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Tea From My Inbox on RHOA, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH

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Good Morning! Well okay, it’s morning somewhere and one of those places is Tamara Land. Tamara Land is very near to I Don’t Give A Fuck Land, that glorious country ruled by Chay. We share similar philosophies and governing rules. Currently, it remains hot as fuck in Tamara Land, it’s 80 degrees in the majority of the land despite central air, and a cooler 75 in dark cave. In the cave days and nights cease to exist, one sleeps during the heat and rises with the cooler air. Responsibilities go ignored. Hiding under the sheets is a prime activity. But the mail still runs. And the tea continues to roll in. So here is the Daily Tea from Tamara Land.

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I’ve received two bits of info about RHOBH real estate. First of all, Mohammed Hadid is now facing criminal charges (misdemeanor) over the building of his Beverly Hills megamansion.  For many, many, months Mohammed has been defying all construction laws and building whatever he wants regardless of all of the stop work orders. He’s starting to remind me of certain Chateau builder in Atlanta. He even has built an underground movie theater under the monstrosity.  He appealed all the violations the city has charges him with recently and lost. Now the city attorney is in charge of filing criminal charges against him. In true Chateau form, Mohammed had taken his name off the title and put it in a shell LLC with a Virginia attorney named as the Company executive. He should be in court next month. [Source] Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed

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In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers.   I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.

It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

This is why elementary school teachers learn to line their kids up by height so school picture day will not look like this. How much did Andy pay for that ill fitting suit?

It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of my sweet, deluded Brandiloon friends avoid reading this recap as well. The Brandiloons seem to all have a deep Anglophile streak so perhaps something interesting is on BBC this evening.

Brandi’s face. It’s just. I can’t believe people pay to have that done. What a dorky opening. Then he starts right away with other peoples questions (He’ down with OPQ).  Kim is in Sharknado 3 (sounds like Kathy is calling in favors). Someone wants to know how the most Eileen has ever won on a sports bet. She says she has lost several thousand and won several thousand it all evens out. Good answer for the IRS.  BTW When I had a big win in Tunica they bring out the chips in dramatic fashion with guards and then you sign away your taxes and pay them right there. Brandi describes Kenya as very, very, smart, a little bit crazy and evil. Which is of course why Kenya is my spirit animal.  Another fun TT fact: Kenya tweeted me about buying furniture in Atlanta last weekend. I’m sure she has no idea that her haters think she pays me to say nice things about her. But that fanned the flames as I knew it would.  OTOH, DID I MENTION KENYA MOORE TWEETED ME! #Dead Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”

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We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there!  Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim).  The scavenger hunt is done by a company who puts these thins on for corporate team bonding. It requires problem solving and teamwork. Kim is bitching about it already and they haven’t even started yet. This reminds me of the time we all had to stand in a circle in the parking lot of the school and throw a giant dead fish at someone in the parking lot and give them a compliment. I hate that shit. But this seems fun. I like scavenger hunts and keep wanting to go geocaching. But that would require leaving you fucknuts unsupervised.

Anyway, no time for fascinating personal stories, I have a Jodi Arias blog to get back to. Let’s get this recap up and done!  Kyle is captain of Team #1 (  Brandi & Camille)  Eileen is captain of Team #2  ( Kim and Lynn)  and Yo is captain of Team #3 ( Lisa & Lisa)  they select teams by random draw.  Clearly this was not random at all and Team Three will win.

Team #1 has all the stupid people except Kim. They can’t finish the first task.  Eileen is handicapped by Kim. I don’t know who this random Lyn person is. Am I supposed to? Actually, Team #3 is dumber than I expected. Eileen may have to win this despite her two person handicap. Yolanda sucks at cooperating with her own team. Kim is even worse.

At the finish line all the cheating comes out. Eileen’s team basically won for not cheating. The entire scavenger hunt took less than four minutes. They made it seem like it was all day event.  In Brandi’s talking head she says there is nothing Kyle can say to make up for what she has said to her. Really? That’s hilarious.  Production kicks Camille and Lynn out so that serious fake filming can begin. Yolanda announces that everyone is going to Amsterdam. Brandi says that they can smoke pot. Vanderpump and Rinna want to do it too. Brandi says “It’s amazing there’s hookers and windows!”  While I did walk through the red light district with my parents as a kid, (what were they going to do with me?) I was more traumatized by the Anne Frank House and the Dutch boy who my parents and his parents made us take a picture together. #ChildhoodTrauma

Why would Yolanda have a man on standby to run out and fix the dishwasher but no maid in sight to load the dishwasher? She’s rich, and deathly ill! Two fabulous excuses not to lift a finger!  Yolanda explains that the Dutch are assholes. You would know this if you had ever been to Holland, or even Curacao. I still think Germans are worse. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I’ve Had Enough Teenagers On This Show

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I can already tell this one is going to be later than usual because it’s nuts here in real life. But the show must go on, God willing and the Internet holds out.

Why do people in LA wear winter caps in the summer? IDGI.

Lisa Rinna

Lisa’s mother had a stroke and her father has been ill and she and her sister had to put them in assisted living and sell the house. Lisa needs to get her belongings from the house because it has sold. Her daughters are typical teenaged girls who would much rather keep their plans to get their driver’s permit than go with her.  I look back at so many of these moments in my life now and wish I had been more compassionate toward my parents. But I get it, when you are that age, your brain is way more selfish.

Lisa and the girls go to Medford Oregon and immediately start mocking it.  One kid asks “Are a lot of people chub-chubs here?”  Lisa replies that “Fast food is king here.”  Or maybe they have just never been outside of Beverly Hills to see people who actually eat food without puking it right back up.  Then the girls find out that their mother went to church every Sunday. Brat 1 says, “You went to church? That explains a lot. You’re so weird.” Brat 2 says, “I feel bad for you. I gotta cut you some slack now that I know how you grew up.”  These two brats need a reality check. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

RHobh CastHi, it’s me, Tamara.  I’ll be your blogger for the evening but I just had a heavy conversation and completely forgot to set up the technical crap for this blog. So apologies in advance for sucking. And newbies can not waste their time telling me how poorly written is. :) So I had an extra hour to drink and I’m really kind of off tonight. I’m afraid of my neighbors and now of my neighborhood.  I think it may be time for me to move and I can’t sell. So I may look into renting this place.

YOLANDA

Anyway we are back to Yo dealing with Bella getting a DUI. Wow Yo is totally lying about what happened. Yo’s version is Bella had a glass of wine and decided to the gas station (WTF?) and go stopped. Um real version is Bella blew through a stop sign and almost hit A COP CAR. and blew a .14 nearly twice the legal limit for an ADULT. She was also driving on a suspended license.  Yolanda is full of shit.

Yo thanks David for being  a great step dad.

EILEEN

Eileen’s niece was her nanny for years. Eileen says when she tried to quit acting Vince was fine. Until he wasn’t so she went back to work on Y&R AND DOOL!

Eillen has always taken her kid to work at Y&R .  lots of love triange scenes. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premier (Recap)

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I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to recap quickly. Thanks in advance!

Kyle is getting ready for the white party! YAY!  This year it comes first which is weird because no one can be disinvited at the door for being a litigious cuntsicle! #Taylor. I’ve seen this Justin guy before. Didn’t he help some housewives dress as drag queens or for the Gay Pride Parade or something? I’m not kidding. The White Party has gotten huge and now has a major budget. Kyle is still trying to push a reluctant Sophia into modeling. She is tall and gorgeous but she’s never liked modeling or being on the show.

Kyle claims she has not seen Lisa Vanderpump since the reunion. From here on out I will call Lisa Vanderpump  “Pump” and Lisa Rinna “Lisa.”

Brandi and Yolanda are going for a fitness walk. David plays the piano for us low lives. We are not worthy. Brandi is still up Yolanda’s butt. Which explains why Pump was cool towards her on WWHL. OMG. Yo has a swatter on her property who has set up a little beachside dress shop right on the highway/right of way for PCH. (wait for someone to correct me)  She asks if he knows she is on her property and he is laying back playing on his phone saying ” No Mon, I did not know.” lol. He’s so chill. Hell I thought they were going for a walk on the beach why are the out on the highway? They finally find the beach. Yo tries to explain to Brandi about being connected to the earth. She didn’t get it. Yo talks about Gigi’s success. She really has hit the big time. Brandi mentions she is homeless (AGAIN) and tries to move in. The house she is talking about moving in now, I think  she got tossed out of that too. Brandi starts trashing Pump. Yo tries to get Brandi to connect with nature again. It doesn’t work. Sad. Continue reading

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Gigi Hadid Debuts in Boyfriend Cody’s Simpson’s Latest Music Video, Surfboard

Cody Simpson, the 17-year-old crooner from down under, may have been prematurely booted from #DWTS last night, but he’s riding high today, releasing his Surfboard video in the wake of his DWTS publicity.  His 19-year-old cradle robbing girlfriend Gigi Hadid stars in the sexy but not raunchy video set mainly on the beach. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap Part One

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 2014Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico.  Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto Rico but that she did send Lisa a mean email.

Lisa points out that Brandi is all over the internet saying that Lisa used to live deep in the valley and filed for bankruptcy neither of which are true. Brandi’s reaction is to turn to Kyle for backup. Lisa says she has never lived in Calabasas. She moved from France to Beverly Park.  Brandi paid $9.99 to look it up on an Internet site and so she knows Lisa lived there!  Brandi is insane. Lisa mentions that they have owned many properties over the years. I can’t believe how long Brandi wants to argue that Lisa lived somewhere she did not. Good Grief.

Next up. Yolanda pretends that her issue with Lisa is that she did not visit her enough while she was ill. Which is bullshit. I am bored already. Yolanda expects her friends there when she wants to fingerpaint for her college aged daughter. I can’t.

They played pretty much every ridiculous scene Kim was in all at once. It was a whole lot of crazy. Kyle and Kim are close. This is incredibly boring. I literally keep zoning out. There is really no need to talk about Kim this much. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright

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Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago.  Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken smartly decided to fly home earlier that morning. Yolanda claims to have check on their whereabouts with the concierge. A much more viable scenario is that production chose her to be the carrier pigeon for this particular bit of intel as Yolanda could care less where Lisa and Ken are.  Yolanda declares they will not discuss Ken and Lisa any further on the remainder of the trip. I give them five minutes.

The ladies seem to enjoy the ginormous lizards of Puerto Rico. That is the only bad thing about the beaches of Curacao, by the way. I hate those things.  Brandi and Kim decide the best behavior they can think of is to risk getting arrested in Puerto Rico by wading in a fountain. It never ceases to amaze me that these women have absolutely no idea how to behave in other parts of the world. Puerto Rico looks beautiful. Wait, Kyle is talking about the 100th birthday of Beverly Hills that the Chamber of Commerce is putting on. Didn’t we already do that? Was that an out of sequence editing error? I suppose it is another function. Perhaps there were many 100th Beverly Hills Anniversary parties. Continue reading

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RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors

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Photo Credit: Mr. Wizard @MyMagicMobi on Twitter

Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true.  I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts.  What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything.

I find it amusing that the same sites who claim to know who is leaving RHOBH insist that Lisa and Yolanda are BFFs and have formed some sort of alliance to get Mohammed’s finance, Shiva Safai, on the show. Especially considering Lisa is retweeting the above picture on twitter. Continue reading

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Lisa Vanderpump Addresses RHOBH Drama

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Things sure are chilly between these three!

This season, Lisa Vanderpump has found herself at the wrong end of many attacks by people she has considered friends for years.  All season long, the Richards sisters and Brandi have been promising us that “we will see” what a manipulative bitch Lisa is. Well, so far, they are coming off as the backstabbers. Last night Kyle was nice to her face while ripping her up in her talking heads.  Brandi was going back to her first season to look for problems with her relationship with Lisa.  Brandi is also claiming Lisa was controlling her mind and telling her what to do and say after two seasons of screaming to anyone who will listen that she is her own person and nobody’s mouthpiece.  Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t see how making Lisa Vanderpump cry on national television is going to make these three assholes look better.  We will see next Monday I suppose.

Lisa clears the air on the Cedric issue that Brandi decided to bring up last night:

I am of course extremely upset when I see, for example, Brandi bringing up the subject of Cedric. All of you who have followed the story from the beginning will understand Cedric was a precarious subject and one that out of loyalty to Brandi I would never have raised. But now she is saying I had Cedric deported. I will explain, with regard to him being deported. It should have been done, but unfortunately Housewives don’t have that much influence over Homeland Securities. . .If after he left us he was working in violation of his visa, then I am sure it was a problem. I believe he left to return to England of his own volition and to renter America he would need another sponsor. Continue reading

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