Time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap and I am already pausing and backing up to make sure I just heard what I heard. Teresa is talking about Gia’s 12th birthday party. She invited 65 kids and it’s her first co-ed party. But that is not the issue. Tre just said to her in her talking head, “When she gets old enough I am taking her to the doctor and if she is not a virgin I am disowning her.” So already we are off and running with Teresa saying inappropriate things. I guess that is why she get paid the big bucks. She has invited her brother and Melissa and the kids.
Time for a Jacqueline scene. The new plan is to drop the kid into a hyperbaric chamber. And, I’m out. Check out the “research” on hyperbaric chambes here. It’s mostly used for autistic kids that have major seizure disorder as a last resort. Essentially more “fad” treatments by Jacqueline who doesn’t have the literary comprehension to understand autism research. Continue reading »
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Sorry bad weather here. Started two minutes late. I lost my satellite and didn’t even notice the time. Sadly, I missed the opening! Even sadder, we are starting with the Hurricane Sandy stuff. I am not sure I really want to see all this. I kind of freaked out while this was going on because one of my knuckleheads lives in Jersey and was MIA for quite a while.
Remember back when 9/11 happened and Mayor Giuliani was right downtown by the towers with the New York City Police Commissioner trying to keep order and get rescue efforts organized? Well that police commissioner’s name was Bernard Kerik. Kerik, by most accounts, did a pretty good job cleaning up the mean streets of NYC as the police commissioner. He seemed like a pretty decent dude and a couple years later President Bush submitted his name for consideration as National Director of Homeland Security. It seemed that Kerik knew he could not stand up to the scrutiny of such a position so he withdrew his name from nomination saying that he had hired an illegal alien as a nanny or something.
I admit it. I’ve gotten lazy during this whole Jodi Arias Trial. All I really had to do was put up a daily update and sit back and wait for folks to show up and discuss it to death in the comments. I suspect that a lot of my sources are busy with the trial too because there hasn’t been that much housewives stuff reported to me. To carry on with my lazy reporting, I’m going to do a hodge-podge of housewives updates here. Hopefully, my housewives fans are still out there and haven’t completely given up on me! Click through for the tea on RHONY, RHONJ, RHOM and RHOA. 
Yeah, Yeah, I heard about the big brawl in NJ last weekend. I have just not been feeling writing about the Real Housewives of New Jersey yet. I don’t know why, perhaps I have RHOBH overload. Or RHOA overload. I guess I need to gear up and get to talking about RHONJ and RHOOC. So about last Saturday, it seems that Johnny the Greek (JTG) finally got the camera time he was seeking and now he wants to press charges. Really Johnny? Johnny is claiming he still has a stiletto mark on his forehead that Jacqueline left there.
I’ve been getting lots of requests to talk about what is going on with the filming of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I’ve been hearing things for quite a while but not enough to warrant a blog. Now there is all of this ex-boyfriend of Melissa drama going on and I might as well try to sort of catch y’all up to speed. I warn you in advance it isn’t any shocking tea. Let’s start where I left off last season. 
