One of the things that must really suck about being on a reality show like Vanderpump Rules is all the bullshit editing. As a viewer you learn quickly to sort of suspend disbelief and pretend like what you are watching is real. I mean we all know it is not real at this point. So imagine a situation being portrayed that makes you look bad and having to pretend that what we saw was the real deal on your Bravo Blog!
Such is the case with Ariana Madix this week. All Y’all know I am team Kristen just because I find he crazy fascinating and great TV. Bravo edits her as the crazy, because she is, but I think she also amplifies it for the camera and is just having fun with it.
Anyway, numerous Bravolebs have become frustrated with the official Bravo Blogs. One season, Kandi Burruss just refused to post them because they would not let her speak freely. Since then, people have taken to posting what they really want to say on their own blogs. And yesterday, while I was slammed with other posts and a certain lunatic someone sent me Ariana Madix blog on her tumblr. (Thanks for that by the way, I love those of you who email me what is going on when I have my nose to the grindstone all day.) And just because I am “Team Kristen” it doesn’t mean I don’t also enjoy Ariana. It’s not that serious.
So click through to see what Ariana wants to get off her chest. The bolding is mine. Continue reading
YAY! Let’s get this party started! It’s time for my weekly dose of Kristen Doute! OMG! We start right away with AnneMarie (Miami Girl) meeting up with Kristen! Kristen orders a bottle of wine and gets AnneMarie to spill the entire story for the cameras. AM was hanging out at the pool at the Mondrian and Jax was there talking about himself. Because, Jax. AM said all the guys said they were single. Tom took a liking to her and was very sweet, holding her hand, etc. They talked for hours. AM tells Kristen she still thinks that Tom is in love with Kristen. He talked about her a lot and how he cheated on her. Oh this is going to send Kristen straight to 5 alarm crazy with no stops along the way. YES! Kristen starts crying. Kristen sees an opportunity to get Tom back. AM tells Kristen to go there and confront him. It’s going to GO DOWN at SUR tonight!
Schwartz says he was premed in college and his parents were not thrilled her ran off to Hollywood to pursue a modeling and acting career. Katie and Schwartz rehash the breakup with Stassi. Katie is still hoping for a reconciliation with Stassi. No Katie, just no.
Kristen and her friend Rachel go to SUR to party. And stir up trouble. AnneMarie shows up to confront Tom and he is freaking out. He leaves the bar and has someone else take over the bar. Tom completely flees the bar. Tom is calling AM a crazy, stalking, psycho in his talking heads. Ariana also flees her job and they both get in an Uber. Oh, Lisa is going to love having two staff members bail on their shift. Continue reading
Of all the idiots on Vanderpump Rules, Tom Schwartz seems to be the most easy-going. Sure he’s a bit socially anxious, but he seems like a nice guy. He puts up with all of Jax’ crap without much grumbling and seems to have a very laid back attitude to the drama. That said, he is clearly completely over Stassi and how she treated is girl, Katie. In his blog post this week her refers to her as “fallen dictator”.
But the interesting thing is his ominous comment at the end. He seems to have some guilt about something and preparing to make a confession. Will that be the end of Schwartz and Katie? Continue reading
Because the beauty of Kristen’s crazy is lost on the clueless, Jax and especially Scheana don’t have anything nice to say about Kristen this week. So fuck them. We’ll just focus mainly on Kristen’s blog. She keeps dangling some big news about how “over Tom” she is that she will be sharing at the reunion. Let’s hope she is marrying that British kid, or someone even more random she met two days before the reunion and the whole thing is televised. I cannot get enough Kristen.
What amazes me is that this week’s episode was about Jax reuniting with his sugar daddy. Only Jax and Kristen really mentioned it at all. I realize everyone already knew, but that was sort of the lead story. What is wrong with these twats? Continue reading
Scheana is irked by Stassi’s jealous attacks on her wedding in this week’s episode. Just like Tom Schwartz Scheana laid into Stassi on her blog. It seems she is not liked by anyone except that one minion girl. They are having to drag in people to celebrate her birthday with her. She’s basically exiled from the group. Scheana explains the wedding invitations (They were tacky) and tells us what her Wedding by Bravo cost. We all know it didn’t cost her anything.
Here are Scheana’s thoughts:
I honestly don’t even know where to begin with these people. I love how even at Stassi’s birthday party she finds a reason to talk sh– about me. The only reason I sent Jen and Jeremy an invitation late is because he kept asking me why he hadn’t received one in the mail yet. We had several family members not able to fly out last minute and that opened up some spaces. We had 300 chairs and originally 350 invites sent out. It’s not like I was desperate for people to come to my wedding and I needed to fill the chairs. People WANTED to be at my wedding. It was an insanely beautiful night filled with love, not negativity and bad people. Jen and Jeremy have always been friends of mine as well so yes, I extended a late invitation to them. I couldn’t invite every single co-worker and anyone who has been married before would understand how difficult a seating chart is. Jen and Jeremy of course didn’t come because Stassi wouldn’t allow it. It’s funny because a couple of weeks after the wedding, Jeremy said he really regretted not making it and heard how beautiful everything was. Even bitchy Kristina Kelly said she heard how amazing everything was. And I’m sorry, but for Stassi to say how “tacky” my invitations were and Kristina to say she wishes she was a fly on the wall at my wedding is beyond rude! My wedding cost close to $100k, so why would I want to waste extra money on paper for invitations that most people would throw away? There were several gorgeous invitations I looked at for $7 each. When I needed over 200 of them,. Yeah not going to waste the money. Continue reading
Ariana’s blog was very long-winded this week so I am just going to hit the highlights. Her relationship with Tom is fantastic and he is self-depreciating and so funny! They are very happy together. He really didn’t want to go on the boys trip with a bunch of guys. She hates Stassi. She hates Jax. She hates Kristen. She thinks Stassi should have gone to Miami since Katie would have been there and she could have avoided everyone else. That made no sense to me. It’s a party. A group trip. Stassi would just make everyone miserable. Anyway, here are the highlights.
This may sound somewhat odd, but this episode got me extremely heated. You know who else has a birthday on June 24th? That would be me. You know who had an epic birthday this year? Again, that would be me. Tom conspired with my mom, my brother, and Scheana’s family to organize a surprise visit from them for my birthday. I don’t know if I have felt more surprised, loved, and grateful in my life than in that moment. A big group of us went to Disneyland (Tom’s first time), and it was my brother’s first time in California. Tom, my mom Tanya, my brother Jeremy, Scheana, Shay, Jax, and myself had dinner prepared exclusively for us by a chef who uses some of the most exotic ingredients I have ever had. We had some picky eaters at the table, so it was hilarious to watch. We went dancing and a plethora of good times were had by all. Continue reading
Tom Schwartz tells us why he didn’t want to rat Jax out about his latest wayward dick incident in San Diego. He also lets us know how he really feels about Stassi. I think his assessment is spot on, and actually a little kinder than she deserves. Highlights below.
I didn’t want to get involved about the Jax rumors. Even though he has stirred my pots before, I don’t want to speculate on another’s behalf. Whatever happened is his business. We got back, I worried I might be permanently hungover. I found out that Katie had been extended an invitation to Miami via Scheana and it’s an awesome relief. I don’t think I could have gone to the bachelor party without my love — but I also would have been annoyed about not getting to go just because of some petty unfinished squabble that surely could be hashed out after a one-on-one between them. It all stems from miscommunication. Continue reading
This is the infamous interview Lisa Vanderpump did with Andy where she makes the comment that pissed off at lot of her gay fans. That is really all I heard about it and I never sought it out on Youtube.
But it is REALLY good. She makes Andy squirm. Andy all but admits he knows about Jax past life as an escort. He admits his attraction to Tom Sandoval, but clearly Tom lost points showing up on whatever he was on ALLEGEDLY on his last WWHL appearance. Continue reading