Sir Ben of the unkempt hair travelled to four far away lands but alas none of them had a comb. Undaunted, he led three fair maidens and their families down the garden path. In the Land of Arizona, he once again drank from The Goblet of Idiots falling even more deeply under the spell of the evil princess. Proving once again that she can make Sir Ben do absolutely anything, no matter how ridiculous, the evil princess orchestrated a wedding ceremony. ‘Twould not surprise this one to discover Ben actually signed papers turning over all his worldly goods, which sadly include no hair products, over to the evil princess. Next week, Sir Ben will take two fair maidens and the evil princess away to the Swiss Alps. Despite the evil princess being out numbered, the is no hope that the fair maidens succeed in vanquishing her. I also do not believe that Sir Ben will be clear-headed again during this debacle. Meanwhile, the sweet, gullible, fair maiden who was ousted from the kingdom, is already being fitted for a tiara for her triumphant return as the next princess whose heart must be won in a manly display of machismo at a later date.
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Young Ben of the unkempt hair goes romping through the foothills of the Maya Mountains in Belize with a woman of questionable repute. He is cast under her evil spell. The two happen upon Caracol, where the evil Courtney playfully tests the limits of her fiendish curse upon Ben’s disheveled head saying “I bet this was the site of many a human sacrifice.” Ben, being of slack jaw and limited intellectual capacity, fails to remove the knife from his pik-a-nik basket and behead the sorceress at the top of the stone stairs of Caana. Instead, he returns to the lair of the spell-caster and banishes a sweet, fair-skinned princess. The witch cackles with glee and begins scheming a new plan while the deeply enthralled Ben waits for the blood flow to recirculate to his prehistoric brain.