Lisa Rinna was honored for her charity work with Angel Food Project, a charity that delivers meals to the homebound, and well, most of the housewives were there. Eden Sassoon, Camille Grammer, Kyle Richards, and Dorit Kemsley were there to support her.
Am I the only one that thinks Camille is either back or at least an FOH? She sure does seem to be around a lot.
But I am more interested in who was NOT there.
When Kyle Richards posted the above photo on her Instagram while on a private plane on the tarmac at Los Angeles International, a few things began to happen. First, the idiot brigade showed up seemingly unaware of the Instagram filters on the photo and made all sort of comments about Kyle having unnecessary surgery. Look. I’ve never posted a thing on Instagram, and even I know that trees don’t grown on the ceiling of airplanes and Kyle is not really wearing that hat. But hey, I’m not really one to talk, because I ignored the fact that she was at the international terminal and immediately began an embarrassingly long fantasy that the RHOBH were going to show up on the RHOA camping trip that is currently underway. Clearly, I’m in no position to claim intellectual superiority in this instance, because I immediately started randomly IMing people on Twitter., “Stop what you are doing, young whippersnappers and go watch Kyle’s snapchat and report back to me!” Unfortunately, it was Saturday night and all the young whippersnappers were out getting drunk. Even more depressing, I eventually had to come to terms with the fact that my imaginary scenario was not true.
I would just like to say, that if I was in charge of the world, the RHOBH would in fact be in the backwoods with the RHOA fighting for their very lives at this very moment in time. I might even hire someone in a bear costume to roam around in the distance. When two shows are filming their seasons at exactly the same time, why can’t they do a joint trip? I know, I know it’s two different production companies on two different schedules, but in my perfect universe, this would happen.
Kyle and Dorit and their husbands
Kyle Richards put aside her plans to destroy civilization as we know it, up to and including attempting to destroy Luann’s love life, and quite possibly boiling babies just for kicks, in order to host a fabulous Great Gatsby party to kick of Labor Day Weekend.
Her evil plans included throwing a lovely soiree for all of her actual friends as well as inviting her RHOBH cast. I’ve confirmed that Erika Jayne, Rinna, Eileen, and Dorit were there. I’m not sure about Lisa Vanderpump. She may have been busy performing miracles or working selflessly in Baton Rouge to help the four legged flood victims. Or perhaps she was busy speaking at Mother Teresa’s canonization.
Anyway, I thought you guys might want to
say nasty things about see their outfits and r emind us what a horrible person Kyle is enjoy the festivities from afar. Click through for more!
Erika Jayne headed to Mykonos with ten of her closest glam squad members and backup dancers and Kyle Richards over the weekend to put on a concert at the Xlsior International Gay Festival. Mykonos is the official gay Mecca of the Greek Islands and Xlsior is one of the largest of many summer events tailored for the gay male tourist crowd.
Erika performed on Sunday night which was the biggest night of the week long event with ticket prices of 65€, more than twice the price of most of the other shows throughout the week. Never let it be said that Erika did nothing to help the flagging Greek economy! Erika recently completed her newest video, XXpensive, in the US, but It’s unclear if she debuted her lastest dance music in Mykonos. She did begin with her trademark song, Pretty Mess and How Many Fucks was a huge hit. The
giant orgy event offers concerts around the clock for the entire eight days.
Kim Richards continues to have a lot of legal issues to resolve. From the latest dog bite case just last month, to her two criminal cases that remain open pending her compliance with her plea deals, you can bet that someone is shelling out some big bucks on attorneys fees.
Back in late April, some six months after her first sentencing took place and five months after her second, a bench warrant was issued for Kim due to failure to produce any evidence of compliance with her plea deal agreement. Her lawyer went to court and admitted there was no proof of compliance and a new hearing was set for the first week in June. I heard nothing about that hearing actually occurring and feel like the date was likely pushed again. At issue were Kim’s community LABOR and AA meeting attendance.
One of Kim’s judges, the one in the Beverly Hills Hotel case, was adamant that she complete thirty days of community labor and not community service to be ensure that Kim “have some actual consequences.” The hold up seemed to be an agreement as to what could count as her “labor.”
White Party time!
Wednesday night was the annual filming of The White Party for the upcoming season of RHOBH. The White Party has almost always been held at Kyle’s house except for that one year that LVP hosted it and Adrienne got self tanner all over her furniture. But this year LVP has decided to have a huge blow out at PUMP to maximize advertising for the business. She even got the Dail Mail to sponsor it and made sure that E! News was there on the red carpet to interview her. She made sure to use that opportunity to tell everyone how she really wasn’t coming back for another season but Bravo just begged and begged and so here she is again. I’m always amazed that these women think anyone believes that kind of malarky and then more amazed to see the roaming LVP trolls on Twitter that buy it hook, line and sinker.
We learned a lot of things from all the interviews. First of all there appears to be a lot of harmony amongst the girls. The long rumoured casting of Dorit Kemsley as LVP’s new puppet for the season was confirmed. Kyle, Dorit, LVP and Erika Jayne are all on the same team. And Kyle says Kim is coming back, because it’s good for her sobriety. Oh Kyle, still enabling and denying. Sigh.
In other news, David Foster was there and all cozied up with LVP. She sure seems to like hanging out with Yolanda’s ex husbands.
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