The Pumpkids sure do like their Periscope. Since I don’t have a cell phone, and I have literally lost one of two wireless land line phones and the one I do have doesn’t ring anymore, I am not the person to explain Periscope to anyone. I picture it as someone just walking around with their cell phone in one hand going through life with one available hand to do things with so that people can watch them doing things. Or something.
I really can’t judge the participants in this activity since as I type I am listening to random conversations of idiots locked in a house trying to be the sole survivor. I’ve been doing way more feeds watching than anything else. Banjo is about over the very strange hours we are keeping, with potty breaks all around at 4 am.
Anyway, my favorite periscoper sends me updates on the kids constantly. So I thought I’d give you all the Kristen news, because life can be dreary for some of us between Kristen seasons. It appears that she and Carmen, one of Jax’s (shut up Eric, I never know what to do when the word ends in X) exes have gotten the matching tattoo above. Because, Kristen. Continue reading
This WAS the view from Jax’s window in Hawaii
It would not be a good season of filming Vanderpump Rules if Jax didn’t get arrested. As I mentioned the “pumpkids” are in Hawaii filming one of their drunken trips. And TMZ is reporting that Jax is in jail on a felony theft charge for stealing a pair of sunglasses. Because, Jax.
The most surprising part of this news is that my inbox is not full of periscopes I can’t view of the actual incident because these folks have been Instagramming and periscoping the entire trip.
Oddly, Jax’s Twitter line has been full of shoutouts thanking people for all the freebies on the trip. Apparently, he just had to have a new pair of expensive sunglasses. Continue reading
Good Morning! Well okay, it’s morning somewhere and one of those places is Tamara Land. Tamara Land is very near to I Don’t Give A Fuck Land, that glorious country ruled by Chay. We share similar philosophies and governing rules. Currently, it remains hot as fuck in Tamara Land, it’s 80 degrees in the majority of the land despite central air, and a cooler 75 in dark cave. In the cave days and nights cease to exist, one sleeps during the heat and rises with the cooler air. Responsibilities go ignored. Hiding under the sheets is a prime activity. But the mail still runs. And the tea continues to roll in. So here is the Daily Tea from Tamara Land.
I’ve received two bits of info about RHOBH real estate. First of all, Mohammed Hadid is now facing criminal charges (misdemeanor) over the building of his Beverly Hills megamansion. For many, many, months Mohammed has been defying all construction laws and building whatever he wants regardless of all of the stop work orders. He’s starting to remind me of certain Chateau builder in Atlanta. He even has built an underground movie theater under the monstrosity. He appealed all the violations the city has charges him with recently and lost. Now the city attorney is in charge of filing criminal charges against him. In true Chateau form, Mohammed had taken his name off the title and put it in a shell LLC with a Virginia attorney named as the Company executive. He should be in court next month. [Source] Continue reading
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Having allegedly slept with all the willing women in a three state radius of Los Angeles, it seems that Jax is importing fresh meat. Meet Brittany Cartwright. Brittany is a lovely young woman from Kentucky. She says that the newest triple crown winner was born in hometown. After spending a week or so with Jax a couple weeks ago, she is back on a plane to LA to see him again after heading back to Kentucky for the Belmont Stakes.
I have no idea how this poor young girl crossed paths with Jax but things seem to be moving at warp speed with the couple. Or you know, the usual speed with Jax. I’m sure he already has a new tattoo.
Brittany was in town previously when Jax had a lot going on. His mother was in town for the weekend to celebrate her 60th birthday, Jax is having some stuff done to his muscle car, it was Scheana’s 30th birthday and they ran into Chrissy Teigen at PUMP! Oh and Jax was also recovering from yet another nose job that he refers to as a tune-up since he “ran into a door” after the last one. Continue reading
TMZ is reporting that Stassi Schroeder was NOT asked back to Vanderpump Rules for their next season! It’s about time for a little good news around here! I’m a little worried because they seem to be quoting Lisa Vanderpump without the quotes while she is out of the country, and they have been so wrong about some stories lately, but I want to believe this!
Because if true, this is GLORIOUS news. Kristen wins again. Continue reading
I was thinking perhaps Reza’s whole Gay Ghandi thing might mean he was going to be edited as less of a prick this season. Well, that remains to be seen but people are not edited on Watch What Happens Live and he wastes no time in being a prick.
To be fair GG started it by talking about how the ring they showed on the show was not the ring the couple is currently using. It seems that something happened to that one and there is much smaller one in its place. At least that was the implication. Reza says he knows he will be uninvited to the wedding by the end of WWHL and GG is not being kind to the bride and groom either. It would appear that all of the rumors about Mike have resulted in pretty much no one speaking to him. I knew this back when filming was happening but I thought by now a year later that everyone had probably made up as the usually do. It would seem that did not happen. Continue reading
I don’t think there will be much to report from this episode but I am checking it out just in case since we are so near reunion time.
After the vault with all of Scot Wolf”s Party of Five memories, Andy moves on to Vanderpump Rules. He plays all the mean stuff that Stassi said about Scheana’s wedding. Andy accidently says shit on live TV. It was bleeped. Scheana says she doesn’t care what people think.
Andy seems to be drunk. He plays a clip of the finale like it’s some big deal we didn’t just see at the end of the last episode. Then he proclaims Vanderpump Rules to be the best show on television. Kristen and Rachel are tweeting about the story Jax told about them and the stripper incident being totally made up. Kristen is calling Jax a liar. The problem is Kristen, my dear girl, if you keep pointing out what a liar Jax is then your entire manipulation to get Jax to roll over on Sandoval is meaningless! Focus your crazy, Kristen. Focus!
Scott Wolf is a little bit weird. I don’t know how to explain it. Like too smiley and fake happy. Andy has had enough to drink to forget to mask his facial expressions. He doesn’t seem like a fan of Scott’s. Continue reading