Better late than never?
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part One, otherwise known as Rehashing of The Same Old Arguments One More Time. I don’t get why Vicki is still not divorced from Don. I know these things take time but in California, don’t they just divide everything down the middle and that is that? Oh, Vicki doesn’t want to have to pay spousal support.
Gretchen and Heather both have stank faces as the Mexico drama reel plays. Gretchen’s dress, is making me claustrophobic. I could not handle a dress that wraps around my throat. Now they are literally showing clips from past reunions as they bring up the same old rumors about Gretchen cheating on Jeff. Lydia is somehow moderating the reunion. Oh great, Tamra has whipped out a file of photos of Gretchen making out with her side piece. We get it. She cheated. Move on.
Heather and Lydia get into it about the magazine cover. Lydia says Heather is just not well-known enough for the cover. Lydia did have a lengthy spread in the issue and that still irks Heather. Heather apparently blasted Lydia in her blog and Lydia is still pissed even though Heather apologized. These two still hate each other.
Lauri is on the couch! This should be good. Hmmm, I thought the grandbaby was in foster care? Yet here are photos of Josh and the baby. Lauri says everyone is just hunky dory. Odd. When Andy asks about Josh’s issues with addiction, Lauri says it is a process and he still as hope. That doesn’t sound like he is in the recovery stage. I really wish I knew where this foster care story originated from. I can’t see anyone just making that up, yet I have searched and found no credible source for the rumor. By credible source I do not mean someone saying it on a blog. I mean there must be a court record somewhere. Continue reading
Andy is calling the show Malibu Country tonight. Right away, Jenny calls Ryan a “choad master!” Jenny just had a baby and looks fabulous.
Gretchen and Vicki got the worst of it on the reunion. More Brooks stuff and more cheating on your dying fiancé stuff. Continue reading
YAY! It is a RHOOC mandatory party! Who will go sleep with the fishes penguins? The topic is of course how much everyone hates Gretchen (and Slade.) There are actual people at this party. Where did they come from? Ryan is cavorting with the enemy talking trash about Vicki to Gretchen and Slade. He is sure to point out that Brooks is a douchebag. Gretchen confronts Heather about Malibu Country Gate 2013. Heather is very condescending to Gretchen about the whole thing. Heather has an acting career, and Gretchen is a wannabe. Gretchen apologizes for hurting Heather’s feelings by being disengaged at the Hot in Cleveland shoot and that is not good enough for Heather. What is wrong with Heather this season? Why is she such a follower of the pack when everyone decides the season target is Gretchen?
Tamra apologizes to Jim Bellino! This is a sure sign of the apocalypse! Jim and Alexis both cry! I am speechless! Continue reading
Time for the Real Housewives of Orange County! Personally, after just watching two people cry for an entire hour on The Bachelorette, probably need and extry anti-depressant. But don’t talk about that, the unfortunate west coasters have not seen it yet. Continue reading
Sorry for delay. I have been having major problems with my laptop and have been unable to get online since around noon on Monday. I am about to go to the Tamara Tattlers satellite office (at Mickey Dees) and try to get some things up.
On to the Real Housewives of Orange County Recap…Gretchen is mad at everyone. Tamra has betrayed her again. Heather is jealous of her acting roles. Blah, blah, blah. You are the chosen one for the bad edit this season, Gretchen. You had no problem ganging up on Alexis when it was her turn for the bad edit, or Vicki, when it was her season for the bad edit. What comes around goes around.
Heather and Terry got a $16.45 million offer on their house when it was not even on the market. That is pretty amazing with the soft real estate market in California. They would be fools not to take it so they decided to build a new house and Terry has already found the lot. Continue reading
Can someone explain to me why Tamra Barney is arguing with her first husband on twitter? All I get out of it is that her first husband was offended that she blamed him for one of her “suicide attempts.” He went to Radar or somewhere and told them that she was making up things for drama and he never cheated on her and he doesn’t appreciate being dragged into the drama.
If Tamra is so excited about her marriage to bachelor number three, why is she so invested in some twitter war with bachelor number one? Click through for the major points of the arguments. Continue reading
I am at a bit of a disadvantage because I have not seen the Real Housewives of Orange County yet but I am dying to see Vicki on Watch What Happens Live! Um, wait a minute! The Bartender is the guy suing Vicki and Brooks for fraud? Well, this should be interesting. EDIT: Well, since there was no interaction between Vicki and her partner, I am guessing she offered him a bartender shot on WWHL to drop the charges.
Vicki told Tamra to stick her tongue to the ice and she did? I can’t wait to see that! The sportscaster dude was massaging Vicki’s shoulders. She asks him fill her love tank because it is kind of low right now. He downs half his drink.
Vicki, please explain what ‘ironic’ and “hypocrisy’ mean? Well, ironic means something is kind of the same. Hypocrisy means that what you’re doing, I’m okay with if I do it.” She also says Gretchen is hypocritical all the time. Continue reading
Being a blogger on a Monday Night!
Tamra starts by going after Vicki’s dress, which I LOVE. It is the best dress I have ever seen Vicki in. I love how she refers to the gif above that I put up last night before seeing the show.
Lydia has HUGE eyeballs. Ever since I heard that your eyes are the same size since birth, I keep trying to imagine a baby with those eyeballs. Am I weird? Don’t answer that.
We start with a sit down dinner. Which is the housewives equivalent of a boxing ring. A bunch of dumb blondes trying to define irony and hypocrisy is rather amusing. This conversation between Gretchen and Vicki is amazingly calm and bitchy at the same time. Ooops spoke too soon. Vicki is banging the table and turning into Rosie. Continue reading
Lauri says that she was very clear that she did not know if Vicki was having sex with the other two people she was in bed with. Vicki tweeted that Lauri must need money and that is why she is back on the show. Lauri responds with, “Well, why is Vicki doing it then?” Hate to say it but good point,
Faye Lauri! Continue reading
The RHOOC leaving LAX for their trip to Whistler.
I am watching the very end of last week’s show and the credits are rolling and I just happened to notice the following, “Promotional Consideration Provided by Wines for Wives.” I found that odd. I thought that the whole point of these products was the free advertising. Now Bravo is making the housewives pay for advertising? Very interesting.
This is going to be a down and dirty blog because I have to be done by 10 because my DVR is recording two shows and 10 and I will miss the ending if I get too far behind. So y’all feel free to add in the details I miss tonight in comments. Lydia is taking everyone skiing in Canada. I posted about this at the time. I’m dying to see Whistler. I’ve never been there. I would make fun of the Bible that Alexis gave Lydia but I have one like it covered in mother of pearl. I think we got it in Jerusalem. It wins any my Bible is prettier than your bible contests. Sorry RHOOC.
Tamra quote of the night, “Vicki will hardly say vagina. She’s definitely not going to go down on one.” Continue reading
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Speaking of people who don’t write their own blogs, here is another doozy by Gretchen Rossi. To be fair, it does sort of have her voice. I am sure she scratched some of this out, but I don’t believe for a minute she knows how to properly use a semicolon. She has a good editor. I should hire him or her for mine. Her blog is NINE PAGES and I have tried to pare it down some, but it’s all pretty interesting so I am going to leave the commenting on specifics to you guys. You can read the ENTIRE NINE PAGES HERE, if you would like. Let’s dive in. Everything from this point on is Gretchen’s words.
I gotta give it to Tamra though; this girl can sell ice to Eskimos. She has this ability to truly make you believe everything she tells you or texts you and then she can turn around and say or do the complete opposite on camera. I just wish she would have been honest with me from the get go about this whole Alexis issue, because now it feels like she was lying to us both. She was telling me one thing, all the while telling Alexis the complete opposite. I was played like a fiddle by Tamra on this one.
Eddie calling me childish for not wanting to be there if Alexis was going was hypocritical. Just a few weeks earlier he was the one saying he didn’t want to be anywhere Vicki was and was questioning why Tamra was having Vicki to events. He even said he didn’t think Tamra should be friends with a liar, a cheater, and a manipulating person like her. Was Eddie being childish too then? Continue reading
Time for Real Housewives of Orange County and I hardly remember where I left off. I meant to prescreen last weeks special episode but I never got around to picking it up and I haven’t even seen it yet. Oh wait, it was the salsa party. And the beginning of the Everyone Hates Gretchen Season. Okay I am ready.
Well I was ready, and then Banjo’s Mystery illness kicked in and I got all freaked out and had to get him settled. He is settled down now and fine after consulting with my favorite vet.
Anyway it is #WeddingDressGate2013 Gretchen is pissed that Alexis was going and initially refused to go until she realized she would lose camera time so she is now in the limo with all the girls except Heather and Alexis who will be meeting them there. I realize this is a reality TV show but would anyone want so many opinions when trying on bridal gowns? I went with a bride to be once, it was just the two of us, and the only suggestion that I made was that it was going to be cold out so she might want a sleeve and even that didn’t sit well. I can’t imagine what this is going to be like. Gretchen who is sort of not exactly engaged to Slade is wearing the huge engagement ring that she got from he last boyfriend while he was on death’s door. This pisses Vicki off because the party line for the rest of this season (selected by producers) is apparently that Gretchen makes everything about Gretchen. I don’t see the problem here. I sometimes wear my mothers engagement ring, because it’s beautiful and I own it. Alas for poor Gretchen, the nitpicking has begun. Continue reading