to set up her spin-off show. So alas, as I told you first here, Sheree is in fact leaving us. We can only pray that the last minutes we have with Sheree tonight will be reflective of her illustrious career and send her packing in the manner she so richly deserves.  Lord hear our prayer.
If you are not too broken up about Sheree’s departure, please feel free to share your favorite Sheree moments below.

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  1. Kateena1 says

    April 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    I really don't like Sheree but I feel sorry for her… I think it was really F-up how bravo fired her. I dont like this women but she did try to keep up with the jones and failed. Sheree needs to get a job or do something that can get her back on time. I hate when people kick you down when you are already down on your luck. She needs GOD in a big way or some kind or spiritual help so she can get her life together.

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  2. amiti� says

    April 8, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    I will misss Sheree. The thing I loved about her was the failed pretense of being rich. It was both entertaining and pathetic and ultimately endearing. But once she couldn't maintain the illusion, she had nothing else to offer.It looks like Phaedra is now attempting to fill the void that is being left by her own pretensions at wealth. E.g., carrying het son in a litter, throwing him a birthday party with a plethora of cakes. But it's not entertaining and quite frankly vulgar

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  3. Anonymous says

    April 8, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    Sadly, Sheree expected the world to think she was fabulous because she SAID she was fabulous. She expected the world to come to her when she couldn't pull off a fashion show with any fashion, couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, or whatever else she "worked" on.Girls too long in the tooth to get another baller so I guess she's stuck getting….a job!I'll miss the Sheree from previous seasons. Too painful to watch this time around. She couldn't even pull off the shadow of the illusion with her cheese sandwiches and red solo cups.Good luck, Sheree. It was a hoot while it lasted.WD

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  4. We Found Love in a Hopeless Place says

    April 8, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    Tamara, you wrong girl, you wrong, lmao…

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  5. Anonymous says

    April 8, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    I read this libelous article several hours ago. I was so deeply upset that I grabbed my yarmulke and went to synagogue (Temple Bette Midler) and prayed for G*d to forgive Sheree's detractors. The Lord (in a thick Jewish accent) told me & @dramarty to be one with Sheree. Therefore before Sheree's weave is repossessed I plan to take this case to the Supreme Court. This is obviously a case of racism by Bravo TV. Why would Bravo dismiss a woman such as Sheree' who has been an inspiration to all of us. As G*d is my witness, Bravo will come to regret this. I shall not stop until Sheree' get the respect and dignity she has earned. @NewJerzeyBoy

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  6. Princess Diva Z says

    April 8, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    Finally!! I'm so glad the witch is finally dead..Thank you Bravo thank you…

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  7. Cali says

    April 8, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    Is this really true?

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  8. Tamara says

    April 8, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    Thank you for sharing, NJB. I know this is a difficult night for you. I hope that Marty will be up to saying a few words.

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  9. Marty says

    April 8, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    Sheree is the closest America will ever get to having it's own Princess Diana. She dazzled us for years with her smile, wit and sass. We cried with her when she divorced. We laughed when she pulled Kim's weave. We boogied on down to her hit single, "Who Gonna Check Me Boo" while wearing our instant vintage She By Sheree evening wear. How could Bravo do this to us?? We are her fans HEAR US ROAR. This casting decision will destroy Bravo. Sheree will survive though, counting her money and her Birkin Bags in Chateau Sheree. She'll have the last laugh, and it will be delicious.

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  10. Barbara says

    April 8, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    In my pitiful Madea voice all I can say is "Halleluyer" to the good bye of Sheree and sorry but I don't feel a tad bit sorry for her. She has got to be one of the most fake HW in the entire franchise and frankly she is plain and simple an obvious gold digger. Hell she makes Kim look innocent by comparison and that isn't saying much.Sheree got her 7 figure divorce settlement and if she stupidly blew it on her Hermes handbags and other foolishness rather than wisely investing it then shame on her. I would imagine that Bob Whitfield takes care of his kids so they will be all right. With Sheree's banging body and work out ethic she could have easily invested in a fitness business, DVD, book, etc. to make money and insure her continued future.Let her quietly disappear into the sunset and stand on her own two feet for a change and she might actually learn to be a decent human being, doubt it but it is Easter so guess I have to believe she can be resurrected, smh.

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  11. Tamara says

    April 9, 2012 at 1:09 am

    And all the people say, "Amen!"

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  12. Elkaye says

    April 9, 2012 at 2:56 am

    There's a vid on Bravo called "The Atlanta Glam Squad" that was taken at the reunion and Lawrence is in the video checking up on Sheree's hair. So when did Sheree & Lawrence stop being friends?

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  13. woo43 says

    April 9, 2012 at 8:19 am

    Again I say sayonara! Perhaps this is a wakeup call for her to get her ish together! I would like to see the show focus LESS on the girls not getting along and causing drama and more of how they are making their perspective ventures are work for them and the support they give each other! But that would be too much like right in this wrong world of reality tv. And one more time with feeling; where is Sheree's youngest daughter Calee?

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  14. Anonymous says

    April 9, 2012 at 11:10 am

    Tamara…I'd like to know what happened to the kids beds… Every time we've moved we took them with us… please don't say she left them in the house she looted… Also – if Bob knows how the kids are living why doesn't he take them – they need a stable home…

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  15. Tam says

    April 9, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Tamara,I nearly choked when I read this. You are too much…lol! Keep up the great work.

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  16. Anonymous says

    April 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    I know it's not exactly a reputable source, but if you look at Wikipedia, Sheree is listed as a cast member of seasons 1 through 4 only.

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  17. Tamara says

    April 9, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Anon 11:10 I have no idea what could have happened to the beds. If I had to guess I'd go with she didn't pay her storage fees and lots all the lot from the Long Island Drive house. Sheree is great at running up bills and really bad at paying them.

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  18. Anonymous says

    April 9, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Sheree, Sheree, Sheree! I admit that I will miss Sheree a little bit. I guess it's because she is an original, so I have seen her since season one. However, I am disappointed in Sheree. She had four seasons and a six figure salary from Bravo to get something up and running. For example, she could have opened a gym, done videos, or she could have become a personal trainer. I can't understand how a woman who had the chance to make connections, to network with famous and/or powerful people, did not do that. I don't get it. If it were up to me, I would have let Cynthia go after this season. I would have given Sheree one more season to prove that she can get something up and running to support her children besides the salary from Bravo. Well, good luck Sheree! I feel for the children.FG

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    • Sweet T says

      March 30, 2015 at 9:43 pm

      Ugh

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  19. Ivy says

    April 10, 2012 at 4:59 am

    If I live to be 100, I will never forget Sheree's unveiling of Sheree's giant picture of Sheree. Memories are made of this.

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  20. Anonymous says

    April 24, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Who goin' check me boo boo sharee considered yourself checked boo boo maybe kroy and kim will give you sweetie's job. Sharee!!!!! In kim voice

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  21. Anonymous says

    April 27, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    Snakes always get caught!!!!

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  22. Anonymous says

    July 18, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    I don't feel sorry for her ass,she strutted around in all the seasons acting like she was a million dollar bitch.Her priorities are backwards driving around in that panamera(Porsche),toting that one Hermes bag,while her children are sleeping on air mattresses and eating a damn cheese sandwich with not so much as a piece of Bologna on it.She talked about NeNe,at least she's out working and providing for her family,and at the end of the day NeNe is a "RICH BITCH",compared to Sheree broke ass.And in the words of Evelyn from the BBW of Miami,Sheree you are a Non Muthafucking Factor and you might have been about that million dollar lifestyle,but booboo you ain't about that life now. Get Out and Get a Freaking job,Now i just checked you boo.

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