This has been a super busy week at Tamaratattles.com mainly because we have a #FelonByBravo on a book tour profiting from her crimes. Please check out all of those interviews because if there is anything I hate to recap, it’s an interview. On a regular #WWHL episode it takes longer to recap than an hour long show. It’s more transcribing than recapping. But I really wanted you to know exactly what she said. If you can only read one, make it this one. But really read them all. Teresa refuses to admit she knowingly committed a crime. Don’t get me started.
While I was entrenched in all that, a lot of other stuff happened that I didn’t get to report. So it’s time to make up for lost time and hit the highlights of housewives news I didn’t get to this week.
Yolanda Foster and Lisa Rinna Had a Twitter War
As the show was getting ready to air Lisa Rinna tweeted, ” Who’s excited for #RHOBH tonight? There’s something rotten in Denmark… I mean Holland. 🙊 #IAmJustCollateralDamage ” And with that the gauntlet was tossed and Yolanda was miraculously able to reach it from her sick bed.
Lisa feels like she got the blame for Erika’s pigeon carrying. On every season of every housewives there is always a pigeon carrier. That is the designated person to go back and forth between two factions and fill them in on what they missed. This season it is Erika, but somehow Lisa is bearing the brunt of the fallout. She tweeted, ” Oh hello bus that I was just thrown under. Good to see you again.
#IDidntBringItUp #HellNo #BeHonest #RHOBH”
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Most of us here are Bravo addicts for a reason, and that reason is escapism. It’s the reason that the Brooks storyline and the Yolanda storyline and the Kim Richards storyline all seem to detract from our viewing experience. We tend to focus on the funny and the crazy to nearly obsessive levels.
After spending hours of my life that entered the double digits yesterday covering the latest financial enterprise of a newly released #FelonByBravo, a New Jersey newspaper journalist with the same experience and I exchanged tweets about our plight of covering Teresa’s book tour. Her simple statement, “how did I end up here?” pretty much summed up my thoughts after a two-day sleepless blogging bender.
I still had a story on a former cocktail waitress who was recently banned from a bar to cover, and the OJ Simpson miniseries before heading to bed. It occurred to me that in my newly chosen career, the plight of an aspiring actress/waitress in my virtual inbox under “important” and the entire concept felt surreal. I took an interesting approach in covering that story, one I had actually used before in a post about the British Ladies of London attacking the American expat with the lack of couth necessary to fit in. During all of this I am watching a reality star win the NH presidential primary by a landslide. How did we in up here indeed? While my highly hyperbolic (even for me) post about Kristen Doute garnered tons of views, the comments were disappointing in that my commentary on the irrelevance of what I was posting did not land.
by Guest Contributor Ben C.
Cryotherapy sessions, throwing cheap handbag shade, out of town trips, and patting the puss is how Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got her groove back. Sure, there’s still a bit too much debate of Yolanda’s health happening, but the rest is what we all love to see. The women being silly, having fun (most of the time) and doing things we don’t all do in normal, everyday life (have lunch and complain about people.) It’s refreshing and feeling like a throwback. Everybody loves a good throwback.
Let’s get started, shall we?
Kyle and Lisa V meet Yolanda (and Daisy, Yolanda’s ‘helper’) for a group Cryotherapy session.
Yolanda claims Cryotherapy is one of the “fun things” she gets to do every week. Yolanda likens it to standing inside a box that’s below freezing, and coming out like a frozen popsicle. She thinks it’s funny the other ladies came in makeup, jewels and heels. Apparently, she claims the experience is about being “naked, raw & freezing to death together.” The Cryotherapy ‘nurse’ tells the ladies it’s -147 degrees celsius inside the chamber. The ladies change into bathrobes, and take turns standing inside the cylinder. Vanderpump bares all for the cameras, and throws her robe off before the door to the chamber is even shut. Of course, Lisa and Kyle scream and make a scene – while Yolanda “takes it like a woman” (her words) and enjoys not one, but two rounds. Kyle compares it to skiing down a mountain in Aspen, stark naked, in a blizzard. She thinks she’s got frostbite on her ass.
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EXCLUSIVE: Just two days after a small kitchen fire brought the fire department to PUMP, the firemen have returned again. My sources on the scene have informed that Fire and Rescue arrived just a short time ago. They are reporting that they heard someone inside of PUMP has apparently overdosed.
The above photo was taken moments ago by a Tamaratattle.com spy just outside PUMP. It is unclear whether the person receiving aid is an employee or a customer. No word yet on the condition of the apparent overdose victim.
Story developing… Updating as more information is received.
There was a small kitchen fire at PUMP this morning and you would think it was a four alarm catastrophe with multiple deaths based on the photos.
Ever the one to capitalize on any situation, Pinky apparently worked her TMZ magic to basically get free advertising for the joint out of the deal.
There are often small kitchen fires in restaurants, and very rarely do they need the assistance of two fire trucks and hot fire fighters dashing into the one story restaurant with a huge …. ladder. What on earth were they going to do with that big ladder in a kitchen? It really looked more like something from a movie set than an actual emergency. I was waiting for the firemen to strip to their undies and do a YMCA dance while grinding their junk at us. Continue reading
Andy describes Lisa Rinna as being “Just like a delicious hotdog, she’s made of mostly lips and just the right amount of ass!” Which is funny. Especially if when you were a kid you found out that hotdogs were made of left over pig parts, like the lips. Is that an urban legend? Am I dating myself ? #BuyKosherFranksBlessedByRabbis
I’m late recapping this because I was all in my O.J. Feelings last night and Spectrum hasn’t been giving me actual information about the TV shows for over a week now, just that the show will be on, with you know, some guests. So here we go.
The bartender is “Groundhog Faye” which is some intern in an animal suit with Faye Resnick’s face on top. Andy is excited that next Tuesday Teresa Giudice will stop by on her book tour. She will be on GMA that morning so he did not get first dibs. GMA must be paying a buttload.