Sorry, I am just out of it today, I was up when the sun came up, exhausted and brain dead and just could not go to bed. Thank you all so much for hitting the tip jar yesterday I don’t want to forget anyone. I’m having tech issues and really need to get out and buy a new laptop. Life just seems overwhelming at the moment,
Anyway, Nene is on Kimmel so I am watching. Okay she is the last guest and I am exhausted so I am going to make this quick. She strutted out in an all crème/white outfit looking good! Nene immediately addresses her “exotic dance” experience and says she has soul so she is going to bring it. Nene is already attacking the front runners who are clearly the not one but TWO gold medal winning Olympic ice dancers. She says she has soul and they don’t. Nene is already trash talking. SIGH. I don’t think anyone in the mix to win even knows she is on the show. She says she is training four hours a day… hmmm six is the norm… My TV cut out and when it came back she was talking about the potential to switch and talking about Max. I don’t think she has to worry about America pairing Nene with Max. Continue reading
UPDATE: I just wanted to clear something up that I am clearing up now while sifting through the day’s comments. I do not think Nene is lazy AT ALL. I think she has been one of the best hustlers of “her brand” on any housewives show. This is another example of her people hustling for her… she is great at HUSTLING GREAT OPPORTUNITIES. She is even better at fucking them up. She is also a quitter when things get tough. And DWTS is fucking HARD. Like BOOT CAMP hard. Nene does not have that level of physical endurance. This will be the death of her career. It’s like me saying I am going to sign up for Navy Seal BUD/S training to defend you all from evil. She’s going to ring out. That’s all I am saying.
We’ve heard the rumors, likely leaked by Nene herself, that Nene is going to be on Dancing With The Stars, and this morning my email inbox was full of readers of TamaraTattles.com lamenting the official announcement. I for one am thrilled that Nene has been asked to be on DWTS! This is the best career ending move we could have hoped for, y’all! Now we just need to start a pool to see how long she hangs in there before she ”drops out for medical reasons!”
I think the current record is one week of practice and never even appearing on the show, held by Vincent Pastore of the Sopranos. Vincent just copped to it being to tough within the first week of rehearsals and never saw a single episode. Will Nene Leakes make it farther than Vincent Pastore?
Well, let’s see how Nene performs under difficult filming circumstances. As Dr. Phil says, “Past behavior is the best indicator of future behavior.” Continue reading
We are back on Bitch Mountain where the RHOBH are trying to give the RHONY a run for their money. Can this drunken stupidity become more memorable than Scary Island? Brandi is drunk (as usual) and Lisa actually defends Kyle. Brandi is so drunk she keeps losing track of who she is attacking. Yolanda who is probably not drunk seems to be acting as Brandi’s drunk to English translator. Thank God Yolanda is multilingual.
Oh dear. Kim’s talking head. I will refrain from commenting about it until we see a bit more of it. But what I just saw was concerning.
Kyle has left the table and is sobbing in another room. And Yolanda comforts her? She and Brandi are the reason she is crying. Nonetheless, they both hug it out while saying that the other has a lot to deal with at the moment. Yolanda seems very hot and cold toward Kyle. In her talking head she talks about what is important in life, and putting the Kyle stuff behind her, but still slips in a few stabs and Kyle and Kim.
Then Lisa hugs Kyle. Lisa tastefully closes the bathroom door because Kim is in there talking about her panties being in a literal wad as she attempts I suppose to use the bathroom. Kim in her green dress talking head says “Don’t shut the door in my face.” I need to see more of Kim’s talking head in the blue dress. Kim tells Lisa not to tell her what to do. Continue reading
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I usually can’t be bothered to read most of to the Bravo blogs because I am too busy writing my own. But for obvious reasons this week’s RHOBH has me dying to hear EVERYONE’S explanations. So please indulge me a few extra blogs on the topic. I was concerned before the season aired because I did not want to choose between Brandi, Lisa, and Yolanda as I knew we all would. I was terribly disappointed in the behavior of all three during this trip. Lisa was rude and dismissive to Kim and clearly from The Richards Sisters Publicity Tour 2013 their situation doesn’t improve. Ms. Vanderpump shows how a lady smoothes ruffled fan feathers in her blog. Yolanda explains why she supports Brandi, in a way that reflects well on her. And Joyce ever so kindly points out Yolanda’s shortcomings as a guest at someone’s vacation rental. Continue reading
Because Brandi does not know when to shut up, or how to apologize, it was with bated breath that I awaited the blog. I knew it would be a shit storm. I was not disappointed. Join me as I dissect the mind of Brandi.
First, if you follow me on Twitter, much like Brandi, I’ve been known to drunken tweet once or twice. Fine. I admit it. I am the QUEEN of over sharing on twitter. Something about that third glass of wine too many makes it seem like a really good thing to share your every thought. I get it. But I am not on a popular reality show. And more importantly, I don’t have a kids. I certainly don’t have a twitter profile extolling my virtues as a mother and friend. By the way, Leann Rimes must be having THE BEST WEEK EVER!
Click through for my breakdown of Brandi’s blog…