First of all, Andy tweeted tonight that we should be patient for Teresa’s WWHL appearance, so hopefully everyone has cooled down. With Rosie on, there is always the possibility she will say something inappropriate! As usual, I will ignore most everything the non-Bravolebrity has to say because no one cares.
First off, they discuss the ceramic shoe wine bottle holder gift that Nicole got for Christmas. No Bueno. OH, I just realized this person is not from Game of Thrones, but from that pageant show on Bravo, Game of Crowns that I have already forgotten about. Now I have my 9-10 time slot on Sunday to watch Unforgettable on CBS and Reckless right after at 10. Even though I DVR them to watch whenever I can after I recap Big Brother. Anyway. I don’t care about her either.
Also, Andy has begun to implement the whole, “first timers to the show get the first chair” rule. I think this is utterly ridiculous and he just started it because we were all on to the original seating method of who is the biggest deal to Bravo, or whoever likes best. That will still be in effect on nights with no virgins. Continue reading
Last night was one of those Big Brother challenges that do not have a winner when the episode ends. I think someone in the house referred to it as mental endurance. So I was engrossed in a wine fueled evening of watching the live feeds with the TV on mute. Unfortunately my TV was showing WWHL and I glanced over and noticed, Nene. I am sick to my stomach at the thought of watching this, but I have to know WTF is going on.
Is Andy drinking rosé ?He’s already a pussy. He’s so damned happy! Ugh. Andy and Jeff play the crotch game and he mentions Scott Baio. That is interesting because Scott has become a Jesus Warrior or something and was very offended and pretty much refused to play. This has made Scott Baio Andy’s least favorite guest. Then he says that Nene has been on the show the most. Is that true? A Nene montage of noses follows. Andy says that Nene has been on a grand total of 20 times and “he loves that lady so much.” Oh god. He totally spazzes out like Elvis has arrived in the clubhouse to admit that he really isn’t dead. It’s unbearable. He professes his undying love. They double kiss. It’s over the top fangirl time for Andy. Continue reading
On tonight’s WWHL five-year anniversary show, Jeff Lewis will host and Andy has no idea what is going to happen. Because Jeff is all sorts of awesome, it should be a hilarious show. I expect Jeff to sort of roast Andy. :) I’ll be watching if I can stay awake. I did (mostly) fun things in THE WORLD for five hours today and I am exhausted!
Also, Teresa will be on WWHL Sunday night! #FelonsbyBravo That is another one you should put in your date book.
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It’s interesting that Caroline gets first chair since she is a season one Bravolebrity. I did not notice Tamra’s bangs until Andy pointed them out but I like them. Caroline hates them. Heather said her daughter got bangs and she got hers cut to match and it was a sweet gestured. Caroline says, “It’s sweet if you’re 12.” And we are off to the races already.
Andy promises that next week’s Real Housewives of Orange County episode will be epic beyond anything we have ever seen.
Caroline says she and Caprice are not really speaking. Continue reading
Photo Credit: Kenya Moore Twitter
Wow! Andy starts off saying that social media seems to be taking Porsha’s side over the attack. I told you guys, Andy is all about the social media opinion. He asks her if she is surprised. She says that it is sad that people would take the side of someone who attacked someone. She says that saying that Kenya made her do it or that Kenya deserved it is sad. I agree. Andy asks if Kenya was being a bully. Andy says something about the props, that he thought were so hysterical but now that people whined on twitter… I just can’t.
Kenya says there was a plan in place to attack her at the reunion, Andy counters saying the other side says she had a plan in place to attack Porsha with her bullhorn and scepter. Dear God, who is this man interviewing Kenya? His position changes every time the social media wind blows.
Kenya says that Porsha came at her with lies from the beginning and that Kenya was not expecting to have much of an issue with Porsha because her issues at that time were with Nene and Phaedra. Kenya says that Porsha has attacked her over her relationships for two seasons and to blame the attack on Kenya somehow bullying her is insane. Andy says that when Porsha was there last week he asked her if she felt she owed Kenya an apology. He plays the clip. Kenya says that Porsha is incapable of showing contrition and she is incapable of remorse. Continue reading
We all know that Kenya Moore is on with Andy for a one on one on Sunday. I for one and REALLY looking forward to that interview. Just like Porsha and Nene’s interview, it will be packaged with RHOA to inflate the ratings and we won’t have to wait until 11 p.m. to watch it. I think the show was already filmed before all the Porsha videos hit the Internet trying to save the souls of sinful gay people. Pity. That would have been a good conversation starter.
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Sorry, I just sort of love this pic…. ShadeByAndy
Andy starts with the reunion and asks her if she watched the reunion. She said she did. Then he asks an interesting question, Has she spoken to the other women since the reunion? You know, like Nene and Phaedra the one’s that got you in this mess? She says she spoke to Phaedra the next day, and Nene a couple times and Kandi. Which leads me to believe that Kandi was in on the plot. I’m not that surprised. I figured Kandi knew but just chose to not really participate. She says Phaedra was really upset because these girls have been her friends for two years now. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH. Excuse me. Phaedra was upset that Porsha “got out of character like that” and that she let Kenya win. Porsha has already been more coached than she was. She is sorry that she reacted that way but mostly she is sorry that she “gave Kenya the power” to make her do something like that.
Andy asked about the props. Porsha said if it were not for the props she would have not reacted that way. Andy points out that Porsha talked about Kenya’s vagina and called her a whore from the 90s. Porsha said, she was just trying to let Kenya know that things were escalating. Um, yes, dipshit, you were escalating them. What pisses me off is that once again, WWHL was packaged in the DVR with the reunion, so this will seem like a show with very high ratings just like the fake ratings for Nene. Next week, even if they package Kenya in with the lost footage episode, Kenya’s WWHL will not get this kind of rating. This show will beat Nene’s because of Apollo and Porsha’s criminal actions. Andy says he regrets not taking the bullhorn away. Oh for the love of GOD. He loved it at the time. He loved the scepter.
Andy asks if she apologizes to Kenya. She says she thinks there may be a point where they can apologize to each other. I am not sure I can even get through this show this is so ridiculous. Porsha has no remorse. None. OMG This is unbelievable. Kenya needs to take a good hard look in the mirror? That sounds like something someone has been telling Porsha. Continue reading
Cynthia starts by saying that the part of the reunion with Nene was really tough on her because they were really friends. She was someone who Cynthia loved and cared about. She was in her wedding. She was there when she was in the hospital. So it was tough.
Steve Wilkos is the bartender which is clearly a wink by Andy regarding the Jerry Springeresque atmosphere of the reunion show.
Andy says he wants to start by addressing those idiots on social media that like to rant to him. I paraphrase. Andy now says he should have taken the bullhorn away. Translation. He is caving on the props issue. Even though he goes on to say that it did look like something that Kenya was using for comedic effect. He said it clearly looked like a stupid prop to him. But he gets that being on the receiving end was apparently not funny. Andy has decided that there will be no more props on the reunion shows. I don’t believe him, there are props all the time. Peter brings a peach as a prop. What if he someone gets injured by the pit, Andrew! Outlaw fruit on reunions! Continue reading
The other night Andy was talking to some guests about Idina Menzel and mentioned that she would be coming to the clubhouse soon. He was very excited about who he was going to have on with her. I was thinking maybe it would be John Travolta. But it’s not! Andy probably peed himself a little when the other guest (who will be sitting first chair) was confirmed. Click through to see who it is and the guests for the next five episodes! Continue reading
Phaedra is on with one of the chicks from Married to Medicine. I don’t watch that show as I am done with shows about Atlanta where all the women do is hate on each other like self-absorbed assholes. I know that on M2M they brawl a lot because Porsha Stans have pointed that out to me as a weird defense for Porsha’s behavior tonight. If that is true I can’t imagine anyone wanting to trust their health to any of the brawling mediawhores, but to each their own.
Cardboard Kenya is the bartender tonight and the drinking word is Nene Leakes says, “so nasty and so rude.” Both guests are drunk. Maybe Phaedra will actually say something real.
Andy asks the Quad chick about Porsha’s ginormous fake titties that she debuted tonight before they even had time to settle into the right place. OMG this girl is bizarre. Someone name is actually Quad? Continue reading
Due to Scandal and The Challenge: Free Agents this show somehow got bumped last night so I am watching it first thing this morning. First of all, once again it was not a live show. The show was filmed on Wednesday night. I don’t understand why Andy wanted a live show, and now rarely actually films live. I do understand it in this case through because who knows if Lindsay would even show up and then Andrew would be talking to himself for half an hour. As it was, rumor has it Lindsay was fashionably late to the taping.
Let us pause to reflect on Lindsay’s ensemble. She is wearing some sort of steel crown a la Games of Thrones on her head. Her chosen article of clothing is a white long-sleeved lace mini dress. It’s see-through so she paired it with a black bra and black ankle boots. It’s…..an interesting look.
Lindsay says she and her mom are both Team Vanderpump and she loves Vanderpump Rules. Andy peed himself a little bit. OMG! The most exciting thin is that Assistant Matt is the bartender! And there is indeed a bar, but it is only for the audience. Andy has opted to abstain in front of Lindsay. But there is a drinking word! The drinking word is “fetch.” Continue reading
As we approach hour 14 of this blog shift, I realize that Vicki is on WWHL tonight. Earlier I realized that if I give you the recap a couple days before the show airs, you all forget to go and chat about the show there. Lesson learned. :)
So I am not going to blow-by-blow this show (probably, you know how I usually say that and do it anyway) but apparently when Andy hugged Vicki tonight on first sight, he asked for a better hug, so she gave him one which left a lip print on his jacket. Someone says they have remove it before the show is over so for now that is the big “event”. I shall now continue to watch for other things of equal or better interest value.
OMG. When I watched the show, I didn’t think Vicki’s cut from surfing was that bad, but she STILL has a scar? Is this a joke? Andy didn’t want to see it but Vicki removed the Band-aids. This has to be a joke the Hawaii trip was the last week in OCTOBER 2013! But they are not acknowledging it to be a joke. How stupid does Bravo think we are? Don’t answer that. Continue reading