Lisa’s Vanderpump’s Bravo Blog this week is pretty interesting. But what is even more interesting is what she doesn’t say. See if you can figure out what is missing…
About Kim and Mauricio…
I do believe that if you state categorically, denying the accusation, as I did to Kyle saying”I did not see the magazines when we were at Brandi’s house.” I was baffled, but still defending myself. To then keep perpetually interrogating me with the same question — well at that point that is tantamount to being called a liar. I should only have to answer it once. When I see Mauricio calling me a “f—ing bitch” on the beach over a rumor from the trustworthy Brandi, that hurts. Kim had only heard it from Brandi too. She wasn’t there. . . but was acting as if she was a viable witness. Then in an interview, for Kim to say she was glad we were gone — that spoke volumes.
She basically calls Brandi an untrustworthy bitch, and says how hurt she was by Mauricio’s comment. She points out that Kim was not even at Brandi’s house and had no idea what she was blathering on about.
When we left that hotel, after Kim had been pretty abusive with no regret, we knew to stay or inform them that we were exhausted by the unrelenting accusations and wanted to leave it would result in an even more complicated scenario. Continue reading
Brandi Glanville was on Hello Ross the other night and it didn’t really occur to me to watch it. However, this morning I noticed it re-airing on E! So I am going to attempt to recap it while still half asleep. Let’s see if I missed anything interesting.
Is this a nightly or a weekly show? Ross’s voice takes some getting used to, but his show is kind of good actually.
I love that he is as hyped up for Scandal as I am. I may slap up a post later today just to get us back in the Scandal frame of mind. Continue reading
Andy has provided some stunt bottles to break over Jax’s head throughout the show. Andy asks Lisa is there if any one thing Jax said that irritated her the most. She said everything irritated her, but the part where he was arguing with Kristen and said, “You came twice sweetheart!” was the worst and she clobbers him with a bottle.
Poll question: Do you think Jax is a douchebag? 84% say yes.
Jax has been tweeting today that the show was hard to watch and he knows he is going to get attacked on the show. Andy plays the scene of the Tom and Jax outside where Tom is looking for a shred of remorse and finds none. Lisa smacks him on the head with a bottle. Jax says it was hard to watch the scene. The place I paused the DVR to type is stuck on Andy who is looking at Jax with a serious, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” expression. Jax says he feels like a piece of shit. Lisa says, “Just because you look bad, not because of what happened.” Jax says at the time all he cared about was pleasing himself. Lisa says, “That’s exactly what you should have done, pleased yourself and we wouldn’t be going through all this.”
Lisa says she is the only person who had known about them hooking up for a year. She says to be honest I knew it would be so explosive if it ever came out that she hoped they would just keep on lying. Lisa breaks another bottle over Jax’s head. Andy asks Lisa how she knew. She says, “Why don’t you ask Jax?” Jax says he doesn’t know how she knew. She says he told her business partner and he told her. Jax said, ”Why would I tell him?” and Andy moves on. Continue reading