Why did you invite me to a wine tasting?
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are prone to do on road trips. I mean don’t you wonder about the personal grooming of your friends when on the way to the spa?
Vanderpump, Eileen and Brandi get massages in the same room. Brandi mentions herpes. As grown women do when enjoying a spa day. Brandi’s second topic choice is anal. Rinna, Kim and Kyle are in the other room. Rinna and Kyle are over Brandi but Kim is still defending her.
Yolanda is with Gigi in New York. She thrilled over Gigi’s Harper’s Bazaar spread. Bella shows up with headshots later.
Time to take the alcoholic with less than a year sober to the bar again! The sommelier knows Kim is not drinking and prepared her a mango juice, and yet she asks her if she wants to smell the wine. Kim very quietly and discreetly leaves the event. But people go out to check on her and drag her back in. On the ride home the women discuss their sexual fantasies of course. What else is their to talk about other than vaginas? Brandi’s sexual fantasy is about catching her man with another woman. So she can check that off her bucket list. In Brandi’s talking head, she says all the other ladies husbands are cheating. No dear. That was yours. And possibly Kyle’s. Go scratch. Continue reading
Update: This link to a Daily Beast Article supports what I have been saying all along. Chronic Lyme Disease (not to be confused with Lyme Disease) is not a real diagnosis. This DOES NOT MEAN Yolanda is not sick. It just means no one knows what she has. Like so many women her age I know. We need to stop making up new labels ever few years, Chronic Fatigue, Fibromyalgia (the drug companies actually run ads now saying “this really is a disease” it’s not) and now Chronic Lyme is all the same thing, Something the medical profession is not bothering to research, diagnose or cure.
I feel so badly for Yolanda Foster who continues to struggle with major health issues. I still contend that she has not yet been properly diagnosed. I am also shocked that someone who took such great care of her health has fallen this gravely ill. It’s very sad all the way around. Yolanda was on WWHL last month when she was beginning to relapse and ended up in the hospital shortly after. I hope they figure out her real issues soon. This sounds dreadful.
Here is her health update:
I would like to apologize for my lousy participation in the blogging department at the moment. Although writing is usually my favorite thing to do, I unfortunately have lost the ability to do so in an intelligent matter at this time. Most of you know I have been battling Lyme disease for the past three years. I wasted the first year trying to get diagnosed and spent the next two trying to find a cure. I have gone from the conventional long-term antibiotics to about every holistic protocol there is to offer. Unfortunatly, I was only able to get to about a 60% recovery until I relapsed in early December and have not been able to find my way back. Continue reading
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath.
We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who has dropped out of music school and is working at SUR. Lisa is upset by Max’s lack of ambition. She and Ken have been giving him a living experience while requiring him to work full-time.
It’s Ken and Lisa’s 32nd anniversary. Ken has filled the house with roses and Lisa makes her usual anniversary sex joke. Max drops by to speak with his parents. Max points out he has no proof of insurance or registration on his car. Max has no work ethic and Ken and Lisa can’t handle it. Ken is pissed with him and walks off. Lisa and Ken are willing to teach him the restaurant business but he needs to be motivate. It seems he was joking about his lack of insurance just to get under their skin. Continue reading
It’s time for another episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which once again will include a lot of Brandi behaving badly.
Lisa is going to go to lunch with Brandi and hear her out. Brandi thinks she has is owed an apology. For what? I don’t understand what Lisa did to her? Lisa says that Ken is very hurt by Brandi’s backstabbing. Brandi thinks she and Lisa have a similar personality. Lisa disagrees.
Lisa wants to know what Brandi wants an apology for. Brandi says “the Scheana stuff.” Lisa apologizes for not giving Brandi a heads up that Scheana was going to be at some filming they did. Brandi apologized for repeating gossip that she heard. Brandi says I was an asshole to you but you started it. Lisa says she can’t be the friend that Brandi wants. They agree to be cordial. Lisa makes Brandi pay for lunch. Only they don’t ever have to pay for lunch.
Bella has a photo shoot. But don’t worry, Yolanda punished her by taking her phone away for three weeks. She’s also buying her an apartment in NYC. Bella is 17. Continue reading
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One of these is an actual llama, the other is a drama llama
The Bravo webmaster finally got around to putting up some current blogs. I shall post and comment on them for you here. This week Lisa Vanderpump is making her feelings very clear about who is on her friend’s list and who is not. It seems to me the only person who is really on the list right now is Eileen Davidson. Lisa Rinna seems to be tolerated and the rest are on her shit list. And for once she doesn’t hold back at all. So let’s get to it.
I decided to go to the party as I knew–and from seeing this footage of the group–that if I didn’t, I would be the topic of conversation, so arriving with a bottle of champagne stops it in its tracks.
Now the conversation with Brandi’s parents I thought was sweet–the way they were obviously aware that our relationship was no longer a positive one. Her mother, who I had invited to join us at dinner previously, a sweet woman, gently tried to explain how Brandi works, hurting feelings and then apologizing. It’s just unfortunate at this time. I am not interested. The friendship was not deep enough to weather that kind of storm. In regard to Brandi’s generous offer at my clothing event as she abused my beautiful olive tree, was supposed to shock, but no it was harmless. Words are just that. It didn’t offend me, but as usual, it was a classless example of somebody trying to garner attention.
Oh the shade of it all. “I’m not interested…the friendship wasn’t that deep in the first place. She’s a classless attention whore.” Continue reading
I’m not really looking forward to Brandi’s jaw dropping behavior on tonight’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and yet the time has come.
Brandi’s Housewarming Party
Kyle is still open to Brandi and is going to her housewarming party. She and Lisa Rinna ride together. Brandi was not ready when the guests arrived. Yolanda is very sweet to Brandi’s dad who looks really healthy at this time. I was sad to hear his health is failing again. Brandi walks up to Yolanda as she is speaking to her father and tweaks her boob. Classy Much to Brandi’s surprise, Lisa and Ken have a change of heart and arrive at the party. Leeza Gibbons was a party guest. Lisa Vanderpump says life is too short. She doesn’t want to keep the negativity going. But she’s clearly just doing it to try to keep the peace during filming. Lisa Vanderpump and her parents chat and Brandi feels ganged up on. Now she has another issue with Lisa. Adrienne Maloof shows up for some camera time with Jakob Busch. Is that relationship real?
Lisa Vanderpump is doing her annual charity clothing drive event for girls in foster care. Whoever gets those donations will be the best dressed girls in school for sure. I find it weird they always donate such dressy clothes.
Lisa is booked on Access Hollywood Live as a co-host. They make her do the ice bucket challenge
Eileen is taking paddle surfing lessons for her daily workout. That looks like a fun workout. The shore looks rocky though.
Kyle is teaching Portia how to make a sandwich and her oldest daughter, Alexia, how to do laundry. Kyle says Mauricio has never done laundry since Kyle has known him. Kyle is worried about her dwindling nest. Portia has a potty mouth.
I can already tell this one is going to be later than usual because it’s nuts here in real life. But the show must go on, God willing and the Internet holds out.
Why do people in LA wear winter caps in the summer? IDGI.
Lisa’s mother had a stroke and her father has been ill and she and her sister had to put them in assisted living and sell the house. Lisa needs to get her belongings from the house because it has sold. Her daughters are typical teenaged girls who would much rather keep their plans to get their driver’s permit than go with her. I look back at so many of these moments in my life now and wish I had been more compassionate toward my parents. But I get it, when you are that age, your brain is way more selfish.
Lisa and the girls go to Medford Oregon and immediately start mocking it. One kid asks “Are a lot of people chub-chubs here?” Lisa replies that “Fast food is king here.” Or maybe they have just never been outside of Beverly Hills to see people who actually eat food without puking it right back up. Then the girls find out that their mother went to church every Sunday. Brat 1 says, “You went to church? That explains a lot. You’re so weird.” Brat 2 says, “I feel bad for you. I gotta cut you some slack now that I know how you grew up.” These two brats need a reality check. Continue reading
Filed under Eileen Davidson, Ken Todd, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Mauricio Umansky, Mohamed Hadid, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster
Hi, it’s me, Tamara. I’ll be your blogger for the evening but I just had a heavy conversation and completely forgot to set up the technical crap for this blog. So apologies in advance for sucking. And newbies can not waste their time telling me how poorly written is. :) So I had an extra hour to drink and I’m really kind of off tonight. I’m afraid of my neighbors and now of my neighborhood. I think it may be time for me to move and I can’t sell. So I may look into renting this place.
Anyway we are back to Yo dealing with Bella getting a DUI. Wow Yo is totally lying about what happened. Yo’s version is Bella had a glass of wine and decided to the gas station (WTF?) and go stopped. Um real version is Bella blew through a stop sign and almost hit A COP CAR. and blew a .14 nearly twice the legal limit for an ADULT. She was also driving on a suspended license. Yolanda is full of shit.
Yo thanks David for being a great step dad.
Eileen’s niece was her nanny for years. Eileen says when she tried to quit acting Vince was fine. Until he wasn’t so she went back to work on Y&R AND DOOL!
Eillen has always taken her kid to work at Y&R . lots of love triange scenes. Continue reading
Filed under Brandi Glanville, Eileen Davidson, Ken Todd, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Mauricio Umansky, Mohamed Hadid, Paul Nassif, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda Foster
I am obsessed with losing badly at a new game I found called Just Words that you can play free on your laptop here. It’s Scrabble only you can’t put letters on both side of a word which makes it harder. And the dictionary they use is stupid but there is no penalty if you try a word that isn’t a real word. Anyway. Sorry, I did not preload for this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so it will take longer than usual.
Kyle goes to meet Kim who is sick and so are all of her kids. But she has to go see her mother of the bride dress and stuff. She is terrified of getting sick before her vacation to Spain but if she doesn’t go Kim will not get paid for this episode so, she dashes in and out.
Brandi is doing a podcast these days. Is that a lucrative thing? I’m serious I don’t know. Anyway the podcast guy is wants to advertise more but since it is Brandi Unfiltered he wants to make it more “family friendly.” Um, no. Don’t do that Brandi. You are not a family friendly person. I don’t mean that in a bad way. But if a podcast is anything like a blog, you don’t get viewers by trying to please everyone. Don’t ask me how I know this. Be your usual unfiltered trash mouthed self. I promise you will do much better as you than worrying about offending people. Because offending people is half the fun. I would not change a thing. Of course she says she will filter herself for financial gain. Sigh.
Why is Mauricio says he is trying to be sure he has the “right passports?” Um… a) does he have a stash of “wrong passports” because you turn the old one in when you get a new one and (TWO) Aren’t they rich people that travel all the time? I know right where my “right passport” is at all times in case the Zombie Apocalypse comes and I have to book somewhere. Continue reading
Filed under Adrienne Maloof, Brandi Glanville, David Foster, Eileen Davidson, Ken Todd, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Mauricio Umansky, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster
It’s her birthday! She is going to dinner at PUMP. Harry is late to dinner because he is flying in from Vancouver. Kyle tells the story about how she met Mauricio when she was engaged to another man. They met at a party and she turned her ring around so he would not notice. The then fiancé was a news reporter for CBS and was 24 years older than she was.
Lisa Rinna says when she met Harry he was married. She was working at an eyeglass store and he came in to pick up his glasses. He was married to Nicolette Sheridan but she had recently left him to run off with Michael Bolton. Twenty one years later she ran into Michael Bolton and thanked him for making it possible for her to be with Harry and have two beautiful daughters. Then Harry shows up looking hot as hell. He’s so dreamy. He also arrives with a GIANT Cartier bag with a ring box inside a big box. It’s a lovely simple gold double band ring.
Lisa Rinna meets Eileen Davidson for lunch. They talk about old times and working together 20 years ago on Days of Our Lives. Continue reading
Filed under Brandi Glanville, Eileen Davidson, Ken Todd, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Mauricio Umansky, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster
Everyone seems to have positive things to say about Lisa Rinna in their Bravo blogs this week. However, Brandi Glanville makes a point of letting us know her friendliness toward Lisa Rinna will be short lived. Brandi’s two remaining allies on the show, Yolanda and Kim seem to be taking opposite positions. Yolanda joins the chorus singing the praises of Lisa Rinna. Kim Richards is the only one without her hymnal open. Kim has not even mentioned her. May she has not met her yet. I suppose Kim and Brandi will bond over their dislike for her this season.
And everyone seems to be forecasting stormy times ahead…
It just feels right this season. Like I mentioned before, Lisa R. and Eileen add an authentic and substantial new flavor to our group that will be exciting for you to see. The sooner the rest of us can move on from wasting more breath on beaten-to-death past issues, the better.
Lisa R. is a fascinating chameleon that has been able to keep reinventing herself to stay relevant in such a challenging profession, and I love that she is proud to do whatever it takes to keep on laughing her way to the bank. A woman after my own heart. Continue reading