It seems like just yesterday that Farah Abraham was going out shopping her sex tape with her dad and her kid in tow for moral support after humiliating herself on Dr. Phil swearing it was her private video. Maybe it was, because all this Teen Mom crazy is running together for me. I didn’t really cover Teen Mom until the Dr. Phil debacle. Previously, I’d just checking in from time to time at Reality Tea for their awesome and timely updates. But frankly, I think someone is going to die sooner than later so I may as well add the category because when reality people do stupid things that cause their death, it’s sort of website gold. Continue reading »
Teen Mom 2 is premiering tonight and we are getting caught up with all the ladies. Jenelle is out of rehab and going to school and we see her apply for a job. AT.A.DAYCARE.FACILITY.WATCHING.OTHER.PEOPLES CHILDREN! I just can’t with her. They ask her what her strengths are when working with children. She says, “Well, I’m a very organized person. I have all of his stuff organized in bins just like you guys do. I really like playing with kids and doing arts and crafts. I’m very good with keeping my temper. I don’t yell. I never yell. I get along with kids.” What is she smoking now? Do these people not have TVs? She’s on the local news getting arrested all the dayum time! Next scene, she is at the beach with one of her friends with Jace who is running wild and no one is watching him.
Chelsea is studying for her GED. I don’t really remember her she’s sort of boring. She apparently cannot afford a hairbrush. Also, I’m going to need y’all to watch Catfish tonight at 11 on MTV so I won’t feel so bad about wanting to watch. Chelsea and Adam go out to lunch with their kid. Kid is screaming bloody murder. They ditch the idea and go home to order Chinese rather than teach the kid how to act in public. Back home with the Chinese take-out. Chelsea wants to know if they are exclusive. Adam does a lot of grunting and mmmhmmming. Continue reading »