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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Charity Case

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Between last night’s Nene drama and the Trump drama and the insanely good BB17 feeds that are still going on today, I have not been able to get to RHOOC until now. And frankly, I’m not really looking forward to the show. My I hate the new housewife post has been viewed A LOT since last night so I know it isn’t a fun show.

Heather sits down with Meghan because Heather has no compassion for Shannon and wants to be a shit stirrer again this season and finds Meghan to be the perfect minion in that regard. I swear the triumvirate of Heather, Meghan, and Tamra will be downfall of this series.  And just like that Tamra sticks her nose in it.  Shannon is crying in the bathroom. Meghan tries to kiss her alleged husband and he clinches his lips and flinches. Meghan tries to approach Shannon to apologize and then goes in on her again. Meghan is a bitch. Shannon walks away from Meghan again. Meghan needs to buy a clue.

Vicki returns home from Florida and she doesn’t feel well. Brooks and Vicki talk about juicing and um, other dietary changes Brooks is making to help with chemo.

Meghan has bought a friend to do all the wifely duties she doesn’t want to be bothered with. Brooks a brough an event planner to do all of the event work that she doesn’t want to be bothered with.

Heather is building a house. I bet you didn’t know that. It’s a lot of work for her to approve sinks and flooring. She has a  very hard life. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Off to Wine Cuntry!

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So I was busy remembering what having a real life was at 9. Now at 11:30  I am about to watch RHOOC. This may be more of a  random thoughts thing than a recap.

Random Thought #1 Meghan is not just a cunt satchel, she’s cunt checked luggage and a cunt trunk. Oh and the show has not started yet. There is still ten minutes of Odd Mom Out.  I am not hating this part of Odd Mom Out. It may grow on me. I didn’t know rich people did credit card roulette. I’ve seen it done. But more often with people not spending $6k for a lettuce leaf and some sake, there is usually a posturing for who “gets” to pay for it because they make more than the rest of us. I love when that happens. Because, peon.

Random Thought #2 Meghan wants it known that she was flirting with David. And she had the balls to call Shannon to ask for her help with a charity event. And she can’t believe that Shannon doesn’t like her.  Meghan’s whole story line seems to be “this one time at a hoe down, I was the hoe so I should so be on this show!”

Random Thought #3 Heather loves pretending she paid for the private jet. #PromotionalScene

Random Thought #4  Well that is a great Christian duo . Tamra “I’m saved so if you don’t like it, suck it!”  And Meghan “If a church sings all the verses, I don’t have time for that, I don’t want to spend my whole Sunday there.”   Sigh.  Sadly, these are the “Christians” of  2015 in the OC. I knew I was going to be bothered by this storyline. Not because I am particularly religious, but because I have great respect for those who truly are. This could be a new low for Bravo and that bar is below sea level. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Discussion Post

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Apparently, I am so unplugged I didn’t realize what show I was not going to recap tonight. OOOPS. It’s RHOOC. That makes me feel better, I actually prefer RHONY at this point. And the new bitch Meghan is why. Let’s see what she has to say shall we?

I can’t believe all of the feedback I got after the first episode: good, bad, and ugly. My first dose of stardom was overwhelming to say the least. I am shocked by all of the statements that were formed after I was on television for only a few minutes. I knew it was going to be a wild ride, so here we go.

It was mostly bad and ugly, wasn’t it? This blog just goes to show why.

Doesn’t Mexico sound fabulous! What I wouldn’t give to go on a relaxing summer vacation right now with my family. I’m a little green with envy that Vicki and Brooks can jet off to her place in Mexico while I am swamped with learning how to live with a 17 year-old and I get a little green every time I get on a plane it to go to St. Louis to see my husband and step-kids. However, I was a bit shocked to learn that Brooks is in the midst of his chemo and is going to Mexico. Some kind of physical strength he must have to be able to do that. Maybe it’s from all his holistic juicing and vitamin “cancer cures”.

Oh so you are going to be the kind of cunt who mocks people in chemotherapy?  Cunt. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap:

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For the second week in a row I have a headache after recapping Shah of Sunset. Also, WWHL is on a half an hour early tonight so I will be unable to recap that until tomorrow due to DVR scheduling conflicts.

Heather

So it’s time for a party and Heather is going to be the first this season. Oh dear God. She has a sparkling wine brand now.

This duo goes to a juice bar and places stupid orders. I hate people who have to micromanage food and drink orders.  Everyone is coming to Heather’s party except Vicki who has business in Florida.  Lizzy will be there and Tamra is very emotional for some reason. Crying for no reason.

Shannon
I am not going to recap this couples therapy shit. It’s ridiculous.

Meghan

The trophy wife goes shopping with the athlete to add some things that she likes to add to the house the last wife decorated. Jim continues to be an asshole and doesn’t want to buy anything Meghan wants but is interested in buying something for the kid’s room. They have only been married for four months. Both of these people are just horrid creatures.

Later these two get together for a Horrid Creature summit with Heather and Terry. Bleck. Apparently, they are going to the party at Vicki’s together.

Continue reading

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RHOOC Blog Roundup: Tamra Wins The Blogs This Week? WTF?

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So I just read through all the RHOOC blogs and was unimpressed by them. Shannon’s blog is all about her therapy and how they decided to do it on camera to help others in similar situations. Heather’s is all about how hard it is to build a ginormous mansion. Vicki’s is a Q & A about her relationship with Brooks. She seems to be finally setting limits with Brianna. Meghan’s is a vapid as you would expect. She referred to how cute she looked a couple times. So I settled on Tamra’s which was the most interesting. She is loving life as a “Tam-ma” not just to the new baby who is four months old now, but to the babies three step sisters as well. It seems she really has a great relationship with her daughter in law now. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County Season Premiere Recap: Under Construction

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It’s time for the premiere of Season Ten of Real Housewives of Orange County. So much of our lives wasted watching this nonsense, but I can’t look away.

Heather

We start with Heather in the kitchen with her kids making breakfast. Her youngest daughter who looks to be about 4 or five has a pacifier. Heather tells her to take it out because she is not in bed anymore. She refuses and Heather does nothing.  I see an orthodontics bill and a shrink bill in that one’s future. Heather goes right into how fine she is at the huge rental house they live in.  Pretentiousness already as they ride out to new house that has like 50 foot ceiling in the foyer and a porte cochere which is apparently a new word for them that describes essentially a driveway  that goes through a structure to an interior courtyard.   Which is not what they have. They have a canopy structure outside their front door that cars can drive under to avoid the elements when entering or leaving. I hate these people again in the very first scene. I can’t deal with another season of NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME! I AM RICH!  I’d love to just see their houses without all the constant bragging. Heather is exhausted by purchasing seven thousand dollar sinks for her beauty salon.

At the :40 Heather tells us she has 14 bathrooms in her house. I would be so embarrassed to say that on TV. Especially in California where water is at such a premium.

Vicki

Vicki goes to meet Shannon for dinner.  Shannon is already discussing her new yeast free diet. She doesn’t do salad dressing because it has vinegar. Um, vinegar is super good for you. What does vinegar have to do with yeast.  Vicki says that Brooks just moved into the house with her. Shannon says she is glad for her.  Brianna is pisssed about it. I don’t care. Brianna needs to put a sock in it.  Both Vicki and Shannon look lovely. Especially, Vicki.  Vicki says something about how Shannon and David are doing so well now, and Shannon looks like she is hiding something.

Tamra

Tamra is getting new boobs. Again.  Eddie looks terrible. What has she done to him. Tamra is now close with her new daughter-in-law, Sarah. Sarah is almost ready to have the baby. Tamra’s face looks different. She is not wearing much make-up, so that could be it. Tamra claims she learned last season to think twice before she speaks. She says she is going to tell people what they want to hear, “Life is beautiful and my breasts are real.”  Tamara says she is not going to share herself with anyone this season.

We get to see Tamra get new boobs. She is upset that none of her “friends” are there for this momentous occasion. Tamra is setting up a lonely victim storyline and I hate it.

Tamra is having a baby shower for herself. Um I mean he daughter in law.  It’s a country theme replete with hay bales. Her mom is there and so is her ex, Ryan’s dad.  Lynn Curtain also shows up. Continue reading

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I Already HATE The New Girl on Real Housewives of Orange County

It’s time to get ready for Season 10 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. I was thinking the other night that on Real Housewives of New York this season, I really don’t feel very strongly one way or the other about anyone on the show this season. I’m not a fan or any of them, I’m not a detractor of any of them. Some weeks I find one or two more interesting than the others. Other weeks I find myself on the other side of the argument. I’m not sure if that makes for a good season or not. We shall see.

The upcoming season of the Real Housewives of Orange County is a whole nuther ball of wax.  I like Vicki (& Brooks) and Shannon (& David)and I cannot stand Tamra Barney. Heather Dubrow is more likely to draw my disdain than my appreciation. But this new woman, Meghan King Edmonds I already despise. I may hate her more than Tamra Judge and I’ve only seen a few seconds of her.

Meghan is a 30-year-old married to a 44-year-old former baseball player. She takes every opportunity to mention that she was not looking to marry a professional athlete.  I guess his dick just sort of fell into her. They were engaged while he was still legally married and married nine months after his second divorce was final.  The husband, Jim Edmonds has four kids including  a 17-year-old daughter. Meghan pointed out recently that her 17-year-ol  stepdaughter’s  mother is “dying of cancer.”  That would be Jim’s first wife.  It made my blood boil to see this shameless hussy talking about the mother of her husband’s children in such a negative manner regardless of the nature of her diagnosis. Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Preview Looks AWESOME

Did Tamra just get baptized? Seriously, was that her?  Who died in Vicki’s family? I only know about the baseball players changing in and out. If you can catch me up to speed without mentioning other places. That would be groovy. Now, if you don’t mind. I am back on my mini vacation watching the Mad Men marathon…

*cheers*

It’s almost like being at the beach but not really.

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Real Housewives of Orange County Has Added Two New Wives

Meghan King Edmonds' Twitter is full of cuteness.

Meghan King Edmonds’ Twitter is full of cuteness.

I’m really not sure I am ready to even acknowledge RHOOC  yet, but the time for filming is already here.  Sadly, everyone is coming back. I was really hoping Tamra Judge would not be back. I am also over Heather DuBrow.  I am glad Vicki Gunvalson, Shannon Beador, and Lizzie Rovsek will return.

The Orange County franchise has also added two new women for Season Ten. Both are married to professional baseball players.  One looks like fun, and the other? I don’t know much about her except for a picture, and that is enough for me to suspect that the crazy is strong. Continue reading

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Vicki Gunvalson Shares Some Off-Season Tea

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Vicki Gunvalson is the last remaining original housewife and she has no plans to leave the Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicki gave an exclusive interview to US Weekly and caught us up on what is going on in her life.

The most shocking news from the interview is that Bravo threatened to demote her if she refused to continue filming with Brooks Ayers. Vicki and Brooks are back together and she has been supporting him through his fight with cancer. The Real Housewives of Orange County, perhaps more than any other franchise love a controversial partner. In fact, Shannon Beador’s husband is pretty much the most laid back male on the show. All of the others are pretty polarizing. Frankly, I’ve always liked Brooks. He’s a good ole Mississippi boy that I think is often misunderstood by the Orange Country crowd. Continue reading

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The Dubrows Are Reeling After Realizing Viewers Don’t Like Them

The 3 musketeers. Heather needs a better bra.

The 3 musketeers. Heather needs a better bra.

One of the only few new scenes on that abysmal Secrets Revealed episode was a date between Heather and Terry.  Terry seemed to have forgotten the fake anniversary that Heather had informed him, of leaving him to joke and be silly rather than romantic, as the occasion, fake or not, seemed to call for.  The scene became more odd when Heather presented Terry with a gift.  It was so beautifully packaged.  The exterior was so lovely and formal that Terry asked if the box itself was the gift. Considering that the gift was given between two people who are consumed with being pretty on the outside, it was quite the unintended metaphor of their life. What lied within the box continued to speak to the nature of their relationship. It was a photo album. Was is the traditional housewives gift of sexy photos meant to entice? A family album of how their family has grown since the days they met? Nope. It was photos of the old house. It was their first house in Orange County. Heather pointed out in the letter at the front of the album, that what lies within was not about personal relationships. It was about “securing their rightful place” in Orange County. It was emblematic of their social-climbing and financial status. It was a business portfolio.  It was a reflection of their business partnership.

When the Dubrows graced Andy with their presence on Watch What Happens Live, they were mortified that they lost the poll question and that the viewers overwhelmingly sided with the Beadors. It was almost as if they thought they had brought the Beadors down! Terry continued to sing the praises of Tamra, calling her a “straight shooter.” Heather continued to blame editing for her treatment of Shannon. It wasn’t until the poll results in the final minute of the show that they realized that the majority of viewers had stopped being supportive of them. When the previous season ended, we still found Terry’s bad jokes endearing, we were angry that Heather had deprived him of onion rings. Terry was riding a wave of viewer support even when Heather’s was beginning to ebb. But on that WWHL show, filmed after the reunion, the waves crashed around them and the ride was over. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Orange County: Number of Secrets Revealed? ZERO.

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Let’s be honest. Bravo does this to us every season. We are done. We are so done. But there are some things left unresolved. Surely, the will resolve them. We have hope. Yet resolution never comes. So here we go again. All we really care about seeing at this point is footage of the Marry, Shag Kill game at Heather’s Valentine’s Day party. We would be thrilled to just see one hour of that party completely unedited.

But that will never happen. We’re going to see Tamra insults that landed on the cutting room floor because there were so many. Probably more instances where Vicki and Tamra were uncouth in Bali. Likely, a few pretentious thoughts of Heathers. If we are lucky perhaps a loving scene between Christian and Lizzie.  But we will not be satisfied at the end of an hour. 70% will be recycled crap we have covered a thousand times. But there is always that shred of naïve hope that production will surprise us this one time… Continue reading

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