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This Week’s Tea on Sonja Morgan, LuAnn Delesseps, Lisa Rinna, Yolanda Foster and Kenya Moore

All The Tea From Andy Cohen's Book Party Last Night

This has been a super busy week at mainly because we have a #FelonByBravo on a book tour profiting from her crimes.  Please check out all of those interviews because if there is anything I hate to recap, it’s an interview.  On a regular #WWHL episode it takes longer to recap than an hour long show. It’s more transcribing than recapping. But I really wanted you to know exactly what she said. If you can only read one, make it this one. But really read them all.  Teresa refuses to admit she knowingly committed a crime. Don’t get me started.

While I was entrenched in all that, a lot of other stuff happened that I didn’t get to report. So it’s time to make up for lost time and hit the highlights of housewives news I didn’t get to this week.

Yolanda Foster and Lisa Rinna Had a Twitter War

As the show was getting ready to air Lisa Rinna tweeted, ” Who’s excited for #RHOBH tonight?  There’s something rotten in Denmark… I mean Holland. 🙊 #IAmJustCollateralDamage ”  And with that the gauntlet was tossed and Yolanda was miraculously able to reach it from her sick bed.

Lisa feels like she got the blame for Erika’s pigeon carrying. On every season of every housewives there is always a pigeon carrier. That is the designated person to go back and forth between two factions and fill them in on what they missed. This season it is Erika, but somehow Lisa is bearing the brunt of the fallout. She tweeted, ” Oh hello bus that I was just thrown under. Good to see you again. #IDidntBringItUp #HellNo #BeHonest #RHOBH”

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s My Party and I’ll be C**** if I Want To!

RHOBH Lisa Vanderpump Freeze

by Guest Contributor Ben C.

Cryotherapy sessions, throwing cheap handbag shade, out of town trips, and patting the puss is how Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got her groove back. Sure, there’s still a bit too much debate of Yolanda’s health happening, but the rest is what we all love to see. The women being silly, having fun (most of the time) and doing things we don’t all do in normal, everyday life (have lunch and complain about people.) It’s refreshing and feeling like a throwback. Everybody loves a good throwback.

Let’s get started, shall we?

Kyle and Lisa V meet Yolanda (and Daisy, Yolanda’s ‘helper’) for a group Cryotherapy session.

Yolanda claims Cryotherapy is one of the “fun things” she gets to do every week. Yolanda likens it to standing inside a box that’s below freezing, and coming out like a frozen popsicle. She thinks it’s funny the other ladies came in makeup, jewels and heels. Apparently, she claims the experience is about being “naked, raw & freezing to death together.” The Cryotherapy ‘nurse’ tells the ladies it’s -147 degrees celsius inside the chamber. The ladies change into bathrobes, and take turns standing inside the cylinder. Vanderpump bares all for the cameras, and throws her robe off before the door to the chamber is even shut. Of course, Lisa and Kyle scream and make a scene – while Yolanda “takes it like a woman” (her words) and enjoys not one, but two rounds.  Kyle compares it to skiing down a mountain in Aspen, stark naked, in a blizzard. She thinks she’s got frostbite on her ass.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Who let the Orangutan out of her cage?

RHOBH 2 Kyle

By Guest Contributor Ben C.

Let me start out by saying, ERIKA JAYNE HAS A CHAPEL IN HER HOUSE. A chapel. Yes, you read that right. Miss Erika Jayne has enough time, space & money to build a chapel inside her own house. I bow down. Literally. Find a pew and anoint your head, because I’m feeling the spirit tonight! Let’s do this!

The episode begins with Lisa Vanderpump having Kyle over for tea. They’re planning a joint anniversary party (20 years for Kyle, 33 years for Lisa) and are going to check out the event space together. I’m always wondering how much security / greenery Lisa has surrounding the outside of her house. Her front doors (and seemingly the rest of the doors in the house) are completely glass from top to bottom, and additionally never seem to be locked. Kyle waltzes right in and finds Lisa in the kitchen. Lisa tells Kyle she’s angry no one gave her a heads up that Faye would be at the “barbecue” (Lisa says Kyle let the orangutan out of the cage!)

Vanderpump compares it to inviting “witchy-poo” (poor Carlton, she tried her hardest) to an event, and not telling Kyle about it. Kyle tells Lisa she would be taken aback at first, but then quickly move on. Which I’m sure Kyle would absolutely do…and afterwards proceed to whine to her other friends about it on camera. Lisa apparently has a really crude nickname for Faye she uses, but Kyle won’t allow her to say it on camera. Where’s Brandi Glanville when you need her? Continue reading


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Yolanda Foster’s Instagram Keeps Getting Weirder …



She also posted a photo of her legs in the bathtub to let us know she puts Epsom salts in her bathwater to remove “heavy metal toxins.”  In this post, she was pointing out to us that her hair is in an “in between” stage and was wondering whether to grow it out or cut it.

It’s just a matter of time before we get full frontal.


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Lisa Vanderpump Attempts to Placate Mohamed And Mend Friendship

When the door was opened...

When the door was opened…

It seems a lot of you didn’t really see what I saw in the Instagram message from Mohamed.  Mohamed was clearly pissed that Lisa had outed his private conversation on national TV.  It was clear when Lisa said it, she knew she should not have. It as clear by Mohamed’s first Instagram comment he was not speaking to her. He’s pissed. He tried to cover their conversation by saying that he told her the kids were “fine” and she must have misinterpreted things.  There is no way he wants Yolanda to know he doesn’t believe her or that he knows that the kids don’t have Lyme disease. Now that it is out there, if the kids did have Lyme, Mohamed would have said, as Yolanda stated, both Anwar and Bella have Lyme disease. Beyond that, their illness is not up for debate on the show. Yolanda and I have treatment plans in place and both kids are doing well. That is, they are fine.

But that is not what he did. He could not play along with Yolanda’s delusions, and he could not admit he had shared his thoughts with “one of his best friends” who just blabbed it to the world. So he rode the fence with the “fine” story.

Today, LVP’s blog is up, but it sure seems like she wrote it last night. There are quite a few typos and errors and homophone word substitution errors in her short little blog. And that is not typical of Lisa’s blogs  And she also validates Mohamed’s “fine” story. Continue reading


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Let’s Talk About Yolanda’s Bravo Blog (s)…

RHOBH Season 4 Yolanda

RHOBH Scene for Season 4


Before I plunge into this, here is a  blind item that CDAN posted today. I’ve heard rumors that the lucative site was recently sold, but not sure about that. So take the blinds with a grain of salt.

“Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at a gathering that no one in her family has a disease which had been claimed most of the family suffers from.”

On to Yolanda’s blog. As usual, I’ll be writing my thoughts with my purple pen. EDIT: As I began this post, I began looking for things in Yolanda’s old posts. I have included quotes from her posts which I read today from the beginning that I thought might interest you. So this will be a very long post. Go grab a snack and your favorite beverage and settle in.

Tonight’s show was disheartening. Still, I am the subject of conversation amongst “friends.” Looks like I got out of dodge right on time at that barbecue. The only thing I saw grilling was gossip…I have nothing to prove and know that my journey is public due to the job I’ve chosen as a Housewife, but I can’t accept something so delicate as my children’s health being talked about in such a way. I know I’m not the only mother who would speak to this… It’s one thing when your integrity is doubted, spoken of behind your back, but it strikes another cord when it’s your children.

Yolanda, mijn life, you are the one that proudly proclaimed two of your children had Lyme disease as part as your very public quest to “DO IT FOR THE POOR CHILDREN WHO ARE SUFFERING!”  You are the one that announced on TV that you and two of your children comprise three of a total of 61 cases of Lyme contracted in 2012. You are the ones making ludicrous claims that your kids where infected by horseflies,  while living on a very well manicured “ranch. ” It seems you hoped we would not know that horseflies to not carry lyme disease. Continue reading


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