I am sooo tired. If this WWHL episode gets good I may save my recap until tomorrow but here we go. Andy throws some shade at Kanye West to begin the father’s day show so it is live. And Tabatha Coffee is there.
Joe Gorga shaved his head and posted a “sexy pic” on Instagram. Melissa wants to clear something up right away. She did let her kids stay for cake. However, can I just say that Melissa does not look her best? Is the hair stylist still on vacay? She practically has the top of her head pulled back in a scrunchie! And she has normal people makeup on. Not TV makeup. Oh I forgot to tell you there was a pig at Caroline’s house. Her sister is one of those random animal rescuerers. It was cute.
Andy is falling in love with Milania over Gia… It has to happen as the little monsters age. And Tabatha is appalled. She says, “We all know that I don’t like children, and all I kept thinking is those poor bloody hairdressers.” I agree Tabitha. But monster children on TV are fun to watch.
Andy turns to the “Princesses” and admits his favorite “princess” is Jeff. SHOCKER! The clip is from last week when Jeff went with his “girlfriend” to try on bathing suits with her mother. This is because IT WAS SO FUCKING GAY THAT EVEN THOUGH HE WAS OFF LAST WEEK HE STILL WANTS TO POINT IT OUT IN CASE WE MISSED THAT JEFF IS THE GAYEST GAY THAT EVER GAYED! Then he plays that little 40 minute mark bite that Bravo does of Jeff doing a PERFECT John Travolta moment just to drive Jeff’s gayness home for anyone who may have missed it. SHADE by Bravo. AND JEFF IS THE BARTENDER OMG! Andy has no shame in the shade throwing. Later he calls him “Isaac Washington from Love Boat” Continue reading »
Time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap and I am already pausing and backing up to make sure I just heard what I heard. Teresa is talking about Gia’s 12th birthday party. She invited 65 kids and it’s her first co-ed party. But that is not the issue. Tre just said to her in her talking head, “When she gets old enough I am taking her to the doctor and if she is not a virgin I am disowning her.” So already we are off and running with Teresa saying inappropriate things. I guess that is why she get paid the big bucks. She has invited her brother and Melissa and the kids.
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Sorry bad weather here. Started two minutes late. I lost my satellite and didn’t even notice the time. Sadly, I missed the opening! Even sadder, we are starting with the Hurricane Sandy stuff. I am not sure I really want to see all this. I kind of freaked out while this was going on because one of my knuckleheads lives in Jersey and was MIA for quite a while.
Remember back when 9/11 happened and Mayor Giuliani was right downtown by the towers with the New York City Police Commissioner trying to keep order and get rescue efforts organized? Well that police commissioner’s name was Bernard Kerik. Kerik, by most accounts, did a pretty good job cleaning up the mean streets of NYC as the police commissioner. He seemed like a pretty decent dude and a couple years later President Bush submitted his name for consideration as National Director of Homeland Security. It seemed that Kerik knew he could not stand up to the scrutiny of such a position so he withdrew his name from nomination saying that he had hired an illegal alien as a nanny or something.
I realize I should be telling y’all this but it is 3 am and I really don’t care that much. But they are posing in front of a Bravo step and repeat… That’s all I got.
