Those of us who watch Scandal have been wondering about Columbus Short and his character’s future on the show. Short plays Harrison Wright a fairly articulate Senior Associate at Olivia Pope & Associates. In the beginning he was a major focus of the show and an integral part of the agency. In season three, we’ve seen his face time dwindle considerably and noticed that Abbey may be being groomed to take over his position as Senior Associate. Last night, on Scandal, Poppa Pope had a gun to Harrison’s head leaving things open to the possibility of Harrison getting killed off.
It seems the reason for all the uncertainty in Short’s character’s plotline has to do with some issues going on in his real life. None of them are pretty. If you want to still enjoy him on Scandal, you should stop reading now. You’ve been warned. Continue reading
Due to Scandal and The Challenge: Free Agents this show somehow got bumped last night so I am watching it first thing this morning. First of all, once again it was not a live show. The show was filmed on Wednesday night. I don’t understand why Andy wanted a live show, and now rarely actually films live. I do understand it in this case through because who knows if Lindsay would even show up and then Andrew would be talking to himself for half an hour. As it was, rumor has it Lindsay was fashionably late to the taping.
Let us pause to reflect on Lindsay’s ensemble. She is wearing some sort of steel crown a la Games of Thrones on her head. Her chosen article of clothing is a white long-sleeved lace mini dress. It’s see-through so she paired it with a black bra and black ankle boots. It’s…..an interesting look.
Lindsay says she and her mom are both Team Vanderpump and she loves Vanderpump Rules. Andy peed himself a little bit. OMG! The most exciting thin is that Assistant Matt is the bartender! And there is indeed a bar, but it is only for the audience. Andy has opted to abstain in front of Lindsay. But there is a drinking word! The drinking word is “fetch.” Continue reading
You go in there and you be Jesus! ~Leo to Sally
Let’s be honest. We lost the election today. ~Cyrus to Olivia
When you were running for governor, your father raped Mellie. ~Olivia to Fitz
Despite the exhaustive efforts of world-class medical team Fitzgerald Thomas Grant IV passed away at 8:46 p.m. from bacterial meningitis. ~Olivia
Where we ever people? Or did serving at the pleasure of the President just allow us to shed our pesky skins and unmask us for the monsters we really are? ~Cyrus to Olivia Continue reading
They are really publicizing the hell out of this RHOA reunion. Today, Kandi was on Bethenny as part of the publicity tour. First of all, Kandi is rocking her wedding band with a new engagement ring. I know she caught a lot of flack for the nontraditional one she picked for herself in Vegas. She is still wearing the old one on her other hand. At first I was worried that she just succumbed to the pressure of a more traditional style but in reality the first one was not made to have a wedding band slide up against the band of the ring. Her new set is very pretty, modest and has the pave diamonds that she likes and goes will with the previous ring.
When asked how married life is, Kandi says it is good but two days after they got married, one of Todd’s shows he produces got picked up and he had to leave to go film. Todd has his own production company now! Kandi says they don’t have time for a real honeymoon for the next five months but they plan to take a weekend trip before then. Continue reading
It seems like the Porsha defenders have trouble understanding the story in words. So here is a picture book version of what occurred. Kenya was not in conversation at all with Porsha, she was speaking with Andy when Porsha kept interrupting. Kenya turns to her waving her magic wand and tells her to shut the fuck up and stop talking over here.
Then this happened When Kenya turned her attention back to Andy.
Porsha gets up off the couch and walks over to Kenya cold cocking her in the head and then tries to grap her bullhorn, and her hair. And Andy rushes over to save Kenya while carefully protecting his note cards as a member of production has to physically drag Porsha and carry her happy ass off the set.
Gif Credit: LittlePieceOfDribblePiss /SurvivorSucks
Does that help you Porsha fans at all? Do you get why she is fired now? Assault is a crime. Don’t try and blame Kenya for reporting it. You just look as stupid as she is. The only person to blame for Porsha’s behavior is Porsha. Nobody asked her to whoop Kenya upside the head with a scepter and wrassle her to the floor.
Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
If you want to self identify here as a Porsha fan, don’t come crying to me about it.
It seems that Porsha turned herself in TODAY ! Porsha Williams, a former RHOA was arrested today and charged with one count of simple battery on Kenya Moore. She was booked and released on a $2,000 bond.
Ever the the fashion icon, Porsha wore some sort of black Michael Jacksonesque military ensemble that screamed angry fighting woman. She paired that with the a radiant orchid lipstick (Panetone color for 2014!) and tons of weave from dozens of Asian virgins. When you join the ranks of the many housewives with a record, it’s important to get your hair did and call your glam squad just like you would for any other photo op!
I may be dumb, but I’m pretty and I have new boobs!
Who’s crying now?
I find myself once again reading reports about the RHOA in the tabloid media that make no sense. I think the problem is that they have one thing that is perhaps a “fact.” and that is that there is a warrant out for Porsha’s arrest and she is turning herself in tomorrow. I’ve sent out a request for that information to be verified, but my sources may not even know that information.
The ROL story is riddled with so much bullshit I didn’t even believe the warrant part of their story when I read it. They are still talking about sex toys provoking the fight and people getting dragged even when we have all seen that there were no sex toys and Kenya wasn’t even speaking to Porsha when Porsha started going at her. Kenya was answering a question from Andy and Porsha became confrontational. Continue reading
We begin with Mrs. Miller dying. For women, the loss of a mother is one of the most difficult experiences in life. It focuses your understanding on the finite nature of life and makes you reevaluate your priorities. And Abby’s priority is sucking the life force out of her dancers and belittling them at pyramid. So let’s get started!
This week the girls strutted in wearing team jackets and looking like a cohesive team. Abby says it’s okay the lost last week and that they should probably have taken the week off. Maddie cries. And it’s time for pyramid. Last week Chloe danced a routine that had all the choreographic intricacy of the hokey pokey. Thus, she came in fifth. Abby knows full well this is not Chloe’s fault, because it is part of her diabolical plan to crush Chloe’s soul. Next is Nia. Because Abby hates Nia and doesn’t work with her individually. Abby’s feedback is a dismissive, “you still have a long way to go.” That is the kind of critique she is paying the big bucks for. Next is Kalani, because Abby has to hide her obsession with Kalani from Maddie. It’s like Maddie is Abby’s wife and Kalani is the exciting new side piece. That sounded a bit wrong. It was unintentional. Plus, if she places Kalani properly on the pyramid she will have to go against Maddie, and she would likely beat her. Abby will not allow that. Abby tells Kalani, “You were beautiful in the group. You’re kind of just…there.” Next is Kendall. Mostly because she did not win her solo. Then there is the chosen one. Followed by Mackenzie, because she did a video! Did she even dance at all last week? It doesn’t matter. This pyramid has never been about the girls’ dance performance. Continue reading
Something is malfunctioning with WordPress and almost all of you are being moderated for no apparent reason. Since I have to sleep sometimes… (usually late into the morning) just keep commenting like usual and I will release them when I get up tomorrow. Continue reading
Sonja Morgan’s E. 63rd St. is desperately in need of Fredrik Eklund. Here is a quick primer on Sonja pre-RHONY, Sonja was a little go getter with aspirations who put herself through college and did some modeling and ended up living in NYC working at an Italian restaurant where she met her future husband who is somehow related to JP Morgan the steel guy. I forget all the particulars but he was an older gent with serious old NYC money and Sonja married him. But despite anchoring the relationship with a kid, the marriage failed and they were separated in 2006 and divorced in 2008.
In the divorce, Sonja got the 4,500ish square feet place with 5 bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms with plumbing issues that bought in the late 1990s for around $9million. Shortly after the divorce she began trying to sell. I think she started around $12million, then $9 million. Then she tried to declare bankruptcy because back toward the end of the marriage she formed a company and named it Sonja Entertainment (or something similar) and promised some Hollywood types that she would get financing for a John Travolta movie to the tune of $7million or so. But the courts refused to let her off the hook. Continue reading
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I just got one of those “turn on your TV!” calls and Tamra Judge is being discussed on Nancy Grace because Simon has filed for custody of all three kids citing child neglect. According to HLN, court documents include charges that Tamra does not provide proper hygiene (dirty underwear, not showered, hair not washed, bugs in hair, stinks) , food (no nutritious meals, no food in the house) or medical care. Simon found his young daughter’s hair matted and full of bugs. One of their son’s had a broken bone and was not taken to the doctor, Nancy Grace claims. Nancy also says the little girl was ill and not taken to the doctor. Continue reading
Cody Simpson, the 17-year-old crooner from down under, may have been prematurely booted from #DWTS last night, but he’s riding high today, releasing his Surfboard video in the wake of his DWTS publicity. His 19-year-old cradle robbing girlfriend Gigi Hadid stars in the sexy but not raunchy video set mainly on the beach. Continue reading