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Bachelor Ben Screws the Pooch Again

February 21, 2012 by tamaratattles 1 Comment

Sir Ben of the unkempt hair travelled to four far away lands but alas none of them had a comb. Undaunted, he led three fair maidens and their families  down the garden path. In the Land of Arizona, he once again drank from The Goblet of Idiots falling even more deeply under the spell of the evil princess. Proving once again that she can make Sir Ben do absolutely anything, no matter how ridiculous, the evil princess orchestrated a wedding ceremony. ‘Twould not surprise this one to discover Ben actually signed papers turning over all his worldly goods, which sadly include no hair products, over to the evil princess. Next week, Sir Ben will take two fair maidens and the evil princess away to the Swiss Alps. Despite the evil princess being out numbered, the is no hope that the fair maidens succeed in vanquishing her. I also do not believe that Sir Ben will be clear-headed again during this debacle.  Meanwhile, the sweet, gullible, fair maiden who was ousted from the kingdom, is already being fitted for a tiara for her triumphant return as the next princess whose heart must be won in a manly display of machismo at a later date.

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  1. Pichelle says

    February 21, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    I can't bare to watch the Bachelor any longer! I only peek in for the last 10 minutes! Ben is such a drip! Courtney is a fake! And Kacie B should be the next Bachelorette!I felt so sorry for her! Her tears seemed real!

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