Say it isn’t so! Is it possible that David Foster is losing interest in his fourth wife so soon? The seemingly perfect couple married on November 11, 2011 (The same day Kim Zolciak married Kroy Biermann) how is it possible that the bloom is already off the lemon blossom? Could it be that David feels like he married a lemon after Yolanda was diagnosed with “chronic lyme disease” with in a year of their marriage? Is it the curse of the Real Housewives Franchise? What is going on here? Well, for one thing they are frantically liquidating their assets!
Remember this little guessing game I like to play with you guys that infuriates you because I never give the answers? It was a video of a beautiful apartment for sale in coast in British Columbia for a mere 5 million dollars? I actively campaigned for someone to hit the donate button for with a five million dollar contribution, but sadly no one bit. Anyway, that was David’s Canadian apartment. I haven’t check to see if it sold, but the point is they were trying to unload it. That was in July of 2013, a mere 20 months after their happy union. Continue reading
I know we have all been verklempt over Swan Gate 2013 and I have been sleuthing away trying to get to the bottom of the story. Here is what I have pieced together from reading Mohammad and Lisa’s Twitterlines. Sometime prior to December 15th, Mohammad gave Lisa her Christmas present early. His gift was a pair of swans for Lisa’s cement pond. Everything was going very well, until one of the young swans looked at the other and took off. See, swans mate for life and well, this was apparently an arranged marriage and one swan was not fond of her pre-chosen life partner. Or so it would seem.
Lisa was beside herself and Mohammad and Ken pulled off a solution to the problem. Mohammad bought another swan and Ken told Lisa that the swan with the cold feet returned. Problem solved! But I think Ken, who had a car accident in the middle of Swan Gate 2013, cracked under Lisa’s interrogations and admitted the returning swan was actually a new swan. At any rate, the new swan seems much or taken with her partner and the prognosis for a long and happy future seems great. Meanwhile, the runaway bride swan, is probably still out there somewhere looking for her proper life partner. The end. Continue reading
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I usually can’t be bothered to read most of to the Bravo blogs because I am too busy writing my own. But for obvious reasons this week’s RHOBH has me dying to hear EVERYONE’S explanations. So please indulge me a few extra blogs on the topic. I was concerned before the season aired because I did not want to choose between Brandi, Lisa, and Yolanda as I knew we all would. I was terribly disappointed in the behavior of all three during this trip. Lisa was rude and dismissive to Kim and clearly from The Richards Sisters Publicity Tour 2013 their situation doesn’t improve. Ms. Vanderpump shows how a lady smoothes ruffled fan feathers in her blog. Yolanda explains why she supports Brandi, in a way that reflects well on her. And Joyce ever so kindly points out Yolanda’s shortcomings as a guest at someone’s vacation rental. Continue reading
Oh um, hi. Sorry. I was totally mesmerized by Yolanda Foster’s home and infinity pool. I totally had to sit there and gawk at the view. Yolanda’s brother and mother have flown in from Holland for the reveal of David Foster’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
The editing on RHOBH makes recapping a PITA. You get a tiny little clip of nothing from Brandi, and a tiny little clip of nothing from Kyle…. Basically, everyone has dogs and everyone is discussing whether or not Mauricio is a dog. Well, everyone except Carlton. Carlton is a witch, so she has a black cat, who she is taking in for acupuncture treatments.
Kyle and Joyce go to get weirdo Beverly Hills facials. Joyce wants to take everyone to Palm Springs but she is a bit wary of Lisa. Continue reading
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Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog has some interesting things in it this week. She begins by talking about her parents and how during the first part of filming she had not been on speaking terms with her Dad. That whole part of the blog seems to be an excuse for some of her upcoming behavior (i.e. falling down drunkenness). It’s all because she was depressed over a fight with her dad you see. We know that Joyce suggests Brandi has a drinking problem during this season and that causes pretty much the same type of rift as she had with Kim when she said that Kim needed rehab. Full circle. Continue reading
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