Really? Has it come to this? The thirst is real y’all. Y’all know I am obsessed with the seating order. For the record, Camille got first chair followed by Adrienne and then Taylor. The drinking word is Brandi. Let’s hope they say it zero times. The game was Hot Po-Titties where they had to try to say something nice about Brandi. It did not go well. Someone commented today in a post simply, “Ho Po-titties” I was reading via email and was like, WTF? Now I get it. Brandi tweeted assuming we all care about her situation with these three. She said she is great with Camille, she’s working on it with Adrienne and she is indifferent to Taylor.
Click through for my assessment of the three. Continue reading
In this weeks RHOBH Blog roundup, Brandi is upset that Lisa Vanderpump made up with everyone except her. Lisa Vanderpump is content with making up with everyone except Brandi. Yolanda is writing her blog from a clinic in Seoul, Korea where she is trying a new therapy for her Lyme disease. Lisa Rinna is all love and happiness in her blog. She talks a lot about her family and how important they are to her. Let’s take a look at the friendships between Kyle, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna , Yolanda and Brandi. Pay close attentions to Yolanda’s comment as it is very telling. Remember when I said Lisa Vanderpump didn’t seem to be feeling Yo on WWHL?
Kyle and I have always had a bond and many have tried to sever that, trying to divide and conquer. We have had a multitude of shenanigans and giggles late into the night, always sparring and enjoying each other’s company, but things have sometimes been more complicated and often resulted in many misunderstandings. Continue reading
How the hell does Don Lemon still have a job? Whose dick is he sucking at CNN?
We return for the finale to Jenna wigging out because she is going to Vegas to visit her mother’s grave for the first time. Maybe the reason she couldn’t find it on her own is because it’s not in California? Jenna’s first reaction is that she never knew her birthday. That could also would have made it hard to find. Jenna starts spilling her heart out to her mother. She thanks her for watching over her all these years. This season has been a bit of tear jerker season between Jenna, and Dick and Treach… Jenna says it is the beginning of a new chapter in her life.
Juan says he is much happier with Nikki now that they have been through therapy. He and Nikki lie in bed and he is telling her how happy he is. He says, “I feel hope.” She corrects him and says, “hopeful.” This is Nikki to a T. She isn’t hearing what he is saying, she’s just correcting his grammar unnecessarily. In her talking head, Nikki seems to think they have made a lot of progress.
Sadly Treach and Cicely have taken a giant step back
since the last time we saw them. Apparently, someone related to Cicely has been staying in their house while they were gone. They bleeped a lot of it but from the gist of things, the person staying there has allowed some lowlife to stay there with her. Treach seems unfairly pissed at Cicely for this. He is mad because Cicely found out yesterday and she is just now telling him. She didn’t tell him yesterday because his father was there and they had just gotten to a good place. Treach is losing his mind over this random chick being in his house. Cicely calls Dr. Jenn. Continue reading
I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to recap quickly. Thanks in advance!
Kyle is getting ready for the white party! YAY! This year it comes first which is weird because no one can be disinvited at the door for being a litigious cuntsicle! #Taylor. I’ve seen this Justin guy before. Didn’t he help some housewives dress as drag queens or for the Gay Pride Parade or something? I’m not kidding. The White Party has gotten huge and now has a major budget. Kyle is still trying to push a reluctant Sophia into modeling. She is tall and gorgeous but she’s never liked modeling or being on the show.
Kyle claims she has not seen Lisa Vanderpump since the reunion. From here on out I will call Lisa Vanderpump “Pump” and Lisa Rinna “Lisa.”
Brandi and Yolanda are going for a fitness walk. David plays the piano for us low lives. We are not worthy. Brandi is still up Yolanda’s butt. Which explains why Pump was cool towards her on WWHL. OMG. Yo has a swatter on her property who has set up a little beachside dress shop right on the highway/right of way for PCH. (wait for someone to correct me) She asks if he knows she is on her property and he is laying back playing on his phone saying ” No Mon, I did not know.” lol. He’s so chill. Hell I thought they were going for a walk on the beach why are the out on the highway? They finally find the beach. Yo tries to explain to Brandi about being connected to the earth. She didn’t get it. Yo talks about Gigi’s success. She really has hit the big time. Brandi mentions she is homeless (AGAIN) and tries to move in. The house she is talking about moving in now, I think she got tossed out of that too. Brandi starts trashing Pump. Yo tries to get Brandi to connect with nature again. It doesn’t work. Sad. Continue reading
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Kandi is already showing signs of warming to Kenya Moore despite her former strong alliance to Phaedra. I think we can see Kandi coming around to at least hang out with “Team Pretty” this season and be in the thick of things this season. As we discovered here, Kandi and Phaedra are no longer close and Phaedra has unfollowed her on Twitter.
Bravotv.com: How shocked were you by Apollo saying he lied about seeing Kenya in LA?
KB: I was totally shocked. Over the last couple of years Todd and I had become pretty good friends with Apollo. I didn’t think he would just make up a story about Kenya offering him fellatio and seeing her in Cali for no reason. There had been some flirty comments and moments that had happened between them that made the whole thing somewhat believable, and when I saw that text from her to him a while back saying “Hey Babe,” I didn’t think it was appropriate. Continue reading
Nene was on Dr. Oz today talking about toxic relationships? She starts by giving an update on her blot clot situation. She says she is on daily medication for it, and she currently is clotfree, but she is still concerned about them coming back. Doctor Oz brings up the fact that Nene did not go on the Phillipines trip, allegedly due to concerns about clotting. It was a 15 hour trip for the first leg to Seoul, but that is a giant airplane with a duty free shop and a bar and plenty of opportunities to walk around. Dr. Oz says “That was very wise. It would have been an unsafe thing to do.” Which is mostly bullshit, she is on medication, she knows she has risk factors, there are compression socks you can wear, and measures you can take on long flights that reduce the likelihood of developing a clot tremendously. You don’t have to stop taking long trips once the clots are gone. That said, it is a scary thing and I can totally see her not wanting to take the 15 hour flight. And the clots are a great excuse to get out of it even if you just didn’t want to go. Dr. Oz asks if she is sad she missed the trip and she says no, and laughs. Continue reading
I cannot believe this year is over. It seems like it just flew by! It seems like just last week I was setting my blogging goals for 2014! It’s been a record setting year for Tamaratattles.com ! I’m not sure if there will be a sow on November 30th, but if not, there are only four more episodes and then the next shows are in December!
Click through for the final four show listings for this month. Lisa Wu is coming on WWHL! Continue reading
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We’re only two seasons in and Nene is already doing exactly what I said she would. If you recall, there was a lot of discussion by production about what to do, or what not to do with Nene and Porsha. It became obvious that neither one fit in with the cast anymore and the decision about what to do with Porsha was simple. She had no storyline. She could be dropped. But what about Nene? Despite the fact that Nene no longer fit in either, she’s Nene and she has a broad fan base. So it was decided she would have a different sort of contract where she was filmed doing her thing and only occasionally had contact with the others. Cynthia’s stock was up as she was renewing a friendship with Kenya and would also film well with Claudia Jordan and Demetria McKinney. Also on the outside was Phaedra. Phaedra has a major storyline with the Apollo situation this season, but also is not really fitting in with the other ladies. So to review, We have the nucleus of the show, Cynthia, Kenya, Claudia and to a degree Demetria, (AKA Team Pretty), we have Kandi who will pretty much film with whoever but also has her Mama Drama storyline that Bravo thinks we are into, and then Nene and Phaedra. Kandi hops on the Team Pretty train, which alienates her further from Phaedra. So the decision was made to bring Porsha back to film with Nene and Phaedra.
We’re going to see scenes of Nene with Porsha getting filled in on what the main cast is doing. And Porsha with Phaedra getting filled in on what the maid cast is doing. Kandi will be all over the place at first but eventually settles in with Cynthia, Claudia, Demetria and Kenya. It won’t surprise me if Nene disappears all together by the time the season is about mid way through and we don’t see her again until she rehearses for Cinderella. Continue reading
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I think Andy has started a trend now with the One on One’s with housewives . Now everyone is going to want one. Anyway, tonight it’s Lisa Vanderpump who is probably Andy’s second favorite housewife after Bethenny. So we should see a much different Andy tonight than we did in last night’s shit show. As I recap tonight’s show, we are still talking about last nights. It’s been the biggest topic of the day.
Oh that doucheface kid with Kristen and James was Lisa’s kid Max. Who knew? Speaking of all in the family, Pandora and her husband are bartending tonight. /sigh. Andy is still shocked that Jax and Tom eventually made up.
Why do they have poll questions about things that have already happened? Should Lisa take James back? Um, it’s clear she does.
Why are Lisa and Andy talking about how great the new season of RHOBH is? And that it is just like last season never happened? When by all other reports it’s the most violent fight ridden season ever? Which is it? They show a clip from tomorrows RHOBH and then say that WWHL will be live right afterward, which means expect 90 minutes on your DVR again tomorrow and make adjustments as necessary. Continue reading