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Real Housewives of Orange County: Number of Secrets Revealed? ZERO.

RHOOC Reunion

Let’s be honest. Bravo does this to us every season. We are done. We are so done. But there are some things left unresolved. Surely, the will resolve them. We have hope. Yet resolution never comes. So here we go again. All we really care about seeing at this point is footage of the Marry, Shag Kill game at Heather’s Valentine’s Day party. We would be thrilled to just see one hour of that party completely unedited.

But that will never happen. We’re going to see Tamra insults that landed on the cutting room floor because there were so many. Probably more instances where Vicki and Tamra were uncouth in Bali. Likely, a few pretentious thoughts of Heathers. If we are lucky perhaps a loving scene between Christian and Lizzie.  But we will not be satisfied at the end of an hour. 70% will be recycled crap we have covered a thousand times. But there is always that shred of naïve hope that production will surprise us this one time… Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2: Bitter? Party of One?

RHOOC Reunion

 

It’s now or never for the RHOOC to get everything all wrapped up for the season. Let’s see if Andy asks any hard-hitting questions.

A viewer essentially asks Shannon if Dr. Moon is fleecing her. Shannon says no, that he has healed her kids by his touch of many things. Um, the way I said that seems wrong. Andy asks her if she is so zen and holistic, why does she seem like a complete stress ball all the time? Shannon says since she came back from Bali she has been much more at peace, and that it is something she continues to work on. She does look happier on the reunion. Vicki is asked if Shannon’s suggestion to feng shui  her office has helped her business. Vicki said yes! She says it went off the charts and continues to go off the charts. Vicki says she just had Elaine come to her home to feng shui it because she believes in it now.  See Vicki? It does work for white people!

Vicki is asked why she was so open to Shannon and so rude to Lizzie, was it because Lizzie is younger? Vicki says she is not threatened by age. There are people older than her and younger than her. She says she connected to Shannon right away and things were a bit awkward with Lizzie. Vicki definitely had a boob job.  The tops of her boobs are nearly to her collarbone. A bra doesn’t do that.

A viewer asks Lizzie when the last time was that Christian threw her over the countertop? Lizzie says that they have a lot of sex now.  Lizzie is going to start trying for a third child in the beginning of next year.  We rehash #birthdaygate .  Tamra’s story for not calling earlier in this iteration is that she was trying to get in touch with her mother to babysit. That’s a new one I think. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 1 Beadors Win!

RHOOC Reunion double shot

The ladies all arrive to the reunion in sweats without a drop of makeup on. They are filmed getting ready for the day. Heather Dubrow gets a haircut with a completely new style while she is preparing to go on national TV. It’s a good thing it came out all right.  Vicki seems confident going in this season, which is a new feeling for her, but Andy will trip her up and let herself paint herself into a corner over a airheaded gay stereotype from the show.  Heather is there for answers. Shannon’s plan is to stay Zen.  Tamra says she never has a problem owning up to what she has done. I can’t decide if I think she believes herself or not.

Vicki’s boobs are ginormous! Are they new? Vicki says she is trying to buy Andales. I just found out that Vicki’s Mexican apartment is a time share.  They actually had three time shares. In the divorce, the each took one and sold the other. Those have to be new boobs. They are way up high.

Lizzie dated Nick Lachey both before and after Jessica Simpson.

Andy asks Shannon about her saving a nation in a past life. She said that her holistic dentist consulted a panel of psychics and that’s what they said. That’s why he put the jewels in her teeth for free. He’s dead now.  Shannon seems happy and at peace. At least for now. Continue reading

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Million Dollar Listing New York Reunion Recap

 

NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Upfront - 2014

Andy wastes no time in greeting the guys for the reunion and gets right into the questions.

Most embarrassing moments for the guys?  Fredrik says the time he dumped a drink on Luis’s head. He starts to explain how terrible he feels when he sees that. He mentions he is twice Luis’s size and it just made him look awful. Right away Luis jumps in and starts talking about Fredrik always talks down to him like that. It’s sort of out of no where!

Luis says that the fight was his most embarrassing moment also. Ryan says the naked shower scene was his.

Andy pointed out to Ryan that he sold the least amount of real estate this season. Ryan said he was more interested in showing the listing with the most interesting stories. He said the year before he did some really fantastic deals and all people wanted to talk about was the pig. So he focused on the sales with the most interesting quirks and stories. Fredrik says that Ryan has the least amount of sales and that he’s basically “small potatoes.” Continue reading

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Nene Blogs About The RHOA Reunion; Translated by Tamara Tattles

RHOBH Nene TH

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Back when Real Housewives of New Jersey was on, Teresa Giudice, New York Timers Bestess Saling Arther, used a ghost writer to write her blogs. I used to try to translate them back to the Teresa version before she polished it up. Today, I shall do the same thing for whoever is writing for Nene.  Translations in purple font.

Season six ended just the way many wanted… with foolery and the negativity of women sitting on the same couch belittling each other! Many find it entertaining but I found it negative and sad at times!

The plans I had to bring foolery and negativity to the reunion, totally backfired in my face. It’s not entertaining when all eyes are not on me. Continue reading

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Porsha Williams on The View : Kenya Brought Weapons to the Reunion!

 

Porsha Williams Mugshot

Somebody mad.

So still waiting for Porsha to do her interview. Sherri and Jenny are doing some sort of hot topics schtick. When they start talking about Nene getting voted off of DWTS, Nene and Tony walk out to surprise Sherri. She squeals like a stuck pig and acts like she has seen Jesus appear on the set. It’s ridiculous.

Sherri asks Nene what she learned on the show. Nene says that she learned that hard work pays off. She talks about her work ethic. They don’t even give her a seat. Next up, Porsha…

Sherri says that Kenya and Porsha have been arguing for two seasons, what was it about that moment that caused her to get physical. Porsha’s answer is, “Right, and a good example of that is last season, I went to the reunion and at that time I was going through a divorce. And um, well it was right before.” See?Lying already, you were not going through a divorce during the last reunion.  Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Films Tomorrow!

Real housewives of Atlanta

This should be an exclusive unless my source got chatty. It’s finally time for the RHOA to film the reunion episode and there is so much potential for disaster! First of all both Kenya and Nene will have to leave their current engagements to fly in to the ATL.  This won’t be much of an issue for Nene because she and Tony have already secured rehearsal space here for when Nene has to be in Atlanta. So she is likely already back here. But Kenya is working on Celebrity Apprentice all day today and then flying out tonight and likely flying back right after the reunion.  For that reason Andy won’t be able to keep everyone there until the wee hours of the morning like he tends to do. They are going to have to do this down and dirty this time!

So what can we expect? LOTS of drama that is what.

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Blood Sweat and Heels Reunion Recap

Blood Sweat and Heel Girls on WWHL

This photo is from WWHL not the Reunion.

It’s the Prouds on one side and the Louds on the other. I am TOTALLY Team Proud let’s see if the reunion changes everything. I am a bit behind so I am just going to give some general comments and try to avoid a blog transcribing every detail. I still have WWHL to recap tonight!

Well, Daisy got a new wig. It is better but super long. I just can’t see her as the long-haired sultry type. Her dress is a blinding pink with parts of a purple chandelier as a necklace.  For the record, everyone seems to have missed the mark with their outfits tonight, even the always on point Demetria, who looks fine, but has looked better.

Demetria and Melyssa seem to have a friendship beyond the show and are working out a few little things the other said that hurt them on the show and apologize. Everyone says everyone is different when the cameras are not rolling. I believe that. This is season one when people still think they can make a good impression. Brie says she is the same on and off camera. The Prouds gang up on Daisy.

I love Geneva, but the girl NEEDS bangs. If you crossed Geneva’s forehead with Teresa Giudice’s forehead they would both benefit.  I don’t understand the arm pads in Geneva’s dress. At all. Continue reading

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Mob Wives Reunion Recap: Boring

Mob Wives New BloodLast week the season finale of Mob Wives just left us hanging with a “to be continued…” ending. To me, that means we will have another episode of the show. To the Mob Wives producers, it means we go straight to the reunion.  I think that is odd. Sherri Shepherd also seems to be an odd choice.  It’s like sending a lamb into den of wolves.

Right away, Alicia explains what happened in court, which we already knew because it was all over the news. The feds are holding up sentencing until they can figure how to get her Mob Wives salary as part of her restitution.

Big Ang is wearing a glittery hoody with the hood up. It’s weird and I want it. Oh I think it is a dress. It’s much more interesting than rehashing the “Delicious” debate. Continue reading

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A Retrospective of Brandi Blogs Though The Years

Brandi and Adrienne Season 2

Okay, so a couple of days ago, I had this idea for a blog where I would go through EVERY SINGLE ONE of Brandi’s RHOBHs blogs and pull out all the parts that relate to her changing alliances and especially feeling toward Lisa.  God that was a dumb idea. I realized it was dumb after the first six hours or so of cutting and pasting. But for some reason I just could not toss all that cutting and pasting out. Nor could I just stop and not finish. So here is with limited commentary. I am really trying to see how Brandi got to be team captain for the Richards Sisters at this reunion.  This really doesn’t clear up a damn thing. It will give you some clues and some LOL moments regarding her hypocrisy. I hope you enjoy. Or at least despise reading it less than I despised creating it!  Leave lots of comments to let me know your observations.

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Real Housewives of Miami Blog Round-Up Foreshadows a Great Reunion Show!

Lisa Hochstein at Halloween Ball

Lisa Hochstein at Halloween Ball

I’m going to say it now, this season’s Real Housewives of Miami Reunion is going to be epic. Everyone is loaded for bear. I expect to see all of them literally sitting on “evidence” to buttress their arguments.  And the clues are in the Bravo blogs.

Lea goes all in on Adriana and her “evil core” without a shred of remorse. In her blog she brings up the last reunion once again when Ana went after her with a folder full of something we are not allowed to discuss. She says that she has more information on exactly who was involved in plotting that attack and implies that Adriana was in on the whole thing.

Also from Lea’s Bravo blog:

For those who support me, a very appreciative and heartfelt THANK YOU. And for those of you who think I should have been more forgiving and move forward with trust instead of trepidation, or pretend nothing ever happened — stay tuned for the reunion and then decide. I think you will agree that even with all the lies and camouflaging and pretense (and you’ve only watched a fraction of it), her core has now been exposed. 

Adriana doesn’t say too much in her blog this week. But both Lea and Adriana hint that the other has done something to harm the friendship between their sons. Expect that to be brought out at the reunion. Continue reading

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