When Kyle Richards posted the above photo on her Instagram while on a private plane on the tarmac at Los Angeles International, a few things began to happen. First, the idiot brigade showed up seemingly unaware of the Instagram filters on the photo and made all sort of comments about Kyle having unnecessary surgery. Look. I’ve never posted a thing on Instagram, and even I know that trees don’t grown on the ceiling of airplanes and Kyle is not really wearing that hat. But hey, I’m not really one to talk, because I ignored the fact that she was at the international terminal and immediately began an embarrassingly long fantasy that the RHOBH were going to show up on the RHOA camping trip that is currently underway. Clearly, I’m in no position to claim intellectual superiority in this instance, because I immediately started randomly IMing people on Twitter., “Stop what you are doing, young whippersnappers and go watch Kyle’s snapchat and report back to me!” Unfortunately, it was Saturday night and all the young whippersnappers were out getting drunk. Even more depressing, I eventually had to come to terms with the fact that my imaginary scenario was not true.
I would just like to say, that if I was in charge of the world, the RHOBH would in fact be in the backwoods with the RHOA fighting for their very lives at this very moment in time. I might even hire someone in a bear costume to roam around in the distance. When two shows are filming their seasons at exactly the same time, why can’t they do a joint trip? I know, I know it’s two different production companies on two different schedules, but in my perfect universe, this would happen.
Kyle and Dorit and their husbands
Kyle Richards put aside her plans to destroy civilization as we know it, up to and including attempting to destroy Luann’s love life, and quite possibly boiling babies just for kicks, in order to host a fabulous Great Gatsby party to kick of Labor Day Weekend.
Her evil plans included throwing a lovely soiree for all of her actual friends as well as inviting her RHOBH cast. I’ve confirmed that Erika Jayne, Rinna, Eileen, and Dorit were there. I’m not sure about Lisa Vanderpump. She may have been busy performing miracles or working selflessly in Baton Rouge to help the four legged flood victims. Or perhaps she was busy speaking at Mother Teresa’s canonization.
Anyway, I thought you guys might want to
say nasty things about see their outfits and r emind us what a horrible person Kyle is enjoy the festivities from afar. Click through for more!
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I am going to try to hit the broad strokes of this “Secrets Revealed” since I doubt there will be any secrets revealed. Let’s find out!
Secret: Kyle didn’t consult LVP about building her closet. Because Faye Resnick was doing it. Though LVP tries to say Kyle did consult her and Kyle placates her with some nods.
Not so Secret: Porsha is a handful. Kyle keeps her busy will all sorts of lessons, horseback riding, piano, and acting. However, this doesn’t stop her from spending $10K plus on coins for Kim Kardashian’s stupid app. This was a major news story here locally, the app apparently requires a credit card number and the “coins” that the kids then buy to keep spending in the stores are VERY expensive. Portia is not disciplined for anything.
We saw Kim visit Kyle in Palm Springs. Apparently when they were young they used to play “store.” Kathy would take their real money for things around the house and then sell them to them again later.
Not so secret: Swans are mean. We are treated to footage of one of the swans biting both Ken and Lisa. This is old footage.
Secret: LVP makes Ken get botox. She’s says he is 70 and if he doesn’t need now, then when? Never. He’s 70 for fucksake.
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I am once again very behind because I thought this was coming on at 9 p.m. Did they move it for Below Deck Mediterranean? I can’t wait for the new Below Deck. But first we have to get through this.
We begin with LVP’s dramatic revelation of being in an abusive relationship. Andy thinks it is odd that she didn’t share this information when others were talking about abusive relationships. Odd indeed. Kathryn says that LVP has been very vulnerable with her a couple of times. Eileen says that LVP has a lot more compassion for dogs than she does for people. Andy is not ride or die for LVP in this episode, that is for sure. Andy keeps asking LVP if she has a hard time apologizing.
Erika goes after Kathryn for her backstabbing ways. Oh wait, first we have to debate if it’s okay to use certain words. #WordPolice Erika points out that Kathryn called LVP a “harmless old lady.” Kathryn denies it. Erika reads Kathryn for filth.
Yolanda talks about all of LVPs manipulations. A viewer wants to know why Tom calling her an alligator didn’t bother her but everyone saying she is a spider in her web. Kathryn says she has never heard LVP say a bad word about anything. Was that before or after she got hearing aids? Because everyone else’s jaw dropped at this ludicrous form of sucking up. Can we people move on? EVERYONE with a brain knows that LVP is the biggest manipulator of them all and quite quick to make nasty comments about others. The only reason why we are having another bash LVP reunion is because on occasion certain casts feel the need to point it out for those random watchers who are slow on the uptake.
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It occurred to me yesterday as I spent five and a half hours getting a haircut and some highlights (I look fabulous but Jesus Christ on a cracker, how do these housewives abide sitting for hours with a chair while people fuck with their hair and makeup?) it occurred to me that a lot of commenters here have either not watched RHOBH from the beginning, or see every season in isolation from the previous ones. Others just pick their pony ( or mini-horse or swan) whenever they began watching and defend that person to the death. I do not understand this viewing method as it is just not how life works in general with a group of women, and it certainly isn’t things evolve on reality shows. In any group of women, in a sorority, in the junior league, in an office setting, friendships change and develop and are influenced by the introduction of new members and the departure of old ones. On reality TV people come in one way on their first season and can be a completely different person on their second season. Kenya Moore came in batshit crazy and then toned it down for season two. Thus I hated her season one and have enjoyed her more and Moore as the season’s progress. Camille Grammar season one was not the same Camille Grammar we had in season two. Those are extreme examples, but in general you never see the season one personality of anyone by the second season. The longer people are on, the more they understand the game.
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Last week’s episode of RHOBH was probably my all time favorite with all of the ladies except the one with Chronic Lymenopause hanging out in luxury suites at the Atlantis Hotel on The Palm in Dubai. When else would we ever get to see the inside of a 40,000 dollar a night 10,000 plus square foot hotel suite with views of the Persian Gulf? I can’t wait to see more. I’d be happy never leaving the hotel, frankly but tonight the ladies go racing across the sand dunes in a giant jeep, roam a local market and have dinner in the desert while enjoying an after dinner smoke from a shisha pipe.
We start this episode at a sea lion center. What, what? Why? Oh! It is part of the hotel. The ladies will be reviewing three activities at the hotel. It must suck to have to partake of five star services on TV in exchange for your five plus star suites.
Kyle and Pinky are swimming with the sea lions. Pinky adored the sea lions.
Kathryn and Rinna are going to the spa. The start at a gorgeous tub filled with bubbles and roses. I am not sharing a tub with a cast mate, and perhaps not even a long term boyfriend. Not enough rose petals in the world. But it would be great by myself! These two decide not to talk like they are supposed to during their pampering. I don’t blame them.
Eileen and Erika are going to the aquarium. Erika likes Rinna and these two talk about her strong reaction to the photos of Yolanda and the two former housewives. What I have since found out is that everyone agreed not to film with Brandi or Kim and that was the real reason that Rinna was pissed. But the viewers don’t know this and it can’t be mentioned on the show. Erika is so stunning.
Later Rinna and Eileen meet up in very similar caftans. Eileen tells Rinna that the word “enraged” is still bothering Rinna. Eileen says that she needs to let Rinna know she doesn’t agree with all of the things Rinna said at the beach. Really? Can we not just find a good schwarma and falafel place? Eileen seems to be trying to get Rinna to bring up all of her feelings to the entire group. Rinna says that she told Eileen how she really felt because she trusts her, and now Eileen seems to be wanting her to share with the entire group. She doesn’t get why. I do. Eileen needs to stir the pot and have some memorable scenes before the season ends. She needs to give production a few strong moments to ensure her return. If that means dragging her good friend Rinna with her? Oh well. Et tu, Eileen? Continue reading
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