Bravo’s PR release for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion today gives us the inside scoop on what to expect on the two-part reunion. Here’s the tea…
NEW YORK – November 11, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of Miami”
reunites the ladies of season three to set the record straight on some of the
most talked about antics of the season . In part one, airing Monday, November 11
at 10pm ET/PT, Joanna’s and Lisa’s perfect friendship turns sour when Joanna
goes below the belt by blaming Lisa’s fertility issue on her partying lifestyle.
Alexia struggles to see both sides of the couch, but doesn’t hold anything back
when Lisa questions Alexia’s motives. While Adriana defends herself again and
again on her secret marriage, Lea continues to break Adriana’s olive branch. Continue reading
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Lisa Hochstein at Halloween Ball
I’m going to say it now, this season’s Real Housewives of Miami Reunion is going to be epic. Everyone is loaded for bear. I expect to see all of them literally sitting on “evidence” to buttress their arguments. And the clues are in the Bravo blogs.
Lea goes all in on Adriana and her “evil core” without a shred of remorse. In her blog she brings up the last reunion once again when Ana went after her with a folder full of something we are not allowed to discuss. She says that she has more information on exactly who was involved in plotting that attack and implies that Adriana was in on the whole thing.
Also from Lea’s Bravo blog:
For those who support me, a very appreciative and heartfelt THANK YOU. And for those of you who think I should have been more forgiving and move forward with trust instead of trepidation, or pretend nothing ever happened — stay tuned for the reunion and then decide. I think you will agree that even with all the lies and camouflaging and pretense (and you’ve only watched a fraction of it), her core has now been exposed.
Adriana doesn’t say too much in her blog this week. But both Lea and Adriana hint that the other has done something to harm the friendship between their sons. Expect that to be brought out at the reunion. Continue reading
When last we left the Joanna Wedding saga, everyone was hungover and had overslept. They were supposed to fly to San Diego from Vegas at 8 am. Like that was even possible? Who gets up at 5 or 6 am in Vegas to fly home? You might as well just stumble straight to the airport without sleeping. At any rate, they are now in a rental car driving across the California desert.
At some point they must have survived and gotten back to a studio to do talking heads. But WTF with Joanna’s hair? Did no one have a hairbrush? Lisa is seriously hungover and they have to pull over so she can puke. They flashback to waking up and they discover Lisa sprawled out on the floor behind the bar. Continue reading
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Miami to head to Vegas for bachelorette party. Which means the crazy packing scenes. As much as these women travel, how is it possible they do not know how to pack? Why doesn’t Lisa understand that her husband has to work for her to life the lifestyle he provides her?
Are they in coach? It sure looks like coach. It could be business class I suppose. Lea is talking to the entire plane on the PA. Any attention she can get. They have the biggest suite at The Palms. I like that all the Miami girls eat on camera. Sure it’s mostly crudité, but still.
Lea is making a jewelry mistake wearing a metal collar necklace to the pool in Las Vegas. It’s going to heat up and burn her neck. Lea dances with a little person who goes by the name Five Cent. It’s um….awkward. I am getting old and see the pool as a giant petri dish of STDs. Continue reading