Mark Consuelos is there to sit there and look pretty for tonight’s show. That is always a good thing. He’s also publicizing his new show Pitch. The bartender immediately says he did not like Robyn on tonight’s show. Jac points out that she was laughing at her to whole time, well most of the time really. I really do think that people’s blind hatred of Jac has them overlooking that this Robyn chick came for her on the bus before they even got going defending Teresa in the war on Kathy and Rosie. Frankly, I was thinking, “Who is this new chick and why is she such a loud mouthpiece for Teresa?” Teresa is plenty capable of screaming for herself, and she already has Melissa to be at her beck and call, does she really need another solider?
Mark Consuelos laughs at Robyn freaking out about being called a soldier. Then he does his Juicy impression. It’s not as good as I assume Kelly tells him it is.
I was still hoping for a decent photo from WWHL and looking on social media but there was nothing there. Jac said that she and Siggy were just trying to have everyone get along for once when it came to Kathy and Rosie. They were both very hurt by Teresa’s choices. She also says things were going on behind the scene that were not shown that caused the issues with her and Teresa. I knew there had to be something because they were went from fine to fuck you over two episodes.
Before I even start, I have to comment on Melissa’s face. She has lost a lot of weight, and I have no idea where she had to lose it from, but her face is sunken in because there is no fat there. These women who want to be a size zero no matter what their height are going to age horribly in the face with no fat smooth out the wrinkles. What they don’t seem to understand is these collagen injections they have shot into their face, “fillers” as they refer to them, are necessary because the natural fat in their faces is all gone.
Andy starts right in on Melissa with the hard questions we all want to know. “Why did she love Kathy and Rosie last season when they stood up for her, but this season she has dropped them like a box of rocks? “ Well that is an interesting mixed metaphor, but Melissa doesn’t seem to care for the question. She says “why do you think I dropped them like a box of rocks?” Then she gives the “we just grew apart” speech. Followed by the “they’re like family to us” before realizing that they are family to her and changing her wording.
“Why did Joe tell Teresa what Rich said? Was he trying to stir the pot?” No. She was going to see it anyway.
In a hilarious moment, Andy asks Bevy what 2016 fashion trend needs to end. Bevy says the off the shoulder look. Then looks to her right and says, “Oh, except for you.” #ShadeByBevy #TruthMoment
Someone calls in with the most ridiculous cross between a Jersey accent and a valley girl. She sounds fifty. And she says she is just “Sooooo over it” with Teresa being shady A F with the Rosie and Kathy drama. I think her question was when will it stop? Melissa says that Teresa feels they are not genuine and it’s for other reasons. Bevy says she would want people to reach out if she was in prison. Andy points out that they weren’t on her list. Melissa says she wasn’t either but she wrote a lot of letters and sent a lot of pictures. Really? I’m not sure I believe that. Didn’t we see her talking about not having any contact with Teresa until she got out?
They look much better in this photo than they did on TV.
TamaraTattles won’t be able to recap tonight’s premiere of Don’t Be Tardy until Saturday due a million scheduling conflicts. I hope they push this and do it back to back with Manzo’d. Half hour shows totally mess up my schedule.
I’m going to have to try and get through of this as quickly as possible because…..miles to go before I sleep.
Oh my God. I was adding tags and categories and listening without watching. I looked up and what the hell is going on with Kim? I have never seen her look this ridiculous? What is that thing on her head? Nene has better wigs than this? I cannot believe what I am seeing!
Andy asks if there is a name for what is happening on her head. Well he says wig, but oh my GAWD. She says she wants him to name it. It’s a brand new wig. Andy is now in a bind and probably wishes he’d never asked this. I would call it sheep dog. Brielle is the bartender. She is 19 so it’s a milk bar. She has an unrecognizable face and tons of spackle on her face.
Andy tries to get Kim to admit she has a new nose. She won’t her top lip is huge. I am sad to see it’s come to this. Continue reading
This is going to be a long, long post because there are two Bravolebs tonight. So forgive me if I try to make it as short as possible and don’t feed you every detail. Please fill in any interesting things I leave out in comments for those who can’t watch the show.
Andy is dying to know if Kate is still a lesbian. She says “I’m single right now. And I’m not really preferential right now, it’s just about the person” The good news is she got some gay moves down pat before she goes to prison, should it come to that.
I can answer all the dumb wedding questions that Andy is asking Lu about the wedding. The Count and Jacques are both invited. They have met each other. Randy Raum will be doing her three wedding dresses. She is not going to register because they have everything they need. Donations to charities and American Cancer Society instead. She will be on a yacht for her honeymoon.
Luann’s dress needed a bold steam and looks a bit matronly, I think it might be the necklace. She needed to bust out one of her fabulous statement necklaces. I blame Amy Phillips for the lack of statement necklace tonight. Damn you Amy Phillips! I actually have a peridot and amethyst one I could have loaned her to compliment that burnt orange.
Luann hopes that she and Bethenny will be friends again. WHY? Luann, why???? Luann’s sister Renee is in the audience. She is wearing a statement necklace.
Andy has stopped posting pictures of the guests in time for bloggers to pull prior to air time. So now we get these fugly composites. One more irksome thing to add to the list about Andy. Wait, Sammy from Jersey Shore is a bartending with some other girl and they both co-host Siggy’s relationship show? Oh. I see now. This explains why the extent of Siggy’s relationship advice is the old adage about marriage being like a car you have to keep filled with gas. It’s all starting to make sense now.
Well the stupid composite is huge and I am not worth my time to resize so I’m just going with a Caroline photo. Of course Andy brings up the shade that Caroline threw at Teresa tonight. Siggy covers her ears and makes a super annoying screeching sound after that. Andy basically has to tell her to stop. Andy mentions that Amy Schumer paid Caroline a compliment in her new book.
The poll question tonight is whose side are you on, Teresa’s of Kathy and Rosie? Obviously, Caroline loves Kathy and Rosie and says they are good people and she hopes that Teresa will realize that sometimes people get upset and say things they don’t mean and she hopes Teresa grows up and mends fences.
When Andy Cohen is the kindest, most respectable person on the WWHL stage, you know he has two truly loathsome guests. I’m going to focus on Bethenny because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the other guest. Should I need to refer to him, I’ll call him Cowpie. I can’t believe I am going to endure another half an hour with Bethenny, but let’s get this over with quickly.
Captain Obvious is the bartender. I am sure Minky will have a clever comment about this, but my mind has melted.
Bethenny loves Cowpie. He has her phone number. Then Cowpie and Andy both picked Jules as best dressed at the reunion. I wonder if Andy will address the rumor that E! started today that Jules has decided not to return. I hope that is not true, I will miss her.
Andy asks Bethenny, now that she has has time to collect her thoughts, is there anything she would like to say that she didn’t get a chance to at the reunion about Luann. This is an opportunity to make amends of sorts it would seem. Bethenny has claimed she was very sick at the reunion and given other excuses for her behavior. She has seen the backlash for two episodes. And by the way I checked her Twitter before starting this and she was retweeting people who were praising her behavior. It’s clearly mental illness and I am not saying that lightly but with all seriousness.
Bethenny responds, “I think Luann’s despicable and tragic behavior speaks for itself. I think that coming in to sort of get the stench off of you and on to someone else was just a complete falsehood. I was sick that day, I had strep and a 102 degree fever and I felt like I was hit with a two by four, like I was crawling out of a hole that I don’t know why someone dumped me in. It was crazy. That was really crazy and you and I talked later and you said ‘we would have liked to have seen more of the fun and light Bethenny,’ and I said ‘That I’m cheating…or that I’m with someone who is cheating and it could affect their entire family and flush through an entire press cycle? Yeah, No, I’m not in that much of a good mood, I’m gonna SHUT IT DOWN. I needed, I mean I was going to ask you for a lie detector test at that point.”