Instagram photo from July 5th
I’m doing some tidying up on my WordPress account today, going through drafts making sure I am not leaving anything interesting behind. This is a post I have had in the hopper for nearly a week as I keep an eye on Monty’s Instagram for information on how Kim Richards is doing. It’s a very unreliable source, since Monty clearly seems to be medicated a lot when posting on Instagram. That said, he’s more reliable than that site that rhymes with “Gaydar of Mine” who apparently is claiming Kim is “missing” based on the links y’all keep sending me. Kim is an adult. She is not missing. She’s just not going to rehab like everyone would like. She was actually on Instagram wishing her daughter Kim a happy birthday on Monday.
That said, Monty has mad several interesting posts lately. Like this one from Friday, August 28th where it looks like Kim and Monty had a sleepover on Thursday night. I’m not sure that was the best of choices for either of them. But they are both in deep denial about a lot of thing.
montybrinson I’ve spent the last two days and evening with @kimrichards11 watching a lot of movies, eating a lot, talking about the past years when we first met, lot of laughter. And about the future. A true friend is someone who is there for you when you’re up and when you’re down. If only people knew her as I then they realize what a loving caring person she is. Thought I would put up a pic of us from the past. What a beautiful soul. Wishing everyone a beautiful weekend and happiness to all. #blessed #thankful #family #friend #heart #life #loved #rhobh
See? Kim is just fine and hanging out with her biggest enabler who appears to be on a lot of medication. Continue reading
Once again, I have to direct you all to TMZ. Because Kim Richards has given her first post rehab press to a TMZ paparazzi. YOU MUST GO WATCH. I’ll wait.
Okay, um. According to TMZ Kim has been in and out of three rehab type facilities since the incident at the Beverly Hotel back in April. She was kicked out of the first one after getting wasted in Mexico at the end of May. Later she went to a new facility, which was not up to her diva standards and she switched to another one. Then recently while all the rest of the family was having tea with the queen of England or whatever, she allegedly left the last one under cover of darkness. Does that sound sober to you? Continue reading
A TMZ photog caught up with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards leaving PUMP together yesterday. The whole video is funny including the voice of the pap asking the questions. The photog asked them whether Brandi quit (as she says) or got fired (as I told you back during upfronts) Lisa responds by asking the photog what Brandi says. He tells her she says she just decided to move on to other things. Lisa and Kyle both laugh. Kyle says she was a pain in her ass. Lisa says, “That’s a crock of poo!” about Brandi’s explanation.
The two are at Lisa’s car and Lisa gets in and cracks the window so she can keep saying “crock of poo” in case it was missed the first three times. Meanwhile, Kyle is on the sidewalk trying to get in the passenger door begging Lisa to let her in. Continue reading
Brooke planning the wedding in Cabo back in March with her mom and MIL.
Well, I guess it was all too good to be true. What looked like a perfectly lovely wedding to the reasonable people among us, was anything but, according to TMZ. Kim Richards was partying it up in Cabo the whole time!
Multiple sources tell TMZ , “Kim was clearly under the influence of something, although no one seems to know what. Our sources say whatever Kim took or drank, she did so in private, but when she interacted with people at the wedding she was “a mess.”
TMZ sources report Kim was saying horribly nasty things to her daughter, Brooke, right after the wedding. Kim was allegedly cursing out members of the Wiederhorn family and was “belligerent.” Brooke is officially DONE with her mother and is vowing never to speak to her again. Continue reading
Though I am loathe to post another Hilton thread because I am not sure how many more assholes I have room for in the WSL but I continue to fill it. So here goes. Something is going on with Kathy Hilton. Kathy did not go to the wedding, which was odd. So cleary someone was very ill and did not make it.
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Appears either before, during, or after the wedding there was some type of family emergency at home where Kathy Hilton tweeted:
“Please every Twitter friend please tweet call text Nicky , Kim Paris, Kyle all phones r down I can’t text or call! 911 / Please get in touch with all my family”
And a retweet: Call your Mom NOW!!! EMERGENCY AT HOME!” Continue reading
After over a year of planning, Brooke Brinson finally got her dream wedding to Thayer Wiederhorn yesterday. Brooke’s father, Monty Brinson stayed home due to his stage four cancer, which was the whole reason for the quickie Bravo wedding in LA which allowed her to be given away by her father. At the originally planned wedding, her half-brother Chad had the honor of walking her down the aisle.
And yes, Kim Richards was sprung from her lenient as hell Sober Living facility to be present for the facilities. She gave a short speech about her heart being happy that when Brooke can’t be with her she is glad she is with the heir to Fatburger and his fat wallet. I paraphrase. Continue reading
As I have been saying all along, Brooke’s wedding it this weekend in Cabo. It seems that Kim and Kyle will both be in attendance. Monty is supposed to sit this out, but he does have the Hilton private plane at his disposal. Do you think he will go against doctor’s orders?
On the one hand, I think he should go, it’s his daughter’s wedding. On the other hand, if he drops dead at the wedding, that would suck. Also, he doesn’t really want emergency medical attention while in Mexico. So I am torn. What do you think?
Click through for Monty’s Instagram post about the wedding. Continue reading
Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.
Every time we have one of the shows I begin by predicting there will be NO secrets revealed. But lord knows this time there are some juicy one out there. I wonder if it was too late to edit this episode since Kim was arrested?
Lisa Rinna wrote a sex book called The Big Fun Sexy Sex Book. Apparently, Lisa used to have a sex expert come over to parties and teach the party goers how to give really good blow jobs. LVP points out she doesn’t need any tips in that area. They also replay the scene where Rinna talks about doing Playboy when she was seven months pregnant and when she was not pregnant.
Yolanda claims she is looking to downsize because the house is just too much work. It is odd that the Fosters put pretty much every property they have on the market at the same time. Mauricio takes her to look at properties but she doesn’t like any of them.
Kim and LVP both want grandchildren. And we see LVP in JEANS. JEANS! Have we ever seen that before? Continue reading
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time.
Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice to your sister! You believe her and stop telling lies! In that order. Thanks.” The next one says, “You need to get wise. Brandi is not telling the truth. She is lying. I should have said that to you in that moment, but I didn’t want another Amsterdam to happen, and it would have.” A third says, “Your behavior and the way you treat people is not okay. You are nasty and you need to be stopped now.” As she is reading these, Rinna is giving Kim a look that could kill. Kim said she really got frightened. Oh please. A fifth grader could break Rinna in half like a twig.
Andy asks what made Rinna send the texts. Rinna says that she has an issue with people shushing her. And she wanted to get her feelings out. Her father used to shush her all the time. It’s one of her hot buttons. Kim says she thinks Lisa Rinna probably has record for violent crime. Andy finally sticks up for Rinna. FINALLY. Rinna is crying which is the perfect excuse for Eileen to flee the left couch for the right on. She also sticks up for Rinna. Rinna apologizes to Kim AGAIN. Oddly, after mocking Rinna for a full three minutes. Kim gets up and walks over to hug Rinna. We are already at full bore crazy. Continue reading
Photo of Kyle in Spain.. Instagram
This week Kyle makes up for missing last week by giving us a double dose of RHOBH reunion reactions.
I’m so sorry about not writing my blog last week. My kids have been on spring break, and the last thing I wanted to do was think of the reunion and all of the emotions that I felt that day. I have been trying to put it behind me, but obviously it’s not easy to do when it’s played out all over again. I will do my best to combine last week and this week but not go on too much.
Seeing Yolanda so weak and vulnerable was so sad! She is always such a pillar of strength that all of us were taken aback to see her in such a fragile state. Continue reading
We start this episode with Andy asking a stupid question. Raise your hand if you are shocked. I see no hands. He asks Eileen why such an awarding winning actress would do RHOBH. Um, Andy, you pay these hyenas way more than actual trained actors make. Which by the way is the whole OPPOSITE of the point of doing reality TV shows. They are supposed to work for peanuts.
They play a montage that is heavy on the fact that Eileen has an Emmy. Both Kim and Brandi are throwing up a little bit in their mouths. THIS is what jealousy looks like. A viewer ask, “You were a fan of Eileen before the show, what do you think of her without a script.” Brandi says, “I don’t really think of her.” You know except for every waking moment. Eileen was said she thought Brandi was funny when they first met and then the wine toss just put a kink in things. Eileen says that there were many ramifications about Brandi’s comments about her being a homewrecker. People started calling Vince’s ex-wife trying to get tabloid stories. She had to have unpleasant conversations with her children. Brandi seems incredulous that her behavior had ramifications for Eileen. Brandi says it was always already on the Internet. Eileen says that she is great friends with Vince’s ex-wife. Eileen tells Brandi to shut the fuck up. They exchange several rounds of fuck yous! Eileen is on the verge of tears. Brandi looks awful and not just on the exterior. Brandi goes in on LVP about being friends with Kyle. Lisa Rinna and Brandi are arguing at a decibel only dogs can hear. Rinna freaks out and says that Brandi needs to be shut down. Brandi says Rinna needs to change her Depends because she is so full of shit. This is too much to give you all the blow by blows but it is bang away on Brandi time and not in the way she is used to. Rinna says fuck you (that is two housewives to tell her that within five minutes.) Brandi makes another Depends jab and Rinna responds with, “Where is your tampon endorsement!” I die. Continue reading
This is why elementary school teachers learn to line their kids up by height so school picture day will not look like this. How much did Andy pay for that ill fitting suit?
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of my sweet, deluded Brandiloon friends avoid reading this recap as well. The Brandiloons seem to all have a deep Anglophile streak so perhaps something interesting is on BBC this evening.
Brandi’s face. It’s just. I can’t believe people pay to have that done. What a dorky opening. Then he starts right away with other peoples questions (He’ down with OPQ). Kim is in Sharknado 3 (sounds like Kathy is calling in favors). Someone wants to know how the most Eileen has ever won on a sports bet. She says she has lost several thousand and won several thousand it all evens out. Good answer for the IRS. BTW When I had a big win in Tunica they bring out the chips in dramatic fashion with guards and then you sign away your taxes and pay them right there. Brandi describes Kenya as very, very, smart, a little bit crazy and evil. Which is of course why Kenya is my spirit animal. Another fun TT fact: Kenya tweeted me about buying furniture in Atlanta last weekend. I’m sure she has no idea that her haters think she pays me to say nice things about her. But that fanned the flames as I knew it would. OTOH, DID I MENTION KENYA MOORE TWEETED ME! #Dead Continue reading
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