|Henry Payne December 18, 2011|
Henry Payne should have waited one more day on this cartoon. Apparently, “No Breast Pumping!” needs to be added as well. Kim Zolciak has been tweeting that breast pumping while driving is perfectly safe because it is “hands-free”! Sure it is once your udders are on the milking machine, but first you have to pull the implants out and hook them up. Doing this while your fourteen year old daughter takes the wheel and your other daughter is in the back seat is probably enough to get DFACS on your doorstep. Why do we have to spend so much time and money explaining basic safety issues to morons? When you are driving, pay attention to the road so that we can all survive the Christmas Season with nobody spilling their eggnog. Happy Hanukkah and Holiday Season to you all!