The ladies have been on Snapchat while in Hong Kong the past couple of days but my Snapchat spy says they haven’t said anything interesting. I was waiting for some tea but nothing is leaking out to me yet. Stay tuned.
Just before this trip Kyle was hanging out with Camille and Mauricio a big group on an “old people trip” to Coachella. Kyle has a very envy worthy travel schedule these days.
I keep meaning to get this little bit of RHOBH filming tea up, and despite being utterly exhausted from a simple trip to the grocery store I’m going to do it now because my Below Deck recap will be a bit later than usual. I’m going to be watching the Vice Presidential debates tonight. I’m taping it but I will probably watch the beginning and then decide when to recap Below Deck. I’m literally too tired to type at the moment.
So I did have a chat recently with a RHOBH source who told me that Kim Richards has been filming with RHOBH. I sort of knew that already but it is starting to look like she may have done enough filming to have an FOH contract this season. Eden Sassoon and Camille Grammer both also appear to be in contention for FOH slots this year. In other Kim news, Brooke had her baby and Kim is over the moon about being a first time grandma. The kid’s name is Hucksley. He’ll have free hamburgers for life at FatBurger.
What I wanted to know about was my girl Lisa Rinna. I’ve been worried about Rinna and Eileen all season. I was hoping to hear something that would cheer me up. That’s not really what I got. While both of them have been filming all season, my source had no idea what Eileen’s storyline would be. So she is there, but doesn’t seem to be a major focus.
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Lisa Rinna was honored for her charity work with Angel Food Project, a charity that delivers meals to the homebound, and well, most of the housewives were there. Eden Sassoon, Camille Grammer, Kyle Richards, and Dorit Kemsley were there to support her.
Am I the only one that thinks Camille is either back or at least an FOH? She sure does seem to be around a lot.
But I am more interested in who was NOT there.
When Kyle Richards posted the above photo on her Instagram while on a private plane on the tarmac at Los Angeles International, a few things began to happen. First, the idiot brigade showed up seemingly unaware of the Instagram filters on the photo and made all sort of comments about Kyle having unnecessary surgery. Look. I’ve never posted a thing on Instagram, and even I know that trees don’t grown on the ceiling of airplanes and Kyle is not really wearing that hat. But hey, I’m not really one to talk, because I ignored the fact that she was at the international terminal and immediately began an embarrassingly long fantasy that the RHOBH were going to show up on the RHOA camping trip that is currently underway. Clearly, I’m in no position to claim intellectual superiority in this instance, because I immediately started randomly IMing people on Twitter., “Stop what you are doing, young whippersnappers and go watch Kyle’s snapchat and report back to me!” Unfortunately, it was Saturday night and all the young whippersnappers were out getting drunk. Even more depressing, I eventually had to come to terms with the fact that my imaginary scenario was not true.
I would just like to say, that if I was in charge of the world, the RHOBH would in fact be in the backwoods with the RHOA fighting for their very lives at this very moment in time. I might even hire someone in a bear costume to roam around in the distance. When two shows are filming their seasons at exactly the same time, why can’t they do a joint trip? I know, I know it’s two different production companies on two different schedules, but in my perfect universe, this would happen.
It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed by a housewife. If Joanna was so butthurt by a random comment on a late night cable show with a minimal following, she would have just ignored it. Instead she is parading around the courtroom in Miami screaming about her vagina for all who will listen. Anyway, there are new developments. We know are privy to the depositions of both Lisa Vanderpump and her buddy Mohammed Hadid. Both of them have had their share of lawsuits of their own.
According to an exclusive story by Daily Mail, both Lisa Vanderpump and Mohammed Hadid denied ever discussing Johanna Krupa’s vagina. And hey! If you can’t trust those two, who can you trust? #eyeroll
Click through for highlights of the depositions. Or lowlights as the case may be.
My friend, Jacques recapped a recent Andy’s Girls Podcast interview of Brandi Glanville. She has some interesting things to say about Lisa Vanderpump. Jacques is in my collections of gays AND my collection of Aussies. Read his thoughts below and click the link to follow him on Twitter!
On LVP being manipulative: “Our friendship quickly turned into constant strategizing.”
“Kyle had been saying it for years but no one wanted to believe her, she was calling her Bobby Fisher. Then Lisa and I became friends, and that friendship quickly turned into contstant strategizing. It was exhausting to be honest. We couldn’t just go to dinner. It was dinner and “Let’s talk about the show.” “Let’s talk about what’s going to happen next.” Almost planning everything, and I was like “Oh my god, this is not how I roll.” Because I can’t plan what comes out of my mouth, and that’s the truth. I wish I could because I would not be in the lawsuits that I’m in!”
On LVP always bouncing back: “She can get away with murder.”
“I was kind of relieved to see that the other women saw what I saw [last season], but at the same time, Lisa’s like a cat — she will always land on her feet. She’s not gonna go down. For some reason, the audience just loves her so much. I always say that she could BBQ a baby, and people would say “Oh, but she loves dogs!” She can get away with murder and do it with an accent and a smile. But I’m telling you, the girls that crossed her, she will come for them next season. And not just on the show; she will try to ruin their entire lives.”