Jodi Arias Afternoon Session on Tank Top Thursday

Photo: Mark Henle/Pool

Photo: Mark Henle/Pool

 

Everyone is back from lunch and ready to go. Juan skipped lunch since he has been eating Bob for lunch all day. Juan talks about the Lake Havasu trip and point so out more inconsistencies. Again,  Juan points out inconsistencies in the stories and the lack mention of fighting on the trip. He asks Bob questions he doesn’t know the answers to. Next, he reads a diary entry  from the day Dan called her to tell her Travis was dead. In her journal she wrote about the shock of Travis death, etc. It was all bullshit. This of course calls into question everything in her journals. Bob says maybe she was disassociating. She journaled about calling Flores to find out how he died due to her morbid curiosity. Juan points out that what she writes in her journals is to her benefit and that she leaves out things not to her benefit. Bob says she leaves at things that are to her benefit as well. Juan says Bob believes everything this delusional defendant says.

Moving on way too much time was spent on determining the exact day that Jodi and Travis became “official” (2/2/07) and even more nonsense about whether “official” means “exclusive” and when and if they were “exclusive.” Juan brings up Jodi’s message to Travis at the funeral and focuses on her saying he was beautiful on the inside and the outside. Juan wants Bob to explain why she would say that about someone she saw masturbating to child porn? He asks Bob if he didn’t think to ask Jodi about Travis’ exact position while masturbating? Did he find it weird he was supposedly on his knees? Bob says he wasn’t worried about whether or not it was true because he was trying to put the puzzle together. (WTF?) Juan says wouldn’t a lie make the puzzle untrue? Bob says no. Juan suggests that is timeline is simply a tool to smear the victim. A ten minute break was called. When the jury returned they were asked to disregard the question about smearing the victim. Heh. That just makes them remember it’s important.   Continue reading

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Jodi Arias Circus Review For Thursday Morning Bob Blames Alyce

Geffner has a very inappropriate affect for someone testifying about murder and violence.

Geffner has a very inappropriate affect for someone testifying about murder and violence.

We’re supposed to have a full day of Juan cross-examining Dr. Bob Geffner, psychologist for the defense, also know as the male Alyce LaViolette in today’s Jodi Arias trial.   Juan is loaded for bear with mountains of papers on his table. He’s hyped up and pacing. Wilmott is coaching Bob on the whole child porn thing. Bob is all like, “Do I say paper or plastic?  Um I mean paper or Internet? I’m so confused! What do you want me to say about the masturbation stuff again?”

The plan to start “early” has not panned out. We are late again as the Judge muddles up other lesser cases. Jodi is in the courtroom wearing a tank top to court. Don’t judge. Perhaps she’s having hot flashes.

Willmott asks for the sidebar before the jury is even finished walking in.  Finally, Bob takes the stand and spreads out a bunch of papers knocking some to the floor. Juan begins where we left off yesterday, with The Masturbation Incident (TMI). Of course TMI never happened and is a figment of Jodi’s imagination but I expect we will talk about it for at least an hour anyway.  Juan opens with, ” In all the records you reviewed, there’s nothing in writing about the supposed masturbating to pictures of kids, is there?”  Bob admits there is not. Juan points out that Alyce’s notes said that there were pictures the Internet, Bob says it was pictures on the bed.  Round and round we go until finally Bob says  Alyce must have made a mistake. Wilmott is objecting like crazy. Bob says he speculated and fixed some discrepancies. Juan says he did that because he is a hired gun for the defense.  Juan says that Bob made over $100,000 on a single case for his testimony. (Wow need to become an expert witness.)   Juan talks about a case where he testified regarding child custody and he never met the father. He brings up another case in Hawaii (he got to testify in Hawaii!!!) and in that case the court ruled that his affidavit was NOT CREDIBLE and it was thrown out. We went through all this in the original trial. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Is A Lying Liar Who Lies Out Of Her Lying Hole

 

 

No fun to be sober

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I try to save the Bravo blogs posts  for late in the week or early in the weekend, when the news cycle tends to slow so we will still have something to talk about. But this week, y’all just can’t seem to wait. So now that I have posted Kim’s blog, I can’t wait to post Brandi’s.  Thanks to those of you oldbies that have been here long enough to know that the blog posts will come and we will talk about all of them.

That said, Brandi is a cunt. Brandi is a purposeful cunt who chooses to be a cunt to people who have done absolutely nothing to her. Brandi thinks showing her cuntiness on camera is the only way to stay on the show. She’s probably right. She’s a worthless piece of whiny crap who belittles everyone she has ever had a relationship with until they leave her. I pity her children.

She’s also on of the biggest liars in the world, and she really sucks at it. Her lies aren’t cute. Her jokes aren’t funny. And she is dumb as a box of rocks. Continue reading

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Kim Richards Explains Herself…

Kim Richard's Twitter

Kim Richard’s Twitter

We have a rare as hen’s teeth blog from Kim Richards this week, and it’s a doozy.  In the excerpt below, Kim admits to taking Monty’s meds, seems pissy with Kyle, and claims she is in the hospital for “injuries from being sick.”  How do you get injuries from being sick? Kim does not think she relapsed, she just made a “careless decision.”  I’m not going to say much more until I hear what y’all have to say. So hurry up and click through and share your thoughts.  Okay, I can’t wait. Please notice that literally she can’t even spell sobriety. Continue reading

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Jodi Arias Circus Post For Wednesday

Dr Geffner Pool Pic by Tom Tingle

Dr Geffner
Pool Pic by Tom Tingle

We return to court with the mandatory sidebar. I’ve determined that this is a Judge Stephens thing. Usually, she sees some very short appearances by less notorious criminals, and one tweeter pointed out that she sidebars with counsel before beginning pretty much every time. I think she should just speak from the bench especially when there is no jury in the room. But what do I know?

Anyway good ole Bob back for an afternoon session with the jury. I forget why there was no morning session today. Does it even matter at this point. Dr. Bob Geffner is going to tell us all the deep dark workings of the mind of Travis Alexander, Jodi Arias, and an array of unnamed individuals flung across the globe. Let not your heart be troubled that the only one of these people Bob has ever met is the killer.

Bob is creating a timeline for the defense that begins in May of 2008. It looks like we are going to wade through Jodi’s journals again. In May she writes he is in one of “his cycles” again.  In June she says that Travis’ temper and her tendency to cry don’t mesh well together.  Bob says that Jodi has been following her heart but her head is starting to win. She is beginning to realize he is abusive. Travis would be mean and then want to see her. Bob says that push-pull tactic is “crazy-making.”  Jodi wants to see Travis but fears he only wants sex. The consensus is we have worked through the timeline. The point? Travis was abusive but Jodi kept going back. It was making her crazy. Continue reading

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American Horror Story: Freak Show Season Finale “Curtain Call” (Precap)

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By: Urethra Franklin

Warning: Spoilers below

Well Freaktards I’m sad to say that the Freak Show ends tonight. Though last week’s episode had a season finale feel to it, we still need to find out the fate of Elsa, Dandy, & the rest of the freaks. First, I will quickly recap episode 12 before I ramble on about tonight’s finale.

Elsa sold the Freak Show to Chester in order to move forward with her plans to become a star in Hollywood, but her plans changed when she learned that her agent Stanley was actually a con artist. When the Freaks found out the truth about Stanley, they chased his big dick down for some vigilante justice by cutting off his arms & legs & dressing him like Meep 2.0 and encaged him in the chicken coop. Since Elsa saved the twins’ & gave them a new life, they warned her she had to leave immediately or risk getting tortured & killed by the freaks.  Elsa couldn’t believe her beloved Freaks would turn on her; but she fled the Freak Show in fear for her life after Bette & Dot told her that the freaks know she killed Ethel. Needing money, Elsa sold the Freak Show again but this time to Dandy. After she got the cash, she drove off & fled to Hollywood.

They synopsis for tonight’s episode titled “Curtain Call”: The Freaks rebel against the new management. Dandy prepares for his debut performance. Elsa arrives in Hollywood.

I briefly saw a few spoiler photos & a short video clip from tonight’s episode; but by the time I went to my other room for my head phones and came back, the site had finally been shut down by the Ryan Murphy Mafia after providing spoilers for most of the season.   Continue reading

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Dance Moms Recap: Oh No! It’s Jo Jo With The Bow Bow, AND CHRIST(y)!

Dance Moms Jo Jo

Holly is still acting like the new Christy. She wants the moms to talk to Abby right before a class. This is so not smart and not like Holly I can only presume that production is pushing Holly to be the new shit stirring mom.  Holly is not cut out for that. And it’s just weird. So Abby is now all riled up because she feels like the moms are questioning her decisions.  Abby starts the class lecturing the girls when in fact she is really lecturing the moms. You know. The usual.

The group won last week. Maddie is not going to be at the competition she is off to LA to work with SIA.

Time for pyramid. In a classic Abby move,  she puts Kendall on the bottom for crying when Abby was mean to her last week. Save the tears for your pillow. Kalani is next for coming in fourth over all. Nia is next because her favorites must place about Nia. Then Mackenzie, then Maddie. She won her division but came in second overall.

The group routine is about “diversity in religion.” Oh God.  I’m calling it now. Nia will be a Muslim in this dance.  Solos got to Mackenzie (Jazz/Acro),  Abby sets Nia up in the introduction to the second solo to make her think it is her. But it’s not! It’s Jo Jo with the Bow Bow! UGH. Jo Jo asks if she can take Chloe’s spot on the team. Abby says if she works hard enough, she can replace anybody. Except her favorite. I hate how these scenes are so scripted now.  Let’s get to the dancing part. Or at least a mom brawl. Continue reading

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Jodi Arias Sentencing Circus Update 1/20/15

Jodi Geffner

Pool Photo/Tom Tingle

 

We have now had four months of trial. The first trial only lasted five months. In the four months there have only been twenty three  days of trial. The jury was rarely in court the full day. Because, Arizona.  I’m just going to cover Tuesdays in broad strokes.

First of all, in the side ring, Judge Stephens made it official that she ruled against the defense on prosecutorial misconduct. So it is official that the show will go on with the death penalty still on the table.  In other words, that was all a giant waste of time.

Tuesday the defense psychologist, Geffner is back on the stand. His job is to make sure that we all know that Travis is a womanizer who was screwing over many women. This hardly makes him unique or interesting.  I doubt it is going to justify in the jury’s mind that Jodi deserves to live despite the fact she  practically hacked him up into little pieces.

It was another day of sexting. The only thing new about it was the players. The defense is trotting out a lot of new women we didn’t hear about at the first trial. The first one’s last  name is Cook and she has kids and lives in  Show Low, Arizona about three hours from Mesa. They text explicit sexual comments and try to find time to hook up when she can get away from the kids.  Cook (which may be a fake name… Because, Arizona) is upset that Travis will only do oral sex with her. He is claiming he is a 30 year old virgin. Continue reading

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WWHL With Kyle Richards and Brad Goreski

WWHL Kyle and Brad

 

Tonight on WWHL we have a rather last-minute replacement of Elle MacPherson with Brad Goreski. I guess Elle got a better offer a couple of days ago?  Kyle looks great if a bit understandably nervous. Her hair is STUNNING.

Kyle wants to make a statement right off the bat that she had only set up a massage for the ladies and the hotel decided to go all out. That’s three or four times tonight she has apologized for that. Poor thing.

Next week, Brandi goes back to idiot mode and screams at Kyle that she doesn’t support her Kim ever and Brandi is the only one who is there for Kim. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards

Why did you invite me to a wine tasting?

Why did you invite me to a wine tasting?

Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are prone to do on road trips. I mean don’t you wonder about the personal grooming of your friends when on the way to the spa?

Vanderpump, Eileen and Brandi get massages in the same room. Brandi mentions herpes.  As grown women do when enjoying a spa day. Brandi’s second topic choice is anal.  Rinna, Kim and Kyle are in the other room. Rinna and Kyle are over Brandi but Kim is still defending her.

Yolanda is with Gigi in New York. She thrilled over Gigi’s Harper’s Bazaar spread. Bella shows up with headshots later.

Time to take the alcoholic with less than a year sober to the bar again!  The sommelier knows Kim is not drinking and prepared her a mango juice, and yet she asks her if she wants to smell the wine. Kim very quietly and discreetly leaves the event. But people go out to check on her and drag her back in.  On the ride home the women discuss their sexual fantasies of course. What else is their to talk about other than vaginas? Brandi’s sexual fantasy is about catching her man with another woman. So she can check that off her bucket list. In Brandi’s talking head, she says all the other ladies husbands are cheating. No dear. That was yours. And possibly Kyle’s. Go scratch. Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Sayonara, Stassi!

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The gang returns from Miami. In the grand scheme of things, the trip was a success. Sure there was the dramatic reveal of Jax’s previous life as a gay sugarboy, and his later blog that basically said, “Hey! Sandoval did it too!”  And yeah, Kristen let her crazy fly in an attempt to further her plans to break up Sandoval and his beard.  But in the grand scheme of all things Vanderpump Rules, the trip was a success. Why? Because Stassi was not there. Unfortunately, I fear we will make up for that with a double dose of Stassi this episode. If so, this will be a short blog.

We begin with Stassi taking a minion to work at SUR. Because Stassi hates SUR and avoids it like the plague. Oh wait, no she doesn’t.  Stassi is now mad at the minion for being happy that Katie enjoyed Miami. Stassi won’t even drop the girl off at the door because she doesn’t want to see all the people who had fun without her in Miami.

Vail, on her probable hookup with Jax in Miami, “Blackouts are God’s way of saying, ‘don’t worry about it!’  Oh she’s a wise one. And Peter is all over the fresh meat like Apollo on stolen mail. Vail is sniffing all around him as well. I remember when I liked Peter. I liked my former delusions. I miss them so much.

Scheana and Shay and Kristen and Stassi pretending to work on Scheana’s “music” or her seating chart for her wedding, or oh fuck it the scene is about breaking but Tom and Ariana.  The little British busboy points out that, at the guys party in Miami, Sandoval seemed very nervous about Jax talking about the girl in Miami who claims to have slept with Sandoval on a previous trip.  Scheana asks about Kristen’s talk with Tom and she whispers to Scheana that talking about it in front of the busboy hurts his feelers. Then we get a whole talking head from the busboy about Kristen disrespecting him with regard to Sandoval all the time. Continue reading

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Nene Leakes’ Son Spent End of 2014 in Jail and Rehab

Nene Leakes Son Bryson Bryant Arrested Twice in Two Weeks

Yesterday news broke that Nene Leakes eldest son, Bryson Rashard Bryant, spent 90 days in jail and six weeks in rehab at the end of 2014.  I have some sort of alien in my belly punching me from my insides in my belly and just could not be bothered to make sense of all of the varied stories on what happened. Today, I finally read the court documents.

First, let’s review the timeline of KNOWN arrests of Bryson Rashard Bryant

March 2010 booked on a pot charge. Arrest 3 days later for failure to appear. (Age 20)

July 2011  shoplifting razors from Wal*Mart and probation violation. (Age 21)

June 2012 arrested for driving on a suspended license. (Age 22)

July 2012  arrested for probation violation.

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