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Adrienne Maloof Confirms She’s Dating Sean Stewart and Swears He’s a Peach!

Original artwork by David Gilmore, PrettyontheOutside.com

Original artwork by David Gilmore, PrettyontheOutside.com

Okay remember yesterday when we talked about the ridiculousness that is Adrienne Maloof’s new boytoy?  You know, yesterday when we were wondering what someone in the middle of a child custody case was doing hanging out with a guy whose biggest claim to fame is being a heroin addict on Celebrity Rehab, and a wild little man child on some reality show even we didn’t watch? That guy with no actual job that anyone knows about who was arrested just five years ago for assaulting a married couple with a brick?  Remember now? Well forget all that.Adrienne, in a rare …oh wait, Adrienne, who has TMZ and Radar Online on speed dial has called up Harvey Levin over at TMZ to set us all straight on the facts. Adrienne tells TMZ that “she met 32-year-old Sean very recently through a mutual friend. Sean had wanted  to pitch her a business idea and the two just hit it off.” Oh! So, Sean is a bidnizman now. And Adrienne, whose financial empire is collapsing all around her, is entertaining young men whose businesses need financing. Apparently, we were misled about Sean and he is really hiding an acute business acumen from the general public. Continue reading

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WWHL Recap With Kandi and Mike

WWHLOn WWHL Mike seems to be trying to avoid the discussion of where exactly the diamond is in what Andy calls the big vat of Diamond water. Mike seems uncomfortable so Andy goes right to Kandi’s engagement! He asks if they have a date in mind and he asks if she would like to share. She says she doesn’t want to say it outloud because she doesn’t want anyone to steal her date! Andy laughs saying you are referring to Kim stealing your baby name. Kandi tries to pretend she was kidding.

Mike looks even hotter than usual tonight in his LA scarf indoors look. He says that everything is going great with the new girlfriend (On tonight’s episode of Shahs he took her home to meet his mother and it went better than expected. I just decided not to recap it.) Andy seems to have noticed the girlfriend wore a leather dress to Shabbat dinner. It didn’t catch my eye. Even weirder Mike is saying it was a two thousand dollar dress. Why would he even know that? I suppose it was a Bravo wardrobe job. Look I know plenty of rich people and they are not wearing two thousand dollar dresses to dinner with the boyfriend’s parents. Ridiculousness. Ah Mike is now saying he bought her the dress because Persian men take care of their women. Mike is that guy you know is schmarmy but you just can’t help but like him. Continue reading

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RHOA Recap: I’ll See That Donkey and Raise You a Stallion

RHOAseasonfiveI watched the first 15 minutes of RHOA earlier today and I have to say if the last 45 are not more interesting, we’ve got a problem. I am tired of Kenya, I am tired of these women talking about their asses every week on national TV.  Cynthia’s talking heads were so rough edited I can’t believe anything they say. Are they just chopping her words together to make it look like Kenya has an ally? I find this new fast friendship between these two hard to believe. How much of a bonus did Cynthia get for pretending to put up with her.

Seriously, I just can’t recap tonight if it is all about fat butts. Ah, the Runway Red charity event! This should at least be interesting. Phaedra of course thinks that Ayden just has to walk the runway. Ayden ain’t having it. Phaedra needs to put 12 birthday cakes at the end of the runway and watch how fast that boy learns to walk. Ayden seems a bit um… let’s say he really seems to favor his mother. Cynthia is saying she is using ten models from her agency and the rest she got from an open call. In the real world this is a celebrity kids fashion show. The term celebrity is applied very loosely, but that is the whole point of the event. Outside of the modeling practice, Phaedra just starts slandering the heck out of Kenya saying she has a drinking problem, a chemical imbalance, she is bipolar and needs Lithium. Dang Phaedra, you liked Kenya two episodes ago. You may have been late to the Kenya bashing party but you are going big.

Photo Credit: Talking With Tami Twitter

Photo Credit: Talking With Tami Twitter

Now we pretend that Kenya has a production designer in Atlanta. Oh and we pretend that he did four weeks of pre-production on the Donkey Bootie video. sigh. I am so tired of pretending. The poor production guy is just standing there watching Kandi and Kenya argue about the booty video in front of a giant black butt.  I think Bravo production is laughing at all of us for watching this crap.Apollo and Phaedra go to meet with an actual producer. The producer says he thinks the whole donkey bootie video is hilarious. Phaedra is name dropping Jane Fonda.  Both producers are laughing about the donkey bootie name. They are name dropping back. Phaedra and Apollo cannot afford these guys. They will end up using Todd. Apollo demonstrates the video moves and it appears they are making a porn. The male producers seemed at once appalled and aroused.

Phaedra, Porsha, Nene, and Kenya front row at the Runway Red Fashion Show

Phaedra, Porsha, Nene, and Kenya front row at the Runway Red Fashion Show Photo Credit: Prince Williams Altpic.net

These shows are turning into 55 minutes of boredom with a five minute staged fight at the end. I’m trying to anticipate this week’s fight. I guess a Phaedra and Kenya showdown. Meanwhile Phaedra and Porsha are at a teahouse talking about Kenya. Yawn. This is the most boring recap in the world because this episode is snoozeville.

At the fashion show, Apollo ends up carrying Ayden down the runway on his shoulder. Kenya is screaming about twirling and then reverting back to her usual sour puss. Apparently this i because Porsha and Phaedra are having a good time together. After the show, Nene seems to be supporting Kenya. How long until Nene sees the light, y’all? Phaedra walks up on the awkward conversation and we get our Phaedra and Kandi confrontation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reza Farahan Really Is Having a Gay Life Crisis

ShahsREzagaycrisisWhat the heck is going on with Reza Farahan? I realize that he has one of the worst cases of Seasontwoitis we have ever seen, but he seems to be totally spinning out of control.  Reza was well received by all during season one and that positive attention seems to have gone to his head. There was some foreshadowing for Reza’s behavior in season two. Remember during the finale of season one, Reza was quite harsh with MJ and lacked compassion about her mother issues, despite him being estranged from his own father. Which brings us to this season, where it seems that Reza’s mission in life is to bring down MJ. This has resulted in his popularity crashing to the ground and it seems he is having a hard time dealing with it.  Reza has now blocked me on twitter, I assume because of something on this site he did not like. I like Reza, but I can only report what we all or watching. There is just no way for me to put a positive spin on his behavior. I keep hoping for Reza and MJ to either make up or for Reza to stop being so obsessed with her. Sadly that does not appear to be happening. He has paused the war long enough to give stories to major blogs. Continue reading

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Shahs of Sunset Recap: It’s a Party All the Time. Unless You are Lilly

Shahs of Sunset Finale: It's the Men's Turn to Behave BadlyShahs of Sunset picks back up at the dinner party from hell in Mexico. Reza and MJ are sitting outside talking and Asa comes out and MJ goes off on her and tells her to go fuck herself. MJ is pissed that Asa called her a pill popper. MJ said she took an Ambien on plane but that doesn’t make her a pill taker!  MJ walks off presumably back to her hotel room.

An hour later Reza is in the hot tub with Asa and Lilly, this season’s three musketeers. Reza says that MJ texted him and that she and Sammy were going to the club. Mike is allegedly passed out in the bed. Asa says she feels bad for calling MJ a pill popper.  Reza says he wish it could have been a private conversation with just him and MJ and Asa. Lilly chimes in to say that MJ took an Ambien at the airport and Lilly pointed out it was a two hour flight. Lilly says MJ said she took it “just for fun.” Asa says she feels really bad and starts listening reasons why, like her crazy mother and Reza laughs.

MJ is in the club with Sammy her true friend. I suppose she has forgotten about how things go when she parties with Sammy. MJ misses Reza and tweets him from the club. In her tweets she mentions that Asa is dead to her now.

Meanwhile we return to the domestic craziness that is GG. Her mother wants to make her breakfast but GG says no. GG who just last episode had a big temper tantrum with her sister saying she was going to do it all by herself. Her sister wanted to help but GG was not having it. Now that GG is seeing all the work involved she is bitching about having no help. GG arrives to the venue to discover none of the crew is there. So she calls her mommy. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: The Battle of the Donkey Booties

RHOAcastseason2The Real Housewives of Atlanta should be good for some drama tonight. Nene has rented a house in Hollywood Hills and Kenya is unloading her LA storage into Nene’s rental. She is already name-dropping her neighbors. The house looks beautiful! I just hope they got the owner’s permission to film there. They don’t need another lawsuit at Bravo for filming on property without permission. Listen to Nene being sensible and talking about being on a budget and not going overboard on spending for furniture until she knows she has more stable work there! Who is this  responsible woman with a mature financial mindset? Continue reading

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Nene Leakes Hits the Red Carpet at the Golden Globes

Photo Credit : Yvonne Villareal Twitter

Photo Credit : Yvonne Villareal Twitter

Say what you will about Nene Leakes, but I have to admit I was looking forward to seeing her on the Red Carpet. I hope I haven’t missed her, I was not really into the red carpet this years so I have been watching DVRed shows and waiting for Nene to tweet that she had “arrived.” LOL. She did just that about 15 minutes ago so I am very impatiently awaiting a glimpse of what she is wearing. She is so excited about this night that I can’t help being excited for her. Continue reading

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Ask Tamara the Tea (Limited Edition)

TEA1Hello? Is it tea you’re looking for? Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven’t got a clue.. but for the next beer or two I will answer you questions about others (but NEVAH about me) till I start to see double and shuffle off to bed in a sad lonely heap. Ready, set, go! I’m going to add a page break because WordAds won”t give me ads on my front page …

IF YOU NEST COMMENTS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM NOT SEARCHING FOR THEM TO ANSWER. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE JUST ASK AT THE BOTTOM! #IDIOTS Continue reading

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Um, What is Wrong With This Picture?

article-0-16D5C73D000005DC-832_634x910Um, I am trying to go for less hate and vitriol here in 2013, but I just have to say that if make-up makes that much of a difference, I suppose I should put effort into putting some on. Because…um… yeah.

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Here’s the Lastest Tea on….Coffee?

MamaElsaComfort LeagifIf the housewives selling shapewear and being brand ambassadors for sugary wines and flavored vodkas isn’t bad enough, now we have their mommas and husbands selling coffee. Mama Elsa has had some sort of online spin-off on Bravo for a while now. I haven’t watched it. I hate the Bravo video viewer. She also has her own website where she hawks “Cuban coffee” for six bucks a bag. The website describes Havana Elsa coffee as “Comprised from the highest quality of rich coffee beans derived from Africa, Central America and South America, Havana Elsa combines the perfect balance of ingredients to generate a full, flavorful and smooth premium blend.The coffee beans are finely ground and blended to ensure optimal flavor extraction and freshness. The signature trademark of this savory espresso is the delicious sweet crema (cream) that makes every cup the ultimate experience.”  There is no mention of the type of beans used. The bag just says it’s 100% coffee. I’m assuming it’s robusta since it’s an expresso blend. Oh, you can also get Mama Elsa ringtones at her site. I dunno what that’s about.

But Mama Elsa has a competitor in the java market…. Continue reading

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The LONGEST RHOM REUNION RECAP EVER!

Andy is so vain he thinks this reunion show is about him.

Andy is so vain he thinks this reunion show is about him.

Can you believe it is already time for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Show? I am so ready to see how this all goes down and what jewelry Lea rented for the show. Well, Lea said she borrowed over a million dollars worth of diamonds and they do not disappoint. I would not want to be the buyer after she got her bad energy all over them though. I’d have to have Mama Elsa do a cleansing with chicken feet and sage and maybe a handful of rice.

Andy is obsessed with plastic surgery so he wastes lots of time talking about that. He asks who has had it and every hand goes up. Marysol talks about her mother’s bad plastic surgery. She had an eye job go horribly wrong and some silicone injections during a time when doctors didn’t know what they were doing. The silicone can’t be undone. Continue reading

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Merry Christmas From Tamara Tattles!

honeybooboo nativity.xoxoIt’s Christmas in Georgia! Thanks for a great year you guys! I am loving all the new commenters and twitter followers! Have a great holiday!

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