Amber’s ghost writer is having a REALLY hard time. He’s new and this is his first blog trying to be Amber. But this is worse than the Alice in Wonderland Heather Mcwhatshername wrote for Teresa.
Here is “Amber’s” opening 2 paragraphs:
“Man is made of such a seemly shape, that friend or foe is not discerned by face; then hard it is the wickeds’ wiles to scape, since that the bad to mask with honest grace.” Geoffrey Whitney
If Whitney could reach into my soul and pull out exactly what is there, he would have used these words. I don’t know who to trust — who is my friend, who is my enemy, what are everyone’s intentions? This is a truly awful feeling that, clearly, many have felt throughout history based on so many literary works on the subject. What is the driving force behind our actions? How do we come to our perceptions of situations? It all can be profoundly attributed to the interactions between genetics, social factors, and environment. We take from our experience good attributes as well as negative attributes such as, weakness, insecurity, jealous, hatred, and even a lack of empathy.
It takes a bit of talent to ghost write for someone. You can’t correct everything and you can never, ever wander off into your bloviated voice. Especially when that voice is arrogant, bloviated, I am a lawyer who can’t practice law due to moral turpitude voice.
“Another reason for my overly sensitive reactions to Teresa is that I am familiar with these types of cases due to Jim’s line of work.”
I’m just going to let that sit there with you for a minute. Let’s reflect on Jim’s line of work. He is BANNED from practicing work as a montage broker for 20 year in the state of Washington.
He next job in pharmaceuticals ended as a whistleblower where the Judge had many harsh things to say about him. So Jim is familiar with fraud. And Amber has been DEFENDING HIM against his cancer company colleagues since shortly after they married when the prosecution implied and his colleagues argued that Jim masterminded the fraud he blew the whistle on, and that the fraud had to do with CANCER MEDICATION.
The judge ended up giving him the lowest payout he could at over a million in snitching fees… and a chastisement in the ruling. It’s all online.
Amber goes on to talk about cancer “I remember the day like it was yesterday. I had just put my 6-month-old and 18-month-old down for a nap, the older guys were in school. My doctor called and I was alone. “
I wish all of this bullshit drama you are bringing on the show for more money… your fake scenes and your shitty soul, would get reoccurrence. And someone with the integrity of your husband would sell you a shitty pill that doesn’t work for you at all. But we all know you are faking it and full of shit.
And for that. YOU SUCK. On behalf of everyone I know that deals with cancer every fucking day. Karma is a bitch. When you marry someone who got rich off frauding cancer patients. You reap what you sow you cunt.
And next week you are going to fake a cancer scare for the GODDAMN CAMERAS?
Bite me. No one cares if you live or die.