I love Flipping Out! It’s one of the few “reality shows” left that is actually fun and funny! No table flipping, no wig snatching and no federal indictments and yet, we still watch! On the down side, Andrew is there. He is the person everyone picks on BECAUSE HE IS AN IDIOT! But rather than fire him, Jeff likes to grind his organ (see what I did there?) while Andrew dances in a paint can outfit.
Because Jenni is knocked up and about to pop, we needed a new Jenni. Jeff has chosen Megan. I hate Megan within ten seconds because she is not Jenni. This is never going to work. Hopefully one of two things happen before the end of the episode, either she quits or Andrew poisons her. Whatever it takes works for me.
Jeff is buying Vanina a set of boobs because he ruined her relationship and the guy dumped her. Andrew is jealous. Jenni is perplexed. Jeff is shopping for the best deal. He’s found a doctor that has tits on sale. It’s all perfectly normal for this show.
Rats in the attic. National Geographic boobs. Let’s move on. I am particularly sensitive about both of those issues. We shan’t speak on this further.
Gage and Jeff are still together. This displeases me. Gage is kind of a goober. Continue reading