Demetria is sitting first chair. That is what I wanted to see. I am glad Andrew, RECOGNIZED, because as some little twat just posted I am biased as hell to Demetria (and Geneva!). For anyone else who is unclear about how a blog works, I give my opinions here. And my opinion is that Demetria and Geneva rock. Don’t agree? You can give your lame reasons for liking the loud obnoxious drunk chicks in comments. Unless you are banned from commenting, in which case you can suck it! And for those of you who prefer the Louds, things always go to hell in season two and my favorites never fail to disappoint, so if you can hang on til then, I may change my mind.
Moving on… Andy begins by throwing shade at Mica. Her “equine mating call” which I ever so delicately declined to mock on my recap tonight is the drinking “word.” Melyssa is new. As in brand new, if you know what I mean, and she doesn’t realize shade is even being thrown because that is how Andy roles. He really should NOT have put her in the middle of the Prouds. Then Andy takes the shade farther so the clueless Loud gets it. He suggests that when we hear the equine mating call, that we drink until we flash our lady bits at an Uptown Magazine party. #ShadyBoots
Next on Andrew’s list is the video vixen herself, Melysssa. Andy clearly wants to sit next to me in the Team Proud bleachers. Andy plays a clip of Sisqó’s Thong Song Video despite his indications that Melyssa did not want him to do so. #PalmTreeOShade . Melyssa pretends to be embarrassed rather than, you know actually being embarrassed. Continue reading
Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams in Happier Times.
I’ve been so (good!) busy lately that I have not really told you guys everything there is to tell about a huge drama that has been going on in the Big Apple between Wendy Williams, Bethenny Frankel and Andy Cohen. Well today, the battle has been won by Wendy Williams and I am ready to spill all the tea as Bethenny Frankel’s talk show has been cancelled after just one (kinda lousy) season.
Let’s start with Wendy Williams point of view. I’ve been harsh at times with Wendy (even though she has mentioned tamaratattles.com on her show before #ChateauSheree) because for a while there she was reporting gossip from a site that shall not be named frequently that has a history of making up outrageous stories for drama/page views. But lately, I have found her show to be a really fun watch. Wendy is established in the NYC daytime talk circuit and pulls commendable ratings. She is humble, relates well to her audience and is extremely good at giving advice on the fly during her ask Wendy segments. She also had a great relationship with Andy Cohen and frequently booked his WWHL guests when they were in town. Continue reading
It’s time to see what foolishness Brandi Glanville will spout tonight on WWHL. Oh, and BTW, this is my 2000th post on Tamara Tattles! I was going to do a post about it and might still do one later if I ever get a moment to breathe! As it is, it’s 11 pm again and I am still “at the office” and need to be inserting batteries in all the flashlights that are dead, before the power goes out. We are expecting an inch of ice on the power lines by tomorrow night. Oh Joy. So if I am offline for awhile I am probably freezing to death without heat in my ghetto shack.
Andy says to send your kids to bed before watching this and reminds the person on the censor button to be on high alert. Jenny gets first chair over Brandi!!! Andy starts by claiming that Jenny told Barbara Walters to shut up on The View today. I didn’t get that. Jenny says she didn’t tell her to shut up. What I saw was Jenny trying to get Brandi out from under Barbara’s deep questioning about her drinking problem. You can read my recap of Brandi’s appearance this morning here. As if it was not obvious that Andy is driving the anti Lisa storyline bus, the drinking word tonight is Lisa. I wonder how she got the shit edit this season, I thought Andy adored her and Giggy. Maybe someone thought dirtying up her image a touch would make for better ratings? If so I strongly disagree. But it would make her behavior on the Vanderpump Rules Reunion show make sense. Sort of.
Andy tell Brandi that Kenya Moore had some choice words for her on WWHL. Brandi responds with, “Kenya whore?” Andy rolls the clip of Kenya calling Brandi and assclown. Brandi says that she agrees with her that her comments about black people were assholish but she still thinks that “Kenya needs some…..something. With the dark, dark makeup, it’s like really ashy and weird.” Andy says that Brandi apologized for a minute (no, no she didn’t do any of you fools know what an apology sounds like?) and then she went back there. Brandi says she learned that from Vanderpump. Andy says they will talk about Lisa in a minute.
First, Andy has to play the entire reel of Lisa bashing that was played on the show tonight. Boy, he is really driving this home.
A “bombshell montage” from tonight’s Vanderpump Rules. Then a montage of Kristen bashing. Brandi says that Vanderpump Rules is her favorite scripted show on television. Andy doesn’t seem to like that. Continue reading
I am so looking forward to this show. With Phaedra cancelling and Kenya filling in, this will be delicious. Plus I love Wayne Brady! LOL At Andy’s intro, “It’s one shady lady and one Wayne Brady.” OMG the bartender is Artie Thompson the crazy gay event planner from Chef Roble! I love this episode already! I hope everyone votes in the poll that Nene started all the dayum drama. It should be a landslide of votes against a handful of dumbasses. Andy says the ladies all blamed Kenya for charging Christopher. Let’s put him in the dumbass category too. They said she charged Natalie, which Kenya carefully explains didn’t happen either. Do we need to roll tape again? Andy says that Nene said she was wearing a diaper and Kenya retorts. “At least I can fit in a child’s diaper, not an adult diaper like some of us.”
Andy says that last week Kenya tweeted that Brandi Glanville was an ass clown. Really I missed that. Kenya says that “Well she’s an idiot really. She went after me in her blog after I said how ignorant her comments were about black people not being able to swim, so that’s why she is an ass clown.” Has Wayne Brady really never heard the expression ass clown? Weird. Continue reading
Andy has provided some stunt bottles to break over Jax’s head throughout the show. Andy asks Lisa is there if any one thing Jax said that irritated her the most. She said everything irritated her, but the part where he was arguing with Kristen and said, “You came twice sweetheart!” was the worst and she clobbers him with a bottle.
Poll question: Do you think Jax is a douchebag? 84% say yes.
Jax has been tweeting today that the show was hard to watch and he knows he is going to get attacked on the show. Andy plays the scene of the Tom and Jax outside where Tom is looking for a shred of remorse and finds none. Lisa smacks him on the head with a bottle. Jax says it was hard to watch the scene. The place I paused the DVR to type is stuck on Andy who is looking at Jax with a serious, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” expression. Jax says he feels like a piece of shit. Lisa says, “Just because you look bad, not because of what happened.” Jax says at the time all he cared about was pleasing himself. Lisa says, “That’s exactly what you should have done, pleased yourself and we wouldn’t be going through all this.”
Lisa says she is the only person who had known about them hooking up for a year. She says to be honest I knew it would be so explosive if it ever came out that she hoped they would just keep on lying. Lisa breaks another bottle over Jax’s head. Andy asks Lisa how she knew. She says, “Why don’t you ask Jax?” Jax says he doesn’t know how she knew. She says he told her business partner and he told her. Jax said, ”Why would I tell him?” and Andy moves on. Continue reading
MJ looks fantastic on Watch What Happens Live tonight in a hot black jumpsuit (no corset). The other guest is Bobby Moynihan from SNL. Also, MJ seems fairly sober. The hot bartender is an NFL player, Justin Tuck. It looks like MJ picked up an new Allah necklace in Instanbul. I quit wearing mine after 9/11 I guess it is safe to pull it out of the lockbox to wear again now. The more I watched the show the more perplexed I became over MJ’s jumpsuit. I wish Andy would have made her stand up? Is the gold trim made from bullets? Continue reading
Cynthia Bailey is on tonight’s Watch What Happens Live and I am dying to see if Apollo’s Arrest is mentioned on the show or if Andy turtles. STOP THE PRESSES! Why is La La Anthony in the first chair? That is NOT OKAY, Andrew. Dayum. Also, I am not a fan of Cynthia’s hair tonight. Is it just me?
Wow, Andy starts right in with the Apollo arrest. I am surprised. He says he is going to ask Cynthia’s take on that in a minute but first he has to address Nene’s mullet lingerie. Then we get a replay of the party for Mr. President. Andy plays a clip from next week’s episode showing Cynthia and Kandi arguing. Then he asks La La a bunch of Kardashian questions. No one cares.
Andy asks Cynthia about Apollo’s charges. I mean really what is she supposed to say? Cynthia says she does not like to call people when she hears bad news. Cynthia says that Peter did call Apollo earlier today to check on him and he said that Apollo said they were taking care of things. Cynthia says, “Hopefully everything will work out.” Dayum, this would have been a good night for Kenya to be on WWHL. Continue reading
Sorry for the delay y’all. I’m in a narcoleptic phase and I just hit the wall last night with the RHOA post. Blood Sweat and Heels will be up shortly. But first I am dying to see this episode of WWHL.
Nene and Phaedra are there in the audience. Nene has been in NYC this week for some reason. Phaedra has to go with Apollo to keep him from cheating, I assume. Also, Todd’s mom is there. Why? And Andy’s beard is gone.
The poll question is who would you rather out of the men?
Andy asks Todd what his reaction was to seeing all the drama about him? Todd says it was a little tough. Todd says he has always been cool with Christopher and Natalie. He says he dated Natalie’s friend in high school and they later reconnected in their twenties and neither one of them had anything.
Next we revisit the Apollo and Kenya sexting scandal that never happened AGAIN. Apollo says that he loves his wife, and then repeats the foot in his mouth comment that Peter told him never to say! He says he loves his wife and he would never step outside of his marriage, but if he wanted to he could have. Oh Apollo. Continue reading
Watch What Happens Live returns Sunday with all of the husbands from Real Housewives of Atlanta. I think all of these guys have set aside individual differences and come together as a group of people going through the same experience together, I hope Andy asks them about Kordell. Monday Kim Richards returns to the clubhouse. I wonder why? She’s not a very exciting guest. Does she have a major storyline role next week? We shall see. Other Bravolebrities coming soon are Reza and MJ (but not together) as well as Cynthia Bailey, Yolanda Foster and Stassi Schroeder. Click through for the full listing of unusual pairings for January and tell me what you will be tuning in for. Continue reading
Nothing gay about this picture!
Well this should be interesting It’s Watch What Happens Live with Kristen Doute and Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules! Dr. Jenn from Couples Therapy is the bartender! Andy starts with all the Tom on Tom makeout session from the spin the bottle game that I did not recap. He says I love how upset you guys pretended to be. Tom says, “There is a lot of pretending, we have to go back to those acting classes.” Hey Tom, way to throw shade right back Andy about his fake reality shows!
Wow Andy has footage of these two on something called 23 Minutes to Sunrise acting together. Andrew, is it really wise to tell the casual viewers who may still suspend disbelief and think this show is reality that everyone on the show is a wanna be actor? No, No it is not.
Sidenote: Both Tom and Kristen look STUNNING on this show. I have never seen either one look so attractive. Then again, it’s Monday and I have been blogging or working on blog projects for more than 12 hours straight so I am delusional. Don’t mind me. Continue reading
Oh Lord. This should be good. Nene is in a short black and white dress that she claims is Valentino. It looks lovely on her. Two gay comics are the bartenders and the audience is apparently filled with their loud drunken fans. Andy makes fun of Nene’s weird braided hair headband.
Andy asks Nene about Kenya saying her boyfriend bought her a Bentley. Nene and Andy have a good chuckle over that. Nene says she loves Mal and how she flies in to stir up trouble and then flies away. Nice. Nene. Cynthia is your only friend on the show you have and the trouble she is stirring up is her marriage. So glad you love Mal so much.
Oh lord. The poll question is as result of Phaedra’s kid puking. Which of the ATL housewives would you puke on. Really Andy? REALLY?
Andy is not going to ask Nene too many questions because he is a wuss, so he is going to let callers and tweeters ask the question he has selected so it doesn’t look like it is coming from him.
Nene makes a point to say she is the ONLY guest. There was a montage of Nene calling Porsha a bad friend. Andy asks how she and Porsha are now. She says, “Oh we are fine. I love Porsha. She just have a lot to learn.” And I’m thinking I hope Porsha doesn’t need to learn subject verb agreement because Nene sure as shit can’t help her there. Continue reading