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Real Housewives of New York Recap: Vagina Monologues

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It’s time for more Vagina Monologues by Bethenny Frankel, um Yay?

We start with a group scene (of all the girls that Bethenny and Carole will film with) and a discussion of Jules’ vagina then Bethenny comes in and actually announces that it is the Vagina Monologues.  At least we will hear about Jules’ vagina and not just Bethenny’s meanwhile, play along with me as we drink each time someone says ‘vagina.”  I hope Bravo realizes half of the gay men have changed channels in the first three minutes. OH MY GOD! Jules has photos on her phone of her bruised and bloody vagina that she is passing around. It’s like a contest! Bethenny forges ahead with her vagina story and says that Dorinda came with her to the doctor. Jules points out that must have been a comfort to have Dorinda with her. Bethenny says, “Imagine me bringing YOU!” and busts out laughing in Jules face. Jules very sweetly points out in her confessional that Bethenny’s humor is at other people’s expense.  Something I discussed at length here.  Bethenny then suddenly cries for herself. Wow.

The point of the gathering is to make their own pizzas. Jules wants to put lidocaine in her pizza. Which is ridiculous. But I would love to by her tube of 5% lidocaine from her.  Carole who loves to discuss eating drug laced gummy bears can’t seem to figure out why someone with a broken vagina would have a topical pain killer, so she mocks Jules in her talking head and then brings up her eating disorder. Carole even asks her how much she weighs on camera after she specifically said she doesn’t want to know how much she ways. God, Carole is an insufferable, hangry bitch. No wonder she and Bethenny get along so well.

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Confirmed! Julianne Wainstein Filming With RHONY; Plus All the Salary Negotiation Tea

Photo: Instagram

Photo: Instagram

Julianne Wainstein has been spotted filming with her friend Dorinda Medley and Bethenny Frankel for Real Housewives of New York this week in NYC. That’s new RHONY Julianne with her back turned to us to face Bethenny Frankel while they are all pretending to have a bite to eat at Catch NYC.  Mostly what is important for us to know about Julianne is that her husband is rich, she’s close with Dorinda, Bethenny will probably love her, she is half-Japanese, sophisticated, and last I knew she was an event planner.

Julianne will be replacing Heather Thomson who has taken her ball and gone home after one of her major investors with a managerial role in Yummie Tummie has refused to allow the RHONY camera inside the business. Since that was Heather’s whole point in being on, she has left the show and is trying to oust the investor from the company. The guy was actually the one to give her the very first million dollar loan to start the company and has had a major hand it the success of the company. Heather is going to court to try to remove him from his managerial duties. I guess she doesn’t need him anymore. Continue reading

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Will LuAnn de Lesseps Girl Code Video Ever Be Released?

I thought Luann's #TBT with her dad was appropriated for this dated post.

    I thought Luann’s #TBT with her dad was appropriate for this dated post.

 

This is one of those storied that keeps getting pushed to the back burner an forgotten, but since I am doing some old post housecleaning, I thought I would throw this one up for you guys just for fun.

I really didn’t think the drama between Carole and Heather and Luann was really something any of them had time to think about in their real and presumably busy lives. I guess I was wrong. I checked their Twitter today and all their bitching and moaning with each other has been deleted. Carole’s  boytoy fell of his skateboard. Seriously, I am not making that up. These are the problems with dating boys with skateboards.

Anyway, my point, which sort of got lost as I fished around for new information is that it seems that after the reunion, Luann decided to scrap her newly completed Girl Code video  full of writhing young men in speedos. Could it be something Carole and Heather said?

Click through for a couple of interesting Page Six stories I never got around to sharing with you… Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New York 100th Episode Recap: Pigs Get Fat, Hogs Get Slaughtered

RHONY Kristen Drinking

 

I’m trying to take the day off today. I’m just a bit overwhelmed by everything and just want a day of hiding under the covers and having a pity party.  But I am going to make a few brief comments on this show and I promise to be back to my old self soon.

The casting tapes from 2007 are amazing to watch. Jill and Luann basically looks the same but everyone else looks different.

Jill refused to be interviewed for the show.

Lots of Alex and Simon bashing.

Bethenny looks gorgeous in her interviews.

Luann regales us with Countess stories. The others prefer regular Luann.

I sort of miss Kelly Bensimon. I love the I’m up here, you’re down there crap. This playback of Kelly putting down Bethenny is almost identical to the things Bethenny said to Ramona at the beginning of this season.

I’m not sure why I am even watching this.

Andy met Carole at a dinner part at Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelous’ house.

Bethenny got Aviva on the show.

Much discussion about the breakup of Jill and Bethenny.  Bethenny says she was really excited to host the Today show one time and when she arrived producers told her that Jill had called demanding to know why Bethenny was chosen over her. Jill would go out of her way to sabotage Bethenny’s  appearance. I imagine Jill is probably going nuts on Twitter but I think I have her blocked.

Bethenny talks about how Jill waited until they were on camera to really come for her and try to get the fans to hate her. Jill tried to take her down and it backfired.  Bethenny says of Jill, “Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.”

Next Avivia’s leg toss. Carole is such a cunt satchel. Aviva admits the preplanned throwing the leg. Luann says that was her swan song. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 3 Recap: Happy Ending?

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It’s time for the final reunion episode of 2015. Once again, I find myself wondering if there is anything left to discuss. Based on the preview it looks like a lot more rehashing of the same old stuff they have run into the  ground all season.

Sonja is Delusional

Andy wants to talk more about Sonja’s “brand” is in fact not “very real.”  I just realized Sonja is wearing the same dress she did some of her talking heads in this season.  I am not a believer in once you wear something once to a big event you can’t wear it again.  BUT, if you have an international lifestyle brand (whatever that is) I would think you could find something to wear to the reunion from your vast collection if for no other reason than to see the merchandise. Oh wait, it is from her collection. Andy points out that she has a large collection on her website. Apparently, not large enough to wear something we have not already seen this season.

Somehow, Heather is being attacked by Sonja (and Bethenny who jumps into every single conversation) about not supporting her brand. Yet we saw Bethenny and Heather trying to ground Sonja in reality and give her direction all season. Now somehow that was wrong of Heather while right for Bethenny to do? Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New York Reunion Part 2 Recap: Ramona Tells All

The sparkly couch.

                                                             The sparkly couch.

I had no idea this was coming on at 8 pm tonight. In fact I just saw it recording and stopped it because I thought it was a social edition of last week. I was busy watching  The Donald Trump Show which is currently airing on every news channel on cable.  It’s mesmerizing.  The news channels are handing Trump this election.  Anyway, on to the show.

I am over the Carole and Adam argument. Carole says this was never a problem with Luann. Luann admits she didn’t mention it. Let it go people!

Finally, on to Dorinda. Andy LOVES Dorinda. Dorinda doesn’t work she inherited her husband’s business which she sold when he died. Hannah doesn’t watch the show and isn’t thrilled that social media talks about her.  Dorinda says Hannah is more reserved like her father and not really into the how show thing. Bethenny keeps jumping in to answer for Dorinda.  THAT’S interesting.  People bring up John’s less attractive points, he wants his business on the show (Bethenny of all people brought that up), he is a bit “handsy”, and the bottom line is Dorinda is happy with him and everyone needs to shut the fuck up.  Kristen’s big moment on the reunion thus far as that a drunk date of one of the housewives got a bit handsy with her. Is she twelve?  Every woman on earth know how to deal with these situations. Dorinda is like, so did you call 911? Continue reading

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