Cody Simpson, the 17-year-old crooner from down under, may have been prematurely booted from #DWTS last night, but he’s riding high today, releasing his Surfboard video in the wake of his DWTS publicity. His 19-year-old cradle robbing girlfriend Gigi Hadid stars in the sexy but not raunchy video set mainly on the beach. Continue reading
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Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.
Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.
Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading
So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting they say under their names below. Meanwhile I am twelve minutes in and would rather watch Nene Leakes do the rumba with a half nekkid man on repeat for an hour than watch this crap. Bring out the men. Give us something new! Anything except Brandi whining about Scheana (which is what this whole season has been about, Brandi’s jealousy of some waitress at a WeHo bar or Kyle continuing to bring up her husband’s infidelity over and over while begging no one else to mention it.
I think the next person that Yolanda tells to stay out of it should slap her upside the head! She is acting like someone moderating a debate on global warming. I’m cranky and I want her slapped! No sooner did I type this did Yolanda cut of Joyce and Joyce said, “You love to be the referee! You love to play director!” Yolanda does this snide laugh and says, “Did you hear what she said?” as if Joyce had said she had three heads. Andy takes Yolanda’s side and goes back on my shit list. He is such a power hungry person. Yolanda can be as hideous as she wants he will never call her out because of David Foster. Continue reading
Despite the rumors of Joyce and Carlton being cut from the RHOBH cast for next season, it’s only now that contracts are actually being handed out. It is starting to look like the rumors are true at least for Joyce. If I had to cut two women it would be Kim and Brandi. I think that the Beverly Hills franchise should try to stay classy. While I was not particularly fond of Carlton this season, I think if they would edit her differently, we might come to like her. I also don’t think they should replace whoever they cut. Seven housewives is too many. Five would give us more insight into the ladies, make a better show and cut costs. When I am running Bravo, that’s what I will do.
But for now, let’s take a look at Joyce’s blog this week. She starts off with the same old Brandi issues that we were all tired of, but her take on Yolanda was very interesting. I really liked Yolanda on her first season, but then the season two monster arrived. There is something that happens to all the Bravolebrities in their second season, and usually it is not pretty.
I had great plans for this recap. Really, I did. But I can only work with what Bravo gives me and I am bored to death. This reunion is just awful. Since I really have nothing to say, I’m going to rely mostly on T. Kyle gifs. I had thought about doing a pyramid in the style of Abby Lee Miller, but they really didn’t give me anything to critique. I will instead simply rank the ladies performances from worst to best.
YAY! I finally got it to play after defragging and cleaning my laptop! My biggest reaction was to Andy Cohen as Zeus, AKA wonky eye in the sky. It was very odd and I didn’t get the point of his disembodied head floating in the sky at all. I thought the housewives band was cute. I thought Kyle was particularly good. I didn’t think Lisa performed badly at all. I was surprised they were singing along. Continue reading
Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico. Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto Rico but that she did send Lisa a mean email.
Lisa points out that Brandi is all over the internet saying that Lisa used to live deep in the valley and filed for bankruptcy neither of which are true. Brandi’s reaction is to turn to Kyle for backup. Lisa says she has never lived in Calabasas. She moved from France to Beverly Park. Brandi paid $9.99 to look it up on an Internet site and so she knows Lisa lived there! Brandi is insane. Lisa mentions that they have owned many properties over the years. I can’t believe how long Brandi wants to argue that Lisa lived somewhere she did not. Good Grief.
Next up. Yolanda pretends that her issue with Lisa is that she did not visit her enough while she was ill. Which is bullshit. I am bored already. Yolanda expects her friends there when she wants to fingerpaint for her college aged daughter. I can’t.
They played pretty much every ridiculous scene Kim was in all at once. It was a whole lot of crazy. Kyle and Kim are close. This is incredibly boring. I literally keep zoning out. There is really no need to talk about Kim this much. Continue reading
I know y’all seemed to think I was reading a lot into Lisa’s blog last week when I said she seemed to be taking the greatest aim toward Yolanda, and I am going to continue to read into her blog this week. By the way, I was right about her being more pissed at Yolanda than the rest of them. It seems to continue this week. But now I am really starting to think Lisa has had her fill of RHOBH. I had a whole lot of other things to say but I am super behind on getting ready to blog RHONY.
I will say that Brandi’s blog is a bitchfest this week and almost every single comment is telling her off. I am still slogging through Yolanda’s which so far is all about how sick she was and how Lisa didn’t care. Kim says she had the best year ever on her planet. Sigh. Read the excerpts from Lisa’s blog below and tell me if you agree that she seems over the whole damn thing. Continue reading
We start with everyone headed to the big Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce party celebrating the 100th anniversary of the city. Carlton tries to play the peacemaker between Yolanda and Lisa by pulling Yo aside and trying to talk some sense into her.
Brandi and Kyle’s talking heads are ridiculous. Kyle says, “It didn’t have to get ugly, that was in Lisa’s hands.” What exactly is Lisa supposed to do after she denied ridiculous allegations and everyone at the table starts jumping in and attacking her? I think leaving for the Four Seasons was the most polite thing she could have done.
Yolanda is the first to approach Lisa at the party. It was the typical fake smile, fake kiss, Beverly Hills crapola. The Kyle descends. Lisa says she was sorry that she had to leave early in Puerto Rico, but it was an impossible situation. Yolanda is trying to take the crown for stupidest talking head pretending she was worried about Lisa and Ken who could have been dead on the side of the road. Seriously, you drive someone away from an event and then you are made at them for not kissing you goodbye? Shut your lemon hole, Yolanda. Yolanda saw on Instagram that Lisa and Ken were just down the road actually enjoying themselves and she’s pissed about that. Ken brings Lisa a glass of wine quickly greets Yolanda and moves on. Yolanda claims that she and Lisa didn’t have an issue in Puerto Rico. Must be the Lyme Brain talking.
Yolanda thinks Lisa and Ken owe them an apology and an explanation! Continue reading
About Kim and Mauricio…
I do believe that if you state categorically, denying the accusation, as I did to Kyle saying”I did not see the magazines when we were at Brandi’s house.” I was baffled, but still defending myself. To then keep perpetually interrogating me with the same question — well at that point that is tantamount to being called a liar. I should only have to answer it once. When I see Mauricio calling me a “f—ing bitch” on the beach over a rumor from the trustworthy Brandi, that hurts. Kim had only heard it from Brandi too. She wasn’t there. . . but was acting as if she was a viable witness. Then in an interview, for Kim to say she was glad we were gone — that spoke volumes.
She basically calls Brandi an untrustworthy bitch, and says how hurt she was by Mauricio’s comment. She points out that Kim was not even at Brandi’s house and had no idea what she was blathering on about.
When we left that hotel, after Kim had been pretty abusive with no regret, we knew to stay or inform them that we were exhausted by the unrelenting accusations and wanted to leave it would result in an even more complicated scenario. Continue reading