Category Archives: Real Housewives of Orange County

Tamra’s OC Wedding

This is a Bravo PR pic but it doesn't look like her dress

This is a Bravo PR pic but it doesn’t look like her dress

I just watched the “first look” a few hours ago and now it’s time to watch the rest with y’all.  I just die when I see the St. Regis Monarch Beach. It’s so beautiful. I think I would have picked a better spot on the property, but I prefer a bit more of an intimate setting, being a hermit and all.

Now you know this woman does not have money for a $6K shoe. Surely they are being donated.  And what these posers don’t understand is really rich people don’t spend money this way unless they are also celebrities with people offering to sponsor them. Posers and wannabes by tons of Chanel bags and Loubs. People who got rich by earning their money are not wasteful with it. If I was OPRAH I would not $6K shoes. The hilarity of seeing these fools carrying purses that cost thousands of dollars as the stroll into bankruptcy court does not escape me. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Secrets Revealed

RHOOCreunioncastIt’s been yet another rainy weekend in ATL which makes me much more likely to nap, than blog. But the sun is on for now, so let’s see if the clip show of Real Housewives of Orange County had any good moments. I am not expecting much.

I have seen all of this on the reunion, so far. Have I already seen this show? Maybe a first look?  Lydia was a virgin when she got married. But do we need fifteen minutes of discussion about it?  Heather comes by the stick up her ass through DNA. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3

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With rumors swirling that even after all the Brooks drama, Vicki is still seeing him, we get to see Vicki take another blow or three regarding the Brooks issue. Why on earth Brianna would humiliate her mother publicly rather than delivering the blows more softly and in private is beyond me.

Does Heather’s story about someone just deciding they must have her house ring true for y’all? I mean I’m sure it happens on rare occasions… but it just seems sort of random.  OMG! She is really defending the onion ring incident? Yes, Heather, the man should have had his onion rings. In a question about Heather emasculating Terry, Heather’s answer is …wait for it…emasculating. Continue reading

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What the Hell is Going On in Orange County? Brooks Is Hiring a Hitman?

rhoocbrooksvickiI am half asleep because I have my days and nights backwards. I hopped on to sort through my email really fast and there were a couple from people from CDAN talking about Brooks taking out a hit man to kill Vicki’s business party. Brooks is taking Williamson, the partner in the Vodka fiasco, into civil court saying that Williamson has gone public with allegations that Brooks is trying to plot to murder Williamson and his wife by hiring a hitman. Brooks is suing for damages and emotional distress.

Also, Vicki believed Williamson at first and told Brooks to hit the bricks for the millionth time, but then as usual she got back together with him. Since Vicki seems to be sticking up for Brooks over her own business partner, Williamson is going to refile his original fraud charges against Vicki that he previous dropped. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2

The Real Housewives of Orange County - Season 8Before we even start, can someone explain to me who is dressing Andy lately? What is with all the hideous ties and no socks.  He wore NO SOCKS for the Oprahcalpse and he is sockless again tonight wearing saddle shoes! I personally hate socks and rarely wear them, but with saddle shoes? That has to hurt! His wardrobe has  really gone down.

I am ten minutes in to the reunion and there is nothing interesting to report. I don’t want to talk about Lydia’s mom’s pot smoking or Tamra’s teary suicide story. Let’s get to something interesting.  I do love the audience comment that Tamra has been a bitch for six seasons, one speech is not going to change your image. I love how Andrew let’s the viewers make all the nasty observations and completely keeps the blood off his beige suit. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Pt. I

RHOOCcast2Better late than never?

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part One, otherwise known as Rehashing of The Same Old Arguments One More Time. I don’t get why Vicki is still not divorced from Don. I know these things take time but in California, don’t they just divide everything down the middle and that is that? Oh, Vicki doesn’t want to have to pay spousal support.

Gretchen and Heather both have stank faces as the Mexico drama reel plays. Gretchen’s dress, is making me claustrophobic. I could not handle a dress that wraps around my throat. Now they are literally showing clips from past reunions as they bring up the same old rumors about Gretchen cheating on Jeff. Lydia is somehow moderating the reunion. Oh great, Tamra has whipped out a file of photos of Gretchen making out with her side piece.  We get it. She cheated. Move on.

Heather and Lydia get into it about the magazine cover. Lydia says Heather is just not well-known enough for the cover. Lydia did have a lengthy spread in the issue and that still irks Heather. Heather apparently blasted Lydia in her blog and Lydia is still pissed even though Heather apologized. These two still hate each other.

Lauri is on the couch! This should be good. Hmmm, I thought the grandbaby was in foster care? Yet here are photos of Josh and the baby. Lauri says everyone is just hunky dory. Odd. When Andy asks about Josh’s issues with addiction, Lauri says it is a process and he still as hope. That doesn’t sound like he is in the recovery stage. I really wish I knew where this foster care story originated from. I can’t see anyone just making that up, yet I have searched and found no credible source for the rumor. By credible source I do not mean someone saying it on a blog. I mean there must be a court record somewhere. Continue reading

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WWHL With Alexis Bellino and Jenni Pulos

Andy is calling the show Malibu Country tonight.  Right away, Jenny calls Ryan a “choad master!”  Jenny just had a baby and looks fabulous.

Gretchen and Vicki got the worst of it on the reunion. More Brooks stuff and more cheating on your dying fiancé stuff. Continue reading

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RHOOC Finale Recap: What the Heck is Ryan’s Deal?

RHOOCallYAY! It is a RHOOC mandatory party! Who will go sleep with the fishes penguins? The topic is of course how much everyone hates Gretchen (and Slade.) There are actual people at this party. Where did they come from?  Ryan is cavorting with the enemy talking trash about  Vicki to Gretchen and Slade. He is sure to point out that Brooks is a douchebag. Gretchen confronts Heather about Malibu Country Gate 2013. Heather is very condescending to Gretchen about the whole thing. Heather has an acting career, and Gretchen is a wannabe. Gretchen apologizes for hurting Heather’s feelings by being disengaged at the Hot in Cleveland shoot and that is not good enough for Heather. What is wrong with Heather this season?  Why is she such a follower of the pack when everyone decides the season target is Gretchen?

Tamra apologizes to Jim Bellino! This is a sure sign of the apocalypse! Jim and Alexis both cry! I am speechless! Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap

RHOOCcast2Time for the Real Housewives of Orange County! Personally, after just watching two people cry for an entire hour on The Bachelorette, probably need and extry anti-depressant. But don’t talk about that, the unfortunate west coasters have not seen it yet. Continue reading

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Real Houswives of Orange County Recap: Lydia Dislikes Teabagging

RHOOCcast2Sorry for delay.  I have been having major problems with my laptop and have been unable to get online since around noon on Monday. I am about to go to the Tamara Tattlers satellite office (at Mickey Dees) and try to get some things up.

On to the Real Housewives of Orange County Recap…Gretchen is mad at everyone.  Tamra has betrayed  her again. Heather is jealous of her acting roles.  Blah, blah, blah.  You are the chosen one for the bad edit this season,  Gretchen.  You had no problem ganging up on Alexis when it was her turn for the bad edit, or Vicki,  when it was her season for the bad edit.  What comes around  goes around.

Heather and Terry got a  $16.45 million offer on their house when it was  not even on the market.  That is pretty amazing with the soft  real estate market in California.  They would be fools  not to take it so they decided to build a new house and Terry has already found the lot. Continue reading

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Tamra Barney-Judge in Twitter War With Her First Husband

RHOOCTamraandEddieCan someone explain to me why Tamra Barney is arguing with her first husband on twitter?  All I get out of it is that her first husband was offended that she blamed him for one of her “suicide attempts.” He went to Radar or somewhere and told them that she was making up things for drama and he never cheated on her and he doesn’t appreciate being dragged into the drama.

If Tamra is so excited about her marriage to bachelor number three, why is she so invested in some twitter war with bachelor number one? Click through for the major points of the arguments. Continue reading

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WWHL With Vicki Gunvalson & Joe Buck

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I am at a bit of a disadvantage because I have not seen the Real Housewives of Orange County yet but I am dying to see Vicki on Watch What Happens Live! Um, wait a minute! The Bartender is the guy suing Vicki and Brooks for fraud? Well, this should be interesting. EDIT: Well, since there was no interaction between Vicki and her partner, I am guessing she offered him a bartender shot on WWHL to drop the charges.

Vicki told Tamra to stick her tongue to the ice and she did? I can’t wait to see that! The sportscaster dude was massaging Vicki’s shoulders. She asks him fill her love tank because it is kind of low right now. He downs half his drink.

Vicki, please explain what ‘ironic’ and “hypocrisy’ mean? Well, ironic means something is kind of the same. Hypocrisy means that what you’re doing, I’m okay with if I do it.” She also says Gretchen is hypocritical all the time. Continue reading

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