Once again we start with the Giudice girls. Andy asks Tre which of her girls she thinks is most like her. Kathy says Milania. Teresa says that Kathy remembers her being like Milania as a kid but she doesn’t remember her childhood. Teresa’s parents also say that Milania acts just like Tre when she was a kid. Andy asks what the funniest thing she has done lately is. Teresa says she has been twerking a lot. Teresa has not had the sex talk with Gia because she has not started her period yet. Jac says something about giving her a hand mirror so she can see what she is working with and Andy gets rattled and moves on. Are you concerned with Gia growning up to fast? Makeup, etc. Teresa basically says she caved. They show a cute Christmas scene with Tre, Juicy and all the girls decorating for Christmas. Continue reading
Category Archives: Caroline Manzo
Well hell, I wasn’t expecting to have to do this again tonight. Imagine my dismay as I am watching Dancing With The Stars wondering who all these “stars” are (the only two I recognized were Amber Riley and Snooki) when suddenly my TV flips the channel to RHONJ!
At least they are starting with some unseen footage of Milania. This might be worth watching if it were all Milania. Milania is hitting the other kids at school and Teresa misses the point. This is terrible parenting. Why am I not surprised?
Speaking of horrific parenting, Joe and Melissa are talking about sex in front of Antonia. Meanwhile Joey can’t add 30+30+11. Melissa says Joe doesn’t know the tens place from the ones place. Melissa had to redo Joe’s homework. Perhaps they should have let Antonia do it. Continue reading
Sigh. Despite all you poopy heads with no taste, I will not waiver from my love for Caroline Manzo. She is one of the few housewives who really tried to stay true to herself and not play a role for the camera. She was always looking for ways to get her kids on the show to give them opportunities. That is what good mothers do when opportunity comes knocking. They share the spotlight with their kids. Y’all be just as ugly as you wanna be, but I am truly going to miss Caroline.
Here is her farewell blog,
Here we are, at the end of the Housewives Road. It was quite a season, wasn’t it? I hope you all enjoyed it.
I think I’m going to make this short and sweet, because to put all my thoughts into a single blog would take forever and quite possibly turn the blog into a novel, so here goes: I have made the decision to leave The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Continue reading
It’s Round Two at The Venetian. For some reason I thought we already did this. Right off the bat it is all giggles and a humorous name calling reel.
Oh Lord, someone asks Teresa about the meaning of a sociopath and she says she was unaware they were in school today.
Someone is pissed that Caroline laughed when her boys talked about fat girls being blow jobs queens. Well, we are! Is that a bad thing? Jesus, lighten up Francis. I’m sure there is a point to sleeping with botoxed anorexics as well, though nothing is coming to me at the moment. Continue reading
Okay, I am just now getting to watch the 90 minute Reunion show at MIDNIGHT because I had to suffer through a ridiculous 30 minute show about watching TV. Actually, I didn’t watch it, I just waited for it to end.
Here we go to have the same old arguments. Andy goes straight for the court cases against Teresa and Joe. Teresa is still on the “I never thought it would happen to me” train. She also continues to deny that Joe has cheated on her. Life is all unicorns and cotton candy on Planet Teresa.
Andy is not sparing any feeling tonight asking Melissa what she thinks about everyone on the Internet sending around a video of her singing without autotune. He said lots of people think she can’t sing (more or less, I forget how he said it exactly, but…he went there). Teresa is upset that Melissa didn’t open up to her about her father’s past. Teresa seemed a little teary-eyed over Melissa’s book story clips. I think Tre is barely hanging on at this point. Continue reading
Here we go with the final attempt of this season to blog a show full of frankenbites and misdirection. So far not a single word out of Penny’s mouth that says anything about Teresa and Melissa has been shown. For all we know they could be arguing about who is wearing the most expensive pair of shoes. Teresa the word is texts not texas. Meanwhile is that guy who walked in with Johnny the Greek the creepy guy that hung around Danielle Staub?
They didn’t even show the fight. Teresa was hysterical hiding behind Juicy. Then in the middle of it all, Teresa screams out a commercial for Milania Haircare products, “If they want to buy Milania Haircare products? Tell them to fuck themselves!” LMAO. Only Teresa would think to do that. Interestingly, there were huge security types behind nearly every regular cast member. It’s almost like they planned it! Nah…. Continue reading
Sigh. I’ve heard all the Real Housewives of New Jersey rumors this week and have been ignoring them for many reasons. Mostly because it is a bit early for contracts to be handed out. In general, this is not done until the complete season including the reunion shows are aired. However, it appears that due to the numerous adjustments that are going to be made to the show for next season, the axe is falling and changes are being made already. It’s kind of a good news, bad news situation for me. Tamaratattles EXCLUSIVE sources had a lot of interesting tea today. I did not want to believe some of it but my source has never been wrong so prepare yourself for the news. Please link and credit if referencing on your blog. Continue reading
NEW YORK – September 24, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” wraps up its fifth season with a 90-minute event starting with the season finale airing on Sunday, September 29 at 8p.m. ET/PT. Immediately following at 9p.m. ET/PT, is a special “Watch What Happens Live One-on-One with Teresa and Joe Giudice,” where Andy Cohen sits down exclusively with the couple for the first time since their indictment to set the record straight. Andy asks the questions on everyone’s mind including everything from who they think would be best to raise their four children if they are found guilty, to if they are in denial over the entire process and Joe’s thoughts on possibly being deported. Continue reading
Andy Cohen was on Wendy Williams this morning to promote the upcoming interview with Teresa and Joe Giudice. Andy said, “As you see it’s no holds barred we really went there, and it’s interesting to hear. They are at a very serious point right now. “ “They seem to be facing it with strength together.” Andy says It’s interesting to him that Teresa maintains such a strong exterior. He asks her when does she allow herself to be scared and if she allows herself that. And do they think they are going to beat the charges. Continue reading
Sigh. I think we are all getting tired of this. Part of the problem is their “storylines” often end up involving the police and making national news so we have heard about this stuff for months. Nonetheless, here we go again.
Is this Posche store a used clothing store? I never noticed that before. It also seems very small. Why is a tiny used clothing store having fashion shows that everyone in town comes to?
I made myself get up off my deathbed to recap a show about Melissa “singing?” Oh hell no! ( Not really, I think I have fall allergies, not fatal) Melissa can’t sing. End of Melissa storyline recap. Continue reading
I hate how football can screw up every single thing I watch! On top of it all Anthony Bourdain’s CNN show only runs ONCE? What is wrong with CNN?
Anyway, our girl Teresa is setting herself up on an even higher pedestal to fall from. I almost feel badly for her watching this. Almost. Notice Juicy drove the car to the Skinny Italian place? This scene made me want pasta so I stopped blogging and went to make some before Big Brother.
I am not even going to address the whining about Twitter with the Laurita’s and Joey. If twitter upsets you, perhaps you should step away from Twitter for five minutes. What I will say is I can’t imagine Gino living with Milania in the same dwelling. Continue reading