I know y’all don’t pay a lot of attention to Mob Wives posts, but I’ve been reading a lot of stuff today, and by gosh, I’m gonna post about it, so YOU are going to read it or get whacked. When we last didn’t care about the Mob Wives, it was Valentines Day And Ramona Rizzo was playing to marry Joseph “Joe Boy” Sclafani in June. It was supposed to be lavish event with 500 of her closest friends. That did not happen. You see Joe Boy, finally got his prison August 17th. Ramona sat tearfully in the front during sentencing. So now he is headed to the federal pen to serve 15 years for cocaine trafficking. Continue reading
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It’s the season finale of Couples Therapy and we pick up with Joe Francis running like a little girl after throwing water on Heather. Joe continues to call everyone trash. Joe is on his high horse about Dustin not wearing shoes in the house. There are lots of houses where taking your shoes off at the door is customary. In the south we go barefoot all summer! I don’t get how this is a problem.
Joe is running around the house saying he is the only one bringing in any ratings. Abby stands up for Joe blindly. The two decide to leave the house two days early. Thank God.
Meanwhile FF goes to the florist to buy them out of flowers for Liz and Dustin goes to buy a bracelet for Heather as a sign of his commitment. Chingy and Temple are set to go on a date but they are bickering like crazy. Chingy is on his phone (probably talking to his real girlfriend) and this is pissing Temple off. I thought they used to take away their phones and not allow Internet or alcohol in the house. Continue reading
Couples Therapy this season is the wildest thing I have ever seen. This episode begins with Liz being forcibly taken to the hospital. Dr. Jenn calls a house meeting. Joe is off taking pictures of teenaged girls’ tits or being arraigned for something, Dr. Jenn takes the opportunity to essentially tell Abby that she needs to leave Joe. Continue reading
Sounds like Liz ODed in the house…this should be coming up in a future episode. but this week, the focus is mainly on Tyler and Catelynn.
LOL at Flava Flav braving the wilderness to get flowers for Liz. Continue reading
Other than Big Brother (coming soon!) this may be the show I actually missed while off the grid. So let’s see what I missed. …
There is ALCOHOL at the therapy house? Since when? They have never allowed this before. It sure looks like they are drinking and FF is smoking a big fat…um, cigar? Kidding not. He also thinks people choose to be gay. Trust me if I could CHOOSE to change teams I’d be all Meredith Baxter Birney after some of the men I have dated.
The next morning they show people getting out of bed. Most ALL of them are wearing clothes. For example Joe slept in camo pants and a t-shirt. Tyler appears to have slept in clothes too. Very odd this episode so far. Time for group. The topic is ‘trust’. They have to write down how much they trust each other. Chingy says 85% his girlfriend says 50%. Joe F says 90% (the 10% he says is due to bulimia) his girlfriend, Abby says 99%. She is lying because she is afraid of him. Liz says 75% she is lying too. FF doesn’t show his card, he just says he wrote the same number. Isn’t that amazing. I NEED TO SEE THE CARD! Tyler says 65% Kaitlynn says 100%. Continue reading
Remember when I insisted that everyone watch Couples Therapy? So, yeah, I forgot. But my DVR picked it up last night so It’s finally time! Meanwhile I read today on TMZ that Flava Flav’s last Chicken and Waffle franchise is about to go belly up. First up is Flava Flav and his fiancée they were together during all the Flava Flav shows where he was hooking up on TV. She says in her talking heads she has no access to money or bank accounts. Flava interrupts her to say that she does. She is crying like victim of domestic violence already, and as if on que, there it is the police incident report where he was arrested for domestic violence. This might be too serious to be funny. FF is already talking about frying chicken. I guess this is how the house catches on fire. I can’t decide if Flav is mentally ill or on drugs or both. Flav also refuses to be seen without the huge clock around his neck. Ever.
Tyler and Caitlynn are there for premarital therapy. They plan to get married soon after the taping is over. I haven’t heard that has happened yet. Supposedly, even keeled Tyler has a bad temper. I’ve never seen that before but I suppose with his genetic background it’s possible. Caitlynn has lied to Tyler in the past (when she was 16) and so they are claiming trust issues. I honestly believe these two are just there to earn money for their wedding. Flav almost immediately tells them that they should not have given up their child for adoption. Continue reading
OMG I LOVE COUPLES THERAPY! Season 3 begins Next Wednesday June12th at 10 on VH1. For the love of GAWD people, I implore you to set your DVRs. Then click through for the lowdown. Continue reading
Okay Mobwives people, can any of you explain why DR. DREW is the moderator for the foul language fest known as the Mobwives reunion? Didn’t Joy Behar try her hand at this once? I think she was better. I suppose someone thought they all needed a mental health professional to referee, but this is beyond odd.
I love how when Big Ang speaks, no one interrupts. Big Ang says that Love was wrong. Renee seems to think that Love was fine, but it was not the right time. Karen said basically that Love had to do what she had to do. Continue reading
Before we get to the lead story, here is a very quick recap of Mob Wives. Love goes to get her head examined. Love says that she was hit by an 18 wheeler and it cracked her skull. The doctor asks her if she has noticed a short temper. She starts listing all her violent episodes. Doctor writes furiously! The doctor basically tells her she has brain damage and to try not to beat people up. Karen and Ramona head back to Staten Island from Arizona. Drita goes to tell Carla that Love wants to kill her but Carla misses the point. Back at home, Ramona Rizzo plans her jailhouse wedding to Joe as if that is a perfectly normal thing to do. Renee spends time with AJ and tries to change her life. Love accuses Carla of stealing her angel logo. That’s about it.
On to the big news. It’s ironic that one of the storylines is about brand stealing. As it turns out, it’s Renee that may be in hot water for ripping off someone’s brand. Click through for the tea! Continue reading
Karen and Ramona are still in Arizona to deal with her ex and his girlfriend and also to play private detective and try to prove that her father is innocent and get him out of jail. Last week Karen said it was her and her brother who were the Ecstasy drug dealers, not her Dad. So if she gets him out, doesn’t that mean she and her brother go in? Also, they are just now opening his storage unit? Did they have someone check it for bodies before the cameras rolled? I’m thinking yes. Karen and Ramona are watching tapes for clues to help her father. The tapes are news reels and Karen is sitting right there in the courtroom. How is this new and helpful information? It’s not. So she decides to listen to taped calls between her father and his attorney. Wait, I thought she was looking for evidence to give his attorney. Is this making sense to anyone else? I need a Big Ang cooking scene about now. Karen finally gets it and has a meltdown. Ramona screams at her to get over herself.
Renee has safety issues. She is still thinking getting a $20,000 attack dog is a good idea. Clearly, she has never had a dog at all. Perhaps a poodle would give her some clarity. She also thinks she can take a couple of Krav Maga classes and defend herself. Unless she already knows boxing, wrestling, muay thai, and jiu-jitsu that is unlikely to happen. Gotta love “reality TV.” Perhaps afterward she can grab a bit to eat on the Georgia Tech campus and leave with an engineering degree. Continue reading
I’m a week behind on Mob Wives. I have no idea why EVERYTHING has to be on Sunday nights. Anyway, Renee is back in town and catching up on the gossip. It seems that Drita is back with Lee (Shocker!) and she is happy. For now. I love that the mob wives actually eat on the show. On the Real Housewives of Everywhere, you will notice that they very rarely eat anything at the dramatic dinners because they have to reshoot the scenes so many times. If you want to read about the details of filming a RHOA eating scene, read this article I wrote back in 2011. It’s very enlightening. Renee says she has moments where she wants a pill or a drink. She is going to try to stay away from the drama to protect her sobriety. We should start a betting pool on how long it will be before she has a front row seat to the drama. Will we make it through this entire episode?
Carla goes to the Drunken Monkey to tell Big Ang about her meeting with Raquel. Big Ang is planning a Christmas party with everyone. Carla is already planning to encounter drama with Love and Renee. It’s looking unlikely that Renee will make it through the episode drama free. There should be a drinking phrase for this show, “I don’t want no drama.” We would all be drunk ten minutes in.
Love and Karen are an Italian grocery. Karen is going out to Arizona to see Dave and check out the girlfriend situation. Karen is also wanting to get down with the swirl. Her business partner, Storm, calls and asks her out to dinner. Storm has a grill on his lower teeth that is distracting to say the least. They both have daughters. Karen is impressed that he is not in the mob. Should that be on my list of requirements for men? “Not in the mob?” I had not considered that. Continue reading
Well here is a sweet Valentine’s Day love story. Ramona Rizzo from Mob Wives is getting married! She’s not going to let the fact that her true love is incarcerated and has at least ten more years to do on some cocaine trafficking charges stand in the way of a big fat Italian wedding! She’s planning a ceremony in June (which I assume is when filming for Mob Wives starts back) and inviting 500 guests. Apparently the groom will phone it in from the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center according to Page Six. Continue reading