Teresa Giudice’s house arrest ends on February 5th and there do not seem to have been any violations after narrowly escaping being late getting home from filming a night scene for RHONJ. Just four days later, Teresa will be on a book tour for her new book about prison life.
We have just found out that Teresa’s prison name was “Hollywood.” We also discover that there is lots of lesbian sex in prison. Who knew?
We find out fascinating details like Teresa worked out a lot in prison and that she learned to read. Well, The New York Daily News article says she read a lot of books. I assume that is not a skill he possessed before prison. Teresa discovered that work of literary genius, The Secret which inspired who to make a vision board. My favorite part of the article is this, “Among her vapid wishes for the future: Earning $40 million to “take care of my girls and help needy children,” making her own yoga DVD and a Florida beachhouse.” And the part where they say that the People writer who did the ghostwriting, ” perfectly captures Teresa’s oft-whiny voice.”
The rental property
It’s a new year and a new foreclosure for Felons By Bravo, Teresa and Joe Giudice! Last year, their “shore house” was up for auction after being foreclosed on. The auction is just a legal formality because just like the shore house, the Giudice’s owe more than the likely sale price of their house. The Giudices paid $170,000 or so for the house, yet according to Vicki Hyman of NJ..com, the couple owes $212,521.20 to their lender and Zillow estimates the market value at $245,536 ( I don’t think Zillow has seen the kitchen or the interior at all)” since the house is not available for inspection, no one is going to buy this pig in a poke. Hyman reports, “The auction will take place at 2 p.m. in the Freeholder’s Public Meeting Room, 5th Floor, Records and Administration Building, Court Street, Morristown, although these sales are often postponed. As is typically the case with foreclosures in New Jersey, the minimum bid is $100.”
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The Giudices, who have decided to blame their bankruptcy attorney for their felonious acts, have likely been blacklisted by top notch attorneys. Their current attorney and fellow fame whore, tells Hyman, (please sit down and swallow any liquids before reading furthere) ” “They are eliminating excess and focusing on doing more with less.” It seems like that is what the kids in NJ are calling suffering the consequences of lying to multiple banks to get multiple mortgages beyond the value of your houses these days. It’s like that time that Teresa went to Federal Prison to have a quiet place to work on her book without the distraction of four kids and a husband.
Yesterday, Forbes magazine published a very interesting story about the upcoming prison sentence of Joe Giudice. When Joe was first charged, I really never believed he would be deported to Italy after serving his 41 month sentence at Fort Dix FCI. After some more research and particularly after reading this story, I am starting to realize it is a very real possibility and perhaps even more likely than not.
Guest contributor to Forbes and white collar crime expert, Walter Pavlo
TMZ is reporting that Teresa Giudice almost violated her parole on Thursday night after filming at Melissa Gorga’s new boutique. According to their sources, Teresa cut her timing too close to her ten P.M. curfew. A ten o’clock curfew is very generous, by the way.
Teresa was shucking and jiving and lying about her employment history on the step and repeat on Thursday night at Melissa’s boutique, Envy, as the Bravo cameras rolled. It seems time got away from her and she hailed a cab to get herself back home. She told her Uber driver to step on it as she was in danger of a parole violation and so the driver sped off to her gaudy McMansion with a quickness. Continue reading
The Real Housewives of New Jersey were out filming yesterday and Felon by Bravo, Teresa Giudice was right there on the step and repeat with her daughter Gia. This season, Melissa Gorga will open a boutique to compete with all the Poshe, Posche, Posh boutiques. We can only hope they have a fashion charity event at the end of the season with the usual catfights and police presence.
Last night Teresa played the role of supportive sister-in-law to her frenemie Melissa. Continue reading