This season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville was drunk on camera more often than not. It seems that her drinking was causing so much attention that we really weren’t paying that much attention to Carlton. Well, there were other reasons that we were not paying attention to Carlton, but Brandi was at least one of the side show distractions.
I did find it odd that Carlton and Brandi decided to go to their pole dancing class seen drunk, resulting in the two of them arriving at Kim’s party reenacting David Hasselhoff’s hamburger eating scene on the sidewalk outside of Kim’s home. Continue reading
Brandi Glanville was on Hello Ross the other night and it didn’t really occur to me to watch it. However, this morning I noticed it re-airing on E! So I am going to attempt to recap it while still half asleep. Let’s see if I missed anything interesting.
Is this a nightly or a weekly show? Ross’s voice takes some getting used to, but his show is kind of good actually.
I love that he is as hyped up for Scandal as I am. I may slap up a post later today just to get us back in the Scandal frame of mind. Continue reading
You know who else likes books? Hitler! Um, I mean Andy Cohen.
You know what OK Magazine thought would be a fun idea? Getting someone who has not read a book since middle school and even then only read the Cliff’s Notes to do some book reviews! Well, it kind of make sense when the books are “written” by Bravolebrities who have never read a book either (let alone actually written the ones he is discussing.) So just for shits and giggles, let’s see what Reza has to say about three books he has never read by people who didn’t actually write them.
Reza likes the cover of Phaedra’s book. He loves things that are red and pink because he is gay. (His words not mine.) And he thinks the full page photo of Phaedra on the back is cute and he wants to give her a hug. But when you open the book. Wait? He opens a book? Are we witnessing a first here on OK Magazine Video? Rene says $23 is rather steep for a book. And it is for this book. However, it does make it clear that Reza has never purchased a book in his life. Continue reading
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Okay, so a couple of days ago, I had this idea for a blog where I would go through EVERY SINGLE ONE of Brandi’s RHOBHs blogs and pull out all the parts that relate to her changing alliances and especially feeling toward Lisa. God that was a dumb idea. I realized it was dumb after the first six hours or so of cutting and pasting. But for some reason I just could not toss all that cutting and pasting out. Nor could I just stop and not finish. So here is with limited commentary. I am really trying to see how Brandi got to be team captain for the Richards Sisters at this reunion. This really doesn’t clear up a damn thing. It will give you some clues and some LOL moments regarding her hypocrisy. I hope you enjoy. Or at least despise reading it less than I despised creating it! Leave lots of comments to let me know your observations.
Say it isn’t so! Is it possible that David Foster is losing interest in his fourth wife so soon? The seemingly perfect couple married on November 11, 2011 (The same day Kim Zolciak married Kroy Biermann) how is it possible that the bloom is already off the lemon blossom? Could it be that David feels like he married a lemon after Yolanda was diagnosed with “chronic lyme disease” with in a year of their marriage? Is it the curse of the Real Housewives Franchise? What is going on here? Well, for one thing they are frantically liquidating their assets!
Remember this little guessing game I like to play with you guys that infuriates you because I never give the answers? It was a video of a beautiful apartment for sale in coast in British Columbia for a mere 5 million dollars? I actively campaigned for someone to hit the donate button for with a five million dollar contribution, but sadly no one bit. Anyway, that was David’s Canadian apartment. I haven’t check to see if it sold, but the point is they were trying to unload it. That was in July of 2013, a mere 20 months after their happy union. Continue reading
It’s time to see what foolishness Brandi Glanville will spout tonight on WWHL. Oh, and BTW, this is my 2000th post on Tamara Tattles! I was going to do a post about it and might still do one later if I ever get a moment to breathe! As it is, it’s 11 pm again and I am still “at the office” and need to be inserting batteries in all the flashlights that are dead, before the power goes out. We are expecting an inch of ice on the power lines by tomorrow night. Oh Joy. So if I am offline for awhile I am probably freezing to death without heat in my ghetto shack.
Andy says to send your kids to bed before watching this and reminds the person on the censor button to be on high alert. Jenny gets first chair over Brandi!!! Andy starts by claiming that Jenny told Barbara Walters to shut up on The View today. I didn’t get that. Jenny says she didn’t tell her to shut up. What I saw was Jenny trying to get Brandi out from under Barbara’s deep questioning about her drinking problem. You can read my recap of Brandi’s appearance this morning here. As if it was not obvious that Andy is driving the anti Lisa storyline bus, the drinking word tonight is Lisa. I wonder how she got the shit edit this season, I thought Andy adored her and Giggy. Maybe someone thought dirtying up her image a touch would make for better ratings? If so I strongly disagree. But it would make her behavior on the Vanderpump Rules Reunion show make sense. Sort of.
Andy tell Brandi that Kenya Moore had some choice words for her on WWHL. Brandi responds with, “Kenya whore?” Andy rolls the clip of Kenya calling Brandi and assclown. Brandi says that she agrees with her that her comments about black people were assholish but she still thinks that “Kenya needs some…..something. With the dark, dark makeup, it’s like really ashy and weird.” Andy says that Brandi apologized for a minute (no, no she didn’t do any of you fools know what an apology sounds like?) and then she went back there. Brandi says she learned that from Vanderpump. Andy says they will talk about Lisa in a minute.
First, Andy has to play the entire reel of Lisa bashing that was played on the show tonight. Boy, he is really driving this home.
A “bombshell montage” from tonight’s Vanderpump Rules. Then a montage of Kristen bashing. Brandi says that Vanderpump Rules is her favorite scripted show on television. Andy doesn’t seem to like that. Continue reading