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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pinky Spills A Secret!

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS -- Season:6 -- Pictured: (l-r) Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Kyle Richards, Yolanda H. Foster, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Kathryn Edwards -- (Photo by: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

(Photo by: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

Tonight, I shall be filling in for Ben C who is bound and gagged and chained to his radiator indisposed at the moment due to going AWOL in the middle of writing his RHOP recap eating some bad oysters, may he RIP we expect him to make a full recovery. You just can’t get decent unpaid interns these days. This means I am going to focus on fast and not perfection, like Ben does.

Pinky

In keeping with Xanadude’s theory that Lisa and Ken have a torrid sexual appetite where they bring in extra partners like Lisa collects other animals, we see the mature couple filling our their AARP forms entering a sex shop together. LOL at “the fucking towel” that is sort of a genius idea! That way you don’t use the fucking towel as a hand towel, or worse yet a guest towel. I digress.  Ken has taken over the lease and wants to put in a restaurant (where would they get the money for that at the moment? )  Perhaps they have settled up or Villa Blanca has sold.  I just realized those legal issues were in the summer of 2014! That’s two seasons of Big Brother ago!  It seems like yesterday. I presume they have had plenty of time for financial restructuring. Anyway, back to the show, Lisa is immediately drawn to the crops. Because, pony play. Um,  I mean mini-horses!  She does refer say ponies though, not mini-horses. I’m just saying. That vibrating duck seems quite powerful. Pinky is not feeling opening a British Tavern.

Kathryn drops by Villa Rosa, which is probably the most beautiful house in L.A. to visit Pinky. In her talking head, Kathryn talks about the swan shit, which must be awful. I just saw on Mohamed’s Instagram the other day that he has swans as well. Lisa starts off with the offensive questions right away. How old are you? Is your husband much younger? How much younger is he? What’s that like? Do you notice his age difference?  This seems to be Pinky’s role this season.  These two head to the BBQ together. Continue reading

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January 26, 2016 · 10:40 pm

Mauricio Umansky Has A Great Birthday Present for Kyle!

The life of Kyle and Mauricio

The life of Kyle and Mauricio

Much has been made over the perception that there is some sort of animosity between Mauricio Umansky and Rick Hilton based on the success of The Agency.  I always thought that a bit much was being made of that situation. Mauricio surely deserved to make a name for himself to whatever extent possible outside of the Hilton umbrella. I hardly think Rick Hilton would have considerable ill-will toward him for starting his own company for his family.

Today, the  listing  for the Playboy  Mansion for the ridiculous price of $200 million dollars was announced.  Click through to see who got the listing…

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS – SEASON 6 EPISODE 6: “Toothless, Boobless, Brainless Wonder”

RHOBH Lisa and Ken

 

By Ben Cole

Contributing Writer

The Beverly Hills ladies are taking it cross-country this week, with a quick girls trip to the Hamptons. The past couple of episodes have been a running ad for NyQuil, so hopefully this trip picks things up a bit. We’ve got Lisa Vanderpump’s Bella Magazine cover-release party (yes, it’s a ‘white party’ – not to be confused with the annual Umansky/Richards white party. Apparently, the white-themed party circa 2003 is still “in.” How interesting.) + Kyle’s pop-up shop (apparently a test-run for a potential permanent spot in NYC) + Bethenny supposedly makes an appearance at some point! Looks like we’ve got some exciting times ahead.

PS: Where is Kathryn Edwards?? Is she in some Bravo-limbo somewhere holding on to that diamond for dear life? How many episodes must we wait?!

The episode starts out showing each of the ladies packing & prepping for the Hamptons trip.

Kyle is in her closet with Portia picking out an appropriate dress for Lisa’s Bella Magazine cover release party. Eileen packs with Vince watching, as he comments on how ridiculously expensive all of her most recent purchases are. Eileen’s a second-season housewife now, Vince! Homegirl has got to step up her game! No respectable housewife secures a third season looking anything like her first-season self! Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: “Munchausen By Proxy for Friends”

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS -- Season:6 -- Pictured: (l-r) Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Kyle Richards, Yolanda H. Foster, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Kathryn Edwards -- (Photo by: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

Pictured: (l-r) Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Kyle Richards, Yolanda H. Foster, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Kathryn Edwards  (Photo: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

By Ben C

We start out the episode with Kyle “working” at her store, Kyle by Alene Too. Lisa Rinna stops by to shop. Mauricio promised Lisa (as a birthday gift) she could pop in the store and pick out whatever she wanted, charged to his account. Lisa brings up the fact she also once owned a boutique (she’s a hustler, remember) – Belle Gray. Says the store closed due to the recession, and multiple robberies. Kyle is opening a pop-up shop of Kyle by Alene Too in the Hamptons (cue Bethenny/RHOBH crossover #mybodyisready) and invites Lisa Rinna to come for a girls weekend.

We’re off to Villa Rosa, where we see Lisa & Ken tending to a very sick swan. Hanky (the swan) has a stomach infection and they’re taking him to the vet in the backseat of a Range Rover. Somewhere a tech developer is frantically creating Uber-for-pets. We get some hilarious footage of Ken struggling to get the swan into the backseat. Lisa suggests giving the bird Imodium to plug him up. Ken suggests sticking her finger up the swans butt – Lisa claims it wouldn’t be the first time. What a great mental image. They arrive at the vet and the vet lets them know she sees much improvement in Hanky.

Next up, we have Yolanda & Erika meeting Kyle for a walk in the park. They are legit dressed for a full-body workout session. So much tracksuit realness happening here. #ripJuicyCouture Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Horsing Around

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS -- Season:6 -- Pictured: (l-r) Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Kyle Richards, Yolanda H. Foster, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Kathryn Edwards -- (Photo by: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

Pictured: (l-r) Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Kyle Richards, Yolanda H. Foster, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Kathryn Edwards — (Photo by: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for me here at Chez TT. I have a whole lot going on. I also have a full DVR of recording and a desire to watch some of the presidential debate because I still have no idea who the best person to help protect this country is.  It seems a lo more important than all this nonsense.  But I also have to try to keep this website going.  So here  is my half-hearted recap of tonight’s RHOBH.  Truth be told I probably need the diversion.  I don’t bring the debate up to spurn a political discussion here. In fact, please don’t. We have enough reasons to judge each other in comments without going there. Thanks.

First of all I just realized that David is behind Yolanda as she sits at the piano in the bachelor pad she was recently tossed out of. Or maybe they filmed it at the Malibu house. Either way.  Still odd. Also, it’s my personal belief that Yolanda is at a HOTEL and not an apartment as some sites are reporting.  Check out that link also about rumors that David Foster is requesting a refund for his payment for her Lyme treatment. He would never do that. It’s a ridiculous thing to believe.

Oh my. You have no idea how much I need to see Florence right now.  I find it ridiculous that neither woman admits to buying jewelry for themselves. Bullshit. And Kyle thinks she is the only one who can buy clothes in Europe? What do you know? This show may be a bigger help to me than I thought. Kyle is buying an outfit in Florence for the wedding in London she has been re-invited to attend. While stopping at some other  local shops. Lisa buys Kyle something at the casual shop.

Meanwhile,  is it me or does Lisa seem to be really pimping out her girls more than usual this season? Maybe it’s because Eileen’s father-in-law died and she is not as available at the moment. Rinna’s kids have an 11 pm curfew.  Harry does not do the whole “recap with the husband” scenes so it seems she does them with her kids.  Lisa squared have plans to go buy a mini horse or two “for Ken.” Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Tuscany!

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS -- Season:6 -- Pictured: (l-r) Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Kyle Richards, Yolanda H. Foster, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Kathryn Edwards -- (Photo by: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS — Season:6 — Pictured: (l-r) Erika Girardi, Eileen Davidson, Kyle Richards, Yolanda H. Foster, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Kathryn Edwards — (Photo by: Michael Larsen/Andrew Eccles/Bravo)

First of all for some reason this is showing up as a TWO HOUR SHOW on my DVR. That can’t possibly be true. I am going to guess that it is at most an hour and a half with half and hour of WWHL with Lisa Rinna at the end. I currently really don’t have two consecutive hours to devote to this, but we shall see what happens.

Also, I agree with so many of you, illness and death is not exactly where I want to be AGAIN tonight on a show we watch to see how the other half lives.  I’m so hoping for Kyle and Lisa in Tuscany to be the main focus.  Oh look, it’s Erica, aka the new, yet aging Brandi Glanville in the opening.  Why must even RHOBH have the ratchet factor?

Okay, there seems to be a big difference in the way Lisa Vanderpump asks her man about packing clothes than I ask mine (when I have one on hand for such things).  I’m asking for HIM, do you like this? Is this something you would like me to take. I am certainly not asking for his fashion expertise. If my man was a fashionista, I’d not be dating/married to him. That irks me.  I get it is all for the cameras to once again show Lisa’s closet, but still. And then Ken has to point out that her dresses fit Kyle but Lisa is six inches taller. #SHADE by Ken? Really? Shut up Ken.  Kyle is also decades younger and she doesn’t have to work in restaurants all day because Maurico pays the damn bills. Wow, Ken just keeps going in on Kyle and Lisa keeps defending her. Ken is the Peter of RHOBH who seems to want to grab a diamond of his own. On the other hand, Maurico gives a straight guy answer. Maurico says bring a black dress and a white dress and just change the accessories. That is a straight male answer. Continue reading

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