I’ve actually lost count of how many times I’ve gone to court with Sheree Whitfield over the last few months. Yesterday was either the fourth or the fifth time across two counties. And hopefully, that was the last time. I joke with my attorney of turning to a life of crime just because I like her. But if I am being honest, I hope that the only time I see her in the future is from the comfort of my couch watching her on HLN. It’s much less stressful and expensive that way.
Yesterday’s court appearance was bizarre. It did not help that I have forgotten to take my crazy pill the day before so my anxiety was through the roof, and I LEFT MY XANAX AT HOME. In Atlanta people that live inside the perimeter (ITP) perhaps rightly claim some sort of smug superiority to those of us poor degenerates who live beyond I-285. I live OTP because I don’t like driving downtown where every street is named Peachtree something and the streets are a one way maze that I am not city savvy enough to handle. Nervertheless, me in full on wide-eyed panic attack navigate the mean street to arrive at the courthouse on time.
My attorney Ashley Merchant was conferring with Sheree’s attorney du jour. It is always interesting to me see the opposing attorneys smiling and laughing before court and then getting up and going for the jugular once the hearing starts. Then going back to very cordial conversations. There was no sign of Sheree or Tierra and eventually her lawyer called them to see if they were going to show. Sheree did. Tierra did not. Because Tierra has a job, and a life, and has better things to do than spend days on end in court over nonsense. Continue reading »
It’s sort of a mixed bag for Nene Leakes this week. The New Normal, has been cancelled after a borderline season. I though perhaps Ryan Murphy might be able to eek out one more season, but alas, it was not the case. Glee, on the other hand, I believe, for reasons no one understands, has two more seasons! I could not believe that when I read it and I am still not sure it is true. Since the primary cast graduated, the show has been filming things in NYC with them as well as the new kids in the high school scenes. Nene is on that occasionally for a hot second. Once Glee had the split in locations, Nene’s already small role was greatly reduced. It remains to be seen if she will even be on the next two seasons, but given Ryan’s gay crush on her, it is likely she will be making at least limited appearances. 
Andy Cohen is trying his hand at primetime tonight with a one-on-one interview with Nene Leakes under the umbrella of his Watch What Happens Live show. This will get great ratings and likely result in more Andy during primetime. Which could be a good thing if he has really good guests and let’s them talk about production.
But I have all day to play with you. Everyday. I LOVE me some court action. My lawyer is not going to let you go into a case with no standing. My bloggers are not going to let me go bankrupt and my blogging COMPETITORS are throwing big money at this cause. Why? It’s a little thing called our first amendment rights to blog.Let’s see who runs out of money first. I promise you it won’t be me. I watched you drive by my house and take pictures and have your little friend try to blow up my blog about my ghetto house, etc. I’ve paid cash for my house, my car and everything in it. You it would seems, based on the filming RHOA did at your actual residence, still live in an apt with no furniture. Meanwhile, a public record search on you shows you are up to your eye teeth in debt and playing some kinda game with this property and have dragged ALL YOUR CHILDREN’S NAMES into it in court today as well as your Mamma. That’s some great protection there. BTW, that wrap on that house is a temporary thing and it’s warranty is quickly ending. As expensive as it is to build a house, if it ever was your house, and title history seems to be skipping your name, whoever owns it really ought to get a façade on there.
First of all, to be fair, I should point out that there is a 
So everyday sometime in the afternoon I get all the press releases in my inbox from NBCu. There usually nothing particularly earth shattering in there, but today I gave it a quick once over for the WWHL schedule for May and whose name should be on it but Sheree Whitfield. That’s right boys and girls. Andy will be interviewing Sheree her She by Sheree line, wait, that never really happened. Maybe he will ask about Chateau Sheree …I doubt she will let the fact that she doesn’t own the place stop her from lying about it. I mean if you will perjure yourself in a courtroom, making up an interesting story to tell Andy after knocking back a few drinks should be easy. 
How did I not now that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was an educated, intelligent author? I have been enjoying watching him and other minor celebrities (he’s the only household name on the show, the others are…um..not) on Splash! There, I said it. For reasons I am not very clear on, 
I am so excited! It is time for Sheree to make a fool of herself on national TV again! The first thing I noticed is that they put the accent in the right place on her name. Does this mean Sheree has finally learned how to spell her name? Was the Speak and Spell Andy Cohen gave her a factor in this vast intellectual growth?
