I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live. It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.
Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.” But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.
Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money. Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden. Continue reading
The Kim Richards security report on her recent theft at a Target store in the valley just got weirder. I know a lot of you were wondering how she could fit $600 worth of stuff from Target into one cart, and I silently thought to myself, hell, is she an amateur? If you are trying to rob the Target, you go to cosmetics and lingerie (20 new workout bras anyone?), appliances and if it’s a super Target you can pick up some pricey groceries (steaks? beer and wine?).
But it appears that Kim started looting right at the front door. When I used to go to Target (back when I did things) there was always a mini dollar store area right when you walk in. It’s full of stickers and kids shit that I used to buy for prizes for my kids I used to teach. There is often teacher stuff in there too, like banners and general crap. According to the latest TMZ report, Kim filled an entire cart with this crap which she put in canvas Target bags. Kiddie stickers, kiddie scissors, animal crackers, and other cheapo back to school supplies were placed in Target cloth bags that she claimed she paid for. Continue reading
KIm in the hospital in August 2014
US Weekly is exclusively reporting that Kim Richards “has been admitted to a hospital by concerned family members.” Whatever that means.
Did her family cut her off unless she went back to a rehab? Did they get some sort of 5150? Did her children threaten to stop speaking to her?
If this is true, I really hope she is open to the help and getting better. As I went to pull a picture, I realized she was in the hospital this time last year…#Sad
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“I am not struggling with my sobriety! “
TMZ has added a new post on the Kim Richards situation in which they claim that Kim is homeless. She did lose her home in the valley, due to rent issues and issues surrounding Kingsley. I believe she stayed with Kathy briefly and rotated through one or two of her daughters. This doesn’t surprise me at all. They also say she has more than 50 items in her cart when she was detained by security. I wonder if some of the Kingsley cases have been able to attach her bank accounts in order to pay her judgements with that. I imagine Kathy is paying Shapiro and nothing else waiting for Kim to run out of gas. Literally.
Also, If your Mama taught you if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all, heed her advice and do not start a comment with a disclaimer making it clear you don’t like Kim. If you don’t like Kim, please move on to another post. Comments will be heavily monitored for those who lack self-restraint. And it’s annoying. So don’t be shocked when you fall into the window licking section.
Well, I woke up around 3:30 am to discover several emails in my inbox about Kim Richards’ latest arrest. I actually went to check TMZ before I opened my email for some reason and saw through bleary eyes as my laptop struggled to open the slow site simply “Kim Richards Sho…” and in the few seconds I waited for the site to finish loading thought the had shot herself. It seems that Kim was in Target on a leisurely Sunday evening doing what we have all done from time to time, becoming engrossed in the joys of Target where you suddenly find yourself with a full cart of household items. Instead of culling her items down to a reasonable number, or simply saying, “fuck it, it’s basic necessities for the most part!” (at least that is how I rationalize it) and checking out and paying for her selections, she opted to attempt to leave without paying. She was detained by a security guard in the parking lot.
According to TMZ, “The former ‘Real Housewife’ was booked into jail around 7:30 PM after store security called LAPD to a Target in the Valley. Law enforcement tells us a security guard nabbed her for allegedly scooping up a “bunch of items” worth more than $600. Richards got out of the pokey on Monday afternoon. Her bail was $5,000. It’s unclear if she was under the influence at the time of this latest arrest.” Continue reading
On today’s Entertainment Tonight, Kim says her psychiatrist and her life coach told her she didn’t need rehab. Well that is a lie. Any psychiatrist would said that would lose their license. She also said that when Brooke called to ask her if she got arrested she said, “I’m just glad you are okay, Mommy.” I’d say that is a lie as well. Wait to you hear about her list of support people, a meditation girls, and acupuncture girl, the girl that brings me my special vitamins… l Continue reading
I am at a loss when it comes to Kim Richards at this point. Last night Kim “skipped” the Sharknado red carpet premier to give an interview with Entertainment Tonight. I’m guessing “skipped” is a euphemism for “was told to stay far, far away from the event.”
Before you even watch the video above, you really need to go here and watch the portion that is only on the ET site. Kim says,”I love sobriety,” Richards told ET’s Nischelle Turner. “I’ve always loved sobriety, and relapsing was very hard for me. It was not easy. I have to say, don’t take this wrong, but I really wanted to go to treatment because I needed a break from what I was going through at home.”
That statement makes sense when you see it all typed out but you really have to watch her try to speak. It’s bad. The clip on ET starts with Kim saying ” I really wanted to go to treatment because I needed a break.” She wanted to go so much that she turned down Dr. Phil’s free ride and then left three subsequent treatment facilities because she didn’t like the places. This is insane. She seems to think we don’t know her current situation. She is clearly living on another planet. Continue reading
According to TMZ, Lisa Vanderpump has added two mini horses to her pet menagerie. Ken apparently had them flown in on a private jet. Horses on a plane! Do people even do that? I assume that Arabians got here by boat and are bred here. Anyway, we will see the whole thing on RHOBH next season.
TMZ says that Lisa is wants the horses to be therapy horses in hospitals. I thought that sounded ridiculous, how can you have a horse in a hospital? But then I thought about it, and they do allow dogs and other pets in as therapy. So I looked it up and found this site which shows photos of mini-horses in hospitals working with kids. So cute!
Apparently the mini-horses come in the house too! But another thing I don’t get is how TMZ says they will be staying in the yard. Is her yard even fenced? Did they build a stable? I have so many questions. Continue reading
Once again, I have to direct you all to TMZ. Because Kim Richards has given her first post rehab press to a TMZ paparazzi. YOU MUST GO WATCH. I’ll wait.
Okay, um. According to TMZ Kim has been in and out of three rehab type facilities since the incident at the Beverly Hotel back in April. She was kicked out of the first one after getting wasted in Mexico at the end of May. Later she went to a new facility, which was not up to her diva standards and she switched to another one. Then recently while all the rest of the family was having tea with the queen of England or whatever, she allegedly left the last one under cover of darkness. Does that sound sober to you? Continue reading
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Brandi Glanville was wasted again at Craig’s in Weho. I need y’all to stop what you are doing and run don’t walk to TMZ and see the video here. Seriously, we need to talk about this video and you have to watch it to get the full effect.
Brandi is a permanent fixture at Craig’s and contrary to TMZ’s take on it, she is not paying her tab there, she has spent so much time there that the owner has become protective of her and the place comps her tabs. That is way she is there several times a week.
So last night two of the usual suspects helped get her to an SUV as she sort of stumbled around. Then she missed the seat when trying to get in the car. Then she started making faces and sticking her tongue out and making hand gestures while asking the good Samaritan driving her home, ” what the fuck?” in confusion as to why the paparazzi were snapping pictures. Continue reading
Good Morning! Well okay, it’s morning somewhere and one of those places is Tamara Land. Tamara Land is very near to I Don’t Give A Fuck Land, that glorious country ruled by Chay. We share similar philosophies and governing rules. Currently, it remains hot as fuck in Tamara Land, it’s 80 degrees in the majority of the land despite central air, and a cooler 75 in dark cave. In the cave days and nights cease to exist, one sleeps during the heat and rises with the cooler air. Responsibilities go ignored. Hiding under the sheets is a prime activity. But the mail still runs. And the tea continues to roll in. So here is the Daily Tea from Tamara Land.
I’ve received two bits of info about RHOBH real estate. First of all, Mohammed Hadid is now facing criminal charges (misdemeanor) over the building of his Beverly Hills megamansion. For many, many, months Mohammed has been defying all construction laws and building whatever he wants regardless of all of the stop work orders. He’s starting to remind me of certain Chateau builder in Atlanta. He even has built an underground movie theater under the monstrosity. He appealed all the violations the city has charges him with recently and lost. Now the city attorney is in charge of filing criminal charges against him. In true Chateau form, Mohammed had taken his name off the title and put it in a shell LLC with a Virginia attorney named as the Company executive. He should be in court next month. [Source] Continue reading
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I have to make this fast, but since y’all are asking, I want to get something up before I have my productive spurt. :) TMZ is reporting that Angie Simpson, Cody Simpson’s mother is trying to get on RHOBH. I have heard this rumor before; however, it made more since before Yolanda Foster’s health began to decline. Yolanda was back in her hyperbaric chamber just yesterday. And do Yolanda and Angie even know each other? Not that it matters that much.
Here is what TMZ is reporting:
“Cody Simpson is getting dragged into his mom’s reality TV dreams, ’cause ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ wants Angie Simpson on the show … as a package deal with Cody.”
This will not happen for a million reasons. The first of which is, if they are going to shoot with Cody it will need to happen before August 10th because Cody’s tour starts up then in Asia and continues well through the end of September in the US with zero breaks. It’s just not plausible. Even if it was, the can’t afford Cody. Continue reading
Most of y’all who “know” me on Twitter or via email know that from time to time I have a bit more wine or beer than I should and get a bit rambley and um….less comprehensible than usual. Okay, it’s probably a lot of times. During these times I think that whatever is on my drunken mind is super important and I might send an email or a tweet or ten rambling all over the place. I tell you all of this to say that after reading my drunken ramblings to whoever on occasion, I can spot the signs.
For example, this Monty post was made about 4 a.m. his time. Clearly his meds have kicked in and the picture above which he used for this comment suggests that the medication is strong. Not that there is anything wrong with that. His post below, which I could not help but purple pen, to me shows some of his understandable fears as well as his anger toward the tabloids which it seems he spends a lot of time reading just like Kim. Frankly, neither of them need to be reading it. It’s not healthy for either of them.
Click through for his latest post: