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Kristen Doute Has New Tattoo And A New Man(?) Maybe.

Kristen Doubt new tattoo

The Pumpkids sure do like their Periscope. Since I don’t have a cell phone, and I have literally lost one of two wireless land line phones and the one I do have doesn’t ring anymore, I am not the person to explain Periscope to anyone. I picture it as someone just walking around with their cell phone in one hand going through life with one available hand to do things with so that people can watch them doing things. Or something.

I really can’t judge the participants in this activity since as I type I am listening to random conversations of idiots locked in a house trying to be the sole survivor.  I’ve been doing way more feeds watching than anything else. Banjo is about over the very strange hours we are keeping, with potty breaks all around at 4 am.

Anyway, my favorite periscoper sends me updates on the kids constantly. So I thought I’d give you all the Kristen news, because life can be dreary for some of us between Kristen seasons. It appears that she and Carmen, one of Jax’s (shut up Eric, I never know what to do when the word ends in X) exes have gotten the matching tattoo above.  Because, Kristen. Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor is in Jail in Hawaii

This WAS the view from Jax's window in Hawaii

This WAS the view from Jax’s window in Hawaii

It would not be a good season of filming Vanderpump Rules if Jax didn’t get arrested. As I mentioned the “pumpkids” are in Hawaii filming one of their drunken trips. And TMZ is reporting that Jax is in jail on a felony theft charge for stealing a pair of sunglasses.  Because, Jax.

The most surprising part of this news is that my inbox is not full of periscopes I can’t view of the actual incident  because these folks have been Instagramming and periscoping the entire trip.

Oddly, Jax’s Twitter line has been full of shoutouts thanking people for all the freebies on the trip.  Apparently, he just had to have a new pair of expensive sunglasses. Continue reading

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Tea From My Inbox on RHOA, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH

TEA1

Good Morning! Well okay, it’s morning somewhere and one of those places is Tamara Land. Tamara Land is very near to I Don’t Give A Fuck Land, that glorious country ruled by Chay. We share similar philosophies and governing rules. Currently, it remains hot as fuck in Tamara Land, it’s 80 degrees in the majority of the land despite central air, and a cooler 75 in dark cave. In the cave days and nights cease to exist, one sleeps during the heat and rises with the cooler air. Responsibilities go ignored. Hiding under the sheets is a prime activity. But the mail still runs. And the tea continues to roll in. So here is the Daily Tea from Tamara Land.

RHOBH

I’ve received two bits of info about RHOBH real estate. First of all, Mohammed Hadid is now facing criminal charges (misdemeanor) over the building of his Beverly Hills megamansion.  For many, many, months Mohammed has been defying all construction laws and building whatever he wants regardless of all of the stop work orders. He’s starting to remind me of certain Chateau builder in Atlanta. He even has built an underground movie theater under the monstrosity.  He appealed all the violations the city has charges him with recently and lost. Now the city attorney is in charge of filing criminal charges against him. In true Chateau form, Mohammed had taken his name off the title and put it in a shell LLC with a Virginia attorney named as the Company executive. He should be in court next month. [Source] Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Update: Guess Who Just Got Engaged.

 

 

PumpRules Katie and Tom (2)Vanderpump Rules has been filming for a bit and SHOCKER!  Katie’s Tom apparently proposed about 15 minutes ago. Um no one is shocked. But is that the ring? I am not mocking it at all but it doesn’t look like a diamond, which is fine, but generally they get a promotional consideration for the ring and especially on this show, one would think… It may be a topaz. So Mazel!

In other Vanderpump Rules, my periscope friend says that my hero, Kristen and her newest toy James are broken up! Will both be filming? Probably. But a single Kristen and an engaged Katie could be fun!

I can’t wait!

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Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor Has a New Girlfriend

Pump Rules Jax and Brittanny

Having allegedly slept with all the willing women in a three state radius of Los Angeles, it seems that Jax is importing fresh meat. Meet Brittany Cartwright. Brittany is a lovely young woman from Kentucky. She says that the newest triple crown winner was born in hometown. After spending a week or so with Jax a couple weeks ago, she is back on a plane to LA to see him again after heading back to Kentucky for the Belmont Stakes.

I have no idea how this poor young girl crossed paths with Jax but things seem to be moving at warp speed with the couple. Or you know, the usual speed with Jax. I’m sure he already has a new tattoo.

Brittany was in town previously when Jax had a lot going on. His mother was in town for the weekend to celebrate her 60th birthday, Jax is having some stuff done to his muscle car, it was Scheana’s 30th birthday and they ran into Chrissy Teigen at PUMP! Oh and Jax was also recovering from yet another nose job that he refers to as a tune-up since he “ran into a door” after the last one. Continue reading

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Celebrate Good Times, Come On! No More Stassi!

Pump Rules Kiss and tell Stassi

TMZ is reporting that Stassi Schroeder was NOT asked back to Vanderpump Rules for their next season! It’s about time for a little good news around here!  I’m a little worried because they seem to be quoting Lisa Vanderpump without the quotes while she is out of the country, and they have been so wrong about some stories lately, but I want to believe this!

Because if true, this is GLORIOUS news.  Kristen wins again. Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules: Secrets Revealed #Eyeroll

Pump Rules finale pink motel

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that no secrets will be revealed tonight. I plan on having a snack while blogging, which is impossible if something is actually going to happen. These “secrets revealed” shows used to have new footage and show outtakes and shit but lately it’s just more reunion crap we have already heard three times.

Secret One: Jax is a douche satchel who gets chick’s name tattooed on him.
Secret Two: Kristen is obsessed with Sandoval.
Secret Three: LVP has three restaurants and works hard.
Secret Four: Peter’s edit for this season is loser who can’t get laid.
Secret Five: The Toms love each other, and themselves, and having  pictures made of themselves. Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2: Beating Dead Horses to a Bloody Pulp

Vanderpump Rules - Season 3

For some reason at exactly 8 pm Banjo needs to go out, the phone rings, three people start emailing me crap, and 20 moderated people start a posting frenzy and the creepy Gaybor starts standing in the yard tripping on drugs of one sort or another so I am quite far behind getting started with this reunion.

But let me try to move on through the first bit. Stassi is back looking sort of pregnant in her picnic tablecloth dress. Which is rather appropriate as she is sitting next to Katie who actually IS pregnant. And the two are whining about the end of their friendship which I think should be celebrated with a sparkling non-alcoholic beverage while we all move on to something we might actually care about.

Stassi is sorry now. She is sorry now that she has no friends. Katie is not having it. Swartz goes in on Stassi. Scheana and Sandoval also go in on her.  Stassi doesn’t see anything wrong with any of her behavior.

Jax got a tattoo that he admits is a hybrid of Stassi and Carmen. It actually looks like Stassi only one side of the face is all ghoulish. I dunno how else to describe it. I spent way too much time trying to find a photo. Jax is ridiculous. He wants us to know he doesn’t care how stupid we all think it is because he likes it.  The weirdest part is I think there was already some sort of huge tattoo there to start with.

Is this reunion going to just be about Stassi?  Now it’s about Lisa and Stassi. I can’t be bothered to care about this. Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: I Was Bored

Pump RUles ReUnion

Sorry for the delay. I was otherwise occupied last night and unavailable for recapping.  I am currently about a 398 on a 1- 10 anger scale and not particularly in the mood to recap but since it appears this anger is  not going anywhere and I’ve got to go forward and get some work done today. So here goes.  Oh look the Gaybor has taken to patrolling our fence line where I am doing my spring planting. He is threatening a privacy fence. Oh no, please not a privacy fence! How would I live without the view of your lawn furniture and shanty houses! God this day is annoying as fuck.

Lisa

Seems furious with Stassi and not as pissy with Kristen.

Jax

Jax says he has no idea of the status of things with Carmen. He last saw her last night.

Andy says there is no difference between Jax’s old nose and the new one. Andy asked if his nose caved in from coke.

There is discussion of Jax and Carmen’s breakup. Andy said that he offended Carmen when she came up to him at an event and said she was Jax’s girlfriend and he said, “Well, that’s a very long list.”  Andy seems surprised that that would offend a young woman. Jax says he is not looking to settle down.

Andy asks about the girl he banged in the bathroom in the hotel room that Tiffany “paid for.” Jax denies it. Schwartz tries to pretend like he doesn’t know what happened. Sandoval says it happened. No one believes Jax.

Andy asks if Jax has had any sexual relations with John. He says absolutely not. Andy says, but you kissed him. He says it was a peck. Andy says it seemed like a lot more than that. He said that John said he STILL loves Jax.  Andy says that Jax seems like the type that says a mouth is a mouth and a hole is a hole.  Andy should know this about Jax. Allegedly. Continue reading

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WWHL With Golnesa Gharachedaghi and Reza Farahan

 

WWHL GG Reza

 

I was thinking perhaps Reza’s whole Gay Ghandi thing might mean he was going to be edited as less of a prick this season. Well, that remains to be seen but people are not edited on Watch What Happens Live and he wastes no time in being a prick.

To be fair GG started it by talking about how the ring they showed on the show was not the ring the couple is currently using. It seems that something happened to that one and there is much smaller one in its place. At least that was the implication. Reza says he knows he will be uninvited to the wedding by the end of WWHL and GG is not being kind to the bride and groom either. It would appear that all of the rumors about Mike have resulted in pretty much no one speaking to him. I knew this back when filming was happening but I thought by now a year later that everyone had probably made up as the usually do. It would seem that did not happen. Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Dethroned

Pump Rules finale pink motel

Okay, it’s time for the finale so I am making some adjustments to recap this live. I took a shower, and put on clean jammies in honor of the first clean sheets night of 2015 (I’ve been sleeping on the couch mostly). After this and Shahs I will likey pile up in my nice clean bedroom for the night and deal with GiGi (and Reza I think, not Kristen :( ) in the morning/afternoon.

It’s time for the annual calendar shoot as all restaurants have each year. The location is cool this year. It’s The Pink Hotel which is so cute and 1950s that it would not surprise me if Lisa buys it before the episode is over.  James is super hot in the photo shoot. Yes, little Europeon boy James.  He photos very well.  I want those one piece 1950s swimsuits. Sort of. I mean if I have to wear a swimsuit.

Sandoval and Jax are always in a lovers quarrel for these things. Scheana just let Sandoval know that Jax is saying he slept with Miami girl.  that was sweet of her to do right before they have to pose together. Scheana tell Ariana what Jax said about Miami Girl on a break in filming but Ariana doesn’t believe Sandoval would lie or cheat. LOLOLOL. Um, okay. So he would cheat with you but now on you. I see.  Ariana says she texted with Tom all night.  She says that Facetime “didn’t work” in his hotel room.  Yeah, I dated a guy once whose IM that he was on all day long with me in town “didn’t work” on his work computer he took on business trips.  Scheana points out that Eddie would text Brandi a lot when they were dating. Ariana says she is not stupid and she is smarter tan anyone she ever met in her life.  Ariana tells Scheana  she is sure Tom didn’t cheat. Scheana wisely says she will not bring it up ever again. Continue reading

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Scheana Marie Shay on WWHL

WWHL With Scheana

I don’t think there will be much to report from this episode but I am checking it out just in case since we are so near reunion time.

After the vault with all of Scot Wolf”s Party of Five memories, Andy moves on to Vanderpump Rules. He plays all the mean stuff that Stassi said about Scheana’s wedding. Andy accidently says shit on live TV. It was bleeped.  Scheana says she doesn’t care what people think.

Andy seems to be drunk. He plays a clip of the finale like it’s some big deal we didn’t just see at the end of the last episode. Then he proclaims Vanderpump Rules to be the best show on television. Kristen and Rachel are tweeting about the story Jax told about them and the stripper incident being totally made up. Kristen is calling Jax a liar. The problem is Kristen, my dear girl, if you keep pointing out what a liar Jax is then your entire manipulation to get Jax to roll over on Sandoval is meaningless!  Focus your crazy, Kristen. Focus!

Scott Wolf is a little bit weird.  I don’t know how to explain it. Like too smiley and fake happy. Andy has had enough to drink to forget to mask his facial expressions. He doesn’t seem like a fan of Scott’s. Continue reading

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