Category Archives: Real Housewives of Miami

Joanna Krupa Must Prove Her Vagina Does Not Smell Bad in Court!

Drunk Brandi

I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live.  It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.

Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.”  But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.

Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money.  Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami’s Lisa Hochstein Welcomes Firstborn Son

RHOM Lisa Hochstein has baby

“Craziest day of my life. #july3 Logan decided to come a month early! Perfect healthy most beautiful baby boy! I’m in love#ImAMom #MomLifeBegins”  Such a sweet picture.

Aw, I am so happy for Lisa on the birth of her son through a surrogate. Welcome to the world, Logan Marc Hochstein. I REALLY miss the Real Housewives of Miami. I wish Bravo would bring them back.

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Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed

RHOBH Brandi 2

In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers.   I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.

It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Serves Joanna Krupa At LA Restaurant !

Drunk Brandi

In the novel 1979 Sophie’s Choice, a mother is forced to a concentration camp and forced to decide which of her two children will be gassed to death immediately and which one will live to see another day. It’s an impossible decision. It is almost the way I feel about the feud between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa.  I mean you know, if they told me I had to let one live and could not gas them both.

But the more I think about Joanna, she’d be the one I gassed. I actually like Brandi for a while. And she does have too cute boys. So I suppose, I should be LOL right now about he latest stunt at Craig’s, a Restaurant in WeHo.  Brandi was probably there with her Gaygent. And Joanna was there with Romain (*cough* her gusband *cough* allegedly *cough*) last Friday night.

According to TMZ, Brandi noticed Joanna across the restaurant. For those who missed it, Joanna is suing Brandi for saying her pussy stinks. No seriously. Apparently, we will soon have some sort of scratch and sniff regarding the odor of Joanna’s lady garden in court soon. Remember in the Casey Anthony trial when the prosecution wanted to bottle the smell of rotting dead babies and have the jury smell it? And I misremembering that? I don’t think they were allowed to do it. But somehow, Joanna is going to have to prove that her pussy doesn’t smell bad in order to prove that Brandi is lying.

How will they do that? Will they bring in some of the people who frequented the website she allegedly sold herself on?  Will she just splay herself on the rail of the jury box and the jurors will be forced to line up and take a whiff? I do not know. Continue reading

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Alexia and Herman Echevarria Divorcing After 15 years, Reports Claim

I am very saddened to report that Real Housewives of Miami’s  Alexia Echevarria is allegedly filing for divorce from Herman

According to the US Magazine, “the Venue magazine founders have been separated for a few months now, and had been struggling with serious issues for a couple of years. Despite their differences, the now-exes, who are currently living separately, will continue to run Venue magazine together. According to their source, Herman will remain a big presence in the lives of Alexia’s sons from her first marriage, Peter and Frankie.”

Back in 2011, I really enjoyed Real Housewives of Miami.  When Alexia’s son was transferred to Spinal Shepard Hospital in Atlanta, I reached out to her as we follow each other on Twitter.  I would check in with both Alexia and Herman from time to time and they both have positive attitudes despite their tragic situations. Alexia has also been very kind to me and inquired after me from time to time and even invited me to visit. Continue reading

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Here is an Interesting Picture From Upfronts (UPDATED WITH MORE PICTURES!)

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It’s very interesting that Nene is there. Perhaps due to her I Dream of Nene show? I had heard that was not going anywhere since she no longer had the Hollywood actress storyline. Is that Marysol Patton I see on the far left? Word on the curb is that Real Housewives of Miami was not picked up … So many things about this picture do not make sense.

What we can always count on is Nene acting like a ass.

Click through for more pictures as I find them.. Continue reading

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A Brief Study of Kenya Moore….

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It did not take long at all for “reality shows” to lost all sense of reality.  Flipping tables, infidelity rumors, neck-rolling wig-pulling knockdown drag-out fights are what we want to see apparently.  Genuinely crazy people are fascinating. The Scary Island episode was one of RHONY’s highest rated episodes.  Teresa’s table flipping scene may be what kick started the long-term success of RHONJ. Each new housewife since has tried to top the previous insanity.  Felons were cast, and felonies were committed while filming.  More is more.

Enter Kenya.  Allegedly, Kenya was neither rolling in the dough or living in Atlanta when she magically got cast as a Real Housewife of Atlanta.  But she had a plan. She was banking on a stunt double boyfriend, a house that her landlord claimed she could not afford and a whole lot of insanity .  And it appears to still be working for her.

I have often said that the powers that be at Bravo care very much about the number of comments on the official Bravo blogs.  Lea Black would not spend nearly the amount of time she does publicizing hers if it didn’t affect her in some way.  Kenya more gets the lion’s share of the comments on the RHOA official blogs. And she does it by pissing us off. She thrives on being a hypocrite. She acts like a maniac and then chastises others for similar behavior.  Let’s take a look. Continue reading

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