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I try to save the Bravo blogs posts for late in the week or early in the weekend, when the news cycle tends to slow so we will still have something to talk about. But this week, y’all just can’t seem to wait. So now that I have posted Kim’s blog, I can’t wait to post Brandi’s. Thanks to those of you oldbies that have been here long enough to know that the blog posts will come and we will talk about all of them.
That said, Brandi is a cunt. Brandi is a purposeful cunt who chooses to be a cunt to people who have done absolutely nothing to her. Brandi thinks showing her cuntiness on camera is the only way to stay on the show. She’s probably right. She’s a worthless piece of whiny crap who belittles everyone she has ever had a relationship with until they leave her. I pity her children.
She’s also on of the biggest liars in the world, and she really sucks at it. Her lies aren’t cute. Her jokes aren’t funny. And she is dumb as a box of rocks. Continue reading
Kim Richard’s Twitter
We have a rare as hen’s teeth blog from Kim Richards this week, and it’s a doozy. In the excerpt below, Kim admits to taking Monty’s meds, seems pissy with Kyle, and claims she is in the hospital for “injuries from being sick.” How do you get injuries from being sick? Kim does not think she relapsed, she just made a “careless decision.” I’m not going to say much more until I hear what y’all have to say. So hurry up and click through and share your thoughts. Okay, I can’t wait. Please notice that literally she can’t even spell sobriety. Continue reading
By: Urethra Franklin
Warning: Spoilers below
Well Freaktards I’m sad to say that the Freak Show ends tonight. Though last week’s episode had a season finale feel to it, we still need to find out the fate of Elsa, Dandy, & the rest of the freaks. First, I will quickly recap episode 12 before I ramble on about tonight’s finale.
Elsa sold the Freak Show to Chester in order to move forward with her plans to become a star in Hollywood, but her plans changed when she learned that her agent Stanley was actually a con artist. When the Freaks found out the truth about Stanley, they chased his big dick down for some vigilante justice by cutting off his arms & legs & dressing him like Meep 2.0 and encaged him in the chicken coop. Since Elsa saved the twins’ & gave them a new life, they warned her she had to leave immediately or risk getting tortured & killed by the freaks. Elsa couldn’t believe her beloved Freaks would turn on her; but she fled the Freak Show in fear for her life after Bette & Dot told her that the freaks know she killed Ethel. Needing money, Elsa sold the Freak Show again but this time to Dandy. After she got the cash, she drove off & fled to Hollywood.
They synopsis for tonight’s episode titled “Curtain Call”: The Freaks rebel against the new management. Dandy prepares for his debut performance. Elsa arrives in Hollywood.
I briefly saw a few spoiler photos & a short video clip from tonight’s episode; but by the time I went to my other room for my head phones and came back, the site had finally been shut down by the Ryan Murphy Mafia after providing spoilers for most of the season. Continue reading
Holly is still acting like the new Christy. She wants the moms to talk to Abby right before a class. This is so not smart and not like Holly I can only presume that production is pushing Holly to be the new shit stirring mom. Holly is not cut out for that. And it’s just weird. So Abby is now all riled up because she feels like the moms are questioning her decisions. Abby starts the class lecturing the girls when in fact she is really lecturing the moms. You know. The usual.
The group won last week. Maddie is not going to be at the competition she is off to LA to work with SIA.
Time for pyramid. In a classic Abby move, she puts Kendall on the bottom for crying when Abby was mean to her last week. Save the tears for your pillow. Kalani is next for coming in fourth over all. Nia is next because her favorites must place about Nia. Then Mackenzie, then Maddie. She won her division but came in second overall.
The group routine is about “diversity in religion.” Oh God. I’m calling it now. Nia will be a Muslim in this dance. Solos got to Mackenzie (Jazz/Acro), Abby sets Nia up in the introduction to the second solo to make her think it is her. But it’s not! It’s Jo Jo with the Bow Bow! UGH. Jo Jo asks if she can take Chloe’s spot on the team. Abby says if she works hard enough, she can replace anybody. Except her favorite. I hate how these scenes are so scripted now. Let’s get to the dancing part. Or at least a mom brawl. Continue reading
Tonight on WWHL we have a rather last-minute replacement of Elle MacPherson with Brad Goreski. I guess Elle got a better offer a couple of days ago? Kyle looks great if a bit understandably nervous. Her hair is STUNNING.
Kyle wants to make a statement right off the bat that she had only set up a massage for the ladies and the hotel decided to go all out. That’s three or four times tonight she has apologized for that. Poor thing.
Next week, Brandi goes back to idiot mode and screams at Kyle that she doesn’t support her Kim ever and Brandi is the only one who is there for Kim. Continue reading
Why did you invite me to a wine tasting?
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are prone to do on road trips. I mean don’t you wonder about the personal grooming of your friends when on the way to the spa?
Vanderpump, Eileen and Brandi get massages in the same room. Brandi mentions herpes. As grown women do when enjoying a spa day. Brandi’s second topic choice is anal. Rinna, Kim and Kyle are in the other room. Rinna and Kyle are over Brandi but Kim is still defending her.
Yolanda is with Gigi in New York. She thrilled over Gigi’s Harper’s Bazaar spread. Bella shows up with headshots later.
Time to take the alcoholic with less than a year sober to the bar again! The sommelier knows Kim is not drinking and prepared her a mango juice, and yet she asks her if she wants to smell the wine. Kim very quietly and discreetly leaves the event. But people go out to check on her and drag her back in. On the ride home the women discuss their sexual fantasies of course. What else is their to talk about other than vaginas? Brandi’s sexual fantasy is about catching her man with another woman. So she can check that off her bucket list. In Brandi’s talking head, she says all the other ladies husbands are cheating. No dear. That was yours. And possibly Kyle’s. Go scratch. Continue reading
Yesterday news broke that Nene Leakes eldest son, Bryson Rashard Bryant, spent 90 days in jail and six weeks in rehab at the end of 2014. I have some sort of alien in my belly punching me from my insides in my belly and just could not be bothered to make sense of all of the varied stories on what happened. Today, I finally read the court documents.
First, let’s review the timeline of KNOWN arrests of Bryson Rashard Bryant
March 2010 booked on a pot charge. Arrest 3 days later for failure to appear. (Age 20)
July 2011 shoplifting razors from Wal*Mart and probation violation. (Age 21)
June 2012 arrested for driving on a suspended license. (Age 22)
July 2012 arrested for probation violation.