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WWHL With The Twins from RHONJ

WWHL Twins

Oh, Teresa’s husband is the bartender. That should be good. He says business is great at the restaurant and that Vicki Gunvalson is eating there tonight. Right off the bat they play the tape of Amber trash talking the twins saying that Nicole broke up a family and her marriage ended due to cheating.  Sidenote: Amber was incensed with Melissa repeating the gossip to the twins on twitter last night. But, it’s not like they were speaking in private, they were on camera so of course the twins were going to find out!  The twins say there is no truth to any of that and she is making stuff up to get some attention. Next week Amber and Nicole have a hair pulling fight. Kidding not. This season is going to be very trashy.  Andy reads one of Amber’s tweets where she says she can’t wait for the reunion to call the twins out for their lies. Um, honey, you have a long time before the reunion. TeRESSA said that they were not stalking, they just saw the kids up and decided to wait.

A viewer tweeted a question about her constantly referencing the cancer and Nicole says that Amber made it clear she would be using the cancer card.  The girls say it is a sensitive subject, and it’s hard to say anything about it because it could be offensive. This makes me feel so much better about mentioning it on the blog. I did not want to offend the many cancer survivors that read here. It just seems like everything in her life remains to be about the cancer. Like, which dress looks better on me since I survived the cancer? I mean come, on. Enough.

Andy asks about the mortgage commercials. The twins apparently did a mock version of the commercial for taping and they are hoping it gets played. Andy throws shade at TeRESSA’s gold eye shadow and it goes right over her head. Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live Guest List For The Rest of July

andy cohenBelow you will find the upcoming WWHL guest list for the remainder of July. Joan Rivers may end up eating Tara Reid a live on that show. So, that is must see TV! Kate Hudson is a nice get!  But I am most interested in why Vicki Gunvalson doesn’t have a seatmate yet? Are none of the Real Housewives of Orange County speaking now that the reunion has been filmed? Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live! With Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri

WWHL Kathy and Rosie

 

First of all, Andy tweeted tonight that we should be patient for Teresa’s WWHL appearance, so hopefully everyone has cooled down.  With Rosie on, there is always the possibility she will say something inappropriate!  As usual, I will ignore most everything the non-Bravolebrity has to say because no one cares.

First off, they discuss the ceramic shoe wine bottle holder gift that Nicole got for Christmas. No Bueno. OH, I just realized this person is not from Game of Thrones, but from that pageant show on Bravo, Game of Crowns that I have already forgotten about. Now I have my 9-10 time slot on Sunday to watch Unforgettable on CBS and Reckless right after at 10. Even though I DVR them to watch whenever I can after I recap Big Brother.  Anyway. I don’t care about her either.

Also, Andy has begun to implement the whole, “first timers to the show get the first chair” rule. I think this is utterly ridiculous and he just started it because we were all on to the original seating method of who is the biggest deal to Bravo, or whoever likes best. That will still be in effect on nights with no virgins. Continue reading

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WWHL With….Nene Leakes? This Feels Like A Bad Omen

WWHL Andy and Jeff

Last night was one of those Big Brother challenges that do not have a winner when the episode ends. I think someone in the house referred to it as mental endurance. So I was engrossed in a wine fueled evening of  watching the live feeds with the TV on mute. Unfortunately my TV was showing WWHL and I glanced over and noticed, Nene. I am sick to my stomach at the thought of watching this, but I have to know WTF is going on.

Is Andy drinking rosé ?He’s already a pussy. He’s so damned happy! Ugh. Andy and Jeff play the crotch game and he mentions Scott Baio. That is interesting because Scott has become a Jesus Warrior or something and was very offended and pretty much refused to play. This has made Scott Baio Andy’s least favorite guest. Then he says that Nene has been on the show the most. Is that true? A Nene montage of noses follows.  Andy says that Nene has been on a grand total of 20 times and “he loves that lady so much.”  Oh god. He totally spazzes out like Elvis has arrived in the clubhouse to admit that he really isn’t dead. It’s unbearable. He professes his undying love. They double kiss. It’s over the top fangirl time for Andy. Continue reading

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Kandi’s Wedding: Shut the Fuck Up About The Prenup!

Kandi Burruss & Todd Tucker - 1After that USA match against Portugal, I really need a moment. But it’s time for more Atlanta nonsense. Can we just get this wedding done already?  When I heard that Kandi’s wedding was going to have a “Coming to America” theme, I thought she just named it poorly. I never for a moment thought anyone, even Kandi, would make a such a spectacle of a wedding to style it after a Blaxploitation movie. But apparently she is. I sure hope they had a simple private, meaningful ceremony in Mexico, when my source said they did.

We are three days out and Kandi is getting a hair consult and a manicure. Kandi still hasn’t given Todd the prenup, if you believe the storyline.  By the time Todd gets the prenup, it’s not something he needs to sign. If Kandi dies he gets nothing? If they divorce he has to be out in 30 days?  All the profits from joint predictions are Kandi’s? But Kandi gets half of all Todd’s earnings? This whole thing has to be storyline because no one draws up their prenup 2 days before the wedding. Kandi had been ranting about a prenup for months now. Why didn’t she have one drawn up back then? I’m not buying this at all.

I’m going to skip over all the personal family cemetery visits if you don’t mind.

Todd, it’s not a 360 you are thinking of, it’s a 180.  You’ve been hanging out with Apollo too much. Is Todd wearing light contacts in his talking heads?  Todd and his groomsmen are our for drinks and onion rangs. Today was National Onion Ring Day and I didn’t have even a whiff of an onion rang.

It’s time for dueling Bachelor and Bachelorette parties.  Apollo is eye raping all the whores. These are some cheap looking hookers. Peter could scrounge up something better than that? Are these Apollo’s side pieces he got on TV? What is the story here? Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live With Kenya Moore Recap

Photo Credit: Kenya Moore Twitter

Photo Credit: Kenya Moore Twitter

Wow! Andy starts off saying that social media seems to be taking Porsha’s side over the attack.  I told you guys, Andy is all about the social media opinion. He asks her if she is surprised. She says that it is sad that people would take the side of someone who attacked someone. She says that saying that Kenya made her do it or that Kenya deserved it is sad. I agree. Andy asks if Kenya was being a bully. Andy says something about the props, that he thought were so hysterical but now that people whined on twitter… I just can’t.

Kenya says there was a plan in place to attack her at the reunion, Andy counters saying the other side says she had a plan in place to attack Porsha with her bullhorn and scepter. Dear God, who is this man interviewing Kenya? His position changes every time the social media wind blows.

Kenya says that Porsha came at her with lies from the beginning and that Kenya was not expecting to have much of an issue with Porsha because her issues at that time were with Nene and Phaedra. Kenya says that Porsha has attacked her over her relationships for two seasons and to blame the attack on Kenya somehow bullying her is insane. Andy says that when Porsha was there last week he asked her if she felt she owed Kenya an apology. He plays the clip. Kenya says that Porsha is incapable of showing contrition and she is incapable of remorse. Continue reading

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Porsha Williams On WWHL: DELUSIONAL AND RETARDED

Sorry, I just sort of love this pic.... ShadeByAndy

Sorry, I just sort of love this pic…. ShadeByAndy

Andy starts with the reunion and asks her if she watched the reunion. She said she did. Then he asks an interesting question, Has she spoken to the other women since the reunion? You know, like Nene and Phaedra the one’s that got you in this mess?  She says she spoke to Phaedra the next day, and Nene a couple times and Kandi. Which leads me to believe that Kandi was in on the plot. I’m not that surprised. I figured Kandi knew but just chose to not really participate. She says Phaedra was really upset because these girls have been her friends for two years now. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH. Excuse me. Phaedra was upset that Porsha “got out of character like that” and that she let Kenya win. Porsha has already been more coached than she was. She is sorry that she reacted that way but mostly she is sorry that she “gave Kenya the power” to make her do something like that.

Andy asked about the props. Porsha said if it were not for the props she would have not reacted that way. Andy points out that Porsha talked about Kenya’s vagina and called her a whore from the 90s. Porsha said, she was just trying to let Kenya know that things were escalating. Um, yes, dipshit, you were escalating them.  What pisses me off is that once again, WWHL was packaged in the DVR with the reunion, so this will seem like a show with very high ratings just like the fake ratings for Nene. Next week, even if they package Kenya in with the lost footage episode, Kenya’s WWHL will not get this kind of rating. This show will beat Nene’s because of Apollo and Porsha’s criminal actions. Andy says he regrets not taking the bullhorn away.  Oh for the love of GOD.  He loved it at the time. He loved the scepter.

Andy asks if she apologizes to Kenya. She says she thinks there may be a point where they can apologize to each other. I  am not sure I can even get through this show this is so ridiculous. Porsha has no remorse. None. OMG This is unbelievable. Kenya needs to take a good hard look in the mirror? That sounds like something someone has been telling Porsha. Continue reading

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Cynthia Bailey & Rita Ora on Watch What Happens Live

WWHLCynthia RitaCynthia starts by saying that the part of the reunion with Nene was really tough on her because they were really friends. She was someone who Cynthia loved and cared about. She was in her wedding. She was there when she was in the hospital. So it was tough.

Steve Wilkos is the bartender which is clearly a wink by Andy regarding the Jerry Springeresque atmosphere of the reunion show.

Andy says he wants to start by addressing those idiots on social media that like to rant to him. I paraphrase. Andy now says he should have taken the bullhorn away.  Translation. He is caving on the props issue. Even though he goes on to say that it did look like something that Kenya was using for comedic effect. He said it clearly looked like a stupid prop to him. But he gets that being on the receiving end was apparently not funny.  Andy has decided that there will be no more props on the reunion shows. I don’t believe him, there are props all the time. Peter brings a peach as a prop. What if he someone gets injured by the pit, Andrew! Outlaw fruit on reunions! Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live Listings

Andy Cohen Likes BooksThe other night Andy was talking to some guests about  Idina Menzel and mentioned that she would be coming to the clubhouse soon. He was very excited about who he was going to have on with her.  I was thinking maybe it would be John Travolta.  But it’s not! Andy probably peed himself a little when the other guest (who will be sitting first chair) was confirmed. Click through to see who it is and the guests for the next five episodes! Continue reading

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WWHL With Phaedra Parks:Drunky Boots!

wwhl Phaedra and qUAD

Phaedra is on with one of the chicks from Married to Medicine. I don’t watch that show as I am done with shows about Atlanta where all the women do is hate on each other like self-absorbed assholes. I know that on M2M they brawl a lot because Porsha Stans have pointed that out to me as a weird defense for Porsha’s behavior tonight. If that is true I can’t imagine anyone wanting to trust their health to any of the brawling mediawhores, but to each their own.

Cardboard Kenya is the bartender tonight and the drinking word is Nene Leakes says, “so nasty and so rude.” Both guests are drunk. Maybe Phaedra will actually say something real.

Andy asks the Quad chick about Porsha’s ginormous fake titties that she debuted tonight before they even had time to settle into the right place.  OMG this girl is bizarre. Someone name is actually Quad? Continue reading

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WWHL With Lindsay Lohan

Linsday Andy

Due to Scandal and The Challenge: Free Agents this show somehow got bumped last night so I am watching it first thing this morning.  First of all, once again it was not a live show.  The show was filmed on Wednesday night. I don’t understand why Andy wanted a live show, and now rarely actually films live.  I do understand it in this case through because who knows if Lindsay would even show up and then Andrew would be talking to himself for half an hour. As it was, rumor has it Lindsay was fashionably late to the taping.

Let us pause to reflect on Lindsay’s ensemble. She is wearing some sort of steel crown a la  Games of Thrones on her head. Her chosen article of clothing is a white long-sleeved lace mini dress. It’s see-through so she paired it with a black bra and black ankle boots. It’s…..an interesting look.

Lindsay says she and her mom are both Team Vanderpump and she loves Vanderpump Rules. Andy peed himself a little bit.  OMG! The most exciting thin is that Assistant Matt is the bartender! And there is indeed a bar, but it is only for the audience. Andy has opted to abstain in front of Lindsay. But there is a drinking word! The drinking word is “fetch.” Continue reading

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WWHL With Vicki Gunvalson…

AndyAs we approach hour 14 of this blog shift, I realize that Vicki is on WWHL tonight. Earlier I realized that if I give you the recap a couple days before the show airs, you all forget to go and chat about the show there. Lesson learned. :)

So I am not going to blow-by-blow this show (probably, you know how I usually say that and do it anyway) but apparently when Andy hugged Vicki tonight on first sight, he asked for a better hug, so she gave him one which left a lip print on his jacket. Someone says they have remove it before the show is over so for now that is the big “event”.  I shall now continue to watch for other things of equal or better interest value.

OMG. When I watched the show, I didn’t think Vicki’s cut from surfing was that bad, but she STILL has a scar? Is this a joke? Andy didn’t want to see it but Vicki removed the Band-aids. This has to be a joke the Hawaii trip was the last week in OCTOBER 2013! But they are not acknowledging it to be a joke. How stupid does Bravo think we are? Don’t answer that. Continue reading

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