In case you missed LAST week. It was Foghorn Leghorn week, allegedly.
It’s Disney night on Dancing With The Stars. I’m already bored. I really hope Nene dances in the first hour but I swear they hold her until last knowing we will all suffer through to watch her. Drew Carey, who had the same scores from the judges the last two weeks as Nene was put through for another week. That means it is likely either Nene or Candace going home tonight. For some reason the judges hate Candace, who actually dances, and love Nene, who lumbers around in bizarre costumes vogueing like Madonna and pulling faces. I don’t think it is fair is Candace goes home this week.
Nene and Tony were in the second group to find out if they were safe or in jeopardy. They are in jeopardy! So is the super famous Australian kid, Cody! Nene did not take the news well, letting out a burst of a laugh, then making a weird face and looking like she might cry. Speaking of her looks. Once again, I am not sure I can describe it. There are no pictures on her website. I think she is supposed to be Cruella DeVille. I’m not kidding. It’s Disney week, remember? It’s a big black and white ensemble and her wig is new, with black streaks in it. Continue reading
Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.
Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.
Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading
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I know I pissed a lot of you off when one of my first posts about Nene Leakes being on Dancing With The Stars was entitled, “How Long Until Nene Quits Dancing With The Stars?” It’s clear to me that when Nene went on Celebrity Apprentice, she thought she could win, but when it was clear that would not happen, and sticking it out would be hard, she quit.
This week on DWTS, Nene is on the bottom of the judges’ score board. There is also a partner swap which means she will likely not be dancing with her beloved Tony. This is a do or die week for Nene. It’s the week to go all out. So here are my observations of Nene this week. Continue reading
So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting they say under their names below. Meanwhile I am twelve minutes in and would rather watch Nene Leakes do the rumba with a half nekkid man on repeat for an hour than watch this crap. Bring out the men. Give us something new! Anything except Brandi whining about Scheana (which is what this whole season has been about, Brandi’s jealousy of some waitress at a WeHo bar or Kyle continuing to bring up her husband’s infidelity over and over while begging no one else to mention it.
I think the next person that Yolanda tells to stay out of it should slap her upside the head! She is acting like someone moderating a debate on global warming. I’m cranky and I want her slapped! No sooner did I type this did Yolanda cut of Joyce and Joyce said, “You love to be the referee! You love to play director!” Yolanda does this snide laugh and says, “Did you hear what she said?” as if Joyce had said she had three heads. Andy takes Yolanda’s side and goes back on my shit list. He is such a power hungry person. Yolanda can be as hideous as she wants he will never call her out because of David Foster. Continue reading
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I’m still not over last week’s episode of DWTS. I didn’t like how they did the long distance swimmer telling her she could not dance and then letting her. I didn’t like the eliminations happening at random times. It was all very annoying.I don’t know exactly how I am going to juggle DWTS with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. For some reason time go away from me today and nothing is preloaded. So hold on this is going to be a bumpy night.
It looks like Billy Dee Williams is dropping out so there will be no elimination tonight. If Nene dances early, this will make my life a lot easier. So Billy Dee quit because of his back issues. I don’t think he was expecting to stick around past the first elimination. And Nene is dancing second, so life is back in order. Continue reading
This should be an exclusive unless my source got chatty. It’s finally time for the RHOA to film the reunion episode and there is so much potential for disaster! First of all both Kenya and Nene will have to leave their current engagements to fly in to the ATL. This won’t be much of an issue for Nene because she and Tony have already secured rehearsal space here for when Nene has to be in Atlanta. So she is likely already back here. But Kenya is working on Celebrity Apprentice all day today and then flying out tonight and likely flying back right after the reunion. For that reason Andy won’t be able to keep everyone there until the wee hours of the morning like he tends to do. They are going to have to do this down and dirty this time!
So what can we expect? LOTS of drama that is what.
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I had great plans for this recap. Really, I did. But I can only work with what Bravo gives me and I am bored to death. This reunion is just awful. Since I really have nothing to say, I’m going to rely mostly on T. Kyle gifs. I had thought about doing a pyramid in the style of Abby Lee Miller, but they really didn’t give me anything to critique. I will instead simply rank the ladies performances from worst to best.
I’m just tuning into DWTS tonight and already there is a SHOCKING TWIST! Tonight is a double elimination! That means that Billy Dee and one other couple will be going home unless Billy Dee has a huge fan base I don’t know about. Nene is in a hot pink dress and a strangish short bob kind of wig. Nene is dancing the jive and Drew Carey danced first with the jive tonight and did well. They immediately panned to Nene’s reaction and she seemed to be in an intense conversation with Tony. Nene has a bit of the Nene sour face when the cameras catch her. I think she is super nervous about this dance.
OMG! Nene could be going home! Billy Dee is somehow safe this week! How is that even possible?
They are literally cutting to Nene after every dance to catch her reaction! It’s funny! I really hate her dress. It’s not like she gets a say in that so she probably hates the dress and the wig. She’s definitely not as happy tonight as she was last week. She must be very worried she is going home.
Holy crap! This is the first time I have seen the female ice skater. TOTALLY unfair to have her on this show. She Is perfection!
This is by far the cutest picture of Nene Leakes I’ve ever seen. She says the jive is kicking her butt. But she hasn’t quit yet! The girl may prove me wrong after all. In other Nene News she was in Dallas, TX last night doing a paid hosting event for a club. The girl gets around, that’s for sure.
Jason Jordan recently did an interview with Nene Leakes for USA Today that is pretty awesome! He covers everything from her free throwing skills on the basketball court to what she likes on her pizza! Here is what she has to say about Pajama Brawl 2013:
JJ: You guys had a little UFC action this season on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, was it as bad as it looked on TV?
NL: I can answer that in two parts; first on TV it didn’t show the fun that we had. We had so much fun, we really did. Some people came that were reluctant to come and then when they got there they had a really good time. It never showed that. We were there for hours and on TV it looks like we were there for a little while then it all went bad, but we were there for a long time. Second, I think it was worse in person than it was on TV.
JJ: Since we’re on UFC talk who would’ve won if Peter and Todd hadn’t been separated?
JJ: Cynthia and Kandi?
NL: Kandi. Continue reading
Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico. Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto Rico but that she did send Lisa a mean email.
Lisa points out that Brandi is all over the internet saying that Lisa used to live deep in the valley and filed for bankruptcy neither of which are true. Brandi’s reaction is to turn to Kyle for backup. Lisa says she has never lived in Calabasas. She moved from France to Beverly Park. Brandi paid $9.99 to look it up on an Internet site and so she knows Lisa lived there! Brandi is insane. Lisa mentions that they have owned many properties over the years. I can’t believe how long Brandi wants to argue that Lisa lived somewhere she did not. Good Grief.
Next up. Yolanda pretends that her issue with Lisa is that she did not visit her enough while she was ill. Which is bullshit. I am bored already. Yolanda expects her friends there when she wants to fingerpaint for her college aged daughter. I can’t.
They played pretty much every ridiculous scene Kim was in all at once. It was a whole lot of crazy. Kyle and Kim are close. This is incredibly boring. I literally keep zoning out. There is really no need to talk about Kim this much. Continue reading
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