Category Archives: RHONJ

Felons By Bravo Update: Teresa Giudice’s Book Has A Release Date

RHONJ Teresa Felon Book


From the official press release (my thoughts upon reading in purple).

Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, will publish TURNING THE TABLES: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again by Teresa Giudice, star of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey, it was announced [October 14, 2015] by Jennifer Bergstrom, Publisher. The book is scheduled for publication on February 9, 2016.

In her first memoir, Teresa will discuss growing up as an Italian American, meeting the love of her life and starting a family, finding herself thrust in the middle into the ever-sparkling Real Housewives spotlight,[If by being “thrust in the middle” you mean begging and pleading and to be considered for a year while lying, cheating and stealing in a pitiful effort to make herself and her family seem rich, then, yeah, okay.]  and eventually, being convicted and sentenced to 15 months in prison. The book will mark the first time Teresa will extensively discuss her experience as an inmate. [Spoiler alert! Juicy Joe has already explained that it’s just a mini-spa where she has felonious minions who act as ladies in waiting to the wrongly convicted Teresa.] Continue reading


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Crime Continues to Pay For the Giudices As They Escape Foreclosure on Montville Property

RHONJ Tre floor house

It seems out favorite Felons by Bravo have managed to pull themselves out of foreclosure at the last minute. According to an Oct. 22 filing from lender Community Bank of Bergen County obtained by NJ Advance Media, “The Defendant has reinstated the mortgage and therefore the foreclosure is hereby settled.” This means that they have managed to make up their missed mortgage payments.

If I recall correctly the Giudices paid just under $2 million for the property and owed around $1.7 million on it  when they attempted bankruptcy. It seems to me that Joe made enough money on Teresa Checks In to catch up all the past due payments. Another BailoutByBravo. Continue reading


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WWHL With Three Manzos and One Scalia

WWHL Manzos and a Scalia

It’s time for WWHL with Caroline, Albie and Chris Manzo as well as Lauren Scalia who has a brand new search tag here at after tonight!

Immediately they start talking about Brooks and Caroline says, “First of all, if you fake cancer…” And Andy interrupts to point out that we don’t know that!  Oh he will get emails for that. I get them all the live long day from rabid, mostly illiterate morons, wanting to know why I am defending Brooks and he is such a horrible person.  I have no idea if Brooks has cancer or not. Therefore, I will not say that the man doesn’t. We’re watching a reality TV show where a psychic proclaimed he didn’t have it and then a bunch of grown women lost their minds. I’m sorry, I’m not joining that witch hunt. It’s not the least bit important to me. As far as I am concerned, if he says he has it, he has it. But there was some pretty damning evidence to support the witch hunt that came out for the first time on the reunion. Dear Lord, the show is over why are we STILL talking about this?

Anyway Caroline says that anyone who fakes cancer has something coming to them. And I agree. She feels sorry for Vicki for having to deal with it all and says Vicki is not that kind of person who would co-conspire. Continue reading


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Manzo’d With Children Finale: Lauren and Vito’s Wedding

Manzo'd Wedding 3


I am actually looking forward this Manzo’d With Children episode. Oh wait. It’s TWO HOURS and they are on WWHL tonight. I’ll have to wait on WWHL until tomorrow. Two hours is really pushing the fucking limits. I don’t think any housewife got a two hour wedding did they? Maybe Tamra, I think hers might have been in two parts. To go from half an hour a week to TWO HOURS is a lot. Caroline is clearly a great negotiator with Bravo.

After that recap of the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion, I’m as brain dead as they are, so I’m going to be sparse with my comments and actually try to watch a little of the show while looking at the TV instead of the laptop.


Okay so this so far is two of the half hour shows. I’m not sure how the ratings were for this show but they couldn’t have been great because they are dumping out three of four weeks of show here in one night. I took an ice cream break while watching until we got to the day of the wedding.

That morning, Greggy Bennett starts popping the champagne. That’s just one more reason to love him. Lauren’s grandpa arrives holding his dress shirt in his hand, topless with suspenders on.  In other random news, filming is almost over so  Britanny will not longer be playing the role of Albie’s girlfriend. At least Chris doesn’t try that hard to convince us he likes girls. Continue reading


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Teresa Checks In Recap: The Finale Episode (Maybe)

RHONJ Teresa Checks In

Tonight, on Teresa Checks In,  the final episode will be a trip to visit Teresa in prison.  But first Gabriella is trying in vain to keep Milania in line. Juicy Joe is not much help basically just asking her what is wrong with her over and over. Milania thumbs her nose at both of them and hops on to her pricey pink ATV and zips away leaving Joe and Gabriella to clean up the mess she made by the pond. Joe manages to drop his phone in the pond. Gabriella who is furiously trying to fix everything and be both mother and wife, quickly informs Joe that he has to put it in rice. Joe spends forever trying to recover the phone. Eventually he puts on waders and tries to scoop the phone out with a net. This is of course poinless, and I’m not sure we actually saw the phone go in. So it’s possibly just storyline so that they can show Gia videoing everything going on and emailing it to her mother. Besides, all they would need to do is take some stolen funds from under the mattress and buy a new one. It’s clear their standard of living has not decreased at all.


Speaking of their standard of living, the Giudices and the Gorgas are headed “upstate” on vacation. They are apparently going to the Catskills where they went in the early seasons of RHONJ.  Juicy Joe’s dad used to go with them.

Teresa did not approve Melissa to visit.  Teresa’s odd attorney does a talking head about prison visitation. Continue reading


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Teresa Checks In: Mr Mom

RHONJ Joe baby girl

I really can’t with this show tonight. I’ve recently booked a vacation for Christmas and my room has no TV. Sometimes budget living can be just what you need. I’ve GOT to have some time off the laptop. I’ve seen the first look for this and I find it amusing that Melissa thinks Teresa’s email list is too full to include her. It’s not. She has unlimited emailing abilities. Andy Cohen is on her email list for fucks sake. Teresa hates Melissa. That’s all there is to it.

I have no interest in seeing the Joes work out together. Gabriella makes it clear that it is her, not Gia who is replacing Teresa. Gia is busy filming videos and hanging with her teenaged friends without supervision. Gia is smooth at placating Melissa. Milania loves a good latte.

Is this over yet? I’m sofa king bored.

Is Joe driving an unregistered motorcycle? Will he ever learn? Continue reading


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