According to TMZ, Lisa Vanderpump has added two mini horses to her pet menagerie. Ken apparently had them flown in on a private jet. Horses on a plane! Do people even do that? I assume that Arabians got here by boat and are bred here. Anyway, we will see the whole thing on RHOBH next season.
TMZ says that Lisa is wants the horses to be therapy horses in hospitals. I thought that sounded ridiculous, how can you have a horse in a hospital? But then I thought about it, and they do allow dogs and other pets in as therapy. So I looked it up and found this site which shows photos of mini-horses in hospitals working with kids. So cute!
Apparently the mini-horses come in the house too! But another thing I don’t get is how TMZ says they will be staying in the yard. Is her yard even fenced? Did they build a stable? I have so many questions. Continue reading
A TMZ photog caught up with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards leaving PUMP together yesterday. The whole video is funny including the voice of the pap asking the questions. The photog asked them whether Brandi quit (as she says) or got fired (as I told you back during upfronts) Lisa responds by asking the photog what Brandi says. He tells her she says she just decided to move on to other things. Lisa and Kyle both laugh. Kyle says she was a pain in her ass. Lisa says, “That’s a crock of poo!” about Brandi’s explanation.
The two are at Lisa’s car and Lisa gets in and cracks the window so she can keep saying “crock of poo” in case it was missed the first three times. Meanwhile, Kyle is on the sidewalk trying to get in the passenger door begging Lisa to let her in. Continue reading
In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers. I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.
It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading
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Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.
Every time we have one of the shows I begin by predicting there will be NO secrets revealed. But lord knows this time there are some juicy one out there. I wonder if it was too late to edit this episode since Kim was arrested?
Lisa Rinna wrote a sex book called The Big Fun Sexy Sex Book. Apparently, Lisa used to have a sex expert come over to parties and teach the party goers how to give really good blow jobs. LVP points out she doesn’t need any tips in that area. They also replay the scene where Rinna talks about doing Playboy when she was seven months pregnant and when she was not pregnant.
Yolanda claims she is looking to downsize because the house is just too much work. It is odd that the Fosters put pretty much every property they have on the market at the same time. Mauricio takes her to look at properties but she doesn’t like any of them.
Kim and LVP both want grandchildren. And we see LVP in JEANS. JEANS! Have we ever seen that before? Continue reading
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time.
Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice to your sister! You believe her and stop telling lies! In that order. Thanks.” The next one says, “You need to get wise. Brandi is not telling the truth. She is lying. I should have said that to you in that moment, but I didn’t want another Amsterdam to happen, and it would have.” A third says, “Your behavior and the way you treat people is not okay. You are nasty and you need to be stopped now.” As she is reading these, Rinna is giving Kim a look that could kill. Kim said she really got frightened. Oh please. A fifth grader could break Rinna in half like a twig.
Andy asks what made Rinna send the texts. Rinna says that she has an issue with people shushing her. And she wanted to get her feelings out. Her father used to shush her all the time. It’s one of her hot buttons. Kim says she thinks Lisa Rinna probably has record for violent crime. Andy finally sticks up for Rinna. FINALLY. Rinna is crying which is the perfect excuse for Eileen to flee the left couch for the right on. She also sticks up for Rinna. Rinna apologizes to Kim AGAIN. Oddly, after mocking Rinna for a full three minutes. Kim gets up and walks over to hug Rinna. We are already at full bore crazy. Continue reading
Time to take the purple pen to Lisa Vanderpump’s blog. Apologies if I am a bit harsher than you would like.
Aargh here we are again. As I sit here in the waiting room as my husband undergoes surgery for another hip replacement, I ponder and reflect on the truly important things in life, and what have I learnt over the last few years?
That when you marry a much older man you eventually spend a lot of time playing nursemaid? That swans may look regal but they are mean as fuck and shit everywhere? That when a waitress starts rumbling about sexual harassment you might want to have a plan in place to deal with such things as quickly and quietly as possible so you don’t end up losing the whole restaurant?
I know that participating in a reality show has been a learning curve for sure, how remaining stalwart in my resolve, to expose all aspects of my life and learn from the consequences…Even moments in our off-time–Kyle and I in the dressing room–are an accurate depiction of our relationship: laughter, good-natured banter that you would never in a million years dream would be aired.
Both of you seem so shocked to discover that a man was standing there with a big camera and another dude was holding a giant boom over your heads. I get it, you didn’t think it would be that interesting. I think it was the whole LVP talks about diarrhea thing that interested production. Continue reading
We start this episode with Andy asking a stupid question. Raise your hand if you are shocked. I see no hands. He asks Eileen why such an awarding winning actress would do RHOBH. Um, Andy, you pay these hyenas way more than actual trained actors make. Which by the way is the whole OPPOSITE of the point of doing reality TV shows. They are supposed to work for peanuts.
They play a montage that is heavy on the fact that Eileen has an Emmy. Both Kim and Brandi are throwing up a little bit in their mouths. THIS is what jealousy looks like. A viewer ask, “You were a fan of Eileen before the show, what do you think of her without a script.” Brandi says, “I don’t really think of her.” You know except for every waking moment. Eileen was said she thought Brandi was funny when they first met and then the wine toss just put a kink in things. Eileen says that there were many ramifications about Brandi’s comments about her being a homewrecker. People started calling Vince’s ex-wife trying to get tabloid stories. She had to have unpleasant conversations with her children. Brandi seems incredulous that her behavior had ramifications for Eileen. Brandi says it was always already on the Internet. Eileen says that she is great friends with Vince’s ex-wife. Eileen tells Brandi to shut the fuck up. They exchange several rounds of fuck yous! Eileen is on the verge of tears. Brandi looks awful and not just on the exterior. Brandi goes in on LVP about being friends with Kyle. Lisa Rinna and Brandi are arguing at a decibel only dogs can hear. Rinna freaks out and says that Brandi needs to be shut down. Brandi says Rinna needs to change her Depends because she is so full of shit. This is too much to give you all the blow by blows but it is bang away on Brandi time and not in the way she is used to. Rinna says fuck you (that is two housewives to tell her that within five minutes.) Brandi makes another Depends jab and Rinna responds with, “Where is your tampon endorsement!” I die. Continue reading