|Kim Zolciak shooting cover art for new single.|
I feel like I should give you guys a heads up that Kim Zolciak-Biermann has finished work on a new song. It seems even with her new family image, Kim still suffers from Bravo Housewives Disorder (BHD). BHD is a new personality disorder that is expected to be included in the May 2013 version of psychiatry’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM-V) under Axis II. In order to meet the diagnosis of BHD the patient must exhibit four or more of the following symptoms: (a) delusions of noteworthy vocal ability (b) an unusual desire to manufacture or brand distilled spirits, particularly wine (c) sudden onset of desire to become a clothing/shoe designer/stylist replete with fashion show (d) an abnormal obsession with clothing, often shoes in particular often to the point of paraphilia (e) lavish spending inconsistent with income, often focused on parties, cars, homes, or other very public expenses (f) numerous unnecessary cosmetic surgeries including but not limited to: multiple nose reconstructions, bizarre disfigurements of the mouth, repeated breast enhancements and reductions, buttock implants, facial injections, brow lifts, face lifts, neck lifts, and vaginal rejuvenations (g) eating disorders: most notably anorexia and bulimia (h) severing relationships with spouse or close friends in order to gain “storyline” (i) onset of loud, crude, socially unacceptable behaviors (j) sewing the hair of other women into their own heads (k) bizarre compulsion to publish their deluded thoughts (l) substance abuse.
Kim’s new song which she reports is about “her life” is entitled Love Me First and will be released on iTunes within the next month. Kandi Burruss would like you to know she had nothing to do with this one.