by Guest Contributor Ben C.
Cryotherapy sessions, throwing cheap handbag shade, out of town trips, and patting the puss is how Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got her groove back. Sure, there’s still a bit too much debate of Yolanda’s health happening, but the rest is what we all love to see. The women being silly, having fun (most of the time) and doing things we don’t all do in normal, everyday life (have lunch and complain about people.) It’s refreshing and feeling like a throwback. Everybody loves a good throwback.
Let’s get started, shall we?
Kyle and Lisa V meet Yolanda (and Daisy, Yolanda’s ‘helper’) for a group Cryotherapy session.
Yolanda claims Cryotherapy is one of the “fun things” she gets to do every week. Yolanda likens it to standing inside a box that’s below freezing, and coming out like a frozen popsicle. She thinks it’s funny the other ladies came in makeup, jewels and heels. Apparently, she claims the experience is about being “naked, raw & freezing to death together.” The Cryotherapy ‘nurse’ tells the ladies it’s -147 degrees celsius inside the chamber. The ladies change into bathrobes, and take turns standing inside the cylinder. Vanderpump bares all for the cameras, and throws her robe off before the door to the chamber is even shut. Of course, Lisa and Kyle scream and make a scene – while Yolanda “takes it like a woman” (her words) and enjoys not one, but two rounds. Kyle compares it to skiing down a mountain in Aspen, stark naked, in a blizzard. She thinks she’s got frostbite on her ass.
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By Guest Contributor Ben C.
Let me start out by saying, ERIKA JAYNE HAS A CHAPEL IN HER HOUSE. A chapel. Yes, you read that right. Miss Erika Jayne has enough time, space & money to build a chapel inside her own house. I bow down. Literally. Find a pew and anoint your head, because I’m feeling the spirit tonight! Let’s do this!
The episode begins with Lisa Vanderpump having Kyle over for tea. They’re planning a joint anniversary party (20 years for Kyle, 33 years for Lisa) and are going to check out the event space together. I’m always wondering how much security / greenery Lisa has surrounding the outside of her house. Her front doors (and seemingly the rest of the doors in the house) are completely glass from top to bottom, and additionally never seem to be locked. Kyle waltzes right in and finds Lisa in the kitchen. Lisa tells Kyle she’s angry no one gave her a heads up that Faye would be at the “barbecue” (Lisa says Kyle let the orangutan out of the cage!)
Vanderpump compares it to inviting “witchy-poo” (poor Carlton, she tried her hardest) to an event, and not telling Kyle about it. Kyle tells Lisa she would be taken aback at first, but then quickly move on. Which I’m sure Kyle would absolutely do…and afterwards proceed to whine to her other friends about it on camera. Lisa apparently has a really crude nickname for Faye she uses, but Kyle won’t allow her to say it on camera. Where’s Brandi Glanville when you need her? Continue reading
With the Arnold being a west coast dude, it seems that Celebrity Apprentice has more than a new HBIC (businessman! ) in Arnold Schwarzenegger, but a new filming locale as well! Or so I believe. Porsha is already in LA to start filming. This is my only source on for the new LA locale so she might have taken the wrong train on the underground railroad and I could be totally misleading you.
And in other news one of my tamaratattles spies has informed me that Kim Fields is filling in for Porsha while she is filming Celebrity Apprentice. My source caught a bit of it on TV tonight and said, ” It’s horrible… Almost as bad as Porsha. Damn.” But I must say every time I’ve seen Porsha on Dish Nation, which I admit is not much, I thought she was great! She’s a lot more palatable there than when she is trying to out THOT Phaedra on RHOA. Continue reading
NBC has announced the next batch of hopefuls to become the next Celebrity Apprentice and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Kyle Richards is on the list! Oh but wait, we have a Real Housewife of Atlanta on the list as well, Porsha Williams is also going to be a contestant.
I have to say I was excited for Kyle to be on, at least she won’t have to be diving into a swimming pool from the high dive this time. If you missed Stars in Danger!, click here. I sort of loved that show where Kyle and Kim both had to dive from a high dive with other celebs. It was so bad it was good.
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I am not sure what to expect of Kyle, she will certainly be who I want to win. She does have her own business and raised a passel of kids which will all be helpful. And they usually keep the housewives on for ratings. Kyle will be following in the footsteps of Nene Leakes, Brandy Glanville, Lisa Rinna and Kenya Moore on the show. Without fail the housewives end up acting foolish or causing drama so perhaps Kyle could be the first to be a serious contender.
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Tonight, I shall be filling in for Ben C who is
bound and gagged and chained to his radiator indisposed at the moment due to going AWOL in the middle of writing his RHOP recap eating some bad oysters, may he RIP we expect him to make a full recovery. You just can’t get decent unpaid interns these days. This means I am going to focus on fast and not perfection, like Ben does.
In keeping with Xanadude’s theory that Lisa and Ken have a torrid sexual appetite where they bring in extra partners like Lisa collects other animals, we see the mature couple
filling our their AARP forms entering a sex shop together. LOL at “the fucking towel” that is sort of a genius idea! That way you don’t use the fucking towel as a hand towel, or worse yet a guest towel. I digress. Ken has taken over the lease and wants to put in a restaurant (where would they get the money for that at the moment? ) Perhaps they have settled up or Villa Blanca has sold. I just realized those legal issues were in the summer of 2014! That’s two seasons of Big Brother ago! It seems like yesterday. I presume they have had plenty of time for financial restructuring. Anyway, back to the show, Lisa is immediately drawn to the crops. Because, pony play. Um, I mean mini-horses! She does refer say ponies though, not mini-horses. I’m just saying. That vibrating duck seems quite powerful. Pinky is not feeling opening a British Tavern.
Kathryn drops by Villa Rosa, which is probably the most beautiful house in L.A. to visit Pinky. In her talking head, Kathryn talks about the swan shit, which must be awful. I just saw on Mohamed’s Instagram the other day that he has swans as well. Lisa starts off with the offensive questions right away. How old are you? Is your husband much younger? How much younger is he? What’s that like? Do you notice his age difference? This seems to be Pinky’s role this season. These two head to the BBQ together. Continue reading
Lisa Rinna’s father died on late Thursday. She posted the photo above with the following, “The World lost a Great Man today……Heaven got a great Angel. I love you Dad. ❤️😇🌈🙏🏼” on her Instagram.
We met her parents on season one with Lisa went up to visit them in her home town.
Tamara Tattles sends heartfelt thoughts and prayers to Lisa and her family.