What happened in Vegas, almost stayed in Vegas. Most of it is still a mystery, but I do have some tea. First of all, Kenya Moore was there with Kyle Richards, Vicki Gunvalson, Melissa Gorga for an event at Caesar’s Place. It appears that the housewives competed in several events with a high roller from the casino as a partner. In one event, “runway walking” Kenya takes an unexpected bobble and makes it all seem like part of the performance. Her impressive recovery won that round for her team. See the video at end of post. But read on for lots of other Vegas tea! Continue reading
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In the farce that is “human resources” we are going on a team building trip this episode of Flipping Out!. See the reason I hate the housewives franchise these days is that it is scripted. So very fucking scripted. And the script for the past eight seasons in some cases is “make the bitches fight for our amusement.” I admit to enjoying a good brawl from time to time, but not every fucking week. Now the script is, pick one woman and completely publicly humiliate her every week. Have everyone gang up on her. They will do it because it is not them. One more season of six figure incomes for people who, with few exceptions, have no other marketable skills. It’s no more reputable anymore than Girls Gone Wild. At least in those shows you get to see hot bodies with pert tits. Real Housewives is Middle-Aged Broke Chicks Trying to Front Gone Wild. It’s just bad. Which is why I am trying to wean you all, while admittedly still on the teat myself.
Moving on, Flipping Out is FUNNY. It’s tongue in cheek, and I don’t think anyone has ever brawled. Like Kenya Moore, everyone on the show knows exactly what they are doing and they play their part effortlessly without a producer spooning them lines. Continue reading
I just watched last week’s episode where Jenni came back to work. Thank God she did because they can’t have this show without her. I imagine they just shut down production for a couple weeks to wait on her return. Her “Head of Human Resources” schtick this season is hysterical. I love her deadpan talking heads where she solemnly discusses the infractions she must handle as head of human resources. Megan Weaver and her giant beaver are not doing a damn thing for me. Even Jeff seems over her hungover ass. Wait, did Jeff fire her at the end of the last episode? I kinda tuned out a bit and was making a salad. I have forty-seven million shows to watch between now and Saturday when I change providers and get an DVR! Bye Bye to my huge collection of No Reservations episodes! I will miss you the mostest!
Jeff is back on the landscape project with that bitch Lisa and her poor husband. Blech. Neither one of these people can make simple decisions when presented with choices.
Zoila is learning to twerk. The head of human resources is not amused. Fuck. Megan is there. Why? Jeff loves mocking Jenni about her clothes and telling her she should stick to maternity wear a while longer. Jenni looks great by the way. Continue reading