As we approach hour 14 of this blog shift, I realize that Vicki is on WWHL tonight. Earlier I realized that if I give you the recap a couple days before the show airs, you all forget to go and chat about the show there. Lesson learned. :)
So I am not going to blow-by-blow this show (probably, you know how I usually say that and do it anyway) but apparently when Andy hugged Vicki tonight on first sight, he asked for a better hug, so she gave him one which left a lip print on his jacket. Someone says they have remove it before the show is over so for now that is the big “event”. I shall now continue to watch for other things of equal or better interest value.
OMG. When I watched the show, I didn’t think Vicki’s cut from surfing was that bad, but she STILL has a scar? Is this a joke? Andy didn’t want to see it but Vicki removed the Band-aids. This has to be a joke the Hawaii trip was the last week in OCTOBER 2013! But they are not acknowledging it to be a joke. How stupid does Bravo think we are? Don’t answer that. Continue reading
It seems the extra ninety minutes was just Bravo tacking on WWHL to the first airing of RHOA to force everyone to tape it. Works for me, it let’s me finish my blogging night earlier. This will probably take me longer to recap than the whole hour of the finale.
I think it makes sense to have a one on one with Nene since she was not on the episode much. Andy starts by asking about her health. I am really not buying what she is selling anymore. I generally don’t doubt anything that people say about their health. Their health is their business. Well wait now. This story is making sense I guess blood clots in the lungs and collapsed lungs. I didn’t know blood clots could make your lungs collapse, but I don’t have time to research that and get this up timely so we can talk.
Andy begins to discuss the reunion. Nene says that “people sometime try people over and over and over again,” Nene says that she doesn’t like Kenya but she is going to tell it how it is. Kenya kept trying Porsha. OMG They show what led up to it and Kenya is discussing some tabloid rumor with Andy and Porsha jumps in and Kenya waves her scepter in her direction (Cynthia is sitting in between them, Kenya is tellingly sitting first chair to Porsha’s last.) and tells her to shut up and stop interrupting her, just like Yolanda did on RHOBH and Brandi did on RHOBH. It was not major dis. It wasn’t like, oh I dunno, it wasn’t like she was calling her TRASHBOX a billion times in between shrieking CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN!. She was just dismissing her comment. Porsha grabs the scepter and jump up at Kenya like a thug in a cocktail dress. Continue reading
Next Thursday, Lindsay Lohan will appear on Watch What Happens Live. Here at TamaraTattles, Lilo has been the source of much discussion and many arguments in the comments sections. If you haven’t read about her reality show, you really should click the link and see how that is going.
So let’s imagine LiLo on WWHL. Will there be a drinking word? Will there be a bartender? Will there be a bar? Will Andy have to do the whole show sober? Will Lindsay be sober? Is it me or is this going to be really strange. I can’t wait to tune in!
Click through for the rest of the WWHL schedule for next week. It kicks off with Nene Leakes! You can see the teaser for that here! Continue reading
And she actually asks some interesting questions. Is she trying to get on Fashion Queens or something similar? What’s up with this?
UPDATE! Just saw a commercial for this episode of WWHL and ANDY BRINGS UP THE INCIDENT AT THE REUNION! Hopefully he lets the Porsha freaks understand she is no longer employed so I can stop getting hate tweets and such. :)
Bravo announced a full slate of new scripted and “unscripted” shows for 2014 today. Although some of the “unscripted” shows sound like repackaged versions of other shows where a bunch of women “attempt to balance their personal and professional lives, ” others sound new and exciting. There is a dating show that films and airs in the same week, a fantastic sounding travel show, and a show set in London! The two scripted shows both seem to have potential, however, is it me or do they just introduce these scripted series and we never see them air?
Click through for the entire list of new and returning shows. Let me know if you Phaedra Parks name in there anywhere…:) Also absent? Real Housewives of Miami. Continue reading
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Demetria is sitting first chair. That is what I wanted to see. I am glad Andrew, RECOGNIZED, because as some little twat just posted I am biased as hell to Demetria (and Geneva!). For anyone else who is unclear about how a blog works, I give my opinions here. And my opinion is that Demetria and Geneva rock. Don’t agree? You can give your lame reasons for liking the loud obnoxious drunk chicks in comments. Unless you are banned from commenting, in which case you can suck it! And for those of you who prefer the Louds, things always go to hell in season two and my favorites never fail to disappoint, so if you can hang on til then, I may change my mind.
Moving on… Andy begins by throwing shade at Mica. Her “equine mating call” which I ever so delicately declined to mock on my recap tonight is the drinking “word.” Melyssa is new. As in brand new, if you know what I mean, and she doesn’t realize shade is even being thrown because that is how Andy roles. He really should NOT have put her in the middle of the Prouds. Then Andy takes the shade farther so the clueless Loud gets it. He suggests that when we hear the equine mating call, that we drink until we flash our lady bits at an Uptown Magazine party. #ShadyBoots
Next on Andrew’s list is the video vixen herself, Melysssa. Andy clearly wants to sit next to me in the Team Proud bleachers. Andy plays a clip of Sisqó’s Thong Song Video despite his indications that Melyssa did not want him to do so. #PalmTreeOShade . Melyssa pretends to be embarrassed rather than, you know actually being embarrassed. Continue reading
Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams in Happier Times.
I’ve been so (good!) busy lately that I have not really told you guys everything there is to tell about a huge drama that has been going on in the Big Apple between Wendy Williams, Bethenny Frankel and Andy Cohen. Well today, the battle has been won by Wendy Williams and I am ready to spill all the tea as Bethenny Frankel’s talk show has been cancelled after just one (kinda lousy) season.
Let’s start with Wendy Williams point of view. I’ve been harsh at times with Wendy (even though she has mentioned tamaratattles.com on her show before #ChateauSheree) because for a while there she was reporting gossip from a site that shall not be named frequently that has a history of making up outrageous stories for drama/page views. But lately, I have found her show to be a really fun watch. Wendy is established in the NYC daytime talk circuit and pulls commendable ratings. She is humble, relates well to her audience and is extremely good at giving advice on the fly during her ask Wendy segments. She also had a great relationship with Andy Cohen and frequently booked his WWHL guests when they were in town. Continue reading
It’s time to see what foolishness Brandi Glanville will spout tonight on WWHL. Oh, and BTW, this is my 2000th post on Tamara Tattles! I was going to do a post about it and might still do one later if I ever get a moment to breathe! As it is, it’s 11 pm again and I am still “at the office” and need to be inserting batteries in all the flashlights that are dead, before the power goes out. We are expecting an inch of ice on the power lines by tomorrow night. Oh Joy. So if I am offline for awhile I am probably freezing to death without heat in my ghetto shack.
Andy says to send your kids to bed before watching this and reminds the person on the censor button to be on high alert. Jenny gets first chair over Brandi!!! Andy starts by claiming that Jenny told Barbara Walters to shut up on The View today. I didn’t get that. Jenny says she didn’t tell her to shut up. What I saw was Jenny trying to get Brandi out from under Barbara’s deep questioning about her drinking problem. You can read my recap of Brandi’s appearance this morning here. As if it was not obvious that Andy is driving the anti Lisa storyline bus, the drinking word tonight is Lisa. I wonder how she got the shit edit this season, I thought Andy adored her and Giggy. Maybe someone thought dirtying up her image a touch would make for better ratings? If so I strongly disagree. But it would make her behavior on the Vanderpump Rules Reunion show make sense. Sort of.
Andy tell Brandi that Kenya Moore had some choice words for her on WWHL. Brandi responds with, “Kenya whore?” Andy rolls the clip of Kenya calling Brandi and assclown. Brandi says that she agrees with her that her comments about black people were assholish but she still thinks that “Kenya needs some…..something. With the dark, dark makeup, it’s like really ashy and weird.” Andy says that Brandi apologized for a minute (no, no she didn’t do any of you fools know what an apology sounds like?) and then she went back there. Brandi says she learned that from Vanderpump. Andy says they will talk about Lisa in a minute.
First, Andy has to play the entire reel of Lisa bashing that was played on the show tonight. Boy, he is really driving this home.
A “bombshell montage” from tonight’s Vanderpump Rules. Then a montage of Kristen bashing. Brandi says that Vanderpump Rules is her favorite scripted show on television. Andy doesn’t seem to like that. Continue reading
I am so looking forward to this show. With Phaedra cancelling and Kenya filling in, this will be delicious. Plus I love Wayne Brady! LOL At Andy’s intro, “It’s one shady lady and one Wayne Brady.” OMG the bartender is Artie Thompson the crazy gay event planner from Chef Roble! I love this episode already! I hope everyone votes in the poll that Nene started all the dayum drama. It should be a landslide of votes against a handful of dumbasses. Andy says the ladies all blamed Kenya for charging Christopher. Let’s put him in the dumbass category too. They said she charged Natalie, which Kenya carefully explains didn’t happen either. Do we need to roll tape again? Andy says that Nene said she was wearing a diaper and Kenya retorts. “At least I can fit in a child’s diaper, not an adult diaper like some of us.”
Andy says that last week Kenya tweeted that Brandi Glanville was an ass clown. Really I missed that. Kenya says that “Well she’s an idiot really. She went after me in her blog after I said how ignorant her comments were about black people not being able to swim, so that’s why she is an ass clown.” Has Wayne Brady really never heard the expression ass clown? Weird. Continue reading
Andy has provided some stunt bottles to break over Jax’s head throughout the show. Andy asks Lisa is there if any one thing Jax said that irritated her the most. She said everything irritated her, but the part where he was arguing with Kristen and said, “You came twice sweetheart!” was the worst and she clobbers him with a bottle.
Poll question: Do you think Jax is a douchebag? 84% say yes.
Jax has been tweeting today that the show was hard to watch and he knows he is going to get attacked on the show. Andy plays the scene of the Tom and Jax outside where Tom is looking for a shred of remorse and finds none. Lisa smacks him on the head with a bottle. Jax says it was hard to watch the scene. The place I paused the DVR to type is stuck on Andy who is looking at Jax with a serious, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” expression. Jax says he feels like a piece of shit. Lisa says, “Just because you look bad, not because of what happened.” Jax says at the time all he cared about was pleasing himself. Lisa says, “That’s exactly what you should have done, pleased yourself and we wouldn’t be going through all this.”
Lisa says she is the only person who had known about them hooking up for a year. She says to be honest I knew it would be so explosive if it ever came out that she hoped they would just keep on lying. Lisa breaks another bottle over Jax’s head. Andy asks Lisa how she knew. She says, “Why don’t you ask Jax?” Jax says he doesn’t know how she knew. She says he told her business partner and he told her. Jax said, “Why would I tell him?” and Andy moves on. Continue reading
MJ looks fantastic on Watch What Happens Live tonight in a hot black jumpsuit (no corset). The other guest is Bobby Moynihan from SNL. Also, MJ seems fairly sober. The hot bartender is an NFL player, Justin Tuck. It looks like MJ picked up an new Allah necklace in Instanbul. I quit wearing mine after 9/11 I guess it is safe to pull it out of the lockbox to wear again now. The more I watched the show the more perplexed I became over MJ’s jumpsuit. I wish Andy would have made her stand up? Is the gold trim made from bullets? Continue reading