I’m not sure we can survive another reunion show after last night but here we go again with Vanderpump Rules. Hopefully the arguing will be more humorous than that dreck last night. I may do this recap in broad strokes of hilarious quotes, I get the feeling there will be plenty.
Lisa Quotes:
(about Stassi)”She may reek of something but it’s not royalty.”
(to Scheana) “You will always be the mistress over the waitress to her.”
(about Scheana) “She rubbed sunscreen on him, not a condom.”
(to Stassi) “I’m sorry.” Continue reading »
Time for Vanderpump Rules. I had forgotten I had seen the “First Look” and was freaking out that this was last weeks show. So the big news is that Laura Leigh got a role in a Jennifer Anniston movie that was filming in North Carolina so she quit her job and SUR and flew off to be a star. Well not really. When I watched the first look I looked up the movie on IMdb and she does have a role but the part doesn’t even have a name. So don’t look for her name in lights anytime soon. Stassi’s minions make up with her now that Frank is gone and things seem to be going back to normal.
I have to just accept that I watch Vanderpump Rules and am sort of into it. There I said it. I am still pissed I never saw the Stassi getting dumped scene last week. I must catch that! Now on with the show!
After missing last week’s episode, I’m almost ready to get caught up on Vanderpump Rules again. It looks like Stassi is still with Frank. In fact they appear to be living together. Stassi apparently is one of those girls that has to have a live-in boyfriend at all times. Stassi and the minions have not made up. Overall, it seems that I’ve missed nothing.
Kyle Richards was on Watch What Happens Live with on of the brunette minions from Vanderpump Rules, Kristen. First, can we talk about the way Kyle dresses? She’s wearing some sort of disco jacket made out of silver sequins. Mauricio is the bar tender and says that he does not regret going after Brandi at the Moroccan restaurant because he was defending her friend. Kyle says the same thing about Camille’s outburst at the dinner table Monday night. Camille was just defending Adrienne. They showed the clip where Yolanda shushes Camille. Priceless. Next, we get to relive Kyle’s dive on Stars In Danger! 
Last Wednesday, while those of us in the south were dodging deadly tornados all day, Lisa Vanderpump, and her waitresses Scheana and Stassi were tweeting about being on The View. I was sure I was missing it all because of dramatic weather programming on every channel. As it turns out, The View did their double filming day on Wednesday rather than Thursday this week so that everyone could get to the Superbowl or something. So today is the day and so far there has been no interruption in programming. Yay!
Oh now I know why Anderson Cooper was calling Vanderpump Rules the Hollywood Downton Abbey. Andy Cohen and Bravo Andy are SO doing each other. Anyway, Lisa Vanderpump had a solo interview with Andy after the Vanderpump Rules premiere. Well, Giggy was on and Ken was in the audience but still. Cesar Milan is regulated to the bar? WTF?
