Tonight was supposed to be Kim Richards (and a player to be named later) but she is not coming. I immediately thought of Monty but I don’t see anything from Kim or Kyle to indicate something is going on. I have heard rumors about Kim but I am not going to go there since there is no way to verify. So tonight we have Vicki Gunvalson!
On Sunday we have Phaedra Parks…. But you will not BELIEVE who they paired her with. Continue reading
Well, it seems they finally found someone to be on WWHL tonight with Porsha Williams. That unfortunate seat goes to Laverne Cox from Orange is the new black.
First of all, Porsha’s boobs look so much better. They seem to have finally settled and are no longer up around her neck. I love Porsha’s tan dress. It is slit up to her armpit on one side, but she manages to pull it off. I also take back every nice thing I said about her hair on RHOA because Lord have mercy what is that thing on her head? It looks to me like she has shave her whole head a plonked a wig on it only the wig is set about two inches behind her hairline. You can’t tell it in the picture really but the right side she has hair swooping down over her face but on the left side… I mean what is that?
We begin talking about the fact that Sharon has passed. Porsha says she got to know her when she was in Kandi’s play. Porsha talks about her in the present tense.
They talk about Cynthia. Porsha makes no sense. Laverne says that it seems that Peter influences Cynthia’s opinions on Nene. Imagine that a wife who listens to her husband and values his opinion rather than emasculating him on TV. Continue reading
First of all, my thoughts are with our friends in Sydney tonight as some sort of terrorist situation is going on there. Everyone be safe.
We are right back where we left last week with Nene running her ugly mouth at Cynthia and Cynthia just sitting there watching Nene implode. I just noticed Porsha’s hair. If that is her hair line it looks like some really good hair. She’s a great spokesperson for the hairline too. The whole find someone pretty and dumb as a bag of weave must be making the company giggle. A lot. Anyway, Nene screams at Cynthia like a banshee and walks off.
Nene comes back, dabbing her eyes and Phaedra says to Kandi, “Maybe we should let them have a moment.” Which we know really means, “Hey, let’s try to go get a drink before this bar shuts all the way down. I need a chicken wang or somethin’.” (Nightmare recount of filming this scene here.) So everyone tries to make a break for it and leave Cynthia to deal with Nene. Continue reading
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Parlez-vous français ? This is old news, I know but I happened to run across it last night and wanted to chat about it. So basically, this is the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for France. It has all the same sorts of editing but everyone on the show speaks French.
I watched about the first hour of this and guess who makes an appearance? Mohammed Hadid. Is there a show anywhere on the globe that involves rich catty women that the is not on?
The other interesting thing at about the 54 minute mark is that one of the housewives is the stepmother of Elliot Rodger. You may remember back in May there was a horrific murder suicide on Ilsa Vista near UC Santa Barbara campus. Some mentally ill kid went batshit and killed his roommates and some sorority girls because he was sure he would be a virgin forever. If your are bored, his manifesto is here. Continue reading
(December 10, 2014) SHEEN MAGAZINE opens the New Year with the Reality Takeover Issue; the gorgeous Kenya Moore radiates on the cover, former Miss USA, actress, director, producer, philanthropist, entrepreneur, and star of Bravo TV’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She reveals her truth to SHEEN about what motivates her to keep pushing forward, despite the controversy that comes along with being on a reality show. Kenya is known for her witty saying Gone with the wind fabulous and speaking her mind, but this independent woman has been making a name for herself long before she decided to sign on for a reality television show. The cover story is a must-read for insight on this phenomenal woman. Continue reading
By: Urethra Franklin
Dandy visit’s Maggie at the Freak Show for a fortune reading because he’s having some bad luck with the ladies. She tells him that his voice is very familiar. Maybe if he calls her ‘tiny tits’ again that may jog her memory of almost being sawed in half by him in episode 4. Maggie was less creative this time than she was with Elsa’s reading because she tells him that the crystal ball is clear, and his indiscretion would be forgotten. He calls Maggie his savior & slaps down a Benjamin and startles her by grabbing her hand real hard as he compliments her on her talents. I suspect Dandy knows her reading was a load of #bullshit.
What her crystal ball didn’t reveal is that Dandy bludgeoned & decapitated the Avon Lady. He then sewed her head onto his mother’s body creating his own “puppet mother” marionette so that he can pretend he’s playing with Dot & Bette. #TeamCrazy
Jimmy is drunk & spoon feeding Ima, The Fat Lady, a big bowl of pudding with so much sexual innuendo & double entendres that it could have been a scene from some ‘gainer porn’. Google that Freaktards because it’s a freakishly real thang! Ima just giggles with delight as he slaps her meaty ass. #BBW
Even though Chrissy Metz (Ima) is a big beautiful woman, her character is wearing a fat suit to appear larger. Am I the only that notices how awfully obvious it is? The special effects are inconsistent considering something impossible like conjoined twins looks more realistic on camera than Ima Wiggles as a #FauxFatty.
Then Jimmy sees Dandy as he’s leaving & confronts him about the twins’ whereabouts. Plus he accuses him of being a murderer & the second clown in the woods. He throws a punch at Dandy but misses and falls down drunk. Since Jimmy took the twins’ away from him, Dandy vows revenge, “I am your God. You need to suffer. I’m going to destroy you and everything you love. It will be so much fun.”
Elsa & Stanley searched Ethel’s trailer & found a suicide note that she left for Jimmy telling him where the twins were hidden. They found them in a motel in West Palm Beach and tell them lies that a town mob is killing freaks and Ethel was the first victim, and they need to go hide at a safer place. Dot is suspicious of Elsa; but Elsa lies and says that she is fulfilling her wish & has contacted the surgeon that can separate them and he is on his way. Of course Dot be smiling & Bette be worrying. #YingYang
While Desiree searches the camp for the twins with Maggie, she runs into Theo Huxtable Angus T. Jefferson played by Malcolm Jamal Warner. He has come to visit her, but she dismisses him quickly and tells Maggie he is her beau. There was no further mention about him the rest of the episode. Continue reading
I am so happy with the casting of the new girls this season. Though I hated to see Joyce go, and thought both she and Carlton deserved another season to settle in, these two just seem to fit. At least so far. This week, Eileen gives up some insight into her family life and what it’s like being married to Vincent Van Patten!
From Eileen’s Blog:
OMG! What am I wearing at our kids pool party?! It looks more like The Beverly Hillbillies than The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Those kids scramble my brains and my fashion choices! Speaking of which, those adorable girls are Jesse’s cousins, Sophie, Maddie, Veronica, and Audrey, and my niece Devon. We adore them and we see them as often as possible. And of course our Wheaten, Charlotte (from Dog Whisperer fame). Continue reading