Todd is already irritating me by his lack of love for Kristen.
Stassi has finally gotten a job of sorts. She has put her name on a line of statement necklaces. She apparently doesn’t wear them herself as Andy has pointed out.
We are half way through the show and there has been nothing to report.
A caller called in and asked Stassi, “What is going on with your fashion sense tonight? You’re like an old lady with shoulder pads on!” Stassi says she looks fab tonight. She doesn’t. The dress is fugly.
Andy played a game where every time they got an answer wrong (which was a lot) she had watch romantic clips of her with Jax.
Kristen tweeted in a Haiku for Stassi
I’m truly sorry.
Olive branches slowly grow.
Grapes become Sauv Blanc.
Poll Question: Should Katie and Schwartz break up? No 53%
Lisa Vanderpump’s Vlog on Vanderpump Rules this week is..amusing.
Hi. I’m Lisa Vanderpump and welcome to my video blog.
Why do you keep saying this? IDGI
I have a panic attack every time I go into the building site and see what I have to accomplish.
No. No you do not. You get overwhelmed at the thought of building a new business. That is not a panic attack. If you had ever had a panic attack you would not make such patently stupid statements about them.
Life is about overcoming your panic attacks, not running away from them. I really feel for Katie when I see this interaction between her and Schwartz, because it’s not just about the job. It’s about the fact that maybe he’s never going to grow up, and he’s never going to commit to anything. And I think this was really a moment of realization for her.
Come now, he seems pretty committed to Jax. Speaking of Jax, why do you overlook all of his character flaws? Continue reading
It’s time for WWHL Live with Tom Sandoval and his lovely beard, Ariana Madix! FYI, in case you missed Tom’s previous appearances on WWHL, Andy has a major hard-on for Sandoval. Tom is in some sort of skinny legged shiny green patterned suit. Andy begins by ribbing Tom for wearing Ariana’s full duster length sweater on the show. Ariana admits that he wears her clothes. Andy also comments on the tight green suit.
Andy begins by showing a remix of Tom’s weepy video and the fight. I was hoping for a full version of the video. Andy asks if he regrets making the video. Tom says yes, he feels like David Hasselhoff. He was upset because so much happened including Shay’s Dad getting pushed into the fight.
Andy plays a montage of my people hating on my girl Kristen. They be some jealous haters up on that show. Then an even better clip called How to Get Dumped While You’re Breaking Up With Someone. The title alone cracks me up. Continue reading