The Vanderpump Rules Reunion picks up right back where we left off, with everyone hating Kristen. These people are way over invested in Kristen’s relationship with Tom. Scheana says she is finished with Stassi because she is a horrible friend. Kristen misses the camera and returns to the scene to demand that Tom stop holding hands with Ariana. She is refusing to look at that! Make them stop! Oh God. I’m only two minutes in and am over this show. Yet, I will struggle on. Andy asks Tom if he regrets staying in the relationship for so long. He says he just hoped she would change. Tom says that he thinks Kristen has Borderline Personality Disorder. He wants her to get help. Kristen says she is happy, happy, happy with her new relationship. Scheana is crying. Why? There are a whole lot of people crying while saying they are happy. Continue reading
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Before I launch into “My Theory” I have to confess it is not “my theory” at all. It’s something I thought about after reading a comment from Norma here and in conjunction with a comment from JoJo I the same place. Let’s review some Vanderpump Rules facts or at least what has been presented on the show, on WWHL, and on the casts twitter and Instagram.
- Andy Cohen has been hard core promoting the rest of the Vanderpump Rules season as unbelievably shocking. He keeps saying we won’t believe what is about to happen.
- One the last episode Kristen went into a rage again. She found out that Tom had kissed Ariana in the pool at the Golden Nugget 3 years ago and they have been “friends” ever since. It seems to me that when I guy admits to one thing, there is usually more there he is not admitting to…
- Kristen was furious with Tom.
- Kristen was furious with Stassi… Continue reading
Everyone is back from Cabo. Kristen did not break up with Tom. And Stassi and Katie are furious with her for not doing so. These two have one mission in life and that is to destroy relationships around them. Oh god. Kristen is ugly crying AGAIN. I am sick of this couple. Kristen just wants to go home to her mommy in Michigan. Tom goes to work and struggles to get through his shift. Meanwhile, Stassi, Katie and Jax are out back talking trash about Tom and Kristen. Tom confronts Jax. Jax still sticks to the story.
Pandora is helping Mike Shay propose to Scheana Marie. He is going to do it at Lisa’s house. Scheana arrives thinking she going to a photo shoot. Mike’s proposal was adorable. She said yes.
Stassi, Katie and Kristina are sitting around gossiping about Kristen. Kristen was tweeting her love for Tom before she even got on the plane. They all decide to hate Kristen and take Ariana’s side! Continue reading
Well this should be interesting It’s Watch What Happens Live with Kristen Doute and Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules! Dr. Jenn from Couples Therapy is the bartender! Andy starts with all the Tom on Tom makeout session from the spin the bottle game that I did not recap. He says I love how upset you guys pretended to be. Tom says, “There is a lot of pretending, we have to go back to those acting classes.” Hey Tom, way to throw shade right back Andy about his fake reality shows!
Wow Andy has footage of these two on something called 23 Minutes to Sunrise acting together. Andrew, is it really wise to tell the casual viewers who may still suspend disbelief and think this show is reality that everyone on the show is a wanna be actor? No, No it is not.
Sidenote: Both Tom and Kristen look STUNNING on this show. I have never seen either one look so attractive. Then again, it’s Monday and I have been blogging or working on blog projects for more than 12 hours straight so I am delusional. Don’t mind me. Continue reading
Time for Vanderpump Rules. Drinking Game Alert! Every time you hear the words “Stassi’s Birthday” or “My Birthday” drink until you are convinced that you gay boyfriend is having an affair with a woman.
Katie has stepped away from the table and Kristen goes out to console her. Then Stassi comes out to scream at her for crying at the table. Stassi is mad that Katie didn’t even order a drink, or an appetizer or and entrée!!!! She is so selfish. This is so stupid. Why do you people love this show so much!
Tom and Katie have a sit down conversation. Tom apologizes to Katie and they both drunkenly swear their undying love to each other like only two 19 year olds away from their parents for the first time, drunk on Boones Farm on spring break can do. Except they are pushing 30.
Meanwhile at SUR everyone is thrilled that the attention whores are gone. Things are running smoothly. Lisa is very impressed with Ariana who is holding down the bar by herself.
In Cabo, the bitches are all in the pool in various stages of nudity while the guys are at the bar drinking. Jax decides to go check on Stassi. He thinks they are “vibing” and things are good. Jax and Stassi have a conversation in the shallow end of the pool. Stassi is her usual bitch self. She convinces Jax to admit that he said that Tom and Ariana hooked up. Because? Why the hell is she bringing that up? Clearly, she wants more birthday drama.
Stassi says in her talking head that she knows this could send Kristen into a tailspin despite that, she heads straight to Kristen to destroy her soul. Kristen cries and Stassi’s mission is accomplished. Continue reading