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Kim RIchards Guest Stars On Revenge, As a Coke Head Socialite

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I used to be really into Revenge and even recapped it here from time to time but I’ve grown bored with it. I still tape it and sort of half watch it. It’s just sort of jumped the shark for me.  I don’t have any idea why Nolan is getting married and really am not following the storylines much anymore. But I though I would do a quick post on Kim’s appearance. Click below for the interesting tea on her character on the episode. All 14 words. Continue reading

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Lisa Rinna Explains Why She Seemed Quick To Ask Kim If She Was On Something

 

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I love Lisa Rinna and I was surprised to see that she was so quick to assume that Kim was high on the car ride to the poker party. In retrospect, I thought perhaps things were edited even though it looked like Lisa was still getting in the car. I thought about Phaedra’s neighbors who said that it took hours for production to film Phaedra getting in the van at her house when they went on the trip to Savannah. On TV, it seemed to us like all the ladies drove on their own to Nene’s neighborhood to catch the van. But the neighbors say that the van picked up everyone at their homes.  So there is a lot of crazy editing.

Lisa explains that on the way  to the poker game, Kim asked to use the restroom at her house before they went on to the party. That is interesting to me because at the last poker party, Kim was going into the bathroom a lot to use and Brandi called her out on it.  Click through to read Lisa’s explanation…. Continue reading

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Kyle Is On To Brandi’s Master Plan

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I’ve never understood all vitriol y’all spew toward Kyle Richards. Sometimes I think you are just looking for something to hate with her. Of all the housewives she seems the most normal to me. She has normal problems, a normal job, a normal family and the usual drama with her girlfriends.  I don’t think anyone has ever come on the show and been iced out by Kyle. She doesn’t get drunk in every scene. She not a huge backstabber.  Sure she makes some poor choices regarding which castmates to trust and her loyalties shift with the seasons, just like ours do. I just don’t see all the reasons to hate Kyle  that some of you do.  On the housewives scale, Kyle is pretty middle of the road.  This is not an offer to debate her character in comments.  It’s just me saying, I don’t get it.

Here are Kyle’s thoughts on Brandi:

Almost from the moment we started playing poker, things were extremely uncomfortable. I could see Kim was “off” but wasn’t quite sure how to handle the situation. One thing that was very clear to me in watching this is that Brandi is not my friend. Never has been. I have tried to give her the benefit of the doubt but always kept her at arms’ length. To see her pretending to be friends with me in the car ride to Eileen’s and then turning on me made things abundantly clear to me. Brandi can’t be a friend to anyone. Including my sister.

Brandi clearly has been driving a wedge between my sister and me, which seems to have been her master plan from the beginning. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Is A Lying Liar Who Lies Out Of Her Lying Hole

 

 

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I try to save the Bravo blogs posts  for late in the week or early in the weekend, when the news cycle tends to slow so we will still have something to talk about. But this week, y’all just can’t seem to wait. So now that I have posted Kim’s blog, I can’t wait to post Brandi’s.  Thanks to those of you oldbies that have been here long enough to know that the blog posts will come and we will talk about all of them.

That said, Brandi is a cunt. Brandi is a purposeful cunt who chooses to be a cunt to people who have done absolutely nothing to her. Brandi thinks showing her cuntiness on camera is the only way to stay on the show. She’s probably right. She’s a worthless piece of whiny crap who belittles everyone she has ever had a relationship with until they leave her. I pity her children.

She’s also on of the biggest liars in the world, and she really sucks at it. Her lies aren’t cute. Her jokes aren’t funny. And she is dumb as a box of rocks. Continue reading

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Kim Richards Explains Herself…

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Kim Richard’s Twitter

We have a rare as hen’s teeth blog from Kim Richards this week, and it’s a doozy.  In the excerpt below, Kim admits to taking Monty’s meds, seems pissy with Kyle, and claims she is in the hospital for “injuries from being sick.”  How do you get injuries from being sick? Kim does not think she relapsed, she just made a “careless decision.”  I’m not going to say much more until I hear what y’all have to say. So hurry up and click through and share your thoughts.  Okay, I can’t wait. Please notice that literally she can’t even spell sobriety. Continue reading

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WWHL With Kyle Richards and Brad Goreski

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Tonight on WWHL we have a rather last-minute replacement of Elle MacPherson with Brad Goreski. I guess Elle got a better offer a couple of days ago?  Kyle looks great if a bit understandably nervous. Her hair is STUNNING.

Kyle wants to make a statement right off the bat that she had only set up a massage for the ladies and the hotel decided to go all out. That’s three or four times tonight she has apologized for that. Poor thing.

Next week, Brandi goes back to idiot mode and screams at Kyle that she doesn’t support her Kim ever and Brandi is the only one who is there for Kim. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards

Why did you invite me to a wine tasting?

Why did you invite me to a wine tasting?

Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are prone to do on road trips. I mean don’t you wonder about the personal grooming of your friends when on the way to the spa?

Vanderpump, Eileen and Brandi get massages in the same room. Brandi mentions herpes.  As grown women do when enjoying a spa day. Brandi’s second topic choice is anal.  Rinna, Kim and Kyle are in the other room. Rinna and Kyle are over Brandi but Kim is still defending her.

Yolanda is with Gigi in New York. She thrilled over Gigi’s Harper’s Bazaar spread. Bella shows up with headshots later.

Time to take the alcoholic with less than a year sober to the bar again!  The sommelier knows Kim is not drinking and prepared her a mango juice, and yet she asks her if she wants to smell the wine. Kim very quietly and discreetly leaves the event. But people go out to check on her and drag her back in.  On the ride home the women discuss their sexual fantasies of course. What else is their to talk about other than vaginas? Brandi’s sexual fantasy is about catching her man with another woman. So she can check that off her bucket list. In Brandi’s talking head, she says all the other ladies husbands are cheating. No dear. That was yours. And possibly Kyle’s. Go scratch. Continue reading

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Yolanda Struggles with Serious Chronic Lyme Relapse.

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Update: This link to a Daily Beast Article supports what I have been saying all along. Chronic Lyme Disease (not to be confused with Lyme Disease) is not a real diagnosis. This DOES NOT MEAN Yolanda is not sick. It just means no one knows what she has. Like so many women her age I know.  We need to stop making up new labels ever few years, Chronic Fatigue, Fibromyalgia (the drug companies actually run ads now saying “this really is a disease” it’s not)  and now Chronic Lyme is all the same thing, Something the medical profession is not bothering to research, diagnose or cure.

I feel so badly for Yolanda Foster who continues to struggle with major health issues. I still contend that she has not yet been properly diagnosed.  I am also shocked that someone who took such great care of her health has fallen this gravely ill. It’s very sad all the way around.  Yolanda was on WWHL last month when she was beginning to relapse and ended up in the hospital shortly after.  I hope they figure out her real issues soon. This sounds dreadful.

Here is her health update:

I would like to apologize for my lousy participation in the blogging department at the moment. Although writing is usually my favorite thing to do, I unfortunately have lost the ability to do so in an intelligent matter at this time. Most of you know I have been battling Lyme disease for the past three years. I wasted the first year trying to get diagnosed and spent the next two trying to find a cure. I have gone from the conventional long-term antibiotics to about every holistic protocol there is to offer. Unfortunatly, I was only able to get to about a 60% recovery until I relapsed in early December and have not been able to find my way back. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Live and Learn

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I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath.

Lisa Vanderpump

We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who has dropped out of music school and is working at SUR.  Lisa is upset by Max’s lack of ambition. She and Ken have been giving him a living experience while requiring him to work full-time.

It’s Ken and Lisa’s 32nd anniversary.  Ken has filled the house with roses and Lisa makes her usual anniversary sex joke. Max drops by to speak with his parents. Max points out he has no proof of insurance or registration on his car. Max has no work ethic and Ken and Lisa can’t handle it. Ken is pissed with him and walks off.  Lisa and Ken are willing to teach him the restaurant business but he needs to be motivate. It seems he was joking  about his lack of insurance just to get under their skin.   Continue reading

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Eileen Davidson Doesn’t Understand Brandi’s Motives

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Eileen shared her thoughts on the infamous wine toss this week, and also explains another incident at Yolanda’s party that made her feel uncomfortable.

From Eileen’s blog…

And how about that wine toss, huh? I think you can tell I didn’t know how to handle it when it happened. First of all, I didn’t hear Brandi say she was going to throw the wine in my face, so it came as a complete surprise. But even if I had heard, I’m sure I wouldn’t have believed she’d actually do it. I laughed at first, and then I teared up. OK, I cried. It was so bizarre and felt like such an attack coming from a woman (not a little girl, BTW who needs a timeout, a spanking, or whatever) that I barely knew.
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Lisa Vanderpump Spills Her Thoughts on The Last Episode of RHOBH

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Lisa had a whole lot to say about this last episode where Brandi shows her ass even more than usual. She explains (again) why Ken is so hurt by Brandi. She talks about the lack of consequences for Brandi’s bad behavior, and she once again promises that allegiances are about to change.

So we open with the decision made that I would meet, much to my husband’s chagrin, Brandi for lunch. Ken is fiercely loyal, and as you saw in the flashbacks, he went out of his way, almost to his own detriment, to defend Brandi.

He felt strongly that after last season she would no longer be in that position again. I believe what hurt him the most was when Yolanda intimated he abused her, which the footage shows he clearly doesn’t. He wouldn’t, and he is a protector of women, so when Brandi tweeted, “A man should never put his hands on a woman” (all in the master plan attempting to discredit him),he was extremely hurt and disappointed.
Little incidents like these, including bankruptcy allegations, accumulated in his mind apart from all the footage we had seen, and I think, unfortunately for him, it is just too big to forget.

We can safely scratch Yolanda from Lisa’s Friend Chart.

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WWHL With Brandi Glanville and Jeff Lewis: Brandi Isn’t Going To Win An Emmy

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I am so over Brandi Glanville for the evening, but I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is going to make the laborious recapping of this episode. Brandi is wearing a completely sheer skirt (except for the stripes) with nothing but black underwear underneath.  I think Brandi Said it was La Perla. She’s totally wearing lingerie on WWHL. Jeff Lewis has already called her a prostitute.  The family who watches from the bed rather than the couch on People’s Couch are the bartenders.

Andy says he enjoyed watching Brandi make Kate Gosselin cry on Celebrity Apprentice. Brandi says she misses the episode because she was on the plane to NYC to be with Andy tonight.

Andy asks Brandi if she regrets anything from tonight’s episode. She says, ” I do, I think when you waste wine, it’s alcohol abuse.”  Andy shakes his head. Brandi says she does regret it. She asks Andy, “When you say sorry once, do you have to say it a million times?” Andy says, “Yes.”  Brandi says, “Nope.”  Jeff says, ” Well, I disagree, I’m happy and I do drink that much.” Continue reading

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