Oh um, hi. Sorry. I was totally mesmerized by Yolanda Foster’s home and infinity pool. I totally had to sit there and gawk at the view. Yolanda’s brother and mother have flown in from Holland for the reveal of David Foster’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
The editing on RHOBH makes recapping a PITA. You get a tiny little clip of nothing from Brandi, and a tiny little clip of nothing from Kyle…. Basically, everyone has dogs and everyone is discussing whether or not Mauricio is a dog. Well, everyone except Carlton. Carlton is a witch, so she has a black cat, who she is taking in for acupuncture treatments.
Kyle and Joyce go to get weirdo Beverly Hills facials. Joyce wants to take everyone to Palm Springs but she is a bit wary of Lisa. Continue reading
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Brandi wants to dump JR now that she got the house she wanted. She is having this conversation with Jennifer in the bathroom as she runs her bath. She made sure to flash her entire ass at the cameraman which I thought was a bit too…um “cheeky” and then she strips naked and gets into the tub with a full camera crew in her bathroom! Sigh.
Joyce runs a pageant called Queen of the Universe. I wonder how Trump feels about a former Miss Universe naming her pageant that? She has two adorable little boys and they have a mini putting green in their back yard. How cute. Will they be the next Tiger Woods?
As much as I want to call Carlton Morticia and violate my own rule against stupid names, I won’t. Carlton is planning a luncheon at her home for the ladies.
Yolanda is receiving daily in home visits from a holistic nurse. Gigi is leaving at the end of the summer to go to school in NYC. That should be a great place for her modeling career as well. She is studying criminal psychology. I wish I had focused my undergrad on that rather than general psychology.
JR seems like a nice guy, who is about to be blindsided. He is trying to be nice. But Brandi is pissed that he went on a couples trip to Texas without inviting her or even telling her. She seems like she is trying to dump him before he dumps her. Continue reading
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I have been watching Days of Our Lives since I was about 11 years old. So imagine my surprise to find a familiar face on DOOL this week. I save my DOOL for the weekend and zip through all five shows really fast, so I haven’t seen the show yet, but Kyle Richards is on this week playing a modeling agent who is trying to recruit Gabi. Those of you who watch the show know that Nick has some sort of a devious plot to get Gabi modeling work so that she will move out of Salem and he can go with her. The role Kyle is playing is a limited short term one.
The entire thing was filmed by Bravo cameras as well. So you will be seeing the actors who play Nick and Gabi on an upcoming episode of RHOBH.
Click through for an interview of Kyle and her co-stars Continue reading
We start with Yolanda’s AMAZING house. I cannot tear my eyes away long enough to blog. I love her and I hate that she will end up not being on “my team” this season. Probably. Oh God. Yo is doing a master cleanse will medicating for Lyme Disease.
David and Yolanda are off to her doctor’s appointment. David is much more supportive of Yo than Peter was for Cynthia last night. David agrees that he is doing a great job being supportive. Yolanda has been through hell. David carries her Hermes bag and rubs her feet. Yolanda is getting her port taken out. Gigi is on the master cleanse and is all light-headed and weak and afraid to ride the horse. MASTER CLEANSE IS NO BUENO!
Lisa is still on Dancing With The Stars and I swear we did this last season. I guess it was just all the new coverage. Kyle and the girls go to DWTS to support Lisa. Even Taylor Armstrong is there! That was when Brandi had the mysteriously burned hand so she was wearing gloves to DWTS. Go look at the picture I never did find out what happened. Or if I did I have forgotten. Taylor’s married boyfriend John is there with her. They are engaged now. After the show they all go out to dinner with Lisa and Gleb. Kyle and Kim watch Lisa faint on DWTS in the last scene. They are saying she if faking it because she doesn’t want to do the show anymore. Wow. Do you think that is true? Both Richards girls mock Lisa and reenact the fainting scene. Continue reading
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Vanderpump Rules sort of blurs into RHOBH tonight and the party at Kyle’s continues. Lisa and Kyle seem to be enjoying a tentative truce. Maybe.
Scheana makes her first appearance and Brandi asks what is wrong with her teeth. Apparently, her two front teeth got knocked out and she is wearing a temporary type thing. I know these kids on Pump Rules are obnoxious, but I can’t help but to find them a bit intriguing. Scheana is hurt that none of her colleagues/friends called to check on her after her surgery (the teeth thing). It looks that Stassi will get a victim edit and Scheana will be the villain this season. Maybe. Too early to call. Continue reading
It’s time to preview this Monday’s two-hour Bravo premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules which is once again sort of all blurred together. How exactly did Lisa work out that arrangement again? Anyway, this is a much rougher cut than the RHOA screener. No new intros and the old one still shows Adrienne and Taylor in there as a place holder. So sorry no tagline spoiling today!
One of the interesting things I notice is that there seems to be an order of importance when it comes to editing. If you recall on the preview of RHOA premiere tomorrow, the taglines begin with Nene and seemed to follow a hierarchy and the scenes had pretty much the same order, starting with Nene’s wedding. So for RHOBH we start with Lisa. I was so sure we had already covered her appearance on DWTS last season. I guess we just saw so much coverage of it, we thought we saw it because the opening scene is DWTS practice. I actually thought I picked up the wrong CD and checked the cover letter to make sure it was this year’s screener. Side note: If you missed the preview post for the upcoming Shahs of Sunset premiere, of course Reza was first.
Anyway, the storyline for the “two-hour cross-over event” is Kyle throwing a party for the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce to celebrate the 100th Birthday of Beverly Hills. Of course she hires SUR to cater it despite Lisa and Kyle being on the outs. And of course it is an all in party by Bravo that everyone must attend. The warring factions have not seen each other since the reunion. I love the interaction between the guy from the chamber and Kyle as he explains to her what the Chamber of Commerce is and welcomes her aboard. Fair warning, I am expecting to shift teams this season. I really like the new girl Joyce since watching Siberia, which was a fun a quirky little way to spend a few summer hours. And despite Kyle being such a whining victim last season, I am expecting better things from her this season. If Brandi and Lisa are going to have a falling out, as reports have indicated, I am going to have to take Lisa’s side unless they show me a really good reason to stick with Brandi. As for Joyce saying Brandi needs rehab, I really don’t see how Brandi can be offended when there were pictures of her falling down drunk all over the Internet during filming and she has not one but two books with drinking in the title for sale on Amazon. You drink a lot Brandi. Own it and move on. If I recall correctly Brandi said the same thing to Kim Richards on her first season of RHOBH. And well…she didn’t take it too well either but she did eventually make it to rehab. Continue reading
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Wow, check out this picture from People Magazine that Luann posted on twitter today. Only Sonja Morgan looks like she used to look. Thoughts?
Radar Online is reporting that one of Kim Richards children was put on a 72 hour psychiatric hold last July. According to their source, neighbors reported one of her adult children roaming naked in the street and speaking gibberish. Police determined the person was a danger to themselves and others. Continue reading
Radar Online is reporting that the RHOBH are in Puerto Rico for a group
fisticuffs vacation. But um… Can we talk about this picture?
One of these is an actual llama, the other is a drama llama
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been filming for a while now and already the rumors have started. I don’t believe everything on ROL but when Adrienne was on the show it seemed she had them on speed dial. Since her departure their stories seem rather absurd. I don’t think it is absurd to think that Mauricio might have a side piece or three, it’s possible. What makes their story entirely unbelievable is their claim that Kyle is threatening to quit the show because of its effect on her family. Chile Cheese, as Funky Dineva would say. Kyle’s picture is right there in the dictionary when you look up attention whore. When this show is over, she is going to have to be put on suicide watch.
Today however, there is a new interview out with Lisa Vanderpump. I love when first hand accounts of the drama come out. Here is what Lisa has to say about RHOBH, SUR, DWTS and her I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter webisodes. Talk about having a lot on your plate…. Continue reading
What secrets could possibly be left for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to reveal? Do we even want to know?
1. Brandy says that her Oscars dress fit when she tried it on but she didn’t try it on the night before. When she got there it took four people to get her in it.
2. Brandi called child stars “a particular breed of hideous” in her book. Andy points out that Kim and Kyle were child stars. I laughed out loud. Brandi says she was talking about Leann but that some child stars have a certain brattiness as a result of getting what they want from an early age.
3. In Paris, Brandi showed the two men from Louis Vuitton her bra. I suppose technically it is a bra. It’s black and the cup is lattice work with more boob than lattice. We also learn that Brandi had very large, very dark areolas. I did not need to know that.
4. Brandi made out in the bathroom with the hot guy at the white party. He is still “in her life.” But they are not dating. Continue reading
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Kim has a belated blog post about the RHOBH reunion. It’s um… well. I am not even going to try to comment on it. I will leave that to you guys. I am including the two most interesting parts. First, she tries to defend the shit stained pillow. Speaking of the pillow, the original Kim’s pillow twitter got removed! And then, she has a lot to say to Yolanda. Yolanda, who actually made much more of an effort to befriend her in Paris than anyone else, seems to be the target of her wrath and the only one she is not still friendly with. Take a read and tell me what you think…
With regards to Brandi. . .Brandi baffles me. I really don’t know why she jumped in on my conversation with Yolanda. Yolanda and I were having a discussion that had absolutely nothing to do with her! The next thing I know she’s talking about my pillow — which was really quite mean! When I asked Brandy why, she said she was protecting her friend! Continue reading