I hate reporting on things that did not happen but y’all read some crazy stuff and then expect me to explain to you why it was bullshit. Let me just remind you about something called “Just because you read something on the Internet doesn’t make it true.” I try to avoid blog wars as much as possible. So when you send me a link asking about the veracity of a site, I generally respond with “I’m sorry, I do not read/am not familiar with that site.” That should be a big enough hint.
But apparently, it is not. But there were plenty of issues with the story you should have been able to side eye on your own. The FEDS do not send “two probation officers, two interns and two local cops” to conduct a federal raid. In fact a “RAID” is something that occurs before the charges are even filed. What the Giudicies could be facing is a seizure of assets. Which will likely occur. It will not occur when a couple of interns drop buy to climb through trap doors in a closet ceiling. It will occur when some US Marshalls arrive. Not a half a band of merry men all named Marco from the probation office of Podunk county New Jersey. Continue reading
WTF is yogurt Ice Cream.? TeeCee?
So, um…. I’m curious what y’all think about this.
Kyle Richards and Melissa Gorga and their spouses attended the NYC tree lighting this week and ended up spending some time together. Noticeably absent were the RHONJ convicted felons. It was clear at the reunion that Teresa wanted nothing to do with her brother and sister-in-law. Teresa refused to even look at Melissa and was snappy with Joe Gorga. I don’t expect those siblings to be in the same family drawing for secret Santa this year. Kyle was in NYC to be on WWHL and to do a bit of Christmas shopping. Do we recognize any of the faces behind them?
Oh Teresa, take a seat. Today (presumably new) attorneys for Teresa Giudice filed a suit in Manhattan Supreme Court, claiming her BANKRUPTCY, attorney, James Kridel, mishandled her original bankruptcy filing in 2010 and did not properly prepare for her testimony. The suit alledges that “Kridel failed to perform a reasonable investigation concerning the petition, schedules and statement of financial affairs.” The suit also says that Teresa feels she was not properly coached on her testimony in bankruptcy court. I guess he didn’t stress enough not to lie like a lying McLiarson. I don’t know who the current lawyer is but Teresa has blamed all her lawyers for her prison time and quite frankly, if her criminal lawyers were not so good she would have been doing much closer to three years. She got off VERY easy.
This is Teresa Giudice who was $11 million dollars in debt four years ago and sinking further every year, spending money lavishly on national television while all the while admitting her kids have no college fund WASTING EVEN MORE MONEY in legal fees. Legal malpractice cases are rarely won. This case will not be the exception. The financial damages Teresa is claiming from her businesses are because she is a convicted felon who committed 41 felons and took a plea deal. She does not have a leg to stand on and is only doling out more money to lawyers at a time when she needs to make sure her children have a roof over their heads. We have been told she is spending time with her children during her last month of freedom. It seems that was a lie. She has been hunting down new lawyers to rack up insane bills with.
Her new lawyers have to know they will not stand a chance with an attorney with Mr. Kridel’s credentials “James Kridel brings a wealth of business, legal, military and life experiences to his law practice. For four years Mr. Kridel served as a special agent for the United States in the field of Counterintelligence, which resulted from his voluntary service with the United States Army during Vietnam. Before starting his own law firm, he was the tax partner at a previous firm. In addition to his Juris Doctorate degree from Rutgers University School of Law at Newark, Mr. Kridel spent five years at New York University towards a Master of Laws (LLM) degree in taxation.”
Does this attorney, whose NYC office is on Madison Avenue somehow “failured to exercise that degree of reasonable knowledge and skill that lawyers of ordinary ability and skill possess?” The fools that filed this lawsuit claim that Kridel caused Theresa to lose income, incur legal fees, lose business deals and face public ridicule. God Dayum this woman is stupid.
UPDATE: I am going to predict this entire case will be thrown out as “untimely” though “ridiculous would” work for me. Mr. Kridel has an office in NJ and another in NY. I was curious as to why the case was filed in Manhattan superior court. The statute of limitations in NJ for legal malpractice is TWO years, in NY it is THREE years. In any case, it would seem that even if Teresa had a case, which she does not, it’s too late to cry about it now.
Bobby Ciasulli has done an HOUR LONG, interview with some dude (mostly he is just talking) about how they all got to be on RHONJ. Mostly, Bobby admits he didn’t even KNOW Nicole before RHONJ. Bobby is talking out of his ass a little bit. None of the guys, have a contract with Bravo. The contracts are always with the women. I think he just does a confusing job of explaining contracts.
There is some interesting tea about the Fall Party at Amber’s where Bobby realized that Amber was up to no good about the Twins guests supposedly being surprising. He wants to clear up that he got Nicole more than just the wine bottle holder. They exchanged many gifts.
Bobby still claims that he has been friends with Jimmy for 12-14 years. Um, wasn’t Jim selling worthless drugs off label to cancer patients at that time? Allegedly.
He also talks about Jim going after the two Joes. He says that Amber and Jim hi fived each other after the filming ended because “Jim brought the noise.”
He talks about Jim Marchese carrying an AIR HORN to the reunion.
I’ve made it through to the end. Bobby says if he could push a button and make things all like they were before RHONJ he would. He also makes it seem that he doesn’t run his own Twitter. lol. Of course he does.
Please lay down. You are dead. It’s over. Fine! Arrivederci!
Love Tamara Tattles.
Fine. I will pay attention to you ONE MORE TIME. But this is out last breakup conversation. Do you hear me? No more. I’m changing my number. At least there is a psychic. I always like a psychic. Unlike you ungrateful bitches. Oh they are astrologers! We have a surplus of those here at Tamaratattles.com I can envision the
stupid comments already. We will be hearing about rising signs and retrogrades for sure. They are ASTROTwins. Amber just says she has been a “devote Catholic” for the last five years. That’s like five lentil seasons! At least Rosie is there. When she is the exciting addition, we’re in for trouble. The astrotwins read the twins charts first. They are Virgos and people should be careful not to cross them. Amber decides to compromise her “devote” beliefs in about ten seconds. Did you have difficulty with an Aries? She doesn’t know what anyone’s sign is. Melissa is an Aries and Amber was an Aries in a past life…so …okay I can’t with this.
Tre is up next. Taurus with Gemini rising. She is here to learn how to be a provider in this life. The astrotwins tell Tre that she is going to feel the most stress in the beginning of 2015. That is when she is going to the big house! They even say Saturn will be in her legal house. They also say something about changing Joe’s legal team. Interesting. Teresa doesn’t know what a backbone is. The astrotwins say that they will have to spend some time apart but it will make them stronger. Tre is crying. So is Melissa. They say she will have to downsize a bit in 2015.
The twins take Dina lingerie shopping. So they go to Victoria’s Secret. No, wait. No they go to a dildo shop full of crotchless panties. Because, New Jersey. Continue reading
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I am so ready for this to be done and hope like hell that the husbands aren’t on unless Jim is excluded. Andy Cohen did an AMA on Redditt today where he basically said Jim is an ass in person just like on Twitter. He also said no decisions have been made about the future of Real Housewives of New Jersey. That is true, they don’t make decisions until after the final episode of the reunion airs. Then the team meets and decides who stays and who goes. About a week later is “pick-up day” when the housewives are either offered a pick up on their contract for another year, or they are send a nice letter thanking them for participating in the season and wishing the well on their future endeavors. Most of the time. There was a season of RHONY or two that the ladies were left hanging for quite some time wondering if they had jobs. So who knows when decisions will be made for next season. If there is a next season.
And we’re off and sadly the men are out there again. And the focus is on Jim just like he likes it. I am so over this little shitweasel. Our little Napoleon fan wants to point out he is the tallest between him and the two Joes. Is his fucktard 12 years old? I just don’t get a grown man acting this way on television embarrassing the shit out of his wife. Jim still says that he was working on cases with Paul Fishman the AUSA. #Delusional Jim did something weird off camera and Andy had to tell him to stop because he was freaking him out. Jim tries to explain why he hangs out on Twitter saying awful things to everyone. He says people were faxing hims “at his work” lol say they hope he dies, they hope he gets cancer, they hope his wife gets cancer etc. Jim tries to say he did it to take the trolls off of Amber. Please. Andy points out that Tre and Melissa get trolled on Twitter all the time and their husbands aren’t on Twitter all day long (because they are working, at a job). Jim asks Joe Gorga if he gets death threats at his work. Joe says no, because I’m not a douchebag. Jim is stunned because he just got finished sucking up to the Joes and that didn’t work. Too funny. Continue reading
Before we get going on tonight’s recap, I need to take a quick minute to acknowledge the utter hideousness of this set. It looks like something off Dynasty circa 1984. This is a NYC set? Also I hate all of the dresses. Every last one of them. Why are they allowing white? White on TV used to be a big no no. Maybe now that we have flat screens and high definition it isn’t an issue? I like TereSSa’s dress in theory but the boobs are a problem. Nicole’s is probably the best of the bunch but that sort of like winning the Special Olympics in this case. No offense to TeeCee’s kid’s accomplishments. It’s just a simile. I had more to say but it is already starting, so I better quit while I am behind.
We go straight in to Teresa and how she has changed as a person over the six season she has been on. Teresa looks so much younger in 2008. Teresa says she has definitely changed for the better. She doesn’t worry about petty things anymore and focuses on what is important. Cut to tight shot of Melissa trying to keep a respectable, face and not roll her eyes. You can see the effort. Andy asks if her values have changed. She says, “Everything, yes.” Cut to TereSSa turning her head and letting out a deep sigh.
Tre says she came on the show just to have fun and look where she is now. Andy asks if she blames the show. She says not the show but a lot of people who came on the show came on just to hurt them. Some were housewives and others just came to parties, but the all started a lot of trouble. I guess those trouble makers cause her to commit 41 counts of fraud. They sound like real assholes. They show a clip of Danielle season two talking about the house she lived in before they moved into the mansion. Danielle accused them then of being in foreclosure. Next it’s season 3 with Kim G. Then season 4 where Teresa tell Jac that if she was going to jail, she is sure she would know about it. Teresa laughing in a talking head about going to jail. Tre says to the others to be careful because people come on the show to try to hurt them. Continue reading
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First of all, who is this chick and why is she in Caroline’s chair? I hate the new “rule” (that is very flexible) about first time visitors sitting in the first chair. And yes, I know who she is, she needs to move out of that chair.
Andy brings up Gia’s girl group and they talk about whether it is in appropriate. Michelle doesn’t want to say and Caroline says it’s right at the cusp. We’ve been talking about it here A LOT with weave pulling and trash talking amongst ourselves. Again, the fact that the argument is about whether or not it is in appropriate means it is in appropriate. But that is so two days ago. Ain’t nobody got time for that right now, Andrew. It’s only a thirty minute show. Let’s get to the reunion!
Andy is basically making Caroline respond to the reunion as if she was on it. Caroline’s response is “awesome thanks!” He says Tre said some weird stuff tonight. He rolls a clip of Tre saying doesn’t miss Jac and also claiming in six season she has never hit anyone below the belt. Caroline says of course she hit below the belt. We all hit below the belt. Just admit that you hit below the belt. We saw it, there is no denying what we see. Sidenote: Michelle has no idea what is going on and for the rest of the show Caroline and Andy will probably talk over her as if she is not even there which is why, if she has to be there at all, she should not be in the first chair. No offense to Michelle but it’s not a good night for her to get any attention. This was a booking blunder. Continue reading
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Andy goes straight to Teresa Giudice and asks if she is doing any better and getting any sleep. She says no, she says that yesterday was Gabriella’s birthday so they had a party at a sports place and it was so sad because Milania said she wants to have her next party there and her birthday is in February and she doesn’t know if she is going to be there. Okay, dumbass, her you are on TV again talking about big birthday parties now that sentencing is over. I don’t care if the whole thing cost $100. YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO HAVE PARTIES. The Feds really need to go in and find the stacks of cash those two are hiding. Dayum.
Andy surveys the other ladies on their feelings. Dina chokes up and says it is surreal to her. There are murderers on the streets and she’s such a good girl. My god these people are in denial. She is a good girl who was charged with FORTY ONE FEDERAL OFFENSES FOR FRAUD. She’s a good girl who continues to this day to lie to the court! Why is it that people think that “well I didn’t kill anybody” means they are not doing anything wrong.
Andy asks if Melissa has seen her since her sentencing. FYI this show was filmed four days after the sentencing. Nope. That means that she didn’t go to Gabriella’s birthday. Tre and Melissa are sitting right next to each other but seem very distant. Teresa doesn’t turn her head to look at her when she talks.
Dina says what she loves about Tre is that yesterday was Gabriella’s birthday and Teresa was right there with here. Teresa says the little ones don’t know anything. Teresa is clueless. Of course they do. They just didn’t get the courtesy of hearing it from their parents.
Dina says she didn’t want to do another reality show with family. She says maybe if it was a cooking show. Andy asks if she would do a cooking show with Caroline and she said, “Yes, I love my sister.” They talked about her previous season. Dina says she still has not filed for divorce. They are still friends with benefits. A viewer says it is slutty for her to date while she is married. She says they are separated. They are not separated if they live together at least not under the law. Tre sticks of for her and says slutty is when you have sex. She hasn’t had sex with them (the other guys.) Because Tre has enough time in her life to keep up with that and Dina’s vagina.
The question was asked about Dina’s funerals in her head. Did she have one for Caroline and Jac? Dina pauses. She says she usually doesn’t have funerals for family, but there might have been a wake. Then she laughs sort of maniacally. Dina says basically without naming names that it is healthier to love from a distance because Jacqueline is in both of their lives. She refers to Jac as toxic. I get it. I have a sibling with people who are toxic to me around as well. It’s just healthier to avoid the whole situation sometimes. Tre sticks up for Dina again. Andy says it was the show that was the issue and Dina says yes. Tre says she is glad Dina finally admitted it. Tre is not sedated at all. She seems to be in a good mood. Very chatty. Continue reading
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Check out Gia’s new video, Circus (Britany Cover)with her group 3TK. Try to make it all the way til the end with a surprise guest. I’ll hold back my opinion until you guys give yours.
But I will ask you to look at the facial features of the main singer, then look at Gia. Um, hey, girl singing in the middle, who’s yer daddy? I’m just asking. Also, it looks like this is where at least some of the money went.