I keep meaning to update you on Nene Leakes. I did a bit of that in the open forum this weekend with the photoshopped pictures and their subsequent removal, but today I was sent another photo that reminds me of a story I’m not sure I have addressed.
Nene has gotten herself sucked into a Multilevel Marketing (MLM) situation. MLMs in my opinion are kissing cousins to Pyramid Scams. They are legalish now and work kind of like Tupperware. I use this example since I sold Tupperware (I believe it was my senor year of highschool) and there were these big, frenzied meetings with nothing but hyperactive women screaming about financial success and chanting positive affirmations. There was free food, drink and plenty of excitement and free Tupperware (quickly hijacked by my mother). I only went once or twice. If my hazy memory serves me correctly, an “older man’s” (some kid who had already graduated ) was a Grand PooBah of Tupperware and was the person in charge at these huge functions. That’s actually how I got involved. #TheThingsWeDoToLandAMan
So anyway, the Stormy girl, (pictured left) is one of the success stories on her MLM which …I really don’t get what it is all about…I do remember seeing several videos of them preparing for all this. They have some sort of tea they want Nene to push on Instagram instead of the one all the other housewives pretend to drink. I also saw Nene drinking a lot of something out of a Moscow mule type cup and she appeared quite toasty before her speaking appearance yesterday afternoon at the MLM meeting. RHOM’s Marysol Patton was there to support Nene as these two have been spending a lot of time together in Miami. Alexia Echevarria came to the event to keep Marysol company. Continue reading
It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed by a housewife. If Joanna was so butthurt by a random comment on a late night cable show with a minimal following, she would have just ignored it. Instead she is parading around the courtroom in Miami screaming about her vagina for all who will listen. Anyway, there are new developments. We know are privy to the depositions of both Lisa Vanderpump and her buddy Mohammed Hadid. Both of them have had their share of lawsuits of their own.
According to an exclusive story by Daily Mail, both Lisa Vanderpump and Mohammed Hadid denied ever discussing Johanna Krupa’s vagina. And hey! If you can’t trust those two, who can you trust? #eyeroll
Click through for highlights of the depositions. Or lowlights as the case may be.
Brandi Glanville is paying out a lot of money for the attorney handling her defense of Joanna Krupa’s law suit. Her attorney, Susan Warner has been very busy lately. A few weeks ago, I read that Brandi was asking for tax returns for the last five years or so from Joanna. The purpose of this is to prove that she was a legal resident of Florida at the time she filed her suit in January of 2015. Joanna seemed to live in Miami during her time on Real Housewives of Miami but has always maintained a home in Beverly Hills. If it turns out she is a California resident, the Miami case could be dismissed and the whole thing would be refiled in Beverly Hills. I never heard what happened with that request. I do know that Brandi and Joanna bump into each other from time to time. There is a new request now by Brandi’s attorney that will be heard next week in a Miami courtroom. Maybe the IRS request will be ruled on at the same time.
According the Miami Herald’s Jose Lambiet, the new request that will be heard next Monday is a request for her medical records all the back to 2000. Brandi’s daughter is fishing (see what I did there?) for any medical conditions that could cause an unpleasant vaginal odor. Basically, Brandi’s attorney is looking for credible evidence to back up the comment that Brandi said that Mohammed Hadid told her on Watch What Happens Live.
Photo: ButYoureLikeReallyPretty.com @GoRyanGo on Twitter
This weekend, probably on Saturday, I will post my Top Ten Real Housewives of all time. I just finished writing my part and have a couple of friends you may know from the radiator room contributing theirs. Now that I have mine hammered out ( I can’t believe how seriously I took this and how I agonized over my choices!) and Xanadude and The Lady Cocotte have their homework turned in, I can now go and read their lists.
While we are waiting until tomorrow (probably afternoon) for me to get all this information organized into a post, why don’t you guys post your top ten lists in comments. We are giving reasons why we placed our choices where we did, and feel free to do that as well.
For me, I needed to come up with some sort of guidelines to go by. So let me know how you chose. Just housewives you like? The most interesting? The most watchable? What drives your ranking?
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I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live. It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.
Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.” But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.
Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money. Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden. Continue reading
“Craziest day of my life. #july3 Logan decided to come a month early! Perfect healthy most beautiful baby boy! I’m in love#ImAMom #MomLifeBegins” Such a sweet picture.
Aw, I am so happy for Lisa on the birth of her son through a surrogate. Welcome to the world, Logan Marc Hochstein. I REALLY miss the Real Housewives of Miami. I wish Bravo would bring them back.