So, um…. what did YOU think? Where was her partner?
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First of all, I can’t believe James and Peta are in jeopardy tonight. They were fantastic tonight. OMG, did they just say that Abby Lee Miller is the judge next week? OMG Please, please let Nene still be in for that! Danica just danced with a broken rib. Stupid Interviewing Bitch is still Stupid. She said to Danica, “Well, Ricky Martin just did my job asking you how you are feeling.” I really dislike SIB. She’s just awful.
Nene is all stank face tonight behind the person being interviewed. Then, when she realizes she is on camera she puts on the fake happy face. I am mesmerized by this episode and will keep watching instead of switching over to Real Housewives of Orange County. I am out of it and very nervous about the weather so I may hold off on recapping the Orange County girls until tomorrow. IF I LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT! #tornados.
As it should be, Nene is in the bottom and is likely going home. If they send home Charlie or James before Nene than the world is even more fucked up than it already is. The told Nene and Tony they were in jeopardy and then said you are dancing next and Nene just guffawed. I’m not sure I have ever actually witnessed a guffaw until that moment. There was also some silly social media thing where people voted for Tony to dance shirtless or not. Tom himself said that whole thing was us actually witnessing the moment when social media jumped the shark. Continue reading
Great news! I don’t have to watch DWTS tonight for very long. Nene and Tony are safe this week and even better they are dancing first! This is great because I have like four other blogs I need to be working on!
This week we see that Nene was upset with the package they aired where she acted like an ass and insulted Tony. After the show last week she was bawling because she thought he was mad at her. She really seems to like Tony and wants to make him proud.
Their package this week was back to being cute and fun. They have truly made up. Tony bought her a lovely floral arrangement for making it through the half-way point! Continue reading
It’s Disney night on Dancing With The Stars. I’m already bored. I really hope Nene dances in the first hour but I swear they hold her until last knowing we will all suffer through to watch her. Drew Carey, who had the same scores from the judges the last two weeks as Nene was put through for another week. That means it is likely either Nene or Candace going home tonight. For some reason the judges hate Candace, who actually dances, and love Nene, who lumbers around in bizarre costumes vogueing like Madonna and pulling faces. I don’t think it is fair is Candace goes home this week.
Nene and Tony were in the second group to find out if they were safe or in jeopardy. They are in jeopardy! So is the super famous Australian kid, Cody! Nene did not take the news well, letting out a burst of a laugh, then making a weird face and looking like she might cry. Speaking of her looks. Once again, I am not sure I can describe it. There are no pictures on her website. I think she is supposed to be Cruella DeVille. I’m not kidding. It’s Disney week, remember? It’s a big black and white ensemble and her wig is new, with black streaks in it. Continue reading
Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.
Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.
Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading
I know I pissed a lot of you off when one of my first posts about Nene Leakes being on Dancing With The Stars was entitled, “How Long Until Nene Quits Dancing With The Stars?” It’s clear to me that when Nene went on Celebrity Apprentice, she thought she could win, but when it was clear that would not happen, and sticking it out would be hard, she quit.
This week on DWTS, Nene is on the bottom of the judges’ score board. There is also a partner swap which means she will likely not be dancing with her beloved Tony. This is a do or die week for Nene. It’s the week to go all out. So here are my observations of Nene this week. Continue reading
So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting they say under their names below. Meanwhile I am twelve minutes in and would rather watch Nene Leakes do the rumba with a half nekkid man on repeat for an hour than watch this crap. Bring out the men. Give us something new! Anything except Brandi whining about Scheana (which is what this whole season has been about, Brandi’s jealousy of some waitress at a WeHo bar or Kyle continuing to bring up her husband’s infidelity over and over while begging no one else to mention it.
I think the next person that Yolanda tells to stay out of it should slap her upside the head! She is acting like someone moderating a debate on global warming. I’m cranky and I want her slapped! No sooner did I type this did Yolanda cut of Joyce and Joyce said, “You love to be the referee! You love to play director!” Yolanda does this snide laugh and says, “Did you hear what she said?” as if Joyce had said she had three heads. Andy takes Yolanda’s side and goes back on my shit list. He is such a power hungry person. Yolanda can be as hideous as she wants he will never call her out because of David Foster. Continue reading
I’m still not over last week’s episode of DWTS. I didn’t like how they did the long distance swimmer telling her she could not dance and then letting her. I didn’t like the eliminations happening at random times. It was all very annoying.I don’t know exactly how I am going to juggle DWTS with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. For some reason time go away from me today and nothing is preloaded. So hold on this is going to be a bumpy night.
It looks like Billy Dee Williams is dropping out so there will be no elimination tonight. If Nene dances early, this will make my life a lot easier. So Billy Dee quit because of his back issues. I don’t think he was expecting to stick around past the first elimination. And Nene is dancing second, so life is back in order. Continue reading
It’s that time of year again, boys and girls. It’s RHOA contract season in the ATL and just like clockwork, Nene is pretending that she might not re-sign. Oh how I wish it were true but we’ve been down this road many times before and it always ends with her signing whatever Bravo tells her to sign.
Usually, Nene tries to make it seem like she has so many other opportunities she’s just not sure she can fit RHOA into her busy schedule. But not this time. This time she is talking about her morals. Stop. I am serious. Let’s take a look at what she is saying… Continue reading
This should be an exclusive unless my source got chatty. It’s finally time for the RHOA to film the reunion episode and there is so much potential for disaster! First of all both Kenya and Nene will have to leave their current engagements to fly in to the ATL. This won’t be much of an issue for Nene because she and Tony have already secured rehearsal space here for when Nene has to be in Atlanta. So she is likely already back here. But Kenya is working on Celebrity Apprentice all day today and then flying out tonight and likely flying back right after the reunion. For that reason Andy won’t be able to keep everyone there until the wee hours of the morning like he tends to do. They are going to have to do this down and dirty this time!
So what can we expect? LOTS of drama that is what.
I had great plans for this recap. Really, I did. But I can only work with what Bravo gives me and I am bored to death. This reunion is just awful. Since I really have nothing to say, I’m going to rely mostly on T. Kyle gifs. I had thought about doing a pyramid in the style of Abby Lee Miller, but they really didn’t give me anything to critique. I will instead simply rank the ladies performances from worst to best.
I’m just tuning into DWTS tonight and already there is a SHOCKING TWIST! Tonight is a double elimination! That means that Billy Dee and one other couple will be going home unless Billy Dee has a huge fan base I don’t know about. Nene is in a hot pink dress and a strangish short bob kind of wig. Nene is dancing the jive and Drew Carey danced first with the jive tonight and did well. They immediately panned to Nene’s reaction and she seemed to be in an intense conversation with Tony. Nene has a bit of the Nene sour face when the cameras catch her. I think she is super nervous about this dance.
OMG! Nene could be going home! Billy Dee is somehow safe this week! How is that even possible?
They are literally cutting to Nene after every dance to catch her reaction! It’s funny! I really hate her dress. It’s not like she gets a say in that so she probably hates the dress and the wig. She’s definitely not as happy tonight as she was last week. She must be very worried she is going home.
Holy crap! This is the first time I have seen the female ice skater. TOTALLY unfair to have her on this show. She Is perfection!