It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed by a housewife. If Joanna was so butthurt by a random comment on a late night cable show with a minimal following, she would have just ignored it. Instead she is parading around the courtroom in Miami screaming about her vagina for all who will listen. Anyway, there are new developments. We know are privy to the depositions of both Lisa Vanderpump and her buddy Mohammed Hadid. Both of them have had their share of lawsuits of their own.
According to an exclusive story by Daily Mail, both Lisa Vanderpump and Mohammed Hadid denied ever discussing Johanna Krupa’s vagina. And hey! If you can’t trust those two, who can you trust? #eyeroll
Click through for highlights of the depositions. Or lowlights as the case may be.
My friend, Jacques recapped a recent Andy’s Girls Podcast interview of Brandi Glanville. She has some interesting things to say about Lisa Vanderpump. Jacques is in my collections of gays AND my collection of Aussies. Read his thoughts below and click the link to follow him on Twitter!
On LVP being manipulative: “Our friendship quickly turned into constant strategizing.”
“Kyle had been saying it for years but no one wanted to believe her, she was calling her Bobby Fisher. Then Lisa and I became friends, and that friendship quickly turned into contstant strategizing. It was exhausting to be honest. We couldn’t just go to dinner. It was dinner and “Let’s talk about the show.” “Let’s talk about what’s going to happen next.” Almost planning everything, and I was like “Oh my god, this is not how I roll.” Because I can’t plan what comes out of my mouth, and that’s the truth. I wish I could because I would not be in the lawsuits that I’m in!”
On LVP always bouncing back: “She can get away with murder.”
“I was kind of relieved to see that the other women saw what I saw [last season], but at the same time, Lisa’s like a cat — she will always land on her feet. She’s not gonna go down. For some reason, the audience just loves her so much. I always say that she could BBQ a baby, and people would say “Oh, but she loves dogs!” She can get away with murder and do it with an accent and a smile. But I’m telling you, the girls that crossed her, she will come for them next season. And not just on the show; she will try to ruin their entire lives.”
White Party time!
Wednesday night was the annual filming of The White Party for the upcoming season of RHOBH. The White Party has almost always been held at Kyle’s house except for that one year that LVP hosted it and Adrienne got self tanner all over her furniture. But this year LVP has decided to have a huge blow out at PUMP to maximize advertising for the business. She even got the Dail Mail to sponsor it and made sure that E! News was there on the red carpet to interview her. She made sure to use that opportunity to tell everyone how she really wasn’t coming back for another season but Bravo just begged and begged and so here she is again. I’m always amazed that these women think anyone believes that kind of malarky and then more amazed to see the roaming LVP trolls on Twitter that buy it hook, line and sinker.
We learned a lot of things from all the interviews. First of all there appears to be a lot of harmony amongst the girls. The long rumoured casting of Dorit Kemsley as LVP’s new puppet for the season was confirmed. Kyle, Dorit, LVP and Erika Jayne are all on the same team. And Kyle says Kim is coming back, because it’s good for her sobriety. Oh Kyle, still enabling and denying. Sigh.
In other news, David Foster was there and all cozied up with LVP. She sure seems to like hanging out with Yolanda’s ex husbands.
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It’s official! Yolanda Foster will not be returning to RHOBH! As I first excluscively reported here, there has been confirmation by my sources that Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi will all be back full time, Eileen Davidson is at least temporarily a part-time housewife and Kathryn and Yolanda are officially out.
Today, Yolanda has officially announced that she will be leaving the show. I don’t think she had a choice in that situation. Lisa Vanderpump has won the war. Congrats and Thanks to #TeamPinky
Fingers crossed for Shiva to take her place!
This is a Tamara Tattles Exclusive blah blah blah asshole will steal it anyway and a link is all I ask….
Look, I am TRYING to just take a day off and get wasted. There is only so much negativity regarding the women on these shows I can bear. Sometimes I need a time out
That said, I was given information on who is coming back on RHOBH a few days ago. And so of course today the fired folks are starting to leak information People pick the worst time to leak stuff.
Here is what I know for sure. Kyle, LVP, Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne have all been asked back. All have accepted their contracts.
Yolanda Hadid is not going to be happy about Mohammed’s choice of dining establishments Sunday night. Mohammed and fiancée, Shiva Safai stepped out for an evening spent at Pump with their pal Lisa Vanderpump. Shiva looks lovely with her new darker hair. In fact she looks a lot like Bella!
It doesn’t seem that Mohammed is in any hurry to rush down the aisle again. Shiva has done a great job at keeping her age off the internet. How old is Shiva Safai? She was born in Iran and raised in Norway so that keeps the secret! She moved to LA at age 19. She has been engaged to Mohammed since 2014.
I love the fact that LVP has literally inserted herself between the couple While it is informative to us that Lisa and Mohammed are still fast friends, there could be a lot more information in this photo. Continue reading