Due to all the Real Housewives of Orange County drama this past week, I am two weeks behind on recapping Couples Therapy. For that reason, I’m going to just hit the highlights of the last two shows.
The main drama in the first episode will surround Joe’s return. Janice starts the interrogation on Joe the second he walks into the house. Joe says he doesn’t hit women. Joe is slick as an ice rink. I feel stupid for finding him attractive. Yet, I can’t help myself. They tangle about child rearing of all things.
Things go a bit better with Carmen. Joe says he never said anything to Janice about how they have sex. Joe said the only question he has was regarding Adrian’s sexual orientation. For the record, Carmen says Adrian is straight.
In the second episode, Joe and Kaylin have a deep conversation. Kaylin tells Joe that when he walks out on her it feels just like when her own father walked out on her. Continue reading
Who is ready for more Couples Therapy! Not me.I was just thinking I could go to bed because nothing was on and DVR fired up. I ran like 3 hours of errands today, mostly in the car and I came home exhausted and feeling headachy and blah. I have really got to stop blogging 24/7 and get some walking in. I have no stamina these days. Anyway, tonight Joe and his not exactly girlfriend come back in the house.
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Janice is already stirring up Adrian to go after Joe when he gets back. Because, Janet. Meanwhile, today’s Group Therapy is also a shit stirring session. Dr. Jenn asks them to call out who they think is not engaged in treatment and who is not opening up. Each person has to call someone else out. Carmen says she wants to hear Big Ang discuss the good qualities about Neil. Dr. Jenn asks Rocky (who is the Neil in his relationship) what he thinks and he says he is repulsed by all the negativity and he found out that Neil handles all of Big Ang’s social media and clearly he is a good guy. Big Ang went off and said that Neil helped her with social media for a very short time and he stopped doing it. Gee, I wonder why. Now she hires someone to do it. Big Ang is really awful to Neil which is what Dr. Jenn points out. Dr. Jenn asks Big Ang if she wants to her to give her scissors so that she can just cut his balls off now. Big Ang cries and apologies to Neil. Wow, Big Ang and Neil have a very sweet moment. Continue reading
It’s time for Couples Therapy again! Oh wait, it was actually time for it last night but I fell asleep during Empire and didn’t wake up until 15 hours later. I’m still exhausted but I want to see what foolishness I missed before napping. First, I have to copy everyone’s name over to the tags section, because I still don’t really know who these idiots are.
So as I was doing some formatting, I stopped the DVR and it landed on the shopping list. It sure looks to me as if this shopping list was all written in the same handwriting. On that basis, I say that #tampongate is completely producer driven. Who is shocked? Dr. Jenn comes to mediate the whole situation. Apparently, the way to handle the problem is to approach each of the ladies and ask them if they did it. If it was a joke, why would they not ask the guys if they did it? Why do we have know which females in the house are cycling and which are not? And of course, Janice is very offended that anyone would do such a thing. Which is a pet peeve of mine, being offended on behalf of someone else. Kaylin is the last person we ask, because, made up production storyline.
Kaylin and Joe don’t know, so how could either of them be the prankster? Kaylin did write tampons on the list, but the only reason it under Carmen’s name is because it was at the bottom of the page. Again, all storyline. What chick goes to live in a house for a week or two and does not bring alone some tampons. Such a ridiculous storyline, and production themselves is calling attention to the transgender person in every episode because transgender is the new drag queen. So now of course Carmen wants to discuss things in group so she can tell Joe. Continue reading
It’s time for a new season of Couples Therapy. Let’s meet the new couples!
Big Ang and Neil Murphy
Big Ang is one of only two people I know this season. If you don’t know her, she’s from Mob Wives. She and Neil are the first to arrive. Big Ang is not thrilled to be there even before she gets in the house. They’ve been married for six years. Ang seems upset that her husband is a garbage man, he’s lazy and he lies. Their story seems to be that Big Ang is an abusive wife and Neil is the victim in the relationship
Scott and Jaclyn Stapp
Scott is the lead singer of CREED. Jaclyn is his wife. Scott has had a very serious issues with drugs. He had a drug relapse last year and had a total break from reality. Jaclyn filed for divorce. Scott was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. He is really trying to stay sober.
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Carmen Carrera and Adrian Torres
Carmen Carrera is transgender. Because transgender is the new black. Adrian has two daughters from a previous relationship. They are married. She did not start to transition until after the marriage. Prior to that she was living as a man by day and her female self at night. Adrian is apparently freaked out that she is transitioning and growing breasts. Wait, I thought he was a straight guy. What straight guy doesn’t like breasts? He cheated when she began transitioning. I think Carmen was on RuPaul’s Drag Race. That may mean I can get Lady Cocotte to do these reaps. Carmen is nervous that people will find out she is transgender and judge her. Continue reading
Mob Wives returned this month and I have not seen a single episode. I used to watch and blog about the show but it didn’t get many views. I was not thrilled with the addition of the Philly mobsterettes last season, particularly Natalie Guercio. She was the one with the kid and the mortuary business and the boyfriend named London Rene who wanted the party life while she wanted the white picket fence stable home for her kid.
Well, according to TMZ, the lovely couple was at a club in Brooklyn called Output when some dude that London knew decided to slice him up with a box cuter. He sliced down the right side of his head, his arm and a slice to the gut. Continue reading
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We return for the finale to Jenna wigging out because she is going to Vegas to visit her mother’s grave for the first time. Maybe the reason she couldn’t find it on her own is because it’s not in California? Jenna’s first reaction is that she never knew her birthday. That could also would have made it hard to find. Jenna starts spilling her heart out to her mother. She thanks her for watching over her all these years. This season has been a bit of tear jerker season between Jenna, and Dick and Treach… Jenna says it is the beginning of a new chapter in her life.
Juan says he is much happier with Nikki now that they have been through therapy. He and Nikki lie in bed and he is telling her how happy he is. He says, “I feel hope.” She corrects him and says, “hopeful.” This is Nikki to a T. She isn’t hearing what he is saying, she’s just correcting his grammar unnecessarily. In her talking head, Nikki seems to think they have made a lot of progress.
Sadly Treach and Cicely have taken a giant step back
since the last time we saw them. Apparently, someone related to Cicely has been staying in their house while they were gone. They bleeped a lot of it but from the gist of things, the person staying there has allowed some lowlife to stay there with her. Treach seems unfairly pissed at Cicely for this. He is mad because Cicely found out yesterday and she is just now telling him. She didn’t tell him yesterday because his father was there and they had just gotten to a good place. Treach is losing his mind over this random chick being in his house. Cicely calls Dr. Jenn. Continue reading