First of all, yesterday people were asking about Sheree. In case I haven’t been clear Sheree is not coming back. It appears my gentle sharing of that news so as not to upset the knuckleheads was not clear to the Sheree fans who seem not to want to believe it. If you like her send her an encouraging email. It’s not a good time for Sheree, she has a lot of Birkin bags she needs to sell to make ends meet. There are a lot of stories out there but this in not the first Sheree has heard of this. She knew when she was filming the finale which made for some great reunion moments because Sheree was not in her happy place. Get all the WWHL after the page break.
The grand finale was fittingly Melissa Gorga singing On Display and Luann singing Money Can’t Buy You Class. Bravo loves to tell them they are lipsyncing and then turn on the mike so we were treated to Melissa with no autotune gyrating like a pole dancer. But nothing in the world is as delusional and therefore hysterical as LuAnn singing Money Can’t Buy You Class in her deep man voice. She did practically the entire number singing over her shoulder and shaking her ass at the crowd. She only turned around to try to drag a cringing castmate or two into her um choreography. It’s like the song is in some language she doesn’t understand and just likes the beat. She doesn’t get she is the poster child for classless. Andy gets it though and was drunk enough to let the evil, judgemental smile spread all over his exasperated face. Priceless.