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| Henry Payne December 18, 2011 |
Henry Payne should have waited one more day on this cartoon. Apparently, “No Breast Pumping!” needs to be added as well. Kim Zolciak has been tweeting that breast pumping while driving is perfectly safe because it is “hands-free”! Sure it is once your udders are on the milking machine, but first you have to pull the implants out and hook them up. Doing this while your fourteen year old daughter takes the wheel and your other daughter is in the back seat is probably enough to get DFACS on your doorstep. Why do we have to spend so much time and money explaining basic safety issues to morons? When you are driving, pay attention to the road so that we can all survive the Christmas Season with nobody spilling their eggnog. Happy Hanukkah and Holiday Season to you all!
Hilarious, and very true! What kind of HAM is that anyway? It seems that Kim likes to carry it as if she is above the rest of the RHOA hoe-a's, but doing some ratchet-azzed ish like that reminds us all that you can take the trailer out of the trash, but you can never, ever take the trash out of the trailer.
First of all, this was one of my FAVORITE episodes of the season. It was so riddled with hilarious comments and comments that were making me laugh and point. Which leads me right into me LOLing over Kim's "So Marlo sleeps with wealthy men and they give her money and buy her nice things. WHO DOES THAT?" HAHAHA! Girl, please.Who the heck is Marlo? So a courtesan reigns over Atlanta society? Did you catch how hilarious the editing was right before they show the signage for Bar One? (I actually typed Bar None. Hee!) All the ghetto scenes, homeless people and police sirens? BWAH! It's like, in case you didn't know, this place is in some sketchy neighborhood. Love. It.And Peter can kiss my a$$. I don't give a sh!t if you think that because your wife has a business of her own, that you can't at any time A) Help her with something as little as mailing invitations and B) Stick around for the duration of her launch party. What a complete and total dick. She was there for him every step of the way for his business and even lost money on his last endeavor. I truly have no idea what she ever saw in his a$$.I'll have to check out Sheree's single. But I'm just glad that her and Phaedra are still cool. Phaedra was right in saying she did everything she was supposed to and that Sheree didn't even pay her on time. Girl has got to make a living and if she did favors for everyone she knows, she'd be out of business. She did the right thing in severing her attorney/client relationship and referring her to other lawyers.
Oh Sandy! I have so many posts here I want you to read but i can't link in comments either! lolPlease use the tags or just open the November archives for Sheree or MARLO the FELON. Let me assure you she is not involved in Atlanta Society at all! These women are a huge disrespect for all of us in Atlanta, that is why I post about the TRUTH.That said, I can't bad mouth Nene too much. She is making a decent career for herself. She is WORKING it on her own (and perhaps with some help from the Pizza Guy). I'm just here to say what is really happening.
Kim is an idiot. I pumped in my car too…WHEN MY EX HUSBAND WAS DRIVING. Even if she had hooked up to her Medela machine before driving off – IT IS UNSAFE!!!! She's a freakin' idiot!! If you pump and drive, you damn sure better ot be behind the wheel – and I won't even address her daughter taking the wheel of the car.I'm tired of Kim … I used to like her … but she is on my last nerve with her holier than thou hypocritical drinking booze while nursing bullsh!t.
I'm glad that I read your comments Sandy because it brought one question to mind for me: Why did Cynthia say that Marlo coming to her event was a "seal of approval"? I was thinking, Is this the same Marlo girl with all those doggone mugshots all over the darn place and she can give someone an approval on something and she's not even able to earn her own money (or marry money for that matter).What is Cynthia thinking? lol. She really has a New York state of mind because errruuuuhhh not too many felons have that much power unless they are mob or politically connected or something lol.SimSim
Kim is just wrong on so many levels. I can't wait until she is GONE. Won't be watching that trash of a show she will be on. Kim's relationship with her girls is so inappropriate, ok so kids now a days know a lot about life, but why do they have to be subjected to every aspect of it. I'm sure glad Kim is able to have kids of her own because I would hate to think that she might want to adopt and ruin a perfectly good kid, those kids are hers and she is well on the road to ruining them. She is a level 100 idiot.
Kim is a silly chick. She has raised her daughters like her friends. They don't respect her as a mother it seems, but then again for her to be running behind Big Poppa for ten years, she has no respect for herself. I'm just saying.Kroy does not seem happy. I think he's a stand up guy for marrying the mother of his child, but it's definitely an uphill battle for them.Speaking of which, what happened to Kim's wig line anyway?
@Anonymous-Kim no longer needs a wig line because she has Kroy's pockets!
She would look better without those big bushy wigs. I dont understand why she insists on wearing them…can't she just get hair extensions? She actually looked better in season one when she wore the cheap wigs.
Personally, not sure I want to pull up to a stoplight and see Kim's milk machines out in all their glory. Please, please, please tell me it was all for the cameras…WD
I've noticed that given any opportunity to expose her "titties," as she INSISTS on calling them (please stop), Kim is more than happy to oblige. I thought the only people who used "titties" anymore were old perverts and whorehouse madames.
Don't understand why Kim wears bad wigs either. Her real hair HAS to look better.THE PUMPING SEGMENT WENT BEYOND THE PALE: of 1. bad taste 2. poor parenting 3. endangering your children. for shame.Kroy's parents have to be so disappointed, repulsed, and embarrassed. If he had sense, he would be, too.
As much as I post here about the fact that RHOA is a bunch of staged hoop de lah, errybody still seems to think they can use what they see on the show to pass judgement on the housewives. I get it. I wonder about Cynthia myself. She seems genuinely unhappy. And nothing says D I V O R C E like being on a reality show. But Kim and Kroy appear happy in tweets and in real life. I think that everything we saw out of Kim, Kroy has seen and has been aware of all of it going into a relationship with Kim. Am I the only one who googles my new relationships? I think not. I am sure Kroy is aware of all the drama and history that is Kim and has decided to love her anyway. His relationship with the girls seems genuine on both sides to me. I'm obviously going to ride on Kim for APPEARING TO drive and pump, but I will not assume I know the dynamics of her marriage which appears IRL and on the show to be a cute loving relationship. If our lives were all out there for people to see, and the poor choices placed under a microscope, I am sure we would be embarrassed by some of our decisions. That is true for all the housewives. Forgive me, I am trying to be in the spirit of Christmas here. I am sure I will get back to being all judgemental in a few weeks. 🙂
Off the topic at hand but, does anyone know why Ms lawrence is mad at or may have a beef with Kandi? He made a smart comment on wwhl and he never did explain it on the after show like Andy said he would let him, wonder why? Hmmmmm
Please Tamara help with this possible beef between Kandi and ms lawrence, I know you can always find out the tea to those comments he tried to make on wwhl but Andy had to stop him, maybe
While none of the housewives speak to me directly, thus I have no good source for answering questions, I do tend to pay attn to what is and is not being said. So here is my belief based in NO FACT AT ALL about the Miss Lawrence/ Kandi sitch.Kandi was added to the show because she is actually a very wealthy person with many connections in Atlanta. She is first and foremost a music mogul. She really has no connection at all to the other housewives (as is true with all the seasons) so they make up storylines to tie them together. Bravo is for whatever reason determined to include black gay men in heels to the storyline for RHOA. Miss Lawrence can sing a bit so they decided to hook him up with Kandi and have that be HER storyline. Miss Lawrence was thrilled at the opportunity but did not seem to understand that once that storyline was over, Kandi had other things to do. Kandi was under no obligation to keep working for free with Lawrence. And she didn't. She has eleventy businesses happening and didn't really want to or need to maintain that association. So Miss Lawrence was shifted to the role of gay best friend of Sheree. If Bravo wises up and dumps Sheree then Lawrence will go the way of "Nene's best gay, Dwight"In a nutshell, it's all storyline.
Kandi worked with Lawrence for free? I guess I could see that as a storyline, but I figured he was mad because his song didn't do well or maybe Kandi was charging more than what he wanted. Hopefully he'll be gone if there is another season.BTW, Tamara did you see the recent interview Sheree gave to a radio station? She talks about the show including that court case with Bob and Phaedra. She was trying really hard not to say the producers wanted her to work with Phaedra to representing her, but the interviewer connected the dots. It was interesting.
didn't see it but it is no surprise. I keep on telling you Phaedra has never been the atty of record for the Sheree divorce case. It's all bullshit. It's STORYLINE. Phaedra does not handle family law cases. Sheree admitted on WWHL that her actual atty had to coach Phaedra…
Thanks Tamara, I thought what elkaye thought but ur idea of the end of the storyline makes LOT of sense too, thanks again and I LOVE ur blog keep up the outstanding job u do girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!