Tamra looks like she is keeping up with her workouts and possibly even the severe diet as she is very small and she has lost weight in her face.
Andy plays the clip of Vicki sobbing on the ride home from the yacht party and Tamra says it is heart breaking, but that Vicki didn’t do the right thing. And she never apologized to anyone even though after the reunion she was tweeting everyone that she did. There was a lack of audio for a good bit and I am not sure if she was cussing or if my DVR screwed up again.
Andy says the last time he saw her was at his AC2 tour in Orange County and Alexis was seated right in front of her. Alexis had sent in a long letter about Tamra’s sudden
storyline conversion to Christianity. He asks how that went for her. She said that it actually went well and Alexis said she didn’t intend to come across as mean and she is really happy for her.
So Mike, why did you lie? I wasn’t lying. I was having marital problems between me and my wife (that is usually where marital problems occur) an I was trying to keep it under wraps but being on reality TV you don’t really have that freedom. You weren’t having marital problems just falling from the sky. You were cheating on a woman who had changed her religion and immersed herself in two foreign cultures to be exactly the wife you wanted. You wanted to keep it under wraps because you were embarrassed that you got caught and embarrassed to families. My DVR has stopped on Mike’s face and the look he is giving Andy is terrifying.
Mike tries to justify himself further saying that he didn’t believe the rumors that he heard but Jessica did. He heard Jessica wanted to leave earlier than she did. OF COURSE SHE DID. He has heard rumors that he is gay! Sandra Bernhard says, “well you do have a gay brow.”
So was it one affair with one person? Or multiple affairs? Clearly, Andy knows the answer to this, but Mike continues to deny and lie. He says it was one affair that started before he was engaged ( I wonder which one he is claiming? The one that wrote the book?) and she found out about it after she got married. My sources say that Jessica found out about many of the girls he cheated with throughout their relationship and she naively thought once they were married he would stop. He did not. Mike gives off every singly body language signal of lying in the world. He should be used in CIA training. Trainees, today we are going to look at the basic body language signals that someone is lying using this film from WWHL that encapsulates them all I a very blatant fashion… He eyes are also really messed up.
Sandra is disgusted by the entire show. It’s hysterical.
Asa is on WWHL tonight with Sherri Shepherd. I have no idea why Sherri is still on my TV. I used to really like Sherri and I still really like one of her male comedian friends, but her whole surrogate baby issue really made me think I had misjudged her. So I’ll be mostly ignoring her comments. Hopefully we will get some scoop about tonight’s Shahs of Sunset!
The bartender is a dad that works at WWHL who is young and hot and has the most adorable baby girl with him. She’s an infant and not sure what to make of this whole mess. It won’t make any more sense when you are 30, sweet girl. Stay away.
I’m so bored I am wondering if Andy shaves his fingers. He has very smooth looking hands.
Asa basically refuses to play DILFY or not DILFY because she only wants to F her man. Sherri wants to fuck them all including Bernie Sanders and says that Bill Clinton sent her a letter saying he was voting for her on Dancing With The Stars because he likes her, and prostitutes. I don’t think Bill has had to pay for it in the last couple of decades. But there are rumors about his affinity for large, black women in Arkansas. But surely that is not true.
Before we even begin I am confident of two things. 1) Nene is pissed that Vivica is on the show. (2) There will be Kenya Moore bashing. Now I finally have a moment to check out Nene’s new face!
Andy starts right in at the introduction bringing up the time Sheree told Nene to “Fix that Face” ! Let the shade begin. I have a terrible memory, so I am probably wrong but wasn’t it Nene who said that to Sheree and Sheree told Nene to “Fix that Body!” ! That would make more sense anyway.
I blame my poor facial recognition skills for not seeing much difference in Nene’s face. I will say I am thrilled with her hair. I really need for hair to be symmetrical unless you are under 25 and club hopping or a lesbian. Otherwise, none of this ones side short and the other side long nonsense. At the very least you need hair on both sides of your head.
Nene says she talked to Cynthia this morning. They are back thick as thieves.http://tamaratattles.com/2015/04/26/real-housewives-of-atlanta-reunion-part-one-recap-nene-is-a-victim-act-one/# Peter came to Nene’s “comedy show” in Charlotte, Nene says that she is still friends with Peter and texted him just yesterday and he is doing good. Cynthia an Peter are the only ones who made it to Charlotte for her show.
I thought about skipping this recap but I spent the morning getting a tooth I managed to shatter over the weekend extracted. So now I have something in common with Sonja. Though I will be getting a permanent implant not a fake canine tooth from Banjo’s veterinarian. I do have a sudden urge to go to Wal*Mart in my PJs and bedroom slippers though. Anyway, let’s see if I missed anything last night.
Andy asks Sonja about her relationship with Tom and reminds her that Luann said it was a one night stand. Sonja takes office and says, “With Sonja Morgan, it’s never just once!” Which sounds weird to me. I guess that is a good thing? But wouldn’t a normal person say something like, ” Tom and I dated on a few occasions.” Of something less vagina focused? Sonja says they have known each other for ten years and they hook up frequently. He’s single, she’s single, he’s about to turn 50 has never been married or had any kids. She implies that they are good friends. So it is interesting that he never mentioned Luann.
I didn’t see Michael sending selfies and texting on the show last night because I was typing. That is kind of sad because this is a real divorce situation. Sonja says she was surprised by the news. I don’t think Sonja really filmed with Jules that much.
No one bothered to put up a photo of these idiots. Andy spoke at the Stonewall Inn vigil in the village tonight so I am not sure if he will come straight from that, or if this was taped. At any rate the photo above works for me. Let’s get this done.
Andy reminds us straight off the bat, that the old bat that goes after the young mother on the show is his personal hero. See? I knew this would be a shit show.
Next he let’s us know that stupid is a quality that Landon’s ex husband really likes, as one of his other ex wives is Stacey Dash. Stacey Dash is miles smarter than Landon. But so is a bowl of tofu. Andy feels bad that he called Stacey Dash dumb. I blame the mourning process, he never feels bad for being ugly to random women for no reason.
Ah, I can tell already the attorneys have gotten to this crew. Patti has been manically tweeting about how the truth about her nemesis would be revealed tonight, and when asked about his relationship with Kathryn he simply says it was a one night stand and he wishes her the best. When Andy points out how defensive Whitney got, he blames it on the moonshine. Not to defend the scum but I think I might have had a lesbian lover on moonshine once. No telling what happened, or could happen on that stuff. She was cute though so if I did, then I’m aright with it. Cameran jumps in to tell Andy what Whitney was thinking (despite him fully answering his own question) which in her mind is that he feels like Kathryn exaggerated the relationship. And she’s right. That is kind of the role of the beard is it not? Allegedly. I mean what do WeHo, I mean we know.