I’m already sort of over Real Housewives of Miami and they are still filming season two. Yesterday, RHOM was filming at the beach where new castmate Joanna Krupa was playing in a model volleyball tournament. (She lost). They also filmed some playful scenes of Joanna and her boyfriend/fiance Romain Zago. It seems like they have been engaged two or three times longer than Jessica Simpson has been pregnant but maybe that is just me. Romain is a the owner of Mynt, a Miami club whose no paparazzi policy will surely be bent to allow RHOM to film there this season. Anyway. It’s not her swimsuit modelness or her schmarmy Miami boyfriend, or her beach volley ball activities that make me wish Romain had in fact actually dropped her in the trashcan. It’s her deal with Kim Kardashian.
Look, I am not a Kim Kardashian fan. If I was forced to live on a deserted island with a Kardashian I’d be okay with Khloe, but as a rule I am not a fan. This does not mean that I think people need to be flour bombing her at private events to protect the poor innocent animals. PETA is one of the worst organizations in the world. If I were Queen of the World and had to thin the population in order for the human species to survive, I’d kill all the PETA members first. I think it would dramatically raise the average world IQ in the process. 
Today Joanna has flown her happy ass out to LA to hand deliver a petition or 140,000 signatures asking Kim Kardashian to stop selling fur in her stores. It amazes me that she knows what Kim K sells in her stores. I would not think that DASH, either in LA or in Miami, would be the biggest retailer of fur in the area. Nope, they are just the place that can get them the most media attention. Joanna has tweeted support for the moron who flour bombed Kim at whatever event she was at saying that she is a hero and that Kim deserved worse, at least egg yolks or paint. You know something more harmful and damaging to clothing. Today she is tickled pink that she caused Kim to bring in security to the store tweeting that Kim must be afraid of her (Joanna i planned a protest there today). I already hate this air-headed nutjob and I haven’t seen a second of her on RHOM.
Wearing fur is not illegal. Joanna is from Poland for Christsake. The Poles love their furs like most Eastern European women. Try going home and throwing paint on someone, Joanna and see what happens to you there. If you sat outside the McDonald’s drive-thru egging the patrons cars or showed up at the door with your naive little petition demanding everyone become a vegetarian you would be arrested and/or laughed out the door.
Joanna has finished her “protest” and it seems she was joined by Andy Dick. Nothing says intelligent protest about injustice in the world like a swimsuit model and Andy Dick showing up with a petition.
Here is what Joanna tweeted about the event.”The protest went amazing! We got some brats hired I m sure by kardashians to attack us verbally but didn’t go well for them! Hahahahahahaha”
Ah yes, Nana nana boo boo. Meanwhile, it seems the entire Kardashian Klan is on vacay in the Dominican Republic.
A fat girl hatin…Zzzzz
This girl is pretty but that is it. She has nothing else to offer the world except a nice face, too short to be any serious model & a much worn out Beaver which it is rumored to be for sale for 1K a night in LA away from the prying eyes of Romain.
Anonymous said that a fat girl posted this. If that is true about you, then that is sooo overdone. Fat people standing up for fat people just because they are fat. The issue has nothing to do with that. I hope you are even more of an animal in your next life.