Oh um, hi. Sorry. I was totally mesmerized by Yolanda Foster’s home and infinity pool. I totally had to sit there and gawk at the view. Yolanda’s brother and mother have flown in from Holland for the reveal of David Foster’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
The editing on RHOBH makes recapping a PITA. You get a tiny little clip of nothing from Brandi, and a tiny little clip of nothing from Kyle…. Basically, everyone has dogs and everyone is discussing whether or not Mauricio is a dog. Well, everyone except Carlton. Carlton is a witch, so she has a black cat, who she is taking in for acupuncture treatments.
Kyle and Joyce go to get weirdo Beverly Hills facials. Joyce wants to take everyone to Palm Springs but she is a bit wary of Lisa. Continue reading
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The bottle she is holding his her new line of Sangria. Um, thoughts?
I am for some reason voluntarily submitting myself to the torture of Vanderpump Rules as penance for some past or future sins. We begin with Jax doing a photo shoot for Kitson. Isn’t he a little old for all of this nonsense? Ah, Jax acknowledges this and says he wants to make contacts to work behind the camera in the future.
Um, what is on Katie’s face? First of all she is not the blond type, and secondly she has more hair on her face than an Armenian grandmother! Why don’t the others tell her this is not a cute look? And really sneaking wine into a fast food joint? Really? Continue reading
Brandi wants to dump JR now that she got the house she wanted. She is having this conversation with Jennifer in the bathroom as she runs her bath. She made sure to flash her entire ass at the cameraman which I thought was a bit too…um “cheeky” and then she strips naked and gets into the tub with a full camera crew in her bathroom! Sigh.
Joyce runs a pageant called Queen of the Universe. I wonder how Trump feels about a former Miss Universe naming her pageant that? She has two adorable little boys and they have a mini putting green in their back yard. How cute. Will they be the next Tiger Woods?
As much as I want to call Carlton Morticia and violate my own rule against stupid names, I won’t. Carlton is planning a luncheon at her home for the ladies.
Yolanda is receiving daily in home visits from a holistic nurse. Gigi is leaving at the end of the summer to go to school in NYC. That should be a great place for her modeling career as well. She is studying criminal psychology. I wish I had focused my undergrad on that rather than general psychology.
JR seems like a nice guy, who is about to be blindsided. He is trying to be nice. But Brandi is pissed that he went on a couples trip to Texas without inviting her or even telling her. She seems like she is trying to dump him before he dumps her. Continue reading
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I am going to try to fly through this Vanderpump Rules recap because I am about 20 minutes behind and have four shows back to back on Mondays. Stassi and some dumb bitch talk shit about Scheana and talk about how much Stassi likes her submissive sex with him. Or Frank. I dunno. Does it really matter? The dumb bitch is team Frank.
Ken, Lisa and Nathalie are at SUR having a business meeting. They have a new outdoorish area with a bar. They need someone new to be a bartender. Lisa is not onboard with Jax. Tom Swartz is now just Swartz. Because this show has too many white guys named Tom. Swartz gives good interview. Swartz is the one who is with Katie who is milk toast.
Scheana has had multiple injuries and now she is on crutches. Some sort of brawl. Swartz was involved in some sort of event where drama occurred. Scheana ankle injury is something from falling in a hole. Lisa is two waitresses down. Scheana is brought in by Pandora to write for the same online mag as Stassi. They hate each other. This should be good. Stassi seems to think writing for Pandora is a better job than waiting tables. They argue over icons. Stassi is not paid for her blogging. (See UF? xoxox) Pandora tells Stassi that Scheana has a blog about makeup and Stassi goes the fuck off. Pandora says she seems jealous and she needs to either suck it up and move on and shut up. Stassi says Scheana has stolen everything from her. heh. I kinda love Scheana. Continue reading
We start with Yolanda’s AMAZING house. I cannot tear my eyes away long enough to blog. I love her and I hate that she will end up not being on “my team” this season. Probably. Oh God. Yo is doing a master cleanse will medicating for Lyme Disease.
David and Yolanda are off to her doctor’s appointment. David is much more supportive of Yo than Peter was for Cynthia last night. David agrees that he is doing a great job being supportive. Yolanda has been through hell. David carries her Hermes bag and rubs her feet. Yolanda is getting her port taken out. Gigi is on the master cleanse and is all light-headed and weak and afraid to ride the horse. MASTER CLEANSE IS NO BUENO!
Lisa is still on Dancing With The Stars and I swear we did this last season. I guess it was just all the new coverage. Kyle and the girls go to DWTS to support Lisa. Even Taylor Armstrong is there! That was when Brandi had the mysteriously burned hand so she was wearing gloves to DWTS. Go look at the picture I never did find out what happened. Or if I did I have forgotten. Taylor’s married boyfriend John is there with her. They are engaged now. After the show they all go out to dinner with Lisa and Gleb. Kyle and Kim watch Lisa faint on DWTS in the last scene. They are saying she if faking it because she doesn’t want to do the show anymore. Wow. Do you think that is true? Both Richards girls mock Lisa and reenact the fainting scene. Continue reading
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Vanderpump Rules sort of blurs into RHOBH tonight and the party at Kyle’s continues. Lisa and Kyle seem to be enjoying a tentative truce. Maybe.
Scheana makes her first appearance and Brandi asks what is wrong with her teeth. Apparently, her two front teeth got knocked out and she is wearing a temporary type thing. I know these kids on Pump Rules are obnoxious, but I can’t help but to find them a bit intriguing. Scheana is hurt that none of her colleagues/friends called to check on her after her surgery (the teeth thing). It looks that Stassi will get a victim edit and Scheana will be the villain this season. Maybe. Too early to call. Continue reading
It’s time to preview this Monday’s two-hour Bravo premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules which is once again sort of all blurred together. How exactly did Lisa work out that arrangement again? Anyway, this is a much rougher cut than the RHOA screener. No new intros and the old one still shows Adrienne and Taylor in there as a place holder. So sorry no tagline spoiling today!
One of the interesting things I notice is that there seems to be an order of importance when it comes to editing. If you recall on the preview of RHOA premiere tomorrow, the taglines begin with Nene and seemed to follow a hierarchy and the scenes had pretty much the same order, starting with Nene’s wedding. So for RHOBH we start with Lisa. I was so sure we had already covered her appearance on DWTS last season. I guess we just saw so much coverage of it, we thought we saw it because the opening scene is DWTS practice. I actually thought I picked up the wrong CD and checked the cover letter to make sure it was this year’s screener. Side note: If you missed the preview post for the upcoming Shahs of Sunset premiere, of course Reza was first.
Anyway, the storyline for the “two-hour cross-over event” is Kyle throwing a party for the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce to celebrate the 100th Birthday of Beverly Hills. Of course she hires SUR to cater it despite Lisa and Kyle being on the outs. And of course it is an all in party by Bravo that everyone must attend. The warring factions have not seen each other since the reunion. I love the interaction between the guy from the chamber and Kyle as he explains to her what the Chamber of Commerce is and welcomes her aboard. Fair warning, I am expecting to shift teams this season. I really like the new girl Joyce since watching Siberia, which was a fun a quirky little way to spend a few summer hours. And despite Kyle being such a whining victim last season, I am expecting better things from her this season. If Brandi and Lisa are going to have a falling out, as reports have indicated, I am going to have to take Lisa’s side unless they show me a really good reason to stick with Brandi. As for Joyce saying Brandi needs rehab, I really don’t see how Brandi can be offended when there were pictures of her falling down drunk all over the Internet during filming and she has not one but two books with drinking in the title for sale on Amazon. You drink a lot Brandi. Own it and move on. If I recall correctly Brandi said the same thing to Kim Richards on her first season of RHOBH. And well…she didn’t take it too well either but she did eventually make it to rehab. Continue reading
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First, Andy gives the bride a FIAT! I love Fiat, there used to be a lot of old ones in Libya when I was growing up there. Lisa Vanderpump won as the bridesmaid and she is there with Giggy. The couple getting married are Bravo superfans, Christy and Matt. It looks like they live in a really nice place in New Jersey! They seem very young and Matt is VERY tall, maybe 6’9″ or so. They are not that young, they have been together 8 years.
So the bride walks the two steps to the altar and sees Lisa Vanderpump for the first time and says “I love you!” to her. LOL Lisa suggests she save that sentiment for the groom.
Andy’s vows are hilarious. “Matt do you take this woman to be your real housewife, to keep her love tank full, to have her back if anyone ever throws shade at her, for better or worse, if you are very rich or not very rich, in sickness and in health?” Continue reading
BRAVO MEDIA PRESENTS A NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER WITH SIX NEW AND RETURNING SERIES
NEW YORK – September 18, 2013 – Bravo Media is packed with passion, pride and big personalities this November with premieres of returning favorites “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” premiering on Sunday, November 3 at 8pm ET/PT followed by “Fashion Queens” at 11:30pm ET/PT. Then the most famous ZIP code gets a jolt of drama in the epic two-hour, cross-over premiere of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” season four and “Vanderpump Rules” season two on Monday, November 4 from 8-10pm ET/PT. All that glitters is gold on “Shahs of Sunset” returning Tuesday, November 5 at 10pm ET/PT. Bravo’s newest family members, The Tankards, follows Ben and Jewel along with their blended and extended family as they live, love and laugh through the perils and pleasures of life in “Thicker Than Water” premiering Sunday, November 10 at 9pm ET /PT.
It’s gonna be a busy November! What will you be watching?
I’m not sure to make of this story on Radar Online about a big blowout between Brandi, Yolanda and Lisa. The story goes that the housewives were in Puerto Rico filming in early August. Yolanda accused Lisa of being a two-faced friend. Brandi joined in the argument taking Yolanda’s side and Lisa and Brandi are no longer speaking. Continue reading
Radar Online is reporting that the RHOBH are in Puerto Rico for a group
fisticuffs vacation. But um… Can we talk about this picture?