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Joanna Krupa Must Prove Her Vagina Does Not Smell Bad in Court!

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I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live.  It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.

Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.”  But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.

Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money.  Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed

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In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers.   I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.

It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Serves Joanna Krupa At LA Restaurant !

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In the novel 1979 Sophie’s Choice, a mother is forced to a concentration camp and forced to decide which of her two children will be gassed to death immediately and which one will live to see another day. It’s an impossible decision. It is almost the way I feel about the feud between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa.  I mean you know, if they told me I had to let one live and could not gas them both.

But the more I think about Joanna, she’d be the one I gassed. I actually like Brandi for a while. And she does have too cute boys. So I suppose, I should be LOL right now about he latest stunt at Craig’s, a Restaurant in WeHo.  Brandi was probably there with her Gaygent. And Joanna was there with Romain (*cough* her gusband *cough* allegedly *cough*) last Friday night.

According to TMZ, Brandi noticed Joanna across the restaurant. For those who missed it, Joanna is suing Brandi for saying her pussy stinks. No seriously. Apparently, we will soon have some sort of scratch and sniff regarding the odor of Joanna’s lady garden in court soon. Remember in the Casey Anthony trial when the prosecution wanted to bottle the smell of rotting dead babies and have the jury smell it? And I misremembering that? I don’t think they were allowed to do it. But somehow, Joanna is going to have to prove that her pussy doesn’t smell bad in order to prove that Brandi is lying.

How will they do that? Will they bring in some of the people who frequented the website she allegedly sold herself on?  Will she just splay herself on the rail of the jury box and the jurors will be forced to line up and take a whiff? I do not know. Continue reading

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Joanna Krupa Threatens to Sue Brandi Glanville

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File this one under another ridiculous housewife lawsuit. Joanna Krupa is threatening legal action against Brandi for saying that she slept with Mohammed Hadid while he was married to Yolanda Foster and that her pussy is malodorous on WWHL. I know what you are thinking.  It has to do with first amendment rights, correct?  I mean I get the whole slander thing but if they seriously go to court, and Brandi or a lawyer for Brandi shows up IN FLORIDA (which is odd because don’t both Brandi and Joanna live in the LA area? ) they first must prove that what Brandi said is not true. Will the judge or jury have to participate in a smell test?  And didn’t Brandi say she got the information from Yolanda? That the reason she was avoiding Joanna at the upfronts was because Yo did not want to be around the woman who Mohammed cheated on her with? Will Mohammed have to be called as a witness to deny sleeping with Mohammed?  Could Brandi call a laundry list of people who claim to have slept with her starting with that Girls Gone Wild guy? How will this work exactly?

That said, it seems that Brandi didn’t learn from her first legal wrangling caused by her reckless mouth. This is exactly what Adrienne Maloof did a couple seasons ago.  Oddly, Lisa just apologized to Adrienne this season for running her mouth about Adrienne using a surrogate to have her boys.  That one never went to court, most likely because it was true. Will this one make it onto a docket in Florida somewhere?

Click through for the letter from  Joanna’s attorney. It’s a doozy. Continue reading

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Joanna Krupa Wants to Kill 19-Year-Old Female Big Game Hunter

I can't stop laughing at Joanna or PETA for this.

I can’t stop laughing at Joanna or PETA for this.

Joanna Krupa, alleged private escort turned “real housewife”, is an abject moron.  While this is something she has displayed on a regular basis, she reminded us all of this recently by tweeting that she wants to fly to Africa and shoot a young female big game hunter.

Kendall Jones is a 19-year-old Texan who has made quite a ruckus on the Internet lately for her summer trip to African to go big game hunting. While plenty of wealthy Americans are big game hunters, Kendall published her entire trip on her Facebook page grinning like an idiot next to the carcasses of each of “the big five”. Her page caused such an out cry that Facebook has agreed to shut it down.

Kendall has been receiving death threats both online and by phone since the story went viral. Among them, the following message was posted on Instagram by Joanna Krupa, which she eventually took down, “This bitch Kendall Jones killed this beautiful creature so she post a selfie! That (emoticon paws)lion is an endangered species .. breaks my f%Y$@? (emoticon hear) not to mention he had a family .. I wish I can fly to Africa and shoot her ugly ass. (emoticon handgun)” Continue reading

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Taylor Armstrong Weighs In on Brandi’s Feud With Joanna

Taylor Armstrong is SCREAMING for relevancy and BEGGING to be on any reality show she can get. So she will be on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy with John Whatshisname with the likes of  the  other John Whatshisname from John and Kate Plus 8 and that one Teen Mom who makes butt sex porn. Only she will be appearing solo, because well, most guys don’t really want to openly date a butt sex porn chick.

Anyway, Check this out. It’s kind of awesome.

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Brandi Glanville Is Already Attempting Damage Control in Recent Bravo Blog

RHOBHBrandi2Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog has some interesting things in it this week. She begins by talking about her parents and how during the first part of filming she had not been on speaking terms with her Dad.  That whole part of the blog seems to be an excuse for some of her upcoming behavior (i.e. falling down drunkenness). It’s all because she was depressed over a fight with her dad you see. We know that Joyce suggests Brandi has a drinking problem during this season and that causes pretty much the same type of rift as she had with Kim when she said that Kim needed rehab.  Full circle. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part 2 Recap

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We are back where we left off on Tuesday with Lisa pissed off and hiking up her fake boobies to prepare for round two with Joanna. Lisa is mad that Joanna’s make-up artist called her all kinds of names, including whore.  Joanna seems to be implying that the reason Lisa can’t get pregnant is because she “parties too much.” So I was thinking drinking. But Lisa herself seems to defending herself against something more serious, yet unspoken. Interesting.

Lisa and Joanna apparently spoke on the phone the night before the reunion and promised each other not to hit below the belt. In other words, don’t go there. Alexia points out how ridiculous it is to call each other and get your stories straight before the reunion. Then Lisa pops out with, “What happened to that necklace that Romain bought you last season?” Joanna says she traded it in for a smaller diamond. (huh? who does that?) Lisa says it’s B.S. that it was a loaner for the show. Lisa has taken issue in the past with all of Lea’s loaners saying that Lenny has actually bought all of hers.

Lisa says she has heard that Joanna is a hooker. Andy says from who? I respond to Andy, “Um, the entire Internet? Including places that rate such services.” Joanna says she would love to meet whoever said that and Lisa says, “Oh you have met her, you are friends with her!” BOOM!  Adrianna pipes up to say that she had received a call from a Polish reporter… Joanna interjects, “Marta! Yes I know I am suing her right now!”….Adrianna continues that you (Joanna)  had been on several websites (I assume she is referring to porn sites) and that Joanna is an escort and a fraud in every way. The reporter says that Joanna’s home in L.A. is not owned by her but by a corporation. These houses and their homes owned by corporations. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap

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And here we go…. on to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part One Recap… Sofa King many posts today.  Lea has a shit ton of  borrowed diamonds on. Good for her for being able to borrow, go girl!  Andy goes gently with the RHOM. I can already tell he does not care. Way too much fashion talk. So many softball questions. What is it like living in a tourist destination. Lisa says nobody works. Lea is trying to back her up. Even softballs make the girls fight for attention.

More softball wedding stuff.  The hot Brazilian guy broke his arm at Joanna’s wedding. Joanna apparently has been trashing Adrianna’s wedding because she was SO LATE.  Andy says that looking back,  making your guests change twice and being incredibly late was disrespectful?  Everyone seems to agree and Adrianna (whose name Andy refuses to say correctly) is pissed. So Andy asked what Adrianna thought about Joanna’s dress. She said it reminded her of a Flamenco dress. YES! I did not think of that before!  Andy has now pitted bride against bride and it is working. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami Two-Part Reunion Starts Tonight

RHOMMAMAHityouwithpocketbookBravo’s PR release for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion today gives us the inside scoop on what to expect on the two-part reunion.  Here’s the tea…

NEW YORK – November 11, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of Miami”
reunites the ladies of season three to set the record straight on some of the
most talked about antics of the season . In part one, airing Monday, November 11
at 10pm ET/PT, Joanna’s and Lisa’s perfect friendship turns sour when Joanna
goes below the belt by blaming Lisa’s fertility issue on her partying lifestyle.
Alexia struggles to see both sides of the couch, but doesn’t hold anything back
when Lisa questions Alexia’s motives. While Adriana defends herself again and
again on her secret marriage, Lea continues to break Adriana’s olive branch. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami Blog Round-Up Foreshadows a Great Reunion Show!

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Lisa Hochstein at Halloween Ball

I’m going to say it now, this season’s Real Housewives of Miami Reunion is going to be epic. Everyone is loaded for bear. I expect to see all of them literally sitting on “evidence” to buttress their arguments.  And the clues are in the Bravo blogs.

Lea goes all in on Adriana and her “evil core” without a shred of remorse. In her blog she brings up the last reunion once again when Ana went after her with a folder full of something we are not allowed to discuss. She says that she has more information on exactly who was involved in plotting that attack and implies that Adriana was in on the whole thing.

Also from Lea’s Bravo blog:

For those who support me, a very appreciative and heartfelt THANK YOU. And for those of you who think I should have been more forgiving and move forward with trust instead of trepidation, or pretend nothing ever happened — stay tuned for the reunion and then decide. I think you will agree that even with all the lies and camouflaging and pretense (and you’ve only watched a fraction of it), her core has now been exposed. 

Adriana doesn’t say too much in her blog this week. But both Lea and Adriana hint that the other has done something to harm the friendship between their sons. Expect that to be brought out at the reunion. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Miami Finale Recap

RHOM real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-joanna-romain-wedding-15 When last we left the Joanna Wedding saga, everyone was hungover and had overslept. They were supposed to fly to San Diego from Vegas  at 8 am. Like that was even possible?  Who gets up at 5 or 6 am in Vegas to fly home? You might as well just stumble straight to the airport without sleeping. At any rate, they are now in a rental car driving across the California desert.

At some point they must have survived and gotten back to a studio to do talking heads. But WTF with Joanna’s hair? Did no one have a hairbrush? Lisa is seriously hungover and they have to pull over so she can puke.  They flashback to waking up and they discover Lisa sprawled out on the floor behind the bar. Continue reading

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