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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Game Changer

 

Guess who? Found it on Twitter Halloween 2014

Guess who? Found it on Twitter Halloween 2014

I thought I would just start this recap with a picture of Meghan that we can all appreciate. This was her Halloween attire for her first Halloween party with her new husband. Someone commented that is was a great use of her wedding dress. I have started two “hate” threads in my 3-4 years of blogging.  And the one for her was before I even saw an single episode. Click here to see who the other lucky recipient was.

Moving on to tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County it should be a rollercoaster of emotions. BTW, I think I need to put nine lemons in a bowl and put it in my financial sector. I keep meaning to do that every time I see Shannon’s tagline.

Meghan

As Jim is doing all the moving while Meghan talks about how she does everything in the move. The she takes a phone call from Shannon and invites her to her Bunko party the next night. Instead of Meghan gracefully accepting the invitation she decides to go in on Shannon again. Shannon  looks awesome but she has on a full face of makeup.  Meghan refused to give Shannon an answer tells her she will get back to her. As Shannon says, “The balls on her!” Shannon calls back a few minutes later to tell Meghan that the whole concept of needing to prove herself to Meghan is ridiculous and she is welcome to come or not. Good for you Shannon.

Tamra

Tamra and Vicki are at a spa talking about the wonders of grandchildren. Vicki thinks being a grandma will soften Tamra’s cold black heart. Then we have the infomercial part of the show. We are shown Vicki’s naked ass with no blurring! Actually, it was a great ass for someone of her age. I’d swap with her for sure.

Heather

Heather takes the kids for haircuts. Heather whines that she has to do everything. Yes, Heather, that is called being a mother. Oh joy, more fireworks are happening. This makes four nights in a row.

Heather does an appearance on Botched to have something cut out of her hand. WTF is in her hand? A plantar wart? Continue reading

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Tamra Judge Talks About Her Custody Case

Rhooc Tamra gets a shock

I have no idea why this posted in the middle of the night. I was up, and I had started moving the blog parts I wanted to purple pen in last night and planned to save it for today. Weird that it posted. I must have hit the wrong button last night or something.

I THINK Stella is getting her groove back? It’s just taking some time. The last year had been a long painful journey for me and coming back to the show and filming scared me. I really did feel like I had been hit by a truck and I was learning to function again. What most people didn’t know I was going through some really painful issues while filming (last year) and I was not allowed to talk about them on camera for legal reasons. My ex-husband put me and the children thorough a painful custody battle that lasted a year. A year of court dates, attorney fees, sleepless nights, scared children, therapy appointments, false media stories, lies, embarrassment, but most of all the worst pain I had ever felt. These are memories that me and my children will never forget. This is pain that has changed each one of my kids in different ways. My two youngest kids are closer to me than ever. My oldest daughter has chosen to go live with her dad and every day without her is painful for me.

One reason I didn’t work on the post right away is I wanted to refresh my memory on the outcome of the case.  The judge didn’t change anything about the custody agreement, it is all 50/50  EXCEPT for the 16-year-old who asked the judge to give Simon full custody. Tamra has visitation every other weekend and for a few set hours during the week and whenever else the daughter chooses to see her. Continue reading

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Meghan’s Delusional Ramblings of the Week

RHOOC Meghan Tamra

I suppose it is time for me to  pull out my purple pen. I really wanted to do a RHONY blog but neither Sonja or Dorinda have posted one and the rest are sort of bland. So thank God for Meghan I guess.

Here is Meghan’s interpretation of this week’s RHOOC events. And of course my purple pen rebuttal.

And so Phone-Gate continues. Even watching this was exhausting because it was so stupid and petty for Shannon to storm off on me like she did and make a scene in the Bello’s home.

Why is it that you feel the need to confront Shannon at every turn? The state of her marriage is common knowledge, her only previous encounters with you were when you and her husband were flirting. Could you not have called any of the other housewives, perhaps say…Heather to teach you how to throw a charity event? It seems a bit odd you never asked any of the others, and you hired people to do the event for you so all you had to do is show up. And yet…

If Shannon reacted like an adult she would’ve swallowed her pride, apologized for unintentionally offending me, and explain she was caught off guard, the issue would have been laid to rest. There was no ambush as she described it unless she was recreating history in her own mind. What the cameras show was what happened. There was no prodding from production for me to talk to Shannon about this or to make the phone call in the first place, it was all my idea.  

When someone makes it clear they are not interested in you, and don’t particularly care for you, the adult thing to do find other people to hang around.  Speaking of swallowing, one would think based on your resume that swallowing your pride would be easy for you. Swallowing your pride applies to you in this instance, not Shannon.  It was your pride that was wounded when Shannon made it clear she didn’t want anything to do with you.  Did you swallow your pride for the benefit of your charity event and invite one of the major players in the charity to your party? No, you did not. You did not swallow. You of all people should know that swallowing can really improve you status.

Anyway, I was angry when I saw Jimmy turn away when I tried to kiss him at the Bello’s. He was embarrassed that I was involved in a dramatic scene at his friends’ house but he should’ve trusted me to know that I wasn’t “ambushing” Shannon. He should’ve kissed me and looked me in the eyes. I had no idea he reacted this way until I saw the episode because I was so preoccupied with the ridiculous drama. When I asked him about this moment he told me he acted this way because he doesn’t like drama and he apologized.  

Did you not see all the other times he has done it so far? Like every time you go near him?  So you and your spouse don’t like drama yet you signed up to be on a housewives show where you proceeded to go after Shannon on every single occasion you ran into her. What exactly was your husband apologizing to you for? You seem to miss a lot of clues people give you about not wanting to be around you.

It was plain for all to see Shannon wanted nothing to do with me. Additionally, who calls someone to tell them they aren’t invited? That’s just weird. And she made it clear that she was upset I had her private cell number so there was no way in hell I was going to call her unless she gave me her number personally. Lastly, Jimmy didn’t want Shannon at our home because of her blow up in Napa. He knew how hard I had been working on the JDRF party and how stressed I was with our upcoming move that he told me she was not allowed to step foot in our home until I had de-stressed from our move. Jimmy and I made it clear to Shannon and David after the fact that it was Jimmy’s idea to not invite the Beadors and there were no hard feelings.

Do you really expect us to believe that Jimmy gives a shit one way or another about who you invite to a charity function? You really are dumb. Jimmy doesn’t even seem to be aware that you exist. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Charity Case

RHOOC Cast  Season 10

Between last night’s Nene drama and the Trump drama and the insanely good BB17 feeds that are still going on today, I have not been able to get to RHOOC until now. And frankly, I’m not really looking forward to the show. My I hate the new housewife post has been viewed A LOT since last night so I know it isn’t a fun show.

Heather sits down with Meghan because Heather has no compassion for Shannon and wants to be a shit stirrer again this season and finds Meghan to be the perfect minion in that regard. I swear the triumvirate of Heather, Meghan, and Tamra will be downfall of this series.  And just like that Tamra sticks her nose in it.  Shannon is crying in the bathroom. Meghan tries to kiss her alleged husband and he clinches his lips and flinches. Meghan tries to approach Shannon to apologize and then goes in on her again. Meghan is a bitch. Shannon walks away from Meghan again. Meghan needs to buy a clue.

Vicki returns home from Florida and she doesn’t feel well. Brooks and Vicki talk about juicing and um, other dietary changes Brooks is making to help with chemo.

Meghan has bought a friend to do all the wifely duties she doesn’t want to be bothered with. Brooks a brough an event planner to do all of the event work that she doesn’t want to be bothered with.

Heather is building a house. I bet you didn’t know that. It’s a lot of work for her to approve sinks and flooring. She has a  very hard life. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Off to Wine Cuntry!

RHOOC  Cast in white

So I was busy remembering what having a real life was at 9. Now at 11:30  I am about to watch RHOOC. This may be more of a  random thoughts thing than a recap.

Random Thought #1 Meghan is not just a cunt satchel, she’s cunt checked luggage and a cunt trunk. Oh and the show has not started yet. There is still ten minutes of Odd Mom Out.  I am not hating this part of Odd Mom Out. It may grow on me. I didn’t know rich people did credit card roulette. I’ve seen it done. But more often with people not spending $6k for a lettuce leaf and some sake, there is usually a posturing for who “gets” to pay for it because they make more than the rest of us. I love when that happens. Because, peon.

Random Thought #2 Meghan wants it known that she was flirting with David. And she had the balls to call Shannon to ask for her help with a charity event. And she can’t believe that Shannon doesn’t like her.  Meghan’s whole story line seems to be “this one time at a hoe down, I was the hoe so I should so be on this show!”

Random Thought #3 Heather loves pretending she paid for the private jet. #PromotionalScene

Random Thought #4  Well that is a great Christian duo . Tamra “I’m saved so if you don’t like it, suck it!”  And Meghan “If a church sings all the verses, I don’t have time for that, I don’t want to spend my whole Sunday there.”   Sigh.  Sadly, these are the “Christians” of  2015 in the OC. I knew I was going to be bothered by this storyline. Not because I am particularly religious, but because I have great respect for those who truly are. This could be a new low for Bravo and that bar is below sea level. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Discussion Post

RHOOC Cast  Season 10

Apparently, I am so unplugged I didn’t realize what show I was not going to recap tonight. OOOPS. It’s RHOOC. That makes me feel better, I actually prefer RHONY at this point. And the new bitch Meghan is why. Let’s see what she has to say shall we?

I can’t believe all of the feedback I got after the first episode: good, bad, and ugly. My first dose of stardom was overwhelming to say the least. I am shocked by all of the statements that were formed after I was on television for only a few minutes. I knew it was going to be a wild ride, so here we go.

It was mostly bad and ugly, wasn’t it? This blog just goes to show why.

Doesn’t Mexico sound fabulous! What I wouldn’t give to go on a relaxing summer vacation right now with my family. I’m a little green with envy that Vicki and Brooks can jet off to her place in Mexico while I am swamped with learning how to live with a 17 year-old and I get a little green every time I get on a plane it to go to St. Louis to see my husband and step-kids. However, I was a bit shocked to learn that Brooks is in the midst of his chemo and is going to Mexico. Some kind of physical strength he must have to be able to do that. Maybe it’s from all his holistic juicing and vitamin “cancer cures”.

Oh so you are going to be the kind of cunt who mocks people in chemotherapy?  Cunt. Continue reading

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WWHL With Jenny McCarthy and Vicki Gunvalson

WWHL VIcki Gunvalson Jenny McCarthy

I am excited to hear Andy mention Jenny’s PTSD from The View, I love me some gossip about The View behind the scenes catfighting. Jenny says they got it right wit Raven Symone. I hate Jenny’s jumpsuit. Vicki is wearing a black tank dress, not my favorite but fine.  Andy’s mother is behind the bar with his sister who I have never seen before. It’s her first time in the clubhouse. That is interesting.

Vicki has giant dimples. Has that always the case?

Jenny Questions:

Best and worst moments on The View? Best was her birthday because they let you pick your guests. Worst was the day Barbara Walters came to her dressing room and accused her of not flushing her tampon, and it wasn’t hers. Jenny says there is only one bathroom on the floor for all the ladies and guests. Barbara came in and inquired if she was the culprit. Wow. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap:

RHOOC Cast  Season 10

 

For the second week in a row I have a headache after recapping Shah of Sunset. Also, WWHL is on a half an hour early tonight so I will be unable to recap that until tomorrow due to DVR scheduling conflicts.

Heather

So it’s time for a party and Heather is going to be the first this season. Oh dear God. She has a sparkling wine brand now.

This duo goes to a juice bar and places stupid orders. I hate people who have to micromanage food and drink orders.  Everyone is coming to Heather’s party except Vicki who has business in Florida.  Lizzy will be there and Tamra is very emotional for some reason. Crying for no reason.

Shannon
I am not going to recap this couples therapy shit. It’s ridiculous.

Meghan

The trophy wife goes shopping with the athlete to add some things that she likes to add to the house the last wife decorated. Jim continues to be an asshole and doesn’t want to buy anything Meghan wants but is interested in buying something for the kid’s room. They have only been married for four months. Both of these people are just horrid creatures.

Later these two get together for a Horrid Creature summit with Heather and Terry. Bleck. Apparently, they are going to the party at Vicki’s together.

Continue reading

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RHOOC Blog Roundup: Tamra Wins The Blogs This Week? WTF?

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So I just read through all the RHOOC blogs and was unimpressed by them. Shannon’s blog is all about her therapy and how they decided to do it on camera to help others in similar situations. Heather’s is all about how hard it is to build a ginormous mansion. Vicki’s is a Q & A about her relationship with Brooks. She seems to be finally setting limits with Brianna. Meghan’s is a vapid as you would expect. She referred to how cute she looked a couple times. So I settled on Tamra’s which was the most interesting. She is loving life as a “Tam-ma” not just to the new baby who is four months old now, but to the babies three step sisters as well. It seems she really has a great relationship with her daughter in law now. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Season Premiere Recap: Under Construction

RHOOC Cast  Season 10

 

It’s time for the premiere of Season Ten of Real Housewives of Orange County. So much of our lives wasted watching this nonsense, but I can’t look away.

Heather

We start with Heather in the kitchen with her kids making breakfast. Her youngest daughter who looks to be about 4 or five has a pacifier. Heather tells her to take it out because she is not in bed anymore. She refuses and Heather does nothing.  I see an orthodontics bill and a shrink bill in that one’s future. Heather goes right into how fine she is at the huge rental house they live in.  Pretentiousness already as they ride out to new house that has like 50 foot ceiling in the foyer and a porte cochere which is apparently a new word for them that describes essentially a driveway  that goes through a structure to an interior courtyard.   Which is not what they have. They have a canopy structure outside their front door that cars can drive under to avoid the elements when entering or leaving. I hate these people again in the very first scene. I can’t deal with another season of NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME! I AM RICH!  I’d love to just see their houses without all the constant bragging. Heather is exhausted by purchasing seven thousand dollar sinks for her beauty salon.

At the :40 Heather tells us she has 14 bathrooms in her house. I would be so embarrassed to say that on TV. Especially in California where water is at such a premium.

Vicki

Vicki goes to meet Shannon for dinner.  Shannon is already discussing her new yeast free diet. She doesn’t do salad dressing because it has vinegar. Um, vinegar is super good for you. What does vinegar have to do with yeast.  Vicki says that Brooks just moved into the house with her. Shannon says she is glad for her.  Brianna is pisssed about it. I don’t care. Brianna needs to put a sock in it.  Both Vicki and Shannon look lovely. Especially, Vicki.  Vicki says something about how Shannon and David are doing so well now, and Shannon looks like she is hiding something.

Tamra

Tamra is getting new boobs. Again.  Eddie looks terrible. What has she done to him. Tamra is now close with her new daughter-in-law, Sarah. Sarah is almost ready to have the baby. Tamra’s face looks different. She is not wearing much make-up, so that could be it. Tamra claims she learned last season to think twice before she speaks. She says she is going to tell people what they want to hear, “Life is beautiful and my breasts are real.”  Tamara says she is not going to share herself with anyone this season.

We get to see Tamra get new boobs. She is upset that none of her “friends” are there for this momentous occasion. Tamra is setting up a lonely victim storyline and I hate it.

Tamra is having a baby shower for herself. Um I mean he daughter in law.  It’s a country theme replete with hay bales. Her mom is there and so is her ex, Ryan’s dad.  Lynn Curtain also shows up. Continue reading

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I Already HATE The New Girl on Real Housewives of Orange County

It’s time to get ready for Season 10 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. I was thinking the other night that on Real Housewives of New York this season, I really don’t feel very strongly one way or the other about anyone on the show this season. I’m not a fan or any of them, I’m not a detractor of any of them. Some weeks I find one or two more interesting than the others. Other weeks I find myself on the other side of the argument. I’m not sure if that makes for a good season or not. We shall see.

The upcoming season of the Real Housewives of Orange County is a whole nuther ball of wax.  I like Vicki (& Brooks) and Shannon (& David)and I cannot stand Tamra Barney. Heather Dubrow is more likely to draw my disdain than my appreciation. But this new woman, Meghan King Edmonds I already despise. I may hate her more than Tamra Judge and I’ve only seen a few seconds of her.

Meghan is a 30-year-old married to a 44-year-old former baseball player. She takes every opportunity to mention that she was not looking to marry a professional athlete.  I guess his dick just sort of fell into her. They were engaged while he was still legally married and married nine months after his second divorce was final.  The husband, Jim Edmonds has four kids including  a 17-year-old daughter. Meghan pointed out recently that her 17-year-ol  stepdaughter’s  mother is “dying of cancer.”  That would be Jim’s first wife.  It made my blood boil to see this shameless hussy talking about the mother of her husband’s children in such a negative manner regardless of the nature of her diagnosis. Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Preview Looks AWESOME

Did Tamra just get baptized? Seriously, was that her?  Who died in Vicki’s family? I only know about the baseball players changing in and out. If you can catch me up to speed without mentioning other places. That would be groovy. Now, if you don’t mind. I am back on my mini vacation watching the Mad Men marathon…

*cheers*

It’s almost like being at the beach but not really.

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