Sorry I am so late with this, things have been super busy, but I am dying to see Shannon Beador on WWHL! And get your take on it.
Um, Okay. Shannon has had work done, yes? She looks good. Andy asks about her new hair cut and she seems to still be getting used to her new edgier look. Andy immediately makes reference to Tamra comparing Bali to Tijuana. Shannon sort of sticks up for her saying that she was expecting the Bali from vacation sites and such and unfortunately Bali is a third world country. She says they drove around quite a bit and saw a lot of poverty. I hate the misuse of the outdated term third world country although I am sometimes guilty of it myself. It is a cold war era political term that has nothing to do with poverty. I digress, sorry. I was glad to hear they did a lot of driving around. Maybe something sunk in.
Moving on, Shannon is not in the top seat. I hate Andy’s new seating chart rules. Elizabeth Moss is asked to play Marry, Shag, Kill with Eddie, Brooks and Slade. She kills Brooks immediately and marries Eddie. I’m sorry, but I would have to kill Slade. I might even marry Brooks because I’m not sure anal sex with Eddie pretending I’m Tom would be very fulfilling no matter how hot he is. That’s a tough one, what would you do? Continue reading
On tonight’s WWHL five-year anniversary show, Jeff Lewis will host and Andy has no idea what is going to happen. Because Jeff is all sorts of awesome, it should be a hilarious show. I expect Jeff to sort of roast Andy. :) I’ll be watching if I can stay awake. I did (mostly) fun things in THE WORLD for five hours today and I am exhausted!
Also, Teresa will be on WWHL Sunday night! #FelonsbyBravo That is another one you should put in your date book.
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Dammit, I have made it through the entire Kimye ordeal without posting a word, but you have to see this picture making the rounds of Twitter today. See anything interesting? Real or photoshop?
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I am not sure if I am emotionally ready for Shah’s of Sunset to return. Long time readers here know that when this blog first began, I did stories on Shah’s before anyone else even noticed there was a show. Because I was raised in Libya, I was quite fascinated with how Bravo and Ryan Seacrest would paint a show about exiled Iranians living in the US. Of course the first thing they did was ditch the word Iranian in favor of the antiquated and not synonymous at all, Persian. Because American’s would rather think of Disney characters than you know, terrorists seeking nuclear capabilities. Reza has stated many times that he is American and doesn’t keep up with Iranian politics. Continue reading
Some dude on twitter who goes by the name “Male Fatale” snagged this picture of Nene and Phaedra filming for RHOA a couple hours ago in downtown Atlanta. Why do they both look like they have swallowed something nasty? What is this all about? Can we talk about that handbag on the table? Continue reading
Well, to most of us, I am sure the answer is nothing. But there is always some moron who takes on the role of thought police. In this case it is some
wingnut conservative Christian named Bryan Fisher. He takes issue with this upcoming cover of The New Yorker before it is even on the news stands. Continue reading
So everyday sometime in the afternoon I get all the press releases in my inbox from NBCu. There usually nothing particularly earth shattering in there, but today I gave it a quick once over for the WWHL schedule for May and whose name should be on it but Sheree Whitfield. That’s right boys and girls. Andy will be interviewing Sheree her She by Sheree line, wait, that never really happened. Maybe he will ask about Chateau Sheree …I doubt she will let the fact that she doesn’t own the place stop her from lying about it. I mean if you will perjure yourself in a courtroom, making up an interesting story to tell Andy after knocking back a few drinks should be easy. Continue reading
Um… look closely. Found this on the web. WTF?
This reminds me of the time that Kelly Bensimon was on the cover of Shape.
Um, Kim…I know you are pretending to try to learn about the Middle East on your current Millions of Milkshakes Middle Eastern Tour, but when you are told to keep your shoulders covered in public, it is presumed that you already know to keep your breasts, and private parts covered as well.
Oh Lord, just saw video of this. Click through for the video…
Um, for the clueless, From L to R Prince Michael, Bodyguard, Blanket…
I continue to be worried about Michael Jackson’s kids. Especially, Blanket. He is perpetually sad and nervous in pictures. In this one he looks like he has a black eye. Can no one brush his hair? Or Prince’s hair? Buy them some decent clothes? This distresses me.