Between last night’s Nene drama and the Trump drama and the insanely good BB17 feeds that are still going on today, I have not been able to get to RHOOC until now. And frankly, I’m not really looking forward to the show. My I hate the new housewife post has been viewed A LOT since last night so I know it isn’t a fun show.
Heather sits down with Meghan because Heather has no compassion for Shannon and wants to be a shit stirrer again this season and finds Meghan to be the perfect minion in that regard. I swear the triumvirate of Heather, Meghan, and Tamra will be downfall of this series. And just like that Tamra sticks her nose in it. Shannon is crying in the bathroom. Meghan tries to kiss her alleged husband and he clinches his lips and flinches. Meghan tries to approach Shannon to apologize and then goes in on her again. Meghan is a bitch. Shannon walks away from Meghan again. Meghan needs to buy a clue.
Vicki returns home from Florida and she doesn’t feel well. Brooks and Vicki talk about juicing and um, other dietary changes Brooks is making to help with chemo.
Meghan has bought a friend to do all the wifely duties she doesn’t want to be bothered with. Brooks a brough an event planner to do all of the event work that she doesn’t want to be bothered with.
Heather is building a house. I bet you didn’t know that. It’s a lot of work for her to approve sinks and flooring. She has a very hard life. Continue reading
So I was busy remembering what having a real life was at 9. Now at 11:30 I am about to watch RHOOC. This may be more of a random thoughts thing than a recap.
Random Thought #1 Meghan is not just a cunt satchel, she’s cunt checked luggage and a cunt trunk. Oh and the show has not started yet. There is still ten minutes of Odd Mom Out. I am not hating this part of Odd Mom Out. It may grow on me. I didn’t know rich people did credit card roulette. I’ve seen it done. But more often with people not spending $6k for a lettuce leaf and some sake, there is usually a posturing for who “gets” to pay for it because they make more than the rest of us. I love when that happens. Because, peon.
Random Thought #2 Meghan wants it known that she was flirting with David. And she had the balls to call Shannon to ask for her help with a charity event. And she can’t believe that Shannon doesn’t like her. Meghan’s whole story line seems to be “this one time at a hoe down, I was the hoe so I should so be on this show!”
Random Thought #3 Heather loves pretending she paid for the private jet. #PromotionalScene
Random Thought #4 Well that is a great Christian duo . Tamra “I’m saved so if you don’t like it, suck it!” And Meghan “If a church sings all the verses, I don’t have time for that, I don’t want to spend my whole Sunday there.” Sigh. Sadly, these are the “Christians” of 2015 in the OC. I knew I was going to be bothered by this storyline. Not because I am particularly religious, but because I have great respect for those who truly are. This could be a new low for Bravo and that bar is below sea level. Continue reading
Apparently, I am so unplugged I didn’t realize what show I was not going to recap tonight. OOOPS. It’s RHOOC. That makes me feel better, I actually prefer RHONY at this point. And the new bitch Meghan is why. Let’s see what she has to say shall we?
I can’t believe all of the feedback I got after the first episode: good, bad, and ugly. My first dose of stardom was overwhelming to say the least. I am shocked by all of the statements that were formed after I was on television for only a few minutes. I knew it was going to be a wild ride, so here we go.
It was mostly bad and ugly, wasn’t it? This blog just goes to show why.
Doesn’t Mexico sound fabulous! What I wouldn’t give to go on a relaxing summer vacation right now with my family. I’m a little green with envy that Vicki and Brooks can jet off to her place in Mexico while I am swamped with learning how to live with a 17 year-old and I get a little green every time I get on a plane it to go to St. Louis to see my husband and step-kids. However, I was a bit shocked to learn that Brooks is in the midst of his chemo and is going to Mexico. Some kind of physical strength he must have to be able to do that. Maybe it’s from all his holistic juicing and vitamin “cancer cures”.
Oh so you are going to be the kind of cunt who mocks people in chemotherapy? Cunt. Continue reading
I am excited to hear Andy mention Jenny’s PTSD from The View, I love me some gossip about The View behind the scenes catfighting. Jenny says they got it right wit Raven Symone. I hate Jenny’s jumpsuit. Vicki is wearing a black tank dress, not my favorite but fine. Andy’s mother is behind the bar with his sister who I have never seen before. It’s her first time in the clubhouse. That is interesting.
Vicki has giant dimples. Has that always the case?
Best and worst moments on The View? Best was her birthday because they let you pick your guests. Worst was the day Barbara Walters came to her dressing room and accused her of not flushing her tampon, and it wasn’t hers. Jenny says there is only one bathroom on the floor for all the ladies and guests. Barbara came in and inquired if she was the culprit. Wow. Continue reading
For the second week in a row I have a headache after recapping Shah of Sunset. Also, WWHL is on a half an hour early tonight so I will be unable to recap that until tomorrow due to DVR scheduling conflicts.
So it’s time for a party and Heather is going to be the first this season. Oh dear God. She has a sparkling wine brand now.
This duo goes to a juice bar and places stupid orders. I hate people who have to micromanage food and drink orders. Everyone is coming to Heather’s party except Vicki who has business in Florida. Lizzy will be there and Tamra is very emotional for some reason. Crying for no reason.
I am not going to recap this couples therapy shit. It’s ridiculous.
The trophy wife goes shopping with the athlete to add some things that she likes to add to the house the last wife decorated. Jim continues to be an asshole and doesn’t want to buy anything Meghan wants but is interested in buying something for the kid’s room. They have only been married for four months. Both of these people are just horrid creatures.
Later these two get together for a Horrid Creature summit with Heather and Terry. Bleck. Apparently, they are going to the party at Vicki’s together.
Filed under Bravo, Brooks Ayers, Entertainment News, Heather Dubrow, Meghan King Edmonds, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge, Terry Dubrow, Vicki Gunvalson
Gif by T.Kyle at RealtyTVGifs on Tumblr
So I just read through all the RHOOC blogs and was unimpressed by them. Shannon’s blog is all about her therapy and how they decided to do it on camera to help others in similar situations. Heather’s is all about how hard it is to build a ginormous mansion. Vicki’s is a Q & A about her relationship with Brooks. She seems to be finally setting limits with Brianna. Meghan’s is a vapid as you would expect. She referred to how cute she looked a couple times. So I settled on Tamra’s which was the most interesting. She is loving life as a “Tam-ma” not just to the new baby who is four months old now, but to the babies three step sisters as well. It seems she really has a great relationship with her daughter in law now. Continue reading
It’s time for the premiere of Season Ten of Real Housewives of Orange County. So much of our lives wasted watching this nonsense, but I can’t look away.
We start with Heather in the kitchen with her kids making breakfast. Her youngest daughter who looks to be about 4 or five has a pacifier. Heather tells her to take it out because she is not in bed anymore. She refuses and Heather does nothing. I see an orthodontics bill and a shrink bill in that one’s future. Heather goes right into how fine she is at the huge rental house they live in. Pretentiousness already as they ride out to new house that has like 50 foot ceiling in the foyer and a porte cochere which is apparently a new word for them that describes essentially a driveway that goes through a structure to an interior courtyard. Which is not what they have. They have a canopy structure outside their front door that cars can drive under to avoid the elements when entering or leaving. I hate these people again in the very first scene. I can’t deal with another season of NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME! I AM RICH! I’d love to just see their houses without all the constant bragging. Heather is exhausted by purchasing seven thousand dollar sinks for her beauty salon.
At the :40 Heather tells us she has 14 bathrooms in her house. I would be so embarrassed to say that on TV. Especially in California where water is at such a premium.
Vicki goes to meet Shannon for dinner. Shannon is already discussing her new yeast free diet. She doesn’t do salad dressing because it has vinegar. Um, vinegar is super good for you. What does vinegar have to do with yeast. Vicki says that Brooks just moved into the house with her. Shannon says she is glad for her. Brianna is pisssed about it. I don’t care. Brianna needs to put a sock in it. Both Vicki and Shannon look lovely. Especially, Vicki. Vicki says something about how Shannon and David are doing so well now, and Shannon looks like she is hiding something.
Tamra is getting new boobs. Again. Eddie looks terrible. What has she done to him. Tamra is now close with her new daughter-in-law, Sarah. Sarah is almost ready to have the baby. Tamra’s face looks different. She is not wearing much make-up, so that could be it. Tamra claims she learned last season to think twice before she speaks. She says she is going to tell people what they want to hear, “Life is beautiful and my breasts are real.” Tamara says she is not going to share herself with anyone this season.
We get to see Tamra get new boobs. She is upset that none of her “friends” are there for this momentous occasion. Tamra is setting up a lonely victim storyline and I hate it.
Tamra is having a baby shower for herself. Um I mean he daughter in law. It’s a country theme replete with hay bales. Her mom is there and so is her ex, Ryan’s dad. Lynn Curtain also shows up. Continue reading
It’s time to get ready for Season 10 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. I was thinking the other night that on Real Housewives of New York this season, I really don’t feel very strongly one way or the other about anyone on the show this season. I’m not a fan or any of them, I’m not a detractor of any of them. Some weeks I find one or two more interesting than the others. Other weeks I find myself on the other side of the argument. I’m not sure if that makes for a good season or not. We shall see.
The upcoming season of the Real Housewives of Orange County is a whole nuther ball of wax. I like Vicki (& Brooks) and Shannon (& David)and I cannot stand Tamra Barney. Heather Dubrow is more likely to draw my disdain than my appreciation. But this new woman, Meghan King Edmonds I already despise. I may hate her more than Tamra Judge and I’ve only seen a few seconds of her.
Meghan is a 30-year-old married to a 44-year-old former baseball player. She takes every opportunity to mention that she was not looking to marry a professional athlete. I guess his dick just sort of fell into her. They were engaged while he was still legally married and married nine months after his second divorce was final. The husband, Jim Edmonds has four kids including a 17-year-old daughter. Meghan pointed out recently that her 17-year-ol stepdaughter’s mother is “dying of cancer.” That would be Jim’s first wife. It made my blood boil to see this shameless hussy talking about the mother of her husband’s children in such a negative manner regardless of the nature of her diagnosis. Continue reading
Did Tamra just get baptized? Seriously, was that her? Who died in Vicki’s family? I only know about the baseball players changing in and out. If you can catch me up to speed without mentioning other places. That would be groovy. Now, if you don’t mind. I am back on my mini vacation watching the Mad Men marathon…
It’s almost like being at the beach but not really.
Vicki posted on Instagram, last night, ” Tonight I received a phone call that is every person’s worst nightmare. My amazing, beautiful and strong mother passed on and is now with the love of her life my father in heaven. I am who I am today, because of her. An amazing cook, organized, bold personality and had a sense of style and fashion that I adored. I miss you so much mommy! My life will never be the same without you to give me advice and your wisdom. You were so healthy and so vibrant and so beautiful. I still need you. I love you MOM. Continue reading
Meghan King Edmonds’ Twitter is full of cuteness.
I’m really not sure I am ready to even acknowledge RHOOC yet, but the time for filming is already here. Sadly, everyone is coming back. I was really hoping Tamra Judge would not be back. I am also over Heather DuBrow. I am glad Vicki Gunvalson, Shannon Beador, and Lizzie Rovsek will return.
The Orange County franchise has also added two new women for Season Ten. Both are married to professional baseball players. One looks like fun, and the other? I don’t know much about her except for a picture, and that is enough for me to suspect that the crazy is strong. Continue reading
Vicki Gunvalson is the last remaining original housewife and she has no plans to leave the Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki gave an exclusive interview to US Weekly and caught us up on what is going on in her life.
The most shocking news from the interview is that Bravo threatened to demote her if she refused to continue filming with Brooks Ayers. Vicki and Brooks are back together and she has been supporting him through his fight with cancer. The Real Housewives of Orange County, perhaps more than any other franchise love a controversial partner. In fact, Shannon Beador’s husband is pretty much the most laid back male on the show. All of the others are pretty polarizing. Frankly, I’ve always liked Brooks. He’s a good ole Mississippi boy that I think is often misunderstood by the Orange Country crowd. Continue reading