Category Archives: RHONJ

Amber’s Ghostwriter is Trying to Hard, Or Not Trying Hard Enough

I have bird shit on my stupid face. Because Bravo knows my story.

I have bird shit on my stupid face. Because Bravo knows my story.

Amber’s ghost writer is having a REALLY hard time. He’s new and this is his first blog trying to be Amber.  But this is worse than the  Alice in Wonderland  Heather Mcwhatshername wrote for Teresa.

Here is “Amber’s” opening 2 paragraphs:

“Man is made of such a seemly shape, that friend or foe is not discerned by face; then hard it is the wickeds’ wiles to scape, since that the bad to mask with honest grace.” Geoffrey Whitney

If Whitney could reach into my soul and pull out exactly what is there, he would have used these words. I don’t know who to trust — who is my friend, who is my enemy, what are everyone’s intentions? This is a truly awful feeling that, clearly, many have felt throughout history based on so many literary works on the subject. What is the driving force behind our actions? How do we come to our perceptions of situations? It all can be profoundly attributed to the interactions between genetics, social factors, and environment. We take from our experience good attributes as well as negative attributes such as, weakness, insecurity, jealous, hatred, and even a lack of empathy. 

It takes a bit of talent to ghost write for someone. You can’t correct everything and you can never, ever wander off into your bloviated voice. Especially when that voice is arrogant, bloviated, I am a lawyer who can’t practice law due to moral turpitude voice.

“Another reason for my overly sensitive reactions to Teresa is that I am familiar with these types of cases due to Jim’s line of work.”

I’m just going to let that sit there with you for a minute. Let’s reflect on Jim’s line of work. He is BANNED from practicing work as a montage broker for 20 year in the state of Washington.

He next job in pharmaceuticals ended as a whistleblower  where the Judge had many harsh things to say about him. So Jim is familiar with fraud. And Amber has been DEFENDING HIM against his cancer company colleagues since shortly after they married when the prosecution implied and his colleagues argued that Jim masterminded the fraud he blew the whistle on, and that the  fraud had to do with CANCER MEDICATION.

The judge ended up giving him the lowest payout he could at over a million in snitching fees… and a chastisement in the ruling. It’s all online.

I need all these bobbie pins to pin my real hair. Please don't notice.

I need all these bobbie pins to pin my real hair. Please don’t notice.

Amber goes on to talk about cancer “I remember the day like it was yesterday. I had just put my 6-month-old and 18-month-old down for a nap, the older guys were in school. My doctor called and I was alone. “

I wish all of this bullshit drama you are bringing on the show for more money… your fake scenes and your shitty soul, would get reoccurrence. And someone with the integrity of your husband would sell you a shitty pill that doesn’t work for you at all. But we all know you are faking it and full of shit.

And for that. YOU SUCK.  On behalf of everyone I know that deals with cancer every fucking day. Karma is a bitch. When you marry someone who got rich off  frauding  cancer patients. You reap what you sow you cunt.

And next week you are going to fake a cancer scare for the GODDAMN  CAMERAS?

Bite me. No one cares if you live or die.

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Filed under Amber Marchese, Jim Marchese, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ

Why is TeRESA Mad at Teresa and Amber?


I really don’t understand the RHONJ Bravo Blogs this week. The twins seem to be mad a Teresa and Amber. This seems off to me. They didn’t ask Victoria Gotti to tell them the crazy rumor about Rino and his mother- in-law. I had trouble understanding Nicole’s blog at all. I’m posting an excerpt from Teresa Aprea’s blog below.  As of now at least, Teresa and Amber are keeping the rumor fairly quiet. Teresa told Dina and Amber told Jim, but I don’t think that was necessarily wrong. Now when Jim just blurts it out on the trip in front of the whole group, that is outrageous.

Am I just looking at this wrong? Please explain to me the basis of Teresa bring mad at Teresa and Amber. Continue reading


Filed under Amber Marchese, Jim Marchese, Natalie Napolitano, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice, Teresa Napolitano

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: There Will Be Bloodwork

RHONJ S6 CastI’m not sure I can handle Jacqueline exploiting her kid and Amber’s cancer storyline ramping up all in one episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. UGH.

We start with the Giudice family waking up in the house that fraud built. Teresa is trying to keep things as normal as possible right up until she and Joe head off for college. Am I the only one that forgets that Gabriella even exists?  Teresa drives the kids to school in her PJs. Gia tells her mom she is proud of her for being strong throughout her trial.

I literally forgot I was supposed to be blogging during this scene with Dina. So boring.

Joe Gorga doesn’t seem to be having the easiest time dealing with his sister going to the big house.

Rino’s scene where he discusses his enlarged prostate and upcoming colonoscopy was made even more disturbing when he donned a pair of underpants with a cock sock which he twirled on national television.

Is this episode over yet? Continue reading


Filed under Amber Marchese, Gia Giudice, Jim Marchese, Joe Giudice, Joe Gorga, Kathy Wakile, Melissa Gorga, Natalie Napolitano, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice, Teresa Napolitano

Welcome To Amber’s Mind…

RHONJ Amber open mouth

There were not many Bravo blogs from the Real Housewives of New Jersey this week. Teresa just thanked everyone for their support. Melissa laughed about Amber’s phone call.  And Dina warned us that Scary Island pales in comparison to what we are about to witness in Florida. The twins didn’t put up anything. at all. And then, there is Amber. Amber is about to play the cancer card AGAIN to explain away her ridiculous phone call to Teresa.

OK, OK, OK, on to my most annoying scene to date — my total meltdown when I called Teresa! OH MY Lord! I seriously was annoying to watch, I cannot imagine what you all were thinking. I remember that day, and I can assure you, I was having a very rough and emotional day. I cannot share exactly what was going on yet, but I was going through a very difficult time. I think it just all hit me at once, and I was displacing my fears and anxieties onto Teresa. Not that I do not care for her or her family, I truly do. That was absolutely not insincere; I was emotional for personal reasons and just could not deal. I do wish though that Gia, a 13 year old child, could have been asked to leave the room as her mother talked to both me and Melissa. I guess we have very different parenting styles. In my opinion, Gia should not hear adult conversations. Regardless what you think of my breakdown, I certainly do not give a crap about what she was wearing to court, I am thinking only of her children. Honestly, I wish I was not so empathetic to other sometimes; I take on other people’s heartaches all of the time, and it greatly affects me. 

Clearly, she is implying that her cancer scare that happens on an upcoming episode was the reason for her meltdown. It also really chapped her hide to see Gia laughing at her. Gia is a teenager living in the house with two people preparing for jail. She’s well aware of what is going on. Amber’s thought that Gia should be banished from the kitchen is ridiculous. She was part of the scene. Continue reading


Filed under Amber Marchese, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ

Teresa and Joe Selling the House? That’s Funny!

RHONJ Sisters-in-Law Make Top Ten List

UPDATE: The shore house is on the market too. Looks like time for liquidation! Click here for shore house listing info.

Once again bizarre rumors are floating around on sites that should know better.  Let’s review the initial charges against the Giudices. Counts 2-6 are for bank fraud.  The Giudices took out millions of dollars mortgages on all of their properties. They all have minimal equity and are mortgaged well above the actual property.  In order for the Giudices to sell their current residence, they must get a price that covers all of the mortgages that currently exist on the property. Since those mortgages exceed the market value of the house, they would have to find an idiot of a buyer. Or they could accept a reasonable offer and pay off the remainder of the mortgage themselves. The Giudices are not exactly cash flush at the moment. They have restitution and IRS bills and lawyer bills that must be paid before anything else. There is no benefit to the Giudices selling the house rather than just walking away from it and letting the bank take it. There is nothing to stop them from listing the house for nearly $4 million if they want to but there is no buyer out there at that price. Continue reading


Filed under Joe Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice

WWHL With Rosie Pierri, Kathy Wakile and Jaime Primak Sullivan

WWHL  Kathy Rosie Jamie

Andy went to Joan Rivers funeral today and it’s his first night back at WWHL so he is not that upbeat tonight. We start with clips from tonight’s show where Teresa makes the vasectomy comment about someone with breast cancer and Vino thinks that judges wear wigs like in the days of George Washington and they are called mullets. Jaime says that can’t be real (Teresa’s stupidity) and Andy assures her that it is in fact real.

Andy goes on to make fun of Amber’s crying abilities. He has a montage of people yelling into their cellphones and making it look like Amber is on the other end with a reason to cry. Jill Zarin and Vicki Gunvalson are included.

The reason I haven’t been blogging Jersey Belle is that somehow I missed the first few episodes and I don’t even know when it airs. I did catch an episode recently where she was trying to adopt a black child by approaching pregnant black women in NoLa  and asking if they were going to keep their babies. She eventually found one she can have but she had not gotten clearance from her husband yet. It actually seems like pretty good show. And Jaime is smart to take black babies from their mothers here in this country and avoiding the expense of doing it Malawi like Madonna does.  Jaime just indicated that there is something in the works regarding a baby but she won’t say what. I am sure all will be revealed ON THE SHOW. Continue reading


Filed under Andy Cohen, Kathy Wakile, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Guilt Trip

RHONJ S6 CastFebruary 28th, Four Days Before the Plea Deal

Of course we begin with a scene with Teresa, mother of the year, cooking with her adorable kids while wearing an apron that says please don’t send the mother of these adorable children off to college!  Well, minus the apron part. Even Audrina is in on the act this time and she is like the invisible sister. Poor think is tasked with chopping onions and her eyes are all teary. Gia on the other hand looks to be on the verge of real tears and or a nervous breakdown sitting quietly at the kitchen table. Milania takes a bite of onion and acts like she is eating a jalapeno.  She’s a drama queen that one.

March 4, 2014 (and before and after according to me)

The plea deal happens. Joe watches what appears to be a new show with some random actress voicing over the program. Or the news people in New Jersey report hard news in the same voice as “news” about what Kim Kardashian had for breakfast. Amber learns about it on her cell phone via ROL. I’m telling you they are some strange bedfellows, Bravo and ROL. will be shown on an upcoming episode of Couples Therapy and I know a bit about how production and the websites work together or against each other. Amber cries while talking to Teresa. Teresa takes the call on speaker in front of Gia, age 13, who immediately laughs at Amber and her crying. I am waiting for her  to say this is almost as bad as that time I had cancer. Gia is laughing at her. Teresa says in her talking head maybe Amber was on her period OR THINKING BACK TO HER CANCER.  You can’t make this shit up. Continue reading


Filed under Amber Marchese, Dina Manzo, Gia Giudice, Jim Marchese, Joe Giudice, Joe Gorga, Kathy Wakile, Melissa Gorga, Natalie Napolitano, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice, Teresa Napolitano

Revisting The Giudice Bankruptcy Filing

Bagel head Tre

I still don’t get it.

Since April, a story has been run by a website or twenty with screaming headlines about the Giudices’ debts being wiped away for pennies. Recently, this absurd story has resurfaced with more loud headlines like, “GIUDICES SETTLE $13.5 MILLION DOLLAR BANKRUPTCY BY PAYING $15, 001.03!!!” This seems to have sent many of you into a frenzy! Oh the outrage! All that debt just wiped away!  How do people get away with these things?

I would be outraged too, if it were true. But Tamara, I hear you saying. That one site had official court documents! They have proof that this happened!  While it is true that the Chapter 7 Trustee’s Final Account and Distribution Report Certification That The Estate Has Been Fully Administered And Application To Be Discharged (TDR) form is floating around the Internet, what is NOT TRUE is the interpretation of the report.

It amazes me that websites owned by people who are licensed to practice law, seem unable or unwilling to read a simple bankruptcy trustee report. Continue reading


Filed under Joe Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice

Teresa and Joe Giudice Get Yet Another Sentencing Postponement


RHONJ Christmas tre joe

Oh for fucks sake. Really New Jersey?  The plea deal was finished months ago. There was already a two month postponement. How long does it take to get from plea deal to incarceration in the fucking Garden State?  This is just embarrassing. Teresa and Joe Giudice now have new sentencing date of October 2, 2014.  Don’t hold your breath on that being a firm date either.

According to (My comments in purple)

“Typically, sentencings get postponed so that everybody involved can be fully prepared,” said Henry E. Klingeman, Teresa Giudice’s attorney. “The court is waiting on information from all sides – the defense, the government and probation – so it’s been postponed by a couple of weeks.” Continue reading


Filed under Joe Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice

The Upcoming RHONJ Atlantic City Trip Was Scandalous !

RHONJ Amber and Melissa

Back in December I started hearing rumors about the RHONJ filming in an Atlantic City casino. I made my predictions for how things would go this season back in February, and so far everything seems to be going as I expected. The Atlantic City trip, and now it seems the Florida trip, were over the top with drama. Amber came back from the Atlantic City trip and posted on her Facebook that everyone made her cry.  The twins were ready to be done with the show. Continue reading


Filed under Amber Marchese, Dina Manzo, Melissa Gorga, Natalie Napolitano, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice, Teresa Napolitano

Joe Gorga Wins Right to Evict Kai Patterson From Montville Home

WWHL with Melissa and Joe Gorga

Despite the fact that Kai Patterson just commented in the comments of this post, “I am very happy with the outcome of the case. I no longer have to make any payments towards the purchase of the property. The only way I will make those payments, is if Mr. Gorga makes the repairs to my satisfactory (sic).”  The reality is that Patterson lost his case and has moved one step closer to the end of a lengthy eviction process.

Today a judge in Morristown will issue a judgment of possession to Joe Gorga which will allow him to officially evict Patterson in the upcoming days. This judge ruled strictly under leasing laws. Joe will have to return to court to sue for moneys owed with regard to the sale. However, since Joe no longer wants to go through with the sale after losing confidence in Patterson’s ability to pay, I imagine he will just evict the tenant and move into the house himself. Continue reading


Filed under Joe Gorga, Melissa Gorga, News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ

A Real Housewife of New Jersey Wanders Into Politcal Fundraiser

More on the shore than meets the eye?

More on the shore than meets the eye?

There is a joke here somewhere. Teresa Giudice who is awaiting her federal sentencing this month wandered into a fundraising event for a  New Jersey politician. Sigh. This is was in my in box this morning but things just kept happening so now it is Thursday officially on the east coast and….. well I had no time to  investigate.

I did read all the local news hounds comments at the paper who reported it. But still. Juicy is headed to the big house for sure, and quite frankly, Tre should be too. So how is she out, off the Bravo camera showing up at this guy’s campaign function?

I have a whole post coming on how another couple in a similar situation is handling things. Why is Tre out with a girlfriend at a political function?  And why is she at the beach without the kids? Continue reading


Filed under Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice