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WWHL With Teresa Giudice Part 2: Teresa Really Can’t Get Past Superficiality

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE -- Episode 13027 -- Pictured: (l-r) Andy Cohen, Teresa Giudice -- (Photo by: Peter Kramer/Bravo)

H WHAT HAPPENS LIVE — Episode 13027 — Pictured: (l-r) Andy Cohen, Teresa Giudice — (Photo by: Peter Kramer/Bravo)

Last night’s mammoth post about Teresa Giudice returning to the clubhouse last night is still trending at number one as I type this post!Tonight, I expect that Andy is going to be asking a lot more viewer questions. This is what he does when he wants  to distance himself from the hard hitting questions. After Teresa’s answer about the Lexxus last night, where Andy was mortified on Teresa’s behalf (at least according to his facial expressions) when she showed zero insight as to why coming home from prison for stealing FIVE MILLION DOLLARS to a six figure automobile in the drive was in poor taste, I think Andy is going to go a little bit harder than he was planning. He seemed a bit irritated with her for interrupting his closing remarks to clap back at Bethenny as well. I am also bringing you some photos of the orange jumpsuit that Teresa wore. It did not look that orange on my TV it was a good bit redder.

Yep! Andy just said tonight is viewer question night. YAY!

Dorinda Medley and Kyle Richards appear to be the only housewives who tweeted nice things to Teresa during the show. I suspect there are not many housewives that are thrilled that she was rehired and overpaid after being indicted on 41 felony charges and serving time.

When you got home, how long was it before you pounced on Joe? Andy says, it had to be the same night, right? (Andy)

Um…uh… yeah. In the middle of the night.

And we begin with a lie. I have just barely finished my last recap of a Teresa interview and shoved as salad down my gullet before recapping this on. ON the last E! interview which was filmed from her home while she was on house arrest, Teresa gave an elaborate story about the kids all sleeping in her bed and well…if you missed it go read it now. It’s kind of a good post. Way better than the E! Interview Part !

Oh wait, now she is telling the all the kids slept with her story. Maybe they got up and did it in the bathroom that night. Who knows, who cares, why am I typing this?

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Teresa Giudice’s Interview With Catt Sandler Part II

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This Felon By Bravo Book Tour is going to be the death of me. One more post Acutally, it’s two more after this one tonight  I forgot about Nightline, which is technically the first one for tomorrow as that show starts at 12:35 a.m. I sort of wonder if I was supposed to have watched it this morning. It’s all very confusing.

Bloggers are always complaining that we either have to much to blog about or not enough. I need to have more gratitude for the bounty of things to share with you today. I just wish it wasn’t five posts about Teresa saying exactly the same thing. But Frankly, February is a short month that started out with a whimper so I need to do all I can to drag you guys over here to read anything I can. Thanks for being so supportive, by the way. I don’t tell y’all that enough. Ugh, don’t let me get soft.

Last night’s post on Part I of Catt Sandler’s interview with Teresa didn’t get nearly as many views as the GMA interview with Amy Robach or last night’s Part I Live Interview With Andy Cohen.  But I think that is mostly because E! is slicing this up into tiny pieces to spread out over God knows how many episodes for ratings. Catt has some good questions coming up, and hopefully we will get there tonight. Last night she had to get the requisite introductory questions out of the way. I just pulled tags from that post and there were only eight comments. I guess there really isn’t that much to say.

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WWHL With Teresa Giudice

The last on camera touch before prison!

The last on camera touch before prison!

This is the third damn interview with this woman in the last 15 hours. And I already know Andy is just going to kiss her ass and play montages of her greatest moments on RHONJ. Like the table flip.  And the time he shoved him back into his seat. And…

Oh  we are starting. Andy said on his thirty-fifth vanity project, the radio show, that he was not going to greet Teresa until he saw her on camera.  And her chair is empty. I hope he cries because that will piss Teresa off. Let’s watch.

First a flashback to the last time she was on the show, replete with dramatic music as they held each others hand one final time. (I am not making this up)  And then he tells us how they met … nope I anticipated his next move. On his radio show he said he snuck away to Jersey or somewhere and met her for a very late lunch one last time. before her incarceration. Oh and from her book, Teresa says she sent him a crocheted Jewish star from prison. This is going to be so fucking emo, y’all.

We get a rare look at the emptyish clubhouse as Teresa busts through the door in a red jumpsuit that she fittingly bought with blood money to wear just for Andy. He is thrilled.  Andy says there is irony in the fact that she is wearing a jumpsuit. Teresa says yeah an it’s even close to orange even though they wear a khaki green in Danbury.  Clearly, Andy didn’t air the show early last night to get up for GMA because we have seen the green jumpsuit photos all fucking day Andrew. Already you don’t know what is going on. Continue reading

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Teresa Giudice’s E! News Interview With Catt Sandler Part I

 

 

RHONJ  Teresa E! Catt Sandler

 

This is the second of three interviews with Teresa that I am covering today. Actually, I might cover Andy’s interview tomorrow if I can’t stay awake. I pulled an all night last night doing blog stuff. Along that line I must  say I have never taken Sudafed before and am enjoying it immensely.

It appears that Teresa spent all of her house arrest time in her house giving interviews as this one takes place in another expensively decorated room in her house. Many have pointed out that she will like make more money for the year in jail than she would have made if she had been working on the outside. Ain’t that just some shit?

Teresa is much happier in her home confinement interviews than she was on the live interview on GMA this morning. If you missed that, go here.  It’s part of the reason I was up all night, so I’m going to need everyone to read it. At least twice. :)

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Teresa Giudice’s First Interview After Prison Release on GMA

RHONJ Teresa on GMA

 

At the beginning of GMA this morning at 7 a.m. (the things I do for y’all) Teresa was there live. I checked and she is wearing a different outfit than the one she wore for the taped interview we discussed here yesterday.  TMZ ran one of their weird stories about how Amy Robach somehow beat out George Stephanopoulos and Robin Roberts in some sort of journalist brawl to get Teresa. In reality George wouldn’t interview Teresa if it was the only way for him to keep his anchor chair. And Robin would get out of it any way she could. ABC has no qualms about paying felons to talk about their crimes, but their morning anchors will not be doing the dirty work.

We begin with some specifics about Teresa’s crimes. They mention 39 counts on her indictment, but in actuality, it was bumped up to 41. They point out that she committed fraud over dozens of bank and the IRA  to obtain over five million dollars.  She points out that she pled guilty to multiple crimes.

Cut to Robach asking Teresa, IN HER HOME FILLED WITH EXPENSIVE FURNITURE,  if she knew she was committing a crime. First of all what kind of dumb question is that?  Teresa’s dumb answer was “No, I didn’t know I was committing a crime, the government saw it differently, I got sentenced, I got served time…”

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Teresa Giudice STILL Does Not Admit To Her Crimes

 

Teresa is on her book tour, attempting to sell her new book on prison life to Tre-huggers.  In her book, Turning the Tables

Teresa tells GMA in her first sit down interview, which airs tomorrow morning, “We’re not in  foreclosure any longer, thank you, God…and our restitution’s paid off.  So that’s it! We’re in…thank God .. in good shape.”  Well good for them. Who cares about all the other people they fucked over and how they are doing?  Teresa is financially solvent and that is all that matters. Thanks Bravo. #FelonsByBravo It seems that being on TV while committing crimes makes life a lot easier. Especially when you only have to pay off less than half a million to make good on stealing millions.

Here is a reminder of the four charges out of 41 she pled guilty to in her plea deal.

Count One: Conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud.  Maximum Sentence 20 years/ $250K Fine
Count 15 : Bankruptcy Fraud- Concealment Maximum Sentence 5 years./ $250K Fine
Count 23 : Bankruptcy  Fraud- False Oaths  Maximum Sentence 5 years./ $250K Fine
Count 36: Failure to make a Tax Return  Maximum Sentence 5 years./ $250K Fine Continue reading

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