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Jax Taylor & “Kentucky” Brittany To Film Spin-Off?!

All signs seem to indicate that Jax and Kentucky have a shot at a Vanderpump Rules spinoff. On Thursday night, Brittany’s mom posted on social media that the couple would be arriving in Kentucky later this month to shoot for a new show about their relationship to air sometime next year.

Jax and Brittany were at NBCu talking with the Bravo suits about their new show as recently as last Friday, September 30th.  It’s unclear whether the filming will be focused entirely on their trip to Kentucky or if they will also be filming in LA.

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Vanderpump Rules Teaser is Out! Needs More Kristen.



The Vanderpump Rules teaser is out. And if I were awake, I’d love to talk to you about Lisa Vanderpump’s bizarre tone and demeanor as she officiates Tom and Katie’s wedding.

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Vanderpump Rules Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz Tie The Knot


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In other things I have been too busy sleeping to blog about news, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney got married last Wednesday. The ceremony took place in Cromberg, CA at an outdoor wedding venue. Cromberg is a long way from Beverly Hills so I imagine most everyone opted for a flight to nearby Reno, NV rather than an 8 plus hour car ride each way.

Lisa Vanderpump was the officiant.  Stassi was not just in the wedding, but the maid of honor!  Followed by Brittany, Scheana, Kristen and perhaps one of Katies real friends. What? No Ariana?  On the groom’s side, Sandoval appears to be the best man, or perhaps co-best man as Jax was right next to him.  Tamara Tattles spies report that Ariana was actually a groomswoman on Tom’s side. Because, weird.  There is some sort of storyline about how this all gets played out.

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Scheana Marie’s Neighbor Is Suing Her Because of Her Constant Pot Parties!

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UPDATE:  Scheana’s rep has released the following statement.

“The [Shays] have never received a complaint from a fellow neighbor or building management relating to marijuana smoke stemming from their residence. However, there was a recent issue with a neighboring apartment, which was vacated in December 2015, that had received many complaints. While the [Shays] do have a black cat, their pet has never been allowed outside access. The cat in question belongs to another resident in the building. It should also be noted that all neighbors sharing a wall with the complainant neighbor have been named in the lawsuit against the landlord, security patrol, property management, etc., seeking a greatly reduced rent.”

When I saw the TMZ headline that a #PumpRules cast member was being sued for puffing up the whole damn floor of their apartment building, I had no idea which SURver to choose.  Frankly, none of them would surprise me. Remember when Scheana gave her husband permission to keep smoking weed and drinking a little?  Well, according to her neighbor she’s a big ole pothead. So is she bulimic too? Because don’t pot heads get the munchies a lot? She is very, very thin. I’m just saying.

A guy who shares a wall with Scheana and his family that includes young kids are constantly gagging on the smoke that somehow gets in his apartment.

He has filed a civil suit against Scheana claiming that he has suffered damages from all the smoke, and I’d assume he mentions health concerns for the kids as well.  He is also suing his landlord for damages related to the habitability of his apartment.

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Things I Learned on Vanderpump Rules “Secrets Revealed”

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Peter has a dad bod.

Sandoval thinks it is cute and funny to rub his naked ass all over Sandoval when he is passed out.

LVP has 8 dogs, 8 swans, 7 turtles and two mini-horses.

The Toms both think that they are “building modeling careers.”

Kristen and James sought out a Crystal Therapist to heal their relationship.

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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 3 Recap: Damn They All Go HAM on Me, Man!

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I was shocked to see this show in my DVR tonight. I honestly thought we already did this. I even checked my last post about this reunion and it was indeed part two. So, Here we go again.  I’m really more excited about the premiere of Southern Charm, so I apologize in advance for rushing and not going into a transcription of the fights. I am obsessed with James’ shady mother though. If you missed the details on that go here.

Stassi versus Lisa Vanderpump

These two argue over the sex tape.  Lisa says that she was doing Stassi a huge favor by paying of the guy with the tape and she expected some asskissing and gratitude for the $900 she gave the guy. Well, we all know money is tight for LVP so, I can see that.  She still suing her lawyers after that loss of millions of dollars.

On the other hand Stassi says she said not to pay the guy anything if they didn’t get the tape. Um, DUH!  So LVP just gave the guy $900 to keep him quiet and let him run off with the tape? She’s really not very good at this.  Stassi tries to speak and LVP turns to her and sharply says, “Shut up.”  If you missed this post about how LVP treats “the help” it’s a must read for smart people.   There is nothing in writing with the guy, and LVP did the whole transaction without discussing it with Stassi.

There was a ridiculous discussion going on about how James treats women and how it affected Lala’s life and other relationships going on that no one cares about. While that raucous discussion was going on. Pinky grabs the back of Andy’s chair and leans in and says, “I don’t lick Ken’s ass. Am I missing something?”   Andy looks EXTREMELY uncomfortable and says no.  Is Pinky plastered?  Last episode Andy was practically begging for some alcohol. I mean they are in a bar. I’m sure he could use a shot.

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