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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Bravo Housewives Disorder (BHD) and Kim Zolciak’s New Song

Bravo Housewives Disorder (BHD) and Kim Zolciak’s New Song

March 5, 2012 by tamaratattles 13 Comments

Kim Zolciak shooting cover art for new single.

I feel like I should give you guys a heads up that Kim Zolciak-Biermann has finished work on a new song. It seems even with her new family image, Kim still suffers from Bravo Housewives Disorder (BHD). BHD is a new personality disorder that is expected to be included in the May 2013 version of psychiatry’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM-V) under Axis II. In order to meet the diagnosis of BHD the patient must exhibit four or more of the following symptoms: (a) delusions of noteworthy vocal ability (b) an unusual desire to manufacture or brand distilled spirits, particularly wine (c) sudden onset of desire to become a clothing/shoe designer/stylist replete with fashion show  (d) an abnormal obsession with clothing, often shoes in particular often to the point of paraphilia  (e) lavish spending inconsistent with income, often focused on parties, cars, homes, or other very public expenses (f) numerous unnecessary cosmetic surgeries including  but not limited to: multiple nose reconstructions, bizarre disfigurements of the mouth, repeated breast enhancements and reductions, buttock implants, facial injections, brow lifts, face lifts, neck lifts, and vaginal rejuvenations (g) eating disorders: most notably anorexia and bulimia (h) severing relationships with spouse or close friends in order to gain “storyline” (i) onset of loud, crude, socially unacceptable behaviors (j) sewing the hair of other women into their own heads  (k) bizarre compulsion to publish their deluded thoughts (l) substance abuse.

Kim’s new song which she reports is about “her life”  is entitled Love Me First and will be released on iTunes within the next month. Kandi Burruss would like you to know she had nothing to do with this one.

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  1. Brown Sugar Babies says

    March 5, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA …loved the last line of the article! I just can't be happy for Kim with this venture…as if it weren't for KANDI – she'd never had gotten this far with her..AHEM…music. Such an ungrateful wretch she is.

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  2. Chloe says

    March 5, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Why, oh why is this disgusting woman still assaulting out ears? Why?

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  3. Anonymous says

    March 5, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    There is so much autotune in this song it's hard to understand what she saying. @NewJerzeyBoy

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  4. Levi says

    March 6, 2012 at 12:49 am

    This song SUCKS. Ahahahaha. Even though she can't sing, Tardy for the Party, and The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing were fun, and catchy… this one just SUCKS.

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  5. eg says

    March 6, 2012 at 1:26 am

    This woman CANNOT sing!!

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  6. nakntt says

    March 6, 2012 at 2:19 am

    Umm umm umm…. My ears are bleeding!!! She sounds hedious… Lmao

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  7. KOA says

    March 6, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    IT IS SO SAD, THIS WOMAN HAS ENOUGH INCOME TO BUY PEOPLE TO WORK WITH HER, BUT SHE IS ABSOLUTELY TONE AND TUNE DEF. HER MONEY WOULD BE PUT TO BETTER USE HELPING UNDERPRIVILEDGE CHILDREN OR SOME OTHER NOTE WORTHY CAUSE.

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  8. Anonymous says

    June 7, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    She sounds horrible.. pure mayhem!

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  9. Alberto says

    June 8, 2012 at 12:25 am

    Its not thaaaaaat bad. Granted she can't sing even if her life depended on it but if she's doing something she loves & wishes to share it w/ her fans, I say BRAVO! Maybe some who are quick to bring it down can take the message behind the lyrics…. "love me first" Something, many people dont do. We all know we don't expect a Grammy or a world tour… she's just…. expressing herself. psRemember that we are individuals and many tend to relate to one genre which none is better than the other, just that some aren't eclectic in taste. Congrats Kim! [email protected]

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  10. jellybelly says

    July 13, 2014 at 12:10 am

    Omg, this is the best post ever!! BHD…You my dear are a genius!!!!:)

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    • vonnie says

      July 13, 2014 at 12:31 am

      Insomnia…thank goodness you commented @ jellybelly because this post needed to be revived. BHD is even more rampant in 2014

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  11. HerDaughter says

    July 13, 2014 at 11:47 am

    I ran into this post through a link on TT’s Blog regarding Teresa. This is AWESOME! Apparently, it may have become contagious! Adding in the worse cases of BHD, the Felonies and Federal Prison times begin!? Thank God you can’t catch it through a TV screen. Must only be by touch!? Great stuff!

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  12. yowza69 says

    July 13, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    Please consider adding two salient symptoms with this disorder :
    1) The need to obtain bikini waxes as a housewives group outing with the confidence that viewers will find this even remotely interesting
    2) The burning desire to not only share their love of forty something housewives pole dancing but also, in many instances, purchase their own pole to use as a further storyline

    Oh and might as well throw in their physical and mental triumph after many years and much soul searching during housewives zip lining excursions

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