I can already tell this episode is going to have too much Brandi.
Brandi and Kim are besties on this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills it seems. Brandi tells Kim about running into Adrienne. Kim thinks that Brandi has grown as a person. At least that is what she is calling not having another other choice of filming buddies. Brandi has not just been dumped by five landlords in five years, she’s also been dumped by JR who decided the chick he cheated on her with is preferable. She is not going to go with out a fight though.
Lisa Vanderpump is getting a new shirt tailor made for her. It’s just and excuse to see her closet, really. We are focusing on the help this episode it seems. Lisa employs servants as a act of compassion for them. She’s nice like that. She also has decided to allow Kyle and Yolanda to share her airspace from time to time. Lisa tells Ken she has no desire to reunite with Brandi. Continue reading
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I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to recap quickly. Thanks in advance!
Kyle is getting ready for the white party! YAY! This year it comes first which is weird because no one can be disinvited at the door for being a litigious cuntsicle! #Taylor. I’ve seen this Justin guy before. Didn’t he help some housewives dress as drag queens or for the Gay Pride Parade or something? I’m not kidding. The White Party has gotten huge and now has a major budget. Kyle is still trying to push a reluctant Sophia into modeling. She is tall and gorgeous but she’s never liked modeling or being on the show.
Kyle claims she has not seen Lisa Vanderpump since the reunion. From here on out I will call Lisa Vanderpump “Pump” and Lisa Rinna “Lisa.”
Brandi and Yolanda are going for a fitness walk. David plays the piano for us low lives. We are not worthy. Brandi is still up Yolanda’s butt. Which explains why Pump was cool towards her on WWHL. OMG. Yo has a swatter on her property who has set up a little beachside dress shop right on the highway/right of way for PCH. (wait for someone to correct me) She asks if he knows she is on her property and he is laying back playing on his phone saying ” No Mon, I did not know.” lol. He’s so chill. Hell I thought they were going for a walk on the beach why are the out on the highway? They finally find the beach. Yo tries to explain to Brandi about being connected to the earth. She didn’t get it. Yo talks about Gigi’s success. She really has hit the big time. Brandi mentions she is homeless (AGAIN) and tries to move in. The house she is talking about moving in now, I think she got tossed out of that too. Brandi starts trashing Pump. Yo tries to get Brandi to connect with nature again. It doesn’t work. Sad. Continue reading
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While I was out enjoying one of the most beautiful days of the fall so far, TMZ was writing article after article about Kingsley and Kim. First they wrote a story saying the dog has bitten four other people three of them in Kim’s home and one “on the set of RHOBH” lol at “the set.” Anyway, that was the trainer that Kingsley snapped at last season. TMZ interviewed the trainer who said the he and Bravo producers tried to convince Kim that Kingsley was too much for her to handle, but she would not listen. They also wrote about the Animal Control agency who has had contact with Kim and Kingsley on previous occasions who advised her to get her dog under control.
Despite what is apparently a slow day on TMZ (one dog bite, four stories in one day?), it does seem that the situation is more dire than originally thought. All the attention has forced Kim to make a public statement. Click through to read… Continue reading
I read about Kyle Richard’s daughter being attacked by a dog the other day and almost posted about it and included the weird picture above [EDIT: Used a different photo, the weird photo is after the break] mostly because I wanted to discuss WTF the guy in the picture is doing with his leg. OOPS changed my mind on the photo. See below. Kyle posted on her Facebook page about the incident but gave very little details. At first she didn’t even say why Alexia, age 18, was in the hospital having a pajama party with her friends. Is it me or does Cedars-Sinai have some lax visitation rules. A sleepover in a hospital? Eventually, Kyle said she was there because she was attacked by a dog.
Today, TMZ is reporting that the dog that attacked her is Kingsley, Kim Richards’ beloved but untrained pit bull. The dog allegedly bit Alexia numerous times and required her to have surgery. One of the bites was to her hand that you can see is bandaged in the photos. No word on if there will be any permanent issues with her hand. Continue reading
So everyone is emailing me about an altercation between Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards . Allegedly, Brandi was tweeting about having a rough night after filming RHOBH. She mentioned something about going to jail for hitting someone. All of those tweets have been deleted. Kim tweeted that nothing happened and they she loves Brandi and the whole story is untrue. I wasn’t going to mention it since I really have no idea what is going on, but in checking it out I came across this picture of Brandie playing games with her boys in their pool.
Which is probably what she wants us to focus on. Did anyone see the Brandi twitter drama?
Kim Richards is in the hospital. But don’t worry Kim fans, um are there any Kim fans?…It looks like she decided to get some boob work done! Now the interesting thing is what she wrote on her Instagram.
I have such wonderful family and friends.💗Thank you for my beautiful flowers🌸🌹🍃🌼 @kylerichards18, @yolandahfoster #eileendavidson #friendship #flowers….. Continue reading
Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.
Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.
Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading
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Kandi Burruss is now Kandi Tucker as she and Todd finally made it down the aisle yesterday at Le Fais do-do (that’s doh doh !), a special events facility in Atlanta. Quotes abound from Kandi about how happy she is to be married to her best friend. It seems that Mama Joyce was properly sedated and did not object to the event. Kandi’s daughter Riley, Phaedra Parks, and Mama Joyce’s BFF Carmon were all in the wedding. The wedding party was dressed in floor length purple gowns. And of course the entire thing was filmed for Kandi’s wedding spinoff which is expected to be called Bridal Kandi. Tweets from attendees declare the event was “like a fairy tale.” Sidenote: Somebody bought Porsha Stewart some GINORMOUS boobies. Continue reading
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So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting they say under their names below. Meanwhile I am twelve minutes in and would rather watch Nene Leakes do the rumba with a half nekkid man on repeat for an hour than watch this crap. Bring out the men. Give us something new! Anything except Brandi whining about Scheana (which is what this whole season has been about, Brandi’s jealousy of some waitress at a WeHo bar or Kyle continuing to bring up her husband’s infidelity over and over while begging no one else to mention it.
I think the next person that Yolanda tells to stay out of it should slap her upside the head! She is acting like someone moderating a debate on global warming. I’m cranky and I want her slapped! No sooner did I type this did Yolanda cut of Joyce and Joyce said, “You love to be the referee! You love to play director!” Yolanda does this snide laugh and says, “Did you hear what she said?” as if Joyce had said she had three heads. Andy takes Yolanda’s side and goes back on my shit list. He is such a power hungry person. Yolanda can be as hideous as she wants he will never call her out because of David Foster. Continue reading
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I had great plans for this recap. Really, I did. But I can only work with what Bravo gives me and I am bored to death. This reunion is just awful. Since I really have nothing to say, I’m going to rely mostly on T. Kyle gifs. I had thought about doing a pyramid in the style of Abby Lee Miller, but they really didn’t give me anything to critique. I will instead simply rank the ladies performances from worst to best.
YAY! I finally got it to play after defragging and cleaning my laptop! My biggest reaction was to Andy Cohen as Zeus, AKA wonky eye in the sky. It was very odd and I didn’t get the point of his disembodied head floating in the sky at all. I thought the housewives band was cute. I thought Kyle was particularly good. I didn’t think Lisa performed badly at all. I was surprised they were singing along. Continue reading
Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico. Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto Rico but that she did send Lisa a mean email.
Lisa points out that Brandi is all over the internet saying that Lisa used to live deep in the valley and filed for bankruptcy neither of which are true. Brandi’s reaction is to turn to Kyle for backup. Lisa says she has never lived in Calabasas. She moved from France to Beverly Park. Brandi paid $9.99 to look it up on an Internet site and so she knows Lisa lived there! Brandi is insane. Lisa mentions that they have owned many properties over the years. I can’t believe how long Brandi wants to argue that Lisa lived somewhere she did not. Good Grief.
Next up. Yolanda pretends that her issue with Lisa is that she did not visit her enough while she was ill. Which is bullshit. I am bored already. Yolanda expects her friends there when she wants to fingerpaint for her college aged daughter. I can’t.
They played pretty much every ridiculous scene Kim was in all at once. It was a whole lot of crazy. Kyle and Kim are close. This is incredibly boring. I literally keep zoning out. There is really no need to talk about Kim this much. Continue reading
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