Category Archives: Snooki and JWoww Versus the World

Snooki Has a Baby Boy, 6lbs 5oz

26 Sunday Aug 2012

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Snooki went into labor late last night a couple weeks earlier than expected. She talked to In Touch about her feelings on having a baby boy.

I’m nervous that I’m not going to be a good mom.I just really hope I know what I’m doing! At the Shore you’re going to hook up, get into a fight or go to jail. You only have three options. But being pregnant you have no idea what’s going on!I don’t think anyone really knows what they’re doing with the first kid. But, I think I will be a good mom. I hope so!

JWoww is supposed to film the birth, but Snooki says it will not be televised. However, JWoww tweeted, “Miss You” to Snooki after she tweeted “Fierce” with a picture of some leopards when she was already at the hospital. So who knows where JWoww is. The second season of Snooki and JWoww is currently filming so baby Lorenzo LaValle should be spray tanned and filming the show within days (or perhaps hours) of his birth.

As of 4:09 am, no word on whether or not the baby meatball came out all right. Let me know. Obviously, I’m sleeping in tomorrow. Apparently, it all went down around 3 am last night. The kid is 6 pounds 5 ounces, or about 101 shots of Jaeger.

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Why the Sour Puss, Snooks?

07 Wednesday Mar 2012

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Snooki filming her show with JWoww yesterday. Can’t she afford a stylist yet?

Snooki’s US Magazine article is finally out. Snooki admits to being 15 months weeks pregnant and engaged to boyfriend Jionni. Snooki has decided not to live in the shore house next season which could, thankfully, mark the end of The Jersey Shore. Snooks says she might make a few appearances but will concentrate on the bun in her oven rather than waving her buns in the air. So she got the ring and the baby. Why so glum, Snooki?

Snooki is Knocked Up!

29 Wednesday Feb 2012

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Is that leopard sash hiding a baby bump?

Page Six is calling Snooki a liar. According to Page Six, Snooki is about three months pregnant and lied to GMA’s Lara Spencer on February 2nd regarding being knocked up.Snooki has been denying the pregnancy rumors for several weeks.  On Live With Kelly!, or whatever they are calling Regis Philbin’s old show, Kelly mentioned today that on a recent appearance with JWoww, Snooki refused to play a game where a balloon is placed between two people and they have to hug it until it pops. Kelly says there was a lot of speculation then Snooki was indeed pregnant. On Wendy Williams, Wendy offered the girls alcohol and Snooki appeared to take a sip. Wendy then said “Oh you really aren’t pregnant!” and Snooki agreed. Taking half a sip of a beverage is not going to affect a pregnancy, so Wendy’s little test means nothing.

According to Page Six, Snooki was lying because she was shopping the story to the tabloids. They allege that she has sold the story to US Magazine. Snooki’s pregnancy was a major pain in the ass to the MTV production team. Snooki and JWoww have just started filming  their new spinoff in Jersey City. The whole point of filming Snooki is apparently to watch her get wasted and show her ass (literally). So now what?  There have been lots of pictures of Snooki in Jersey City lately. She seems to be dressing to hide her belly for a change. If I had to guess, I’d say she’s pregnant. One thing is for sure, watching Snooki to see if she is eating pickles isn’t going to tell us anything. What do y’all think?

Snooki and JWoww Begin Filming New Show in Jersey City

26 Sunday Feb 2012

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Snooki and JWoww have arrived in Jersey City to begin filming their new reality show, Snooki and JWoww Versus the World. The world had been winning the battle in previous weeks with the mayor of Hoboken denying them a filming permit citing “safety concerns.” The mayor of Newark has also asked the girls not to show up there citing an already overwhelmed emergency response system. The mayor of Jersey City had no such qualms and frankly just wants someone to pay attention to Jersey City.  I’ve never been to New Jersery, or Jersey City, but I doubt it was previously a tourist attraction so I suppose this falls into the whole any press is good press category. Filming began yesterday afternoon and today is the first full day in their six weeks of filming. Police are on standby. Not even kidding, police officers will be present at the filmings so we can probably expect Snooki to tour the county jail at some point.

The neighbors on Mercer Street where the girls are living in an old firehouse are worried about the throngs of gawkers that are already showing up. One neighbor, Karen Victor told  NJ.com she doesn’t want hundreds of people gathering to catch a glimpse of the reality stars, stopping her from getting to work on time.  I don’t think Karen has ever seen the show. The girls will be in bed nursing hangovers during rush hour. In both directions. Getting to work won’t be a problem, Karen.  Motorist should be worried though because Snooki is driving a pimped out black Cadillac Escalade truck with garish pink trim and rims, yes, I said pink rims. She’s definitely not trying to keep a low profile. The girls looked sober and happy to be filming. Let’s see how long things stay on an even keel. Bets?