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Blood, Sweat & Heels Finale Recap: Happily Never After

 

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It’s the finale of Blood Sweat and Heels and I’m going to try to keep it short. I am just not in the recapping mood tonight. Essentially, there will be two big event’s.

Chantelle’s Boat Party For Her Business

Chantelle would like us to believe that Forbes and CNN and major media outlets are there for her business. IIRC, her business is naked flash mobs. I’m not sure how lucrative that sort of thing is.  I would image not as much as the geriatric strippers at the Clairmont Lounge make, but what do I know?  Chantelle is annoying. I would not even be watching this but Geneva apparently gives Melyssa the beatdown on the boat. I don’t want to miss that. Here is what I reported in October of 2014 when this was filmed.

The step and repeat that Chantelle is pretending to give an interview in front of about how this is her Flawless Affair has about six business names on it. None of them are hers. Everyone pretends this is Chantelle’s event. They are not good actresses. Her naked girls are part of the entertainment. Kinda like the sword swallower.

Daisy is very sick and needs to go to ER. But for some reason Mica tries to have her lay down on the boat. Bad idea. Take her to the hospital. Mica sits with her and then calls her driver. Continue reading

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Blood, Sweat & Heels Recap: Prayers For Daisy

Demetria is not pleased when the girls tell her about Geneva.

Demetria is not pleased when the girls tell her about Geneva.

 

I don’t know if I am really liking this season better than the first one, or if it’s just because I watch it after Kandi’s Ski Trip, and it just seems great in comparison or if it really is good this season. But I am looking forward to tonight’s show.

Melyssa

Arzo and boyfriend drop by Melyssa’s place. Melyssa has an eyebrow specialist there to do brows. Arzo tells Melyssa that Geneva called Greg a bitch on the way to the Hamptons. Arzo is such a little bitch ass herself. Both Arzo and Melyssa are over Geneva. Melyssa can’t wait to run to Demetria.

Demetria

Demetria had a dress made for her wedding. But she fell in love with another dress last week at the bridal shoot. She is trying to get it altered in time for the wedding in three weeks. The dress is between $28,000-$32,ooo but the designer comps the dress to her for promotional consideration.

Melyssa and Arzo tell Demetria about Geneva calling Greg a bitch ass. Really? What are we twelve? Melyssa seems to hate Geneva. Melyssa is really trying to flame the fires. She wants Demetria to dump Geneva permanently.

Mica

We start with Mica and her new boyfriend Kevin. She is debating taking it to the next level. She asks Kevin if it is okay if they get tested before having sex. I had no idea you could buy HIV tests over the counter now. Back in the day, you had to go to a clinic and wait two weeks while you are convinced that you have full blown AIDS and will die before the test comes back. That’s one bad thing about the 80’s. Wow apparently now you just swipe your gums with a pad and you find out right away? How much are these because my OB/GYN tests for HPV and HIV with every annual. I don’t need that shit.

Later, Mica’s mother calls to let her know her grandmother fell. Mica was just there to see her grandmother just a few shows ago. Then in a later scene we see Mica getting ready to go home because her grandmother has passed away. Mica was very, very close with her grandmother. Mica lost her sister, then her dad on last season of the show and now her grandmother. That’s a lot to deal with.
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Blood, Sweat and Heels Recap: A Few Bad Apples

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We are in the Hamptons again. This is not a place where these women have a positive history. Demetria is doing some sort of cover shoot for a bridal magazine. The night before Demetria and Melyssa were extremely rude to Daisy while she was sharing with Geneva about her cancer. Demetria is excluding Geneva and Chantelle from everything wedding related.

Demetria just takes Melyssa  to the photo shoot. It’s at a beautiful castle. Demetria’s mother and Greg are there as well. Demetria feels bad that Geneva didn’t get to go to the cover shoot. The grounds, the gown, the flowers, everything about the set is really, really pretty. Demetria is very stiff and nervous being photographed. But she eventually loosens up. I don’t like the second dress but Demetria loves it and wants to switch her real dress to this one. To each their own. I preferred the first one.

Back at the house, Chantelle apologizes to Argo and she reciprocates. A tentative truce appears to be in place there. The girls head off to an apple orchard while Demetria shoots her cover.  I can’t believe how much I like Mica this season. She is making fun of the apple picking field trip. Daisy is kind of hurt that Demetria has not said anything kind to her regarding her cancer. Geneva says that Demetria just doesn’t handle emotional situations very well. Chantelle says that Geneva needs to stop sticking up for Demetria and excusing her behavior, especially now that she is uninvited from her wedding.  Daisy gets emotional. She says it is hard enough to share without Demetria being so heartless  toward her. Continue reading

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Blood Sweat & Tears Recap: Save The Date

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Once again I missed a show I wanted to see on Bravo because Andy Cohen has to tack his stupid WWHL show that I am already taping to the end of some Real Housewives shit.

So I am going to share some brief 2 am thoughts on a show I would have watched live if Andy was not such a douchebag, and just happened to catch. Cleary, Bravo does NOT understand that we have shows we watch ON THE HOUR. And if I am already taping two, I can’t watch another one because his ego does not want to wait until the ACTUAL TIME HIS SHOW COMES ON.

Chantelle is already selling “stories” to tabloids you go fame whore girl. I don’t care about your love life. Stop tweeting me about it.  Geneva has some weird knock off Birkin product placement happening. The trouble is no one knows what the fuck it is. Chantelle says she sounds like she needs a lobotomy. No, it sounds like you already had one.

We are going to the fucking Hamptons again.

Daisy is the only person I actually like better when they got cancer. In general, if you were a cunt when you get cancer, you are still a cunt with cancer. Not Daisy. First of all she was not a cunt she was just on the very annoying side of chipper. I thought it was fake. It was not. She is doing the whole “taking it like a champ” thing, which by the way is far more than I would do. If you hate me now, you will REALLY hate me with cancer. Continue reading

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Blood, Sweat & Heels Recap: Turned Up and Kicked Out

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Time for Blood, Sweat & Heels!  Theses women fight but there is not nearly as much bitching at the RHONY. I’m still not over that episode.

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Daisy drops by to see Mica. I am amazed by Daisy’s positive attitude and I love her straight black wig. It’s so …normal.  Mica has a new friend named Kevin that she is going on a date with. Daisy is getting a CAT scan to check for new cancers. I can’t believe I actually like these two this season.

Mica goes on a date with Kevin. They bond over their love for Karaoke. Mica agrees to take him to the book signing.

Melyssa

Demetria and Melyssa meet for lunch in the park. They are discussing their jobs. How refreshing is it to have working women discussing business? Demetria is holding a book launch and inviting all the girls. She is already worried about Chantelle’s behavior. Which makes this feel like one of those scenes that was filmed after the fact. Demetria tells Melyssa she can’t bring a date to her wedding. But she does have a single man in mind for her Continue reading

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Blood Sweat & Heels Recap: Forced Family Fun

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I have missed the last episode of Blood, Sweat & Heels because Andy Cohen insists on tacking WWHL to the end of things while kicks this show out of my DVR line up. This week I caught on and was able to tape a repeat.

Mica and Demetria are meeting up for a Bravo lunch. In his case I think it is one of those lunches where both parties are expecting an apology from the other and not willing to give one.

At the aptly named Crabby Shack, the two finally sit down for some crab rolls and conversation. Mica asks Demetria why she doesn’t like her. Demetria says that last season she was very loud and drunk.  Both parties feel like the other has been attacking them. No one apologized but they sort of agreed to disagree. They end with a selfie to document their détente, as is the custom. Continue reading

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Blood, Sweat and Heels: Glo Lights and Handcuffs

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I’m sorry I have been remiss on recapping Blood, Sweat & Heels. I really like this show and need to make it more of a priority, I just finished zipping through last week.  I find myself feeling much different about everyone this season than I did last season. I don’t know how Bravo manages to flip the script like this but they do it to me all the time.  I’m having lots of compassion for Daisy and her fight with cancer. My absolute favorite from last year Demetria seems to have a stick of some sort lodged up her butt this season that I hope is just due to wedding stress and writing and self-publishing another book.  For some reason I felt so bad for Geneva when she went through her arrest that I tweeted her support and y’all know I don’t tweet the reality show participants very often and scold you all when you tag me in a tweet with them. I even find Mica endearing this season. So I am kind of confused about my perspective.

Anyway I loved tonight’s episode on fashion week. Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey were on and interviewed by Daisy at the Michael Costello show. That was a fun cross over even if it was only a “who are you wearing?” sort of thing.  I’m majorly impressed that Geneva is doing a piece for Italian Vogue.  Continue reading

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Blood Sweat and Heels Reunion Recap

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This photo is from WWHL not the Reunion.

It’s the Prouds on one side and the Louds on the other. I am TOTALLY Team Proud let’s see if the reunion changes everything. I am a bit behind so I am just going to give some general comments and try to avoid a blog transcribing every detail. I still have WWHL to recap tonight!

Well, Daisy got a new wig. It is better but super long. I just can’t see her as the long-haired sultry type. Her dress is a blinding pink with parts of a purple chandelier as a necklace.  For the record, everyone seems to have missed the mark with their outfits tonight, even the always on point Demetria, who looks fine, but has looked better.

Demetria and Melyssa seem to have a friendship beyond the show and are working out a few little things the other said that hurt them on the show and apologize. Everyone says everyone is different when the cameras are not rolling. I believe that. This is season one when people still think they can make a good impression. Brie says she is the same on and off camera. The Prouds gang up on Daisy.

I love Geneva, but the girl NEEDS bangs. If you crossed Geneva’s forehead with Teresa Giudice’s forehead they would both benefit.  I don’t understand the arm pads in Geneva’s dress. At all. Continue reading

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Blood, Sweat and Heels Finale Recap

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On tonight’s season finale of Blood, Sweat & Heels, Mica is trying to get back into the normal flow of her working life after the passing of her father.  I am still not sure which of these women was cast without a job. The rumor is that one of them was and Bravo had to invent a job for them.  I still lean toward that being Melyssa, but I swear it could be Daisy or Geneva or even Mica really.  The only one we know for sure was working is Demetria. Any of the rest of them could be just playing a role. Does Brie even claim to have a real job?

Mica is doing a fashion shoot to update some of her girls portfolios. There are many odd things about this. First of all, the modeling agency doesn’t do the models portfolios. The models maintain their portfolios and keep them current. The other weird thing is, Mica said “it’s swimsuit season.”  Um, nope, it’s summer. While that is the season one wears a swimsuit, it is not the season when swimsuit photos are taken. If for some bizarre reason Mica wanted to update her girls portfolio for swimsuit season, that should have happened in January.  I just went to look at her business website and in order to see her “models” you have to have a password.  Really? This whole scene is weird to me. Later, she looks at some of the pictures on her laptop and says she needs to send them out to clients. Makes no sense to me. Your mileage may vary. Continue reading

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Blood Sweat & Heels Recap: Demetria is ERRYTHANG.

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Demetria has SEVEN YEARS in as a blogger. AND two successful books. And she is more fabulous than anyone on  the show.  I think she is the bomb. If you don’t, clearly there is something wrong with you. The End.

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Blood Sweat & Heels Recap: Exotic Flowers, No Carnations, No Daisies Please!

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Dear God in heaven the show is almost over and I am just beginning. I am just going to have to set my alarm for tomorrow because it is going to be such a busy day. I am going to make this short and sweet.

Newsflash: I ADORE Demetria. I love how she has a blog full of smart, educated like-minded women. If you guys are going to be on the Mica train then this is not the blog for you. I am team Demetria and Geneva all day long. Deal with it.

Demetria smartly is not inviting Mica to her blog anniversary party. Because, NOE. Did I miss who this little short-haired girl is? I have no idea who she is.  Enlighten me.

Frankly, I don’t even want to blog the Mica scenes. Is there nothing these people won’t discuss on camera? Now her mama wants to come on and talk shit about her dead daddy? Um noe. Fast forwarding. Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live With Blood Sweat &Heels Girls: Demetria Lucas, Geneva S. Thomas & Melyssa Ford

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Demetria is sitting first chair. That is what I wanted to see. I am glad Andrew, RECOGNIZED, because as some little twat just posted I am biased as hell to  Demetria (and Geneva!).  For anyone else who is unclear about how a blog works, I give my opinions here. And my opinion is that Demetria and Geneva rock. Don’t agree? You can give your lame reasons for liking the loud obnoxious drunk chicks in comments. Unless you are banned from commenting, in which case you can suck it! And for those of you who prefer the Louds, things always go to hell in season two and my favorites never fail to disappoint, so if you can hang on til then, I may change my mind.

Moving on… Andy begins by throwing shade at Mica. Her “equine mating call” which I ever so delicately declined to mock on my recap tonight is the drinking “word.” Melyssa is new. As in brand new, if you know what I mean, and she doesn’t realize shade is even being thrown because that is how Andy roles. He really should NOT have put her in the middle of the Prouds.  Then Andy takes the shade farther so the clueless Loud gets it. He suggests that when we hear the equine mating call, that we drink until we flash our lady bits at an Uptown Magazine party. #ShadyBoots

Next on Andrew’s list is the video vixen herself, Melysssa. Andy clearly wants to sit next to me in the Team Proud bleachers.  Andy plays a clip of Sisqó’s Thong Song Video despite his indications that Melyssa did not want him to do so. #PalmTreeOShade .  Melyssa  pretends to be embarrassed rather than, you know actually being embarrassed. Continue reading

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