Category Archives: Real Housewives of Orange County

Shannon Beador Never Shuts The Fuck Up!

RHOOC Shannon STFU

Shannon Beador rarely goes a full day without address her fans on Facebook via live feed. She is quite convinced that she is winning and that last night episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County validated her turning away from Vicki and jumping on the cunt satchel sofa to eventually become even more disgusting that Meghan and Tamra. Because, delusional.

We begin with her picking through her kids Halloween loot and admitting she is a sugar addict.  So vinegar is the devil because it has sugar in it but eating a pile of Twizzlers is just something that must be done. Got it.

Can she ever forgive Vicki? She doesn’t even know. There was a lot of stuff we didn’t see. They started off the season knowing exactly what they were doing (Vicki and Brooks).

David shows up and they pause to get their daughters in the picture. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3: What a Shit Show

RHOOC Vicki and Briana Reunion

 

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to come to a disgusting end. My only question is how low will Brianna go in all of this.  The very first thing we hear is Brianna talking about Brooks and Tamra interrupting her to coach her on her details saying, “He talking about beating you and showing you his penis!” Because Tamra lives to stir the pot even when it is already at full boil. Next we get a montage of the psychic saying he doesn’t see cancer, and the harpies making wild accusations, an shoddy detective work by Meghan.

Tamra tells a story from last season when Heather was filming an episode of Hawaii 5-0  and they girls all went with her to Hawaii. She says that while they were their Vicki told her Brooks was worried he had cancer. She called him on the way home to see what the doctor said and he would not talk to her until she was alone. At that point he told her it was not cancer. Tamra says that Brooks plays the cancer card a lot to get sympathy.

Vicki directly says that she believes that Brooks has cancer. Tamra says that her very first year on the show, Vicki called and told her that someone she was very close with had pancreatic cancer (actually, Brianna interrupted to say it was pancreatic cancer) and was dying. She said she felt like she should leave Donn to be with him.  WOW. This is news and Vicki is not denying any of it.

Just before the play Brooks interview, she says, “It’s so disgusting, the whole thing.” But it’s unclear what exactly she is referring to.

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Are You Ready for Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to End?

You might as well get the popcorn ready because the dramatic conclusion (ha!) of the Real Housewives of Orange County mercifully concludes TONIGHT, not on Monday in its regular time. This is great news for me since today is the first and it will get the blogging month off to a great start as we will only be outraged one last time about how brutal the other housewives are toward Vicki.  Nothing makes you guys comment as much as these miserable reunions.

In this clip, it is clear that Andy is totally #TeamShannon as he seems to think that Shannon using Vicki as a listening ear to hear about the gory details of David’s cheating (imagine if we heard about his double dipping on her birthday, the level of detail she endured) amounts to emotional support for Vicki. Continue reading

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WWHL With Alexis Bellino And Wendi McLendon-Covey

WWHL ALexis

I know this is late and I would normally skip it, but there was some interesting stuff said, so here is a quick recap of the highlights.  Much is made of the constant discussion of Jesus and Satan on RHOOC this year. Andy also clears up that Alexis sent the email and asked him to share it with Tamra. She said he could read it on the air if he wanted, but she wrote it for Tamra. Which begs the question, “Does Alexis have Tamra’s email?”  Alexis says that she ws not trying to judge. She immediately tweeted that she didn’t mean it to be judgemental. She just wanted Tamra to back up her baptism with her actions. Despite Tamra saying mean stuff  about  Alexis when cameras were rolling, she texted something nice to her during a break in filming.

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Shannon Drags David To Do an Interview With ET About How She Doesn’t Want To Talk About His Affair

I haven’t looked to see if Shannon did a live feed last night. Well, hell, now I want to. Hold on.  Oh hell. Nothing for a whole day yesterday but I forgot about the Shannon and David Show after the reunion. I’m listening to it now. It’s a cacophony of stupid. They are both reading the comments from people out loud before they know what they saying and some are them are mean. They are both reading at the same time so neither  has any idea what the other is saying. Not five minutes went by before they started talking about Nicole. Shannon can’t understand  why she would go to the football game where she has season tickets with her husband.

Anyway, they did this interview for ET! Tonight which is all Shannon wants to do in life.  David can’t stop kissing Shannon’s ass is crazy scary,  I’m starting to think David is a submissive who is into humiliation.  David is thrilled that Heather kept going in on Vicki. He’s really into abusive women these days.

Anyway, back to the ET! Interview….. In the text of the story they quote Shannon as saying, ” During the football game confrontation, Shannon reportedly yelled at Nicole, “Wait until Monday. Wait until Monday. The press will be all over you again — you just wait.” Oh yeah, she’s over it all right. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2 Recap:

Every version of this photo is stretched vertically. No good reunion photos exist.

Every version of this photo is stretched vertically. No good reunion photos exist.

I’m getting a late start because I have been working on a RHONY post all damn day and y’all probably won’t even find it that interesting. (Though I hope you do.)  I think I might be subconsciously procrastinating to avoid recapping this crap. I’m going to try be invested in this post. I doubt I will be swayed away from Vicki’s side at this point. These women are just way over invested in hurting Vicki.

We started with some gross enema crap, then moved on to Heather has a great big house. I was bored and started doing some back end work and forgot I was supposed to be recapping right up until the part where Heather says she has two frozen totsicles. AKA fertilized eggs that they are not going to use.  Andy immediately wants to buy them. They are Jewish totsicles and they have a doctor for a daddy. I have not doubt that Andy is serious as a heart attack.  I imagine good Jewish eggs are hard to find. I’m serious.

Right after the first break we return with Jim Edmonds on the couch sitting right new to his special friend Andrew. He looks very nervous. Andy makes a joke about how in all of his years as a Cardinals fan, he never expected to see him on a reunion couch. Well, he is an idiot then, because this is the second wife Jim has tried to get on RHOOC and he seemed hell bent to keep on marrying women until Andy found one he liked. What a different season we would have had if the original baseball player had not had an ill-timed drug relapse and Jim got called up from the bench with that shrew he married in the third round draft pick. Continue reading

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