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Well that was a pretty tame episode of RHOA! Nene invites Kandi and Cynthia to go to Miami for a weekend excursion. They pull into a Kimpton Boutique Hotel, Surfcomber which is right on the beach.They are greeted with cocktails and given the royal treatment. Once in the room, the porter stashes their suitcases and Nene who is “Trump Rich” gave the porter a Donald Trump like tip. Oh wait, not she didn’t. Kandi had to step up to that because she is the one with the money of these three. Although, to be fair, they were in Kandi’s room.
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| Miami Lesbian Pride Weekend Poster |
What Nene doesn’t know is that it is lesbian pride weekend in Miami. Well okay, they “don’t know it” for the sake of reality TV; however, Andy Cohen was the Grand Marshall of the parade so basically this was a paid promo. This is odd because the other fake storyline is Nene dating. If Bravo is trying to hook Nene up, this was a poor choice of locale. Nene is lesbophobic.
The three girls are go to the beach, where Nene spies a couple a guys playing Frisbee. So despite the fact that they are in swimwear with Nene in a boy short one piece and some rapper style jewelry all three decide to run off to ask to play Frisbee. Remember now, the storyline for the spinoff is Nene dating. That scene right there should have been the first clue that show would not go but alas, they continue to have Nene “dating” this season. Bear in mind Gregg was likely back at the Surfcomber pool. The guys, sensing opportunity, immediately start planning to get with them later, you know when it is dark and they are drunk. One dude asks Nene about her ring. “Is that an engagement ring?” No says Nene, I am mamama…divorcing. Which everybody knows is the same as single. Except that to this day no divorce papers have ever been filed. Apparently, none of the three ladies took a dip in the lady pond. At least not on camera. In her talking head, Nene refers to looking over her shoulder for Gregg and that is because Gregg is never very far away. Those two are still in kahoots.
Then we have some sort of product placement for a 9 million dollar mansion in Miami. Because despite Nene’s delusions, that is just not a possibility for her. Kandi asks her if she has a financial planner, which is the polite way of saying,”girl! You are delusional! “
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| The World According to Phaedra |
Next up it is the Phaedra Parks Show. I must say Phaedra is having one helluva good time playing to the cameras. She is so full of shit her eyes are brown. Phaedra is playing her part to a tee. It’s hysterical and calculated and actually a lot of fun to watch. Phaedra is not going to be running a funeral home y’all. Come on. Phaedra is great comic relief to all the fighting. And she knows it and works it like a 17 year old on the pole at the Pink Pony.
Then we have Kim and Kroy. They are adorable. Kroy buys Kim a square bangle bracelet with chocolate diamonds that Bravo says is $22,000. Over dinner Kroy starts laying the ground work for moving Kim to Montana. You can just see Kroy dreaming of going hunting with little KJ in a few years. This will work out as well as Kris Humphries trying to move Kim K to Minnesota. Trust.
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| Kim Zolciak and Sweetie. |
Kroy has Sweetie help him with a surprise party. All I can think about is how Kim and Sweetie had a falling out and have apparently not spoken since late summer. Hopefully, Kim will see the show and start to miss her and work things out. The surprise party goes well, the girls grill Kroy while Kim gets neck massage.The girls then devolve into a conversation of their lack of sex life. A knowing smile between Kim and Kroy indicate that is not a problem for them. Then Kandi points out that it is 9:30 and children should be in bed as we see Ariana sliding down the pole, er banister. Kandi takes Riley home.
And that’s it!
Next week it looks like we may see Apollo punch out Peter and Kim’s baby shower. Which sounds to me like the RHONJ christening script Part 2. Looking forward to it but only because of Apollo.
Now on WWHL Andy is asking Nene straight up if she can afford a 9 million dollar house, if she is lesbian phobic, etc. I think even though Andy knows the script, he feels obligated to point out the absurdity of the whole thing.
You have a way with words and I love reading your recaps, Tamara. Move over Gawker, TamaraTattles recaps are the best.
thanks for the recrap! oh,and my toe hurts…maybe it's fungus. Should I post about that here?heeheehee
Thanks Pam. And Anon,noone cares about your toe fungus at this board. noone./sits back and waits for spelling police 🙂
Could you try and dig up some Kim and Sweetie scoop? I love Kim and Sweetie together. I'll be bummed if they don't make up.
I heard something today I will try to check into tomorrow. If it is THAT then don't hold your breath for a reconciliation.