It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed by a housewife. If Joanna was so butthurt by a random comment on a late night cable show with a minimal following, she would have just ignored it. Instead she is parading around the courtroom in Miami screaming about her vagina for all who will listen. Anyway, there are new developments. We know are privy to the depositions of both Lisa Vanderpump and her buddy Mohammed Hadid. Both of them have had their share of lawsuits of their own.
According to an exclusive story by Daily Mail, both Lisa Vanderpump and Mohammed Hadid denied ever discussing Johanna Krupa’s vagina. And hey! If you can’t trust those two, who can you trust? #eyeroll
Click through for highlights of the depositions. Or lowlights as the case may be.
Brandi Glanville is paying out a lot of money for the attorney handling her defense of Joanna Krupa’s law suit. Her attorney, Susan Warner has been very busy lately. A few weeks ago, I read that Brandi was asking for tax returns for the last five years or so from Joanna. The purpose of this is to prove that she was a legal resident of Florida at the time she filed her suit in January of 2015. Joanna seemed to live in Miami during her time on Real Housewives of Miami but has always maintained a home in Beverly Hills. If it turns out she is a California resident, the Miami case could be dismissed and the whole thing would be refiled in Beverly Hills. I never heard what happened with that request. I do know that Brandi and Joanna bump into each other from time to time. There is a new request now by Brandi’s attorney that will be heard next week in a Miami courtroom. Maybe the IRS request will be ruled on at the same time.
According the Miami Herald’s Jose Lambiet, the new request that will be heard next Monday is a request for her medical records all the back to 2000. Brandi’s daughter is fishing (see what I did there?) for any medical conditions that could cause an unpleasant vaginal odor. Basically, Brandi’s attorney is looking for credible evidence to back up the comment that Brandi said that Mohammed Hadid told her on Watch What Happens Live.
I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live. It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.
Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.” But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.
Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money. Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden. Continue reading
In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers. I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.
It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading
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In the novel 1979 Sophie’s Choice, a mother is forced to a concentration camp and forced to decide which of her two children will be gassed to death immediately and which one will live to see another day. It’s an impossible decision. It is almost the way I feel about the feud between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa. I mean you know, if they told me I had to let one live and could not gas them both.
But the more I think about Joanna, she’d be the one I gassed. I actually like Brandi for a while. And she does have too cute boys. So I suppose, I should be LOL right now about he latest stunt at Craig’s, a Restaurant in WeHo. Brandi was probably there with her Gaygent. And Joanna was there with Romain (*cough* her gusband *cough* allegedly *cough*) last Friday night.
According to TMZ, Brandi noticed Joanna across the restaurant. For those who missed it, Joanna is suing Brandi for saying her pussy stinks. No seriously. Apparently, we will soon have some sort of scratch and sniff regarding the odor of Joanna’s lady garden in court soon. Remember in the Casey Anthony trial when the prosecution wanted to bottle the smell of rotting dead babies and have the jury smell it? And I misremembering that? I don’t think they were allowed to do it. But somehow, Joanna is going to have to prove that her pussy doesn’t smell bad in order to prove that Brandi is lying.
How will they do that? Will they bring in some of the people who frequented the website she allegedly sold herself on? Will she just splay herself on the rail of the jury box and the jurors will be forced to line up and take a whiff? I do not know. Continue reading
File this one under another ridiculous housewife lawsuit. Joanna Krupa is threatening legal action against Brandi for saying that she slept with Mohammed Hadid while he was married to Yolanda Foster and that her pussy is malodorous on WWHL. I know what you are thinking. It has to do with first amendment rights, correct? I mean I get the whole slander thing but if they seriously go to court, and Brandi or a lawyer for Brandi shows up IN FLORIDA (which is odd because don’t both Brandi and Joanna live in the LA area? ) they first must prove that what Brandi said is not true. Will the judge or jury have to participate in a smell test? And didn’t Brandi say she got the information from Yolanda? That the reason she was avoiding Joanna at the upfronts was because Yo did not want to be around the woman who Mohammed cheated on her with? Will Mohammed have to be called as a witness to deny sleeping with Mohammed? Could Brandi call a laundry list of people who claim to have slept with her starting with that Girls Gone Wild guy? How will this work exactly?
That said, it seems that Brandi didn’t learn from her first legal wrangling caused by her reckless mouth. This is exactly what Adrienne Maloof did a couple seasons ago. Oddly, Lisa just apologized to Adrienne this season for running her mouth about Adrienne using a surrogate to have her boys. That one never went to court, most likely because it was true. Will this one make it onto a docket in Florida somewhere?
Click through for the letter from Joanna’s attorney. It’s a doozy. Continue reading