I can’t stop laughing at Joanna or PETA for this.
Joanna Krupa, alleged private escort turned “real housewife”, is an abject moron. While this is something she has displayed on a regular basis, she reminded us all of this recently by tweeting that she wants to fly to Africa and shoot a young female big game hunter.
Kendall Jones is a 19-year-old Texan who has made quite a ruckus on the Internet lately for her summer trip to African to go big game hunting. While plenty of wealthy Americans are big game hunters, Kendall published her entire trip on her Facebook page grinning like an idiot next to the carcasses of each of “the big five”. Her page caused such an out cry that Facebook has agreed to shut it down.
Kendall has been receiving death threats both online and by phone since the story went viral. Among them, the following message was posted on Instagram by Joanna Krupa, which she eventually took down, “This bitch Kendall Jones killed this beautiful creature so she post a selfie! That (emoticon paws)lion is an endangered species .. breaks my f%Y$@? (emoticon hear) not to mention he had a family .. I wish I can fly to Africa and shoot her ugly ass. (emoticon handgun)” Continue reading
Taylor Armstrong is SCREAMING for relevancy and BEGGING to be on any reality show she can get. So she will be on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy with John Whatshisname with the likes of the other John Whatshisname from John and Kate Plus 8 and that one Teen Mom who makes butt sex porn. Only she will be appearing solo, because well, most guys don’t really want to openly date a butt sex porn chick.
Anyway, Check this out. It’s kind of awesome.
Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog has some interesting things in it this week. She begins by talking about her parents and how during the first part of filming she had not been on speaking terms with her Dad. That whole part of the blog seems to be an excuse for some of her upcoming behavior (i.e. falling down drunkenness). It’s all because she was depressed over a fight with her dad you see. We know that Joyce suggests Brandi has a drinking problem during this season and that causes pretty much the same type of rift as she had with Kim when she said that Kim needed rehab. Full circle. Continue reading
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Bravo’s PR release for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion today gives us the inside scoop on what to expect on the two-part reunion. Here’s the tea…
NEW YORK – November 11, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of Miami”
reunites the ladies of season three to set the record straight on some of the
most talked about antics of the season . In part one, airing Monday, November 11
at 10pm ET/PT, Joanna’s and Lisa’s perfect friendship turns sour when Joanna
goes below the belt by blaming Lisa’s fertility issue on her partying lifestyle.
Alexia struggles to see both sides of the couch, but doesn’t hold anything back
when Lisa questions Alexia’s motives. While Adriana defends herself again and
again on her secret marriage, Lea continues to break Adriana’s olive branch. Continue reading
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Lisa Hochstein at Halloween Ball
I’m going to say it now, this season’s Real Housewives of Miami Reunion is going to be epic. Everyone is loaded for bear. I expect to see all of them literally sitting on “evidence” to buttress their arguments. And the clues are in the Bravo blogs.
Lea goes all in on Adriana and her “evil core” without a shred of remorse. In her blog she brings up the last reunion once again when Ana went after her with a folder full of something we are not allowed to discuss. She says that she has more information on exactly who was involved in plotting that attack and implies that Adriana was in on the whole thing.
Also from Lea’s Bravo blog:
For those who support me, a very appreciative and heartfelt THANK YOU. And for those of you who think I should have been more forgiving and move forward with trust instead of trepidation, or pretend nothing ever happened — stay tuned for the reunion and then decide. I think you will agree that even with all the lies and camouflaging and pretense (and you’ve only watched a fraction of it), her core has now been exposed.
Adriana doesn’t say too much in her blog this week. But both Lea and Adriana hint that the other has done something to harm the friendship between their sons. Expect that to be brought out at the reunion. Continue reading
When last we left the Joanna Wedding saga, everyone was hungover and had overslept. They were supposed to fly to San Diego from Vegas at 8 am. Like that was even possible? Who gets up at 5 or 6 am in Vegas to fly home? You might as well just stumble straight to the airport without sleeping. At any rate, they are now in a rental car driving across the California desert.
At some point they must have survived and gotten back to a studio to do talking heads. But WTF with Joanna’s hair? Did no one have a hairbrush? Lisa is seriously hungover and they have to pull over so she can puke. They flashback to waking up and they discover Lisa sprawled out on the floor behind the bar. Continue reading
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Miami to head to Vegas for bachelorette party. Which means the crazy packing scenes. As much as these women travel, how is it possible they do not know how to pack? Why doesn’t Lisa understand that her husband has to work for her to life the lifestyle he provides her?
Are they in coach? It sure looks like coach. It could be business class I suppose. Lea is talking to the entire plane on the PA. Any attention she can get. They have the biggest suite at The Palms. I like that all the Miami girls eat on camera. Sure it’s mostly crudité, but still.
Lea is making a jewelry mistake wearing a metal collar necklace to the pool in Las Vegas. It’s going to heat up and burn her neck. Lea dances with a little person who goes by the name Five Cent. It’s um….awkward. I am getting old and see the pool as a giant petri dish of STDs. Continue reading
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I watched RHOM last night but didn’t take any notes or start a blog. I know some of you are asking where to talk about it so I will put up a brief recap here. Basically what happened was Lea Black threw a party at her newly renovated mansion. Say what you will about Lea, but she is one of the few housewives that is actually wealthy. Actually most all of the RHOM except for Joanna and Adrianna are wealthy. Yet another reason I wish more people were watching this show. I digress.
Lea is expanding her empire into a “movement” or something. So she has not one but two events to hawk her wares. The first was at some sort of storefront. Media was there to interview Lea about her new handbags. It was a big deal. It was as the housewives like to say, “Lea’s Special Day” which of course means someone will sabotage it. This season, that means Lisa will do something stupid. First she drags Lea away from her guests to implore her to drop her wall and make up with Adriana. WTF? Lea is WORKING. It’s not the time, or the place, or any of Lisa’s concern. Just like when she interfered with Marysol’s confrontation with Lea. Lea manages to wiggle free and goes back to work. Continue reading
Okay, I woke up this
afternoon morning to all sorts of Miami drama. Where to begin? Well first of all, it’s not news to anyone that I am one of the half-dozen or so total viewers of Real Housewives of Miami. Their ratings suck. In fact pretty much every reality show they shoot in Miami gets lousy ratings. Big Ang’s new VH1 show, Miami Monkey has been tanking in the ratings. I don’t understand this. It’s such a beautiful city. The housewives in my opinion are a second only to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But alas, no one agrees with me. But that is not stopping Bravo from trying to turn the beat around in Miami. There is one more Bravo show coming and maybe this is one we can all agree on? Continue reading
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This episode is going to be all about Lea. Oh joy. Perhaps I should have watched The Blacklist first. Even worse the next scene is Joanna and Romain. Romain’s mother makes a excuse to avoid the wedding. So does his father and brother. Awesome. Later
Bravo Romain sets up a series of surprises for Joanna: an outdoor picnic where he tears up the prenup, and a day sail on a boat where he gives her a puppy.
Adrianna’s son is going to his first formal and she wants to chaperone. Bravo paid for a Rolls to Alex is going with a guy. They are very young. It’s probably just how they do in whatever grade he is in. Continue reading
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