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Lisa Rinna Honored For Her Charity Work, But Which Housewives Were No Shows?

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Lisa Rinna was honored for her charity work with Angel Food Project, a charity that delivers meals to the homebound, and well, most of the housewives were there.  Eden Sassoon, Camille Grammer, Kyle Richards, and Dorit Kemsley were there to support her.

Am I the only one that thinks Camille is either back or at least an FOH? She sure does seem to be around a lot.

But I am more interested in who was NOT there.

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#RHOBH Filming Tea! RHOBH Are Also Filming A Trip This Weekend! Hola Mexico!

 

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When Kyle Richards posted the above photo on her Instagram while on a private plane on the tarmac at Los Angeles International, a few things began to happen.  First, the idiot brigade showed up seemingly unaware of the Instagram filters on the photo and made all sort of comments about Kyle having unnecessary surgery.  Look. I’ve never posted a thing on Instagram, and even I know that trees don’t grown on the ceiling of airplanes and Kyle is not really wearing that hat.  But hey, I’m not really one to talk, because I ignored the fact that she was at the international terminal and immediately began an embarrassingly long fantasy that the RHOBH were going to show up on the RHOA camping trip that is currently underway.   Clearly, I’m in no position to claim intellectual superiority in this instance, because I immediately started randomly IMing people on Twitter., “Stop what you are doing, young whippersnappers and go watch Kyle’s snapchat and report back to me!”  Unfortunately, it was Saturday night and all the young whippersnappers were out getting drunk. Even more depressing, I eventually had to come to terms with the fact that my imaginary scenario was not true.

I would just like to say, that if I was in charge of the world, the RHOBH would in fact be in the backwoods with the RHOA fighting for their very lives at this very moment in time.  I might even hire someone in a bear costume to roam around in the distance. When two shows are filming their seasons at exactly the same time, why can’t they do a joint trip? I know, I know it’s two different production companies on two different schedules, but in my perfect universe, this would happen.

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Lisa Vanderpump Slaps Back At Brandi Glanville In Deposition For Joanna Krupa Case

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It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed by a housewife.  If Joanna was so butthurt by a random comment on a late night cable show with a minimal following, she would have just ignored it. Instead she is parading around the courtroom in Miami screaming about her vagina for all who will listen. Anyway, there are new developments. We know are privy to the depositions of both Lisa Vanderpump and her buddy Mohammed Hadid. Both of them have had their share of lawsuits of their own.

According to an exclusive story by Daily Mail, both Lisa Vanderpump and Mohammed Hadid denied ever discussing Johanna Krupa’s vagina.  And hey! If you can’t trust those two, who can you trust? #eyeroll

Click through for highlights of the depositions. Or lowlights as the case may be.

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Brandi Glanville Spills Some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tea

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My friend, Jacques recapped a recent Andy’s Girls Podcast interview of Brandi Glanville. She has some interesting things to say about Lisa Vanderpump. Jacques is in my collections of gays AND my collection of Aussies. :) Read his thoughts below and click the link to follow him on Twitter! 

On LVP being manipulative:  “Our friendship quickly turned into constant strategizing.”

“Kyle had been saying it for years but no one wanted to believe her, she was calling her Bobby Fisher. Then Lisa and I became friends, and that friendship quickly turned into contstant strategizing. It was exhausting to be honest. We couldn’t just go to dinner. It was dinner and “Let’s talk about the show.” “Let’s talk about what’s going to happen next.” Almost planning everything, and I was like “Oh my god, this is not how I roll.” Because I can’t plan what comes out of my mouth, and that’s the truth. I wish I could because I would not be in the lawsuits that I’m in!”

On LVP always bouncing back: “She can get away with murder.”

“I was kind of relieved to see that the other women saw what I saw [last season],  but at the same time, Lisa’s like a cat — she will always land on her feet. She’s not gonna go down. For some reason, the audience just loves her so much. I always say that she could BBQ a baby, and people would say “Oh, but she loves dogs!” She can get away with murder and do it with an accent and a smile. But I’m telling you, the girls that crossed her, she will come for them next season. And not just on the show; she will try to ruin their entire lives.”

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Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson Completely Absent From RHOBH Filming

White Party time!

White Party time!

Wednesday night was the annual filming of The White Party for the upcoming season of RHOBH. The White Party has almost always been held at Kyle’s house  except for that one year that LVP hosted it and Adrienne got self tanner all over her furniture.  But this year LVP has decided to have a huge blow out  at PUMP to maximize advertising for the business.  She even got the Dail Mail to sponsor it and made sure that E! News was there on the red carpet to interview her. She made sure to use that opportunity to tell everyone how she really wasn’t coming back for another season but Bravo just begged and begged and so here she is again. I’m always amazed that these women think anyone believes that kind of malarky and then more amazed to see the roaming LVP trolls on Twitter that buy it hook, line and sinker.

We learned a lot of things from all the interviews. First of all there appears to be a lot of harmony amongst the girls. The long rumoured casting of Dorit Kemsley as LVP’s new puppet for the season was confirmed. Kyle, Dorit, LVP and Erika Jayne are all on the same team.  And Kyle says Kim is coming back, because it’s good for her sobriety. Oh Kyle, still enabling and denying.  Sigh.

In other news, David Foster was there and all cozied up with LVP. She sure seems to like hanging out with Yolanda’s ex husbands.

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Yolanda Hadid Officially Admits She Is Not Returning To RHOBH!

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It’s official!  Yolanda Foster will not be returning to RHOBH!  As I first excluscively reported here, there has been confirmation by my sources that Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi will all be back full time, Eileen Davidson is at least temporarily a part-time housewife and Kathryn and Yolanda are officially out.

Today, Yolanda has officially announced that she will be leaving the show. I don’t think she had a choice in that situation. Lisa Vanderpump has won the war.   Congrats and Thanks to #TeamPinky

Fingers crossed for Shiva to take her place!

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