I’m irritated as hell by that episode of RHONJ. I feel like I almost have to defend Jim Marchese. Sure he was being a little bitch but he sent Bobby into the bathroom to hide for the whole episode?
I may not say much about this episode. But I wanted to give you guys a place to comment.
Andy points that the new Wakile house has a turret as do most of the RHONJ homes. This seems to be a real housewives thing. Chateau Sheree’s is pretty much all turrets are not many rooms in the whole monstrosity that are not circular. And Kim Zolciak’s house is a turret fest as well. Clearly these people have never tried to decorate a round room. It’s a PITA. One round room is fine. 17 round rooms is a problem. See my walk thru of Chateau Sheree here.
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I’m already irked by the Below Deck people. Just because I know Andy is not paying enough attention to this show.
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I just remembered something happened to my DVR on Tuesday I don’t have Dance Moms (sssh don’t talk about it I am going to on Demand it, maybe next, but I am everso tired…) and I may have missed an episode of MDLLA. I swear Comcast sucks ass when it comes to recordings.
Anyway that eye brow guy from the Singles Project is the bartender. I haven’t watched that mostly because Comcast sucks and if I knew when it was on I would tape it. I’ve caught a random episode here and there and it looks decent. I liked eybrow guy with the first guy he was with that was sort of swirly middle easternery. I don’t know why they are not still together. Also, Andy is offering up Josh Flagg to eyebrow guy. I must have missed what happened to Josh’s BF too. The gay male relationship world moves fast if you are not paying attention.
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Sorry, I just sort of love this pic…. ShadeByAndy
The new guest listings are out for WWHL. Is it me? Or are we in a lull? I’m starting to think I just have a stank attitude this week. Everything just seems very ho hum with nothing exciting going on… What do y’all think of the new updates to the guest lists. Also, do you think Tara Reid regrets bailing on her episode with Joan Rivers a month or so back? She would have likely gotten trashed but it would have given her a lot publicity. Continue reading
Bravo announces the guest line-up through mid-September. I’m down with Tyson Beckford and Connie Britton and Craig Ferguson. It’s kind of odd that the only Bravolebrities for the next two weeks are from MDLLA. Why no RHONJ after the Florida trip? Continue reading
Andy and Wacha return from a summer break in the Hamptons Sunday night to fire up WWHL again. After getting several A listers on the show recently, this line-up seems like a bit of a dud. I don’t know who half these people are. Please let me know who some of the guests are, and if I should be watching!
On WWHL Nene texts Kim to tell her she has the same dress that Kim is wearing on the show. Andy points out that Kim now has two giant watermelons on her chest and comments on her new boobs. Kim says he will have to watch the show. Um, no, no we won’t Einstein. You have like triple Gs on your chest. It’s not a secret. Andy also points out that Kim has a whole lot of spray tan going on.
KIM IS DRINKING OUT OF A RED SOLO CUP ON WWHL WHERE THERE IS AMPLE BARWARE AVAILABLE. I am convinced she is doing this just to drive me over the fucking edge. Andy points out the faux pas, but Kim stubbornly maintains her right to be a redneck.
The Shady Shegull asks her the weirdest place she has had sex? Kim says anywhere and everywhere. Shady Shegull asks which RHOA has the worst wardrobe? She says Kandi.
Kim is asked about her parents and she says she has not and will not be speaking to them. She seems frustrated and sad to be asked every time she comes.
Andy is now selling shotskis on Shop By Bravo. Good Grief.
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Heather looks very thin. That was my first reaction. They start off talking about Robin Williams dying. The vault contained Terry on Bridalplasty and The Swan, he admits they were two of the cheesiest reality shows ever.
Terry says the upcoming scene where he goes off on David Beador was because he was told what happened before he saw what happened and he was amped up basically by someone *cough* production *cough*. David’s comment was rude, but he was drunk and it wasn’t that bad and nobody really heard it. Except for production. Heather says that a lot of things were conveyed through a game of telephone. Andy looks very nervous as these two tip toe around alluding to production interference. Andy is also very tan. Like Jersey Shore tan. Just thought I would throw that out there.
During a game, Heather says that Terry obsessively watches himself on Botched!
Heather is asked if she can see now that Tamra might have manipulated her for the last three years… Heather says that she and Tamra are friends. She thinks that things can get twisted but she doesn’t think Tamra lied to her. I am worried we are going to be set up for a reunion where Lizzie is outed as the liar. Please don’t let that happen. Continue reading
Well, this WWHL should be good. Jim is the drinking word! Right away David Arquette says the best part of the night was the whale vagina comment. Then Andy tries to get him to repeat the comment and they get it wrong. Because half the people who use the term douchebag don’t even know the literal meaning. Dina’s usage was so phenomenal I might even start to like her a little bit, ” Jim’s level of douchebaggery is so large it could clean a whale’s vagina.” Please don’t tell Caroline I am softening up a bit on Dina for that.
Amber jumps in to say that Dina doesn’t know him well enough to make that comment. Amber says to know Jim is to love Jim. Newsflash Amber: Your husband’s reputation for douchebaggery preceded the show. A quick Google search draws unprecedented numbers of responses. A trillion lawsuits including an intriguing one where someone was suspected to have been murdered before a shady business meeting that Jim was supposed to be at, allegedly. Continue reading
Sorry I am so late with this, things have been super busy, but I am dying to see Shannon Beador on WWHL! And get your take on it.
Um, Okay. Shannon has had work done, yes? She looks good. Andy asks about her new hair cut and she seems to still be getting used to her new edgier look. Andy immediately makes reference to Tamra comparing Bali to Tijuana. Shannon sort of sticks up for her saying that she was expecting the Bali from vacation sites and such and unfortunately Bali is a third world country. She says they drove around quite a bit and saw a lot of poverty. I hate the misuse of the outdated term third world country although I am sometimes guilty of it myself. It is a cold war era political term that has nothing to do with poverty. I digress, sorry. I was glad to hear they did a lot of driving around. Maybe something sunk in.
Moving on, Shannon is not in the top seat. I hate Andy’s new seating chart rules. Elizabeth Moss is asked to play Marry, Shag, Kill with Eddie, Brooks and Slade. She kills Brooks immediately and marries Eddie. I’m sorry, but I would have to kill Slade. I might even marry Brooks because I’m not sure anal sex with Eddie pretending I’m Tom would be very fulfilling no matter how hot he is. That’s a tough one, what would you do? Continue reading
Sorry, I just sort of love this pic…. ShadeByAndy
The latest WWHL guest listings are up. It looks like Terry Dubrow will finally get to sit on the tiny little stage instead of the audience. He must be so excited. What is going on with Bravo and the husbands? Why are they being treated like first class citizens all the sudden? And why isn’t Kroy going to be on with Kim? You know Andy has the hots for Kroy. Did I ever mention I don’t find Kroy attractive at all? He’s way too white for me. And I don’t do red heads. Well, I mean I don’t do red heads for long… Anyway. Click through for the listings. I find the lack of anyone confirmed yet for the 12th intriguing. I’m hopeful that means they have nearly confirmed something big. Like Elvis and Tupac. Continue reading
On tonight’s WWHL, we have a rare event with a husband in a guest chair! It seems to be a trend on RHONJ this season for the husbands to get a lot of air time. I sort of like it.
Andy asked Melissa who was at fault regarding the brawl. It was a 30 seconds on the clock sort of thing and Melissa didn’t want to do it. She said that Amber came in very strong , but Nicole was the first to pull hair and Melissa doesn’t think anyone should put their hands on anyone. Andy seemed pissed by her milquetoast response.
OMG they just showed a talking head of Jim from next week where he says he is trained as an attorney, if you mess with him he is going to sue you, he is going to leverage your house, he is going to drag you through three years of litigation, he is going to bleed you dry, he is going to humiliate you as I depose you for eight hours and make you my bitch. All of this in a tie, sweater vest and spectacles. It was one of the most hysterical things I have ever seen.
Melissa says she chose not to give the RHONJ any music this season. Andy seemed taken aback. Melissa says sometimes you show when I hit he note and sometimes he doesn’t. Also she has been working on her jewelry line. And also there are currently a bunch of beavers using her recoding studio as their personal nesting space. Allegedly. Continue reading