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WWHL With Camille Grammer, Adrienne Maloof & Taylor Armstrong

WWHL Adrienne, Camille, Taylor

Really? Has it come to this? The thirst is real y’all. Y’all know I am obsessed with the seating order. For the record, Camille got first chair followed by Adrienne and then Taylor. The drinking word is Brandi. Let’s hope they say it zero times. The game was Hot Po-Titties where they had to try to say something nice about Brandi. It did not go well. Someone commented today in a post simply, “Ho Po-titties”  I was reading via email and was like, WTF? Now I get it. Brandi tweeted assuming we all care about her situation with these three. She said she is great with Camille, she’s working on it with Adrienne and she is indifferent to Taylor.

Click through for my assessment of the three. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premier (Recap)

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I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to recap quickly. Thanks in advance!

Kyle is getting ready for the white party! YAY!  This year it comes first which is weird because no one can be disinvited at the door for being a litigious cuntsicle! #Taylor. I’ve seen this Justin guy before. Didn’t he help some housewives dress as drag queens or for the Gay Pride Parade or something? I’m not kidding. The White Party has gotten huge and now has a major budget. Kyle is still trying to push a reluctant Sophia into modeling. She is tall and gorgeous but she’s never liked modeling or being on the show.

Kyle claims she has not seen Lisa Vanderpump since the reunion. From here on out I will call Lisa Vanderpump  “Pump” and Lisa Rinna “Lisa.”

Brandi and Yolanda are going for a fitness walk. David plays the piano for us low lives. We are not worthy. Brandi is still up Yolanda’s butt. Which explains why Pump was cool towards her on WWHL. OMG. Yo has a swatter on her property who has set up a little beachside dress shop right on the highway/right of way for PCH. (wait for someone to correct me)  She asks if he knows she is on her property and he is laying back playing on his phone saying ” No Mon, I did not know.” lol. He’s so chill. Hell I thought they were going for a walk on the beach why are the out on the highway? They finally find the beach. Yo tries to explain to Brandi about being connected to the earth. She didn’t get it. Yo talks about Gigi’s success. She really has hit the big time. Brandi mentions she is homeless (AGAIN) and tries to move in. The house she is talking about moving in now, I think  she got tossed out of that too. Brandi starts trashing Pump. Yo tries to get Brandi to connect with nature again. It doesn’t work. Sad. Continue reading

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Was Russell Armstrong Murdered?

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According to a TMZ Exclusive,  Russell’s father Louie has been saying since Russell’s death in 2011 that it was not a suicide.  TMZ reports that Louie has filed court documents requesting the autopsy photos   of Russell be released to him so that an independent medical examiner can review the case.

The autopsy report (warning graphic details) makes a pretty clear case for suicide. Side note: Why are the tops of the pages of the document time stamped 2004?  So this whole situation is pretty sad.

The Armstrong family was publicly angry with Taylor at the time of Russell’s death and it seems as thought Taylor has cut the family out of her life and Kennedy’s.  Taylor’s new husband, John Bluher, recently adopted Kennedy. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Secrets Revealed

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Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.

Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.

Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading

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Kandi Burruss and Taylor Armstrong Both Got Married Yesterday!

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Kandi Burruss is now Kandi Tucker as she and Todd finally made it down the aisle yesterday at Le Fais do-do (that’s doh doh !), a special events facility in Atlanta. Quotes abound from Kandi about how happy she is to be married to her best friend. It seems that Mama Joyce was properly sedated and did not object to the event. Kandi’s daughter Riley, Phaedra Parks, and Mama Joyce’s BFF Carmon were all in the wedding.  The wedding party was dressed in floor length purple gowns. And of course the entire thing was filmed for Kandi’s wedding spinoff which is expected to be called Bridal Kandi.  Tweets from attendees declare the event was “like a fairy tale.” Sidenote: Somebody bought Porsha Stewart some GINORMOUS boobies. Continue reading

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Farrah Abraham “Wrote” An Erotic Triology About Her Porno

Farrah is a porn starLook, I’ve been ignoring the insanity that I just typed in the title for quite some time. I felt bad for Farrah on Couples Therapy. Especially since she did not actually receive any therapy. Farrah is broken and we should treat her like I treated Amanda Bynes and just not throw a spotlight on her issues.

But Goddamnit, Farrah. You really need to go somewhere and sit down and get yourself together. You need real therapy, from a therapist who has never practiced on a TV show. You need to just stop.  But you won’t. You were adamant that you didn’t do a porno. But you did. And now you are writing a trilogy of books about doing a porno. You know who would probably understand you? Apollo Nida. It’s really a pity he is going to prison because I think he might be your perfect match. Continue reading

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Couples Therapy Interview Round-Up With Wendy Williams and Bethenny

Taylor on Bethenny

Today we have two interviews with cast from this seasons Couple Therapy. First John Gosselin on Wendy Williams and then,  Taylor and John on Bethenny. This should be good.

John comes out without Liz. Oh. She’s sick. Wendy doesn’t seem to know enough about what is going on with Couples Therapy to ask the right questions. They are rambling on about living in the woods. They talk about Jon firing a weapon when the paparazzi  refused to leave his property. Lots of Kate stuff.  In the first segment we get nary a word about Couples Therapy which is what we need to tea on, Wendy. /sigh

John says he did Couples Therapy for the free therapy and for a chance for him and Liz to get away from everything have some time for themselves.  John reveals that Ghost Face Killah’s name is Dennis. Not a single question about Farrah or Taylor or why he was the last to arrive. Very disappointed in this interview. Bethenny on the other hand goes balls to the wall with Taylor and John. Click through for the tea. Continue reading

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Taylor Armstrong Responds To Couples Therapy Outburst Episode

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Artwork by PrettyontheOutside.com

Taylor Armstrong sent out two tweets last night about last night’s Couples Therapy episode and she was NOT pleased.  She was also full of excuses about her behavior. There were zero apologies.  First she says “they” promised her “no editing.”  Because THAT happens on reality shows.  Really? She thought they would just run raw footage of 2 weeks of shooting? Actually, she sent out THREE tweets.  The first one just said “GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.” She seems very angry with the show. Did she honestly believe this show would show her in a positive light? Is she THAT STUPID? Continue reading

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Taylor Armstrong Weighs In on Brandi’s Feud With Joanna

Taylor Armstrong is SCREAMING for relevancy and BEGGING to be on any reality show she can get. So she will be on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy with John Whatshisname with the likes of  the  other John Whatshisname from John and Kate Plus 8 and that one Teen Mom who makes butt sex porn. Only she will be appearing solo, because well, most guys don’t really want to openly date a butt sex porn chick.

Anyway, Check this out. It’s kind of awesome.

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Real Housewives Before Surgery

598849_10151901616087922_2098671249_nWow, check out this picture from People Magazine that Luann  posted on twitter today.  Only Sonja Morgan looks like she used to look.  Thoughts?

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Taylor Armstrong is Engaged

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Artwork by PrettyontheOutside.com

So Taylor Armstrong is officially engaged to her lawyer. Whatever. But I have a ton of questions. Is he divorced yet? But more importantly, this exclusive news was brought to us by E! Online. E! is part of NBCu just like Bravo. Taylor is no longer on RHOBH. So why did E! do this super exclusive extremely detailed story?  Does this mean after taking a season off she will be coming back as a RHOBH? Will there be a wedding spin-off (shudder). To me this would be like E! randomly doing a story on some other non-housewife engagement. It’s very odd. Click through to read the sappy story… Continue reading

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Alyce Laviolette Sought Emergency Medical Care Due to Social Media Attacks

jodidvIt seems that Alyce is not exactly living in a bubble when it comes to all of the attacks on her personally and professionally on social media. Edited: The author of this article, Michael Kiefer, originally published this piece in The Republic which was picked up by USA Today. I am changing the link to go to the original source. Tirades against Alyce have extended to phone calls to her office, and the offices of those who have her booked for speaking engagements. I’ve excerpted a couple of the more interesting points below, but the entire article is definitely worth a read and pause for thought. Continue reading

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