How can you not love this level of delusion. Isn’t that the point of these shows?
I’ve got spies that are beyond obsessed with Vanderpump Rules. Their endless periscopes and Instagrams will literally tell us the whole season at this point. Me? I’d rather just watch the season. Well except when they get arrested. Anyway, here are some excerpts from their tea.
” I think Stassi is single and living with Kristen. I’ve noticed Kristen tagging Stassi on certain things and talking with Rachel, Kristen’s best friend. On her latest podcast, Stassi mentions she’s at rock bottom and moved out of the Venice Beach shack (Patrick’s house) because of “air conditioning”. Hmmm. She stayed last week at a ” single friend’s” house (in the past she always names the friend) and has only 2 outfits. Rachel is the podcast guest and mentions she’s seen Stassi 6 times in the last week. Stassi then talks about going out on Sunday with the friend she’s living with. They were going to meet a guy who the friend met in DUI class (guess who has had a dui? Kristen). The story continues with them breaking into a friend’s house or something and they found a Bravo Shotski in the house so Stassi felt she was ok. Kristen posted a picture of the Shotski on Twitter on Sunday. So hmmmmmm. Looks like she’s living with Ms. Doute. Could this mean a Vanderpump Rules return for her?”
Answer: Yes. Continue reading
The Pumpkids sure do like their Periscope. Since I don’t have a cell phone, and I have literally lost one of two wireless land line phones and the one I do have doesn’t ring anymore, I am not the person to explain Periscope to anyone. I picture it as someone just walking around with their cell phone in one hand going through life with one available hand to do things with so that people can watch them doing things. Or something.
I really can’t judge the participants in this activity since as I type I am listening to random conversations of idiots locked in a house trying to be the sole survivor. I’ve been doing way more feeds watching than anything else. Banjo is about over the very strange hours we are keeping, with potty breaks all around at 4 am.
Anyway, my favorite periscoper sends me updates on the kids constantly. So I thought I’d give you all the Kristen news, because life can be dreary for some of us between Kristen seasons. It appears that she and Carmen, one of Jax’s (shut up Eric, I never know what to do when the word ends in X) exes have gotten the matching tattoo above. Because, Kristen. Continue reading
This WAS the view from Jax’s window in Hawaii
It would not be a good season of filming Vanderpump Rules if Jax didn’t get arrested. As I mentioned the “pumpkids” are in Hawaii filming one of their drunken trips. And TMZ is reporting that Jax is in jail on a felony theft charge for stealing a pair of sunglasses. Because, Jax.
The most surprising part of this news is that my inbox is not full of periscopes I can’t view of the actual incident because these folks have been Instagramming and periscoping the entire trip.
Oddly, Jax’s Twitter line has been full of shoutouts thanking people for all the freebies on the trip. Apparently, he just had to have a new pair of expensive sunglasses. Continue reading
Good Morning! Well okay, it’s morning somewhere and one of those places is Tamara Land. Tamara Land is very near to I Don’t Give A Fuck Land, that glorious country ruled by Chay. We share similar philosophies and governing rules. Currently, it remains hot as fuck in Tamara Land, it’s 80 degrees in the majority of the land despite central air, and a cooler 75 in dark cave. In the cave days and nights cease to exist, one sleeps during the heat and rises with the cooler air. Responsibilities go ignored. Hiding under the sheets is a prime activity. But the mail still runs. And the tea continues to roll in. So here is the Daily Tea from Tamara Land.
I’ve received two bits of info about RHOBH real estate. First of all, Mohammed Hadid is now facing criminal charges (misdemeanor) over the building of his Beverly Hills megamansion. For many, many, months Mohammed has been defying all construction laws and building whatever he wants regardless of all of the stop work orders. He’s starting to remind me of certain Chateau builder in Atlanta. He even has built an underground movie theater under the monstrosity. He appealed all the violations the city has charges him with recently and lost. Now the city attorney is in charge of filing criminal charges against him. In true Chateau form, Mohammed had taken his name off the title and put it in a shell LLC with a Virginia attorney named as the Company executive. He should be in court next month. [Source] Continue reading
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Having allegedly slept with all the willing women in a three state radius of Los Angeles, it seems that Jax is importing fresh meat. Meet Brittany Cartwright. Brittany is a lovely young woman from Kentucky. She says that the newest triple crown winner was born in hometown. After spending a week or so with Jax a couple weeks ago, she is back on a plane to LA to see him again after heading back to Kentucky for the Belmont Stakes.
I have no idea how this poor young girl crossed paths with Jax but things seem to be moving at warp speed with the couple. Or you know, the usual speed with Jax. I’m sure he already has a new tattoo.
Brittany was in town previously when Jax had a lot going on. His mother was in town for the weekend to celebrate her 60th birthday, Jax is having some stuff done to his muscle car, it was Scheana’s 30th birthday and they ran into Chrissy Teigen at PUMP! Oh and Jax was also recovering from yet another nose job that he refers to as a tune-up since he “ran into a door” after the last one. Continue reading
TMZ is reporting that Stassi Schroeder was NOT asked back to Vanderpump Rules for their next season! It’s about time for a little good news around here! I’m a little worried because they seem to be quoting Lisa Vanderpump without the quotes while she is out of the country, and they have been so wrong about some stories lately, but I want to believe this!
Because if true, this is GLORIOUS news. Kristen wins again. Continue reading