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RHOBH Casting News: Will Cody Simpson’s Mom Be on RHOBH?

Photo Credit: Instagram Angie is on the far right

Photo Credit: Instagram Angie is on the far right

 

I have to make this fast, but since y’all are asking, I want to get something up before I have my productive spurt. :)  TMZ is reporting that Angie Simpson, Cody Simpson’s mother is trying to get on RHOBH.  I have heard this rumor before; however, it made more since before Yolanda Foster’s health began to decline.  Yolanda was back in her hyperbaric chamber just yesterday.  And do Yolanda and Angie even know each other? Not that it matters that much.

Here is what TMZ is reporting:

“Cody Simpson is getting dragged into his mom’s reality TV dreams, ’cause ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ wants Angie Simpson on the show … as a package deal with Cody.”

This will not happen for a million reasons. The first of which is, if they are going to shoot with Cody it will need to happen before August 10th because  Cody’s tour starts up then in Asia and continues well through the end of September in the US with zero breaks. It’s just not plausible. Even if it was, the can’t afford Cody. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed

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In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers.   I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.

It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading

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RHOBH Secrets Revealed

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

Every time we have one of the shows I begin by predicting there will be NO secrets revealed. But lord knows this time there are some juicy one out there. I wonder if it was too late to edit this episode since Kim was arrested?

Lisa Rinna wrote a sex book called  The Big Fun Sexy Sex Book. Apparently, Lisa used to have a sex expert come over to parties and teach the party goers how to give really good blow jobs. LVP points out she doesn’t need any tips in that area.  They also replay the scene where Rinna talks about doing Playboy when she was seven months pregnant and when she was not pregnant.

Yolanda claims she is looking to downsize because the house is just too much work. It is odd that the Fosters put pretty much every property they have on the market at the same time. Mauricio takes her to look at properties but she doesn’t like any of them.

Kim and LVP both want grandchildren. And we see LVP in JEANS.  JEANS! Have we ever seen that before? Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap

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Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time.

Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice to your sister! You believe her and stop telling lies! In that order. Thanks.”  The next one says, “You need to get wise. Brandi is not telling the truth. She is lying. I should have said that to you in that moment, but I didn’t want another Amsterdam to happen, and it would have.” A third says, “Your behavior and the way you treat people is not okay. You are nasty and you need to be stopped now.” As she is reading these, Rinna is giving Kim a look that could kill. Kim said she really got frightened. Oh please. A fifth grader could break Rinna in half like a twig.

Andy asks what made Rinna send the texts. Rinna says that she has an issue with people shushing her. And she wanted to get her feelings out. Her father used to shush her all the time. It’s one of her hot buttons. Kim says she thinks Lisa Rinna probably has record for violent crime. Andy finally sticks up for Rinna. FINALLY. Rinna is crying which is the perfect excuse for Eileen to flee the left couch for the right on. She also sticks up for Rinna. Rinna apologizes to Kim AGAIN. Oddly, after mocking Rinna for a full three minutes. Kim gets up and walks over to hug Rinna. We are already at full bore crazy. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2 Recap: Winner, Lisa Rinna

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We start this episode with Andy asking a stupid question. Raise your hand if you are shocked. I see no hands. He asks Eileen why such an awarding winning actress would do RHOBH. Um, Andy, you pay these hyenas way more than actual trained actors make. Which by the way is the whole OPPOSITE of the point of doing reality TV shows. They are supposed to work for peanuts.

They play a montage that is heavy on the fact that Eileen has an Emmy. Both Kim and Brandi are throwing up a little bit in their mouths. THIS is what jealousy looks like. A viewer ask, “You were a fan of Eileen before the show, what do you think of her without a script.” Brandi says, “I don’t really think of her.” You know except for every waking moment. Eileen was said she thought Brandi was funny when they first met and then the wine toss just put a kink in things. Eileen says that there were many ramifications about Brandi’s comments about her being a homewrecker. People started calling Vince’s ex-wife trying to get tabloid stories. She had to have unpleasant conversations with her children. Brandi seems incredulous that her behavior had ramifications for Eileen. Brandi says it was always already on the Internet. Eileen says that she is great friends with Vince’s ex-wife.  Eileen tells Brandi to shut the fuck up. They exchange several rounds of fuck yous! Eileen is on the verge of tears.  Brandi looks awful and not just on the exterior. Brandi goes in on LVP about being friends with Kyle. Lisa Rinna and Brandi are arguing at a decibel only dogs can hear. Rinna freaks out and says that Brandi needs to be shut down. Brandi says Rinna needs to change her Depends because she is so full of shit. This is too much to give you all the blow by blows but it is bang away on Brandi time and not in the way she is used to. Rinna says fuck you (that is two housewives to tell her that within five minutes.)  Brandi makes another Depends jab and Rinna responds with, “Where is your tampon endorsement!” I die. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

This is why elementary school teachers learn to line their kids up by height so school picture day will not look like this. How much did Andy pay for that ill fitting suit?

It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of my sweet, deluded Brandiloon friends avoid reading this recap as well. The Brandiloons seem to all have a deep Anglophile streak so perhaps something interesting is on BBC this evening.

Brandi’s face. It’s just. I can’t believe people pay to have that done. What a dorky opening. Then he starts right away with other peoples questions (He’ down with OPQ).  Kim is in Sharknado 3 (sounds like Kathy is calling in favors). Someone wants to know how the most Eileen has ever won on a sports bet. She says she has lost several thousand and won several thousand it all evens out. Good answer for the IRS.  BTW When I had a big win in Tunica they bring out the chips in dramatic fashion with guards and then you sign away your taxes and pay them right there. Brandi describes Kenya as very, very, smart, a little bit crazy and evil. Which is of course why Kenya is my spirit animal.  Another fun TT fact: Kenya tweeted me about buying furniture in Atlanta last weekend. I’m sure she has no idea that her haters think she pays me to say nice things about her. But that fanned the flames as I knew it would.  OTOH, DID I MENTION KENYA MOORE TWEETED ME! #Dead Continue reading

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Are We Ready For This RHOBH Reunion?

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

Is this the oddest seating arrangement ever? Since when is LVP not sitting to Andy’s right in the first position?  How did Eileen get stuck on the loser side?

Super emotional. It was dramatic. There was an eleventh hour smoking gun that was revealed. It was amazing!  Interesting to mention that the notes on Andy’s performance was that he laughed so much and they had to cut a lot of him laughing out of the show.

Eileen’s dress is awful, as is Brandi’s both for the same reason, the strapless top doesn’t fit them properly and Brandi looks like she is wearing shapewear without the dress on top. Lisa Rinna easily wins best dressed with Kyle and Kim also looking lovely. I wish LVP would stop with the pinky, purple lace table cloth things. They make her look matronly.

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