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Teresa Giudice STILL Does Not Admit To Her Crimes

 

Teresa is on her book tour, attempting to sell her new book on prison life to Tre-huggers.  In her book, Turning the Tables

Teresa tells GMA in her first sit down interview, which airs tomorrow morning, “We’re not in  foreclosure any longer, thank you, God…and our restitution’s paid off.  So that’s it! We’re in…thank God .. in good shape.”  Well good for them. Who cares about all the other people they fucked over and how they are doing?  Teresa is financially solvent and that is all that matters. Thanks Bravo. #FelonsByBravo It seems that being on TV while committing crimes makes life a lot easier. Especially when you only have to pay off less than half a million to make good on stealing millions.

Here is a reminder of the four charges out of 41 she pled guilty to in her plea deal.

Count One: Conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud.  Maximum Sentence 20 years/ $250K Fine
Count 15 : Bankruptcy Fraud- Concealment Maximum Sentence 5 years./ $250K Fine
Count 23 : Bankruptcy  Fraud- False Oaths  Maximum Sentence 5 years./ $250K Fine
Count 36: Failure to make a Tax Return  Maximum Sentence 5 years./ $250K Fine Continue reading

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Teresa Giudice’s Prison Tell All To Be Released February 9th

RHONJ Teresa Felon Book

Teresa Giudice’s house arrest ends on February 5th and there do not seem to have been any violations after narrowly escaping being late getting home from filming a night scene for RHONJ. Just four days later, Teresa will be on a book tour for her new book about prison life.

We have just found out that Teresa’s prison name was “Hollywood.”  We also discover that there is lots of lesbian sex in prison. Who knew?

We find out fascinating details like Teresa worked out a lot in prison and that she learned to read. Well, The New York Daily  News article says she read a lot of books. I assume that is not a skill he possessed before prison. Teresa discovered that work of literary genius, The Secret which inspired who to make a vision board. My favorite part of the article is this, “Among her vapid wishes for the future: Earning $40 million to “take care of my girls and help needy children,” making her own yoga DVD and a Florida beachhouse.” And the part where they say that the People writer who did the ghostwriting, ” perfectly captures Teresa’s oft-whiny voice.”

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Joe and Teresa Giudice Foreclosed on Again!

The rental property

The rental property

 

It’s a new year and a new foreclosure for Felons By Bravo, Teresa and Joe Giudice!  Last year, their “shore house” was up for auction after being foreclosed on.  The auction is just a legal formality because just like the shore house, the Giudice’s owe more than the likely  sale price of their house.  The Giudices paid  $170,000 or so for the house, yet according to Vicki Hyman  of NJ..com, the couple owes $212,521.20 to their lender and Zillow estimates the market value at $245,536 ( I don’t think Zillow has seen the kitchen or the interior at all)” since the house is not available for inspection, no one is going to buy this pig in a poke. Hyman reports, “The auction will take place at 2 p.m. in the Freeholder’s Public Meeting Room, 5th Floor, Records and Administration Building, Court Street, Morristown, although these sales are often postponed. As is typically the case with foreclosures in New Jersey, the minimum bid is $100.”

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The Giudices, who have decided to blame their bankruptcy attorney for their felonious acts, have likely been blacklisted by top notch attorneys.  Their current attorney and fellow fame whore, tells Hyman, (please sit down and swallow any liquids before reading furthere)  ” “They are eliminating excess and focusing on doing more with less.”  It seems  like that is what the kids in NJ are calling suffering the consequences of lying to multiple banks to get multiple mortgages beyond the value of your houses these days. It’s like that time that Teresa went to Federal Prison to have a quiet place to work on her book without the distraction of four kids and a husband.

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Deportation Seems Very Likely For Joe Giudice, Will He Flee To Italy Soon?

Joe-Giudice

Yesterday, Forbes magazine published a very interesting story about the upcoming prison sentence of Joe Giudice.  When Joe was first charged, I really never believed he would be deported to Italy after serving his 41 month sentence at Fort Dix FCI. After some more research and particularly after reading this story, I am starting to realize it is a very real possibility and perhaps even more likely than not.

Guest contributor to Forbes and white collar crime expert, Walter Pavlo , tells a fascinating tale about similar case involving Adrian Scott-Jones, a British man with the same legal status in the US as Joe, that serves as a cautionary tale for Joe Giudice.  I have been a bit more generous in my quoting of Mr. Pavlo’s  column than I usually am due to our need to comprehend the technical legal aspects of the situation, but I strongly encourage you to read the entire article. It’s very enlightening.

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Teresa Giudice Narrowly Escapes Violating Her Probation On First Night of Filming!

WWHL Teresa hands

TMZ is reporting that Teresa Giudice almost violated her parole on Thursday night after filming at Melissa Gorga’s new boutique.  According to their sources, Teresa cut her timing too close to her ten P.M. curfew.  A ten o’clock curfew is very generous, by the way.

Teresa was shucking and jiving and lying about her employment history on the step and repeat on Thursday night at Melissa’s  boutique, Envy, as the Bravo cameras rolled. It seems time got away from her and she hailed a cab to get herself back home. She told her Uber driver to step on it as she was in danger of a parole violation and so the driver sped off to her gaudy McMansion with a quickness. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Filming Is In Full Swing!

RHONJ Melissa Envy

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey were out filming yesterday and Felon by Bravo, Teresa Giudice was right there on the step and repeat with her daughter Gia. This season, Melissa Gorga will open a boutique to compete with all the Poshe, Posche, Posh boutiques. We can only hope they have a fashion charity event at the end of the season with the usual catfights and police presence.

Last night Teresa played the role of supportive sister-in-law to her frenemie Melissa. Continue reading

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