The way I feel about blogging about some subjects.
I will probably regret recapping this. I deliberately skipped last week’s episode. I just can’t with all the fools that think Brooks is faking cancer. It’s just ridiculous. But I shall forge ahead tonight in the hopes that the comments will not require constant moderation. The word cancer sends post directly to moderation on this site ever since the last nasty incident here. Please try to be respectful those with cancer whatever your opinions are on treatments and diets and the whole nine yards I’m begging you.
Sarah, Ryan, Tamra and the baby, Ava stop by to visit Vicki at her house. It seems that Vicki has offered her gorgeous backyard for the setting of the wedding. Tamra brings up that she wants to get baptized. Vicki brings up the incident with Shannon at dinner. On Vicki’s blog she says that Tamra and the rest of them were interrogating Brooks about his treatment at the gym. This of course was Tamra’s reason for inviting him, under the guise of a birthday celebration. Tamra explains what happens and Vicki at first believes they have prayed the cancer away. Then she realizes that Meghan is saying that Brooks doesn’t have cancer. Vicki chooses to opt out of the NASCAR event.
NASCAR is Meghan’s event through her husband. Jim keeps telling everyone he is “Jim Edmonds” and no one seems to recognize him. They get to go for a super fast lap around the track. I would not enjoy this even. Though I did go to some kind of a loud race once where you had to wear ear protection and you could literally feel the car noise in your body. It was fun, I had VIP passes and there were lots of hot guys there. My sister was fucking one of the drivers at the time. Well during that time. Not while he was racing. Continue reading
Wait! This episode is called Girl Code? Will they play Luann’s stupid song as background music? My sleep schedule seems to include a fit a narcolepsy that overlaps with prime time one way or another these days. So I am off to a late start tonight.
We begin back in paradise where the party is over and the hangovers have arrived. Heather tries to force the partiers to get up and go scuba diving. I predict that will not happen. Only Heather, Meghan, Lizzie and Tamra are able to rally for the scuba excursion. Of course the ladies aren’t certified scuba divers but that doesn’t matter since they aren’t really scuba diving, they are basically standing on the sandy bottom with a giant heavy metal helmet full of air on their heads. They are basically feeding the fish. It looks claustrophobic. Tamra agrees and doesn’t want to do it.
Vicki and Shannon finally make it out on the beach to enjoy the view and a hair of the dog. Vicki and Shannon talk about …..wait for it…David’s affair. He was having the affair for the entire they filmed last season. The other woman befriended Shannon and used to talk to her about Shannon’s marital issues. Shannon keeps talking about how she is only sharing the details with Vicki. And you know, a few million of us. Continue reading
Why doesn’t anyone like me?
I feel like it has been ten years since I watched this show. I had forgotten all about the wives trip to Tahiti! Tonight we are in for a skinny dip by Tamra, some voluntary swimming with the sharks, and some (well deserved) mean girl gossip about Meghan. Shall we?
As soon as they play the recap from last week, I realize why I had blocked that episode out. Meghan’s stupid bandana. I thought Heather liked her, why didn’t she tell her how ridiculous she looked? The girls are on a giant slow moving ferry and Vicki gets immediately seasick. Shannon still has SARS or whatever she caught on the plane. Things are off to a great start. But a few minutes later, everyone is up for champagne and a good lei. Another Tahitian greeting appears to be the flip flopping weiner dance. Tamra really enjoyed that.
The hotel is stuning. The bungalows are over the water with amazing views. Shannon is complaining about all the fattening treats laid out in her room. I am sure she will find a way to blame David for them being there. Continue reading
Filed under Brooks Ayers, Entertainment News, Heather Dubrow, Lizzie Rovsek, Meghan King Edmonds, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Tamra Barney, Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson
I spent the last three hours watching The Bachelorette finale with one eye and the Big Brother live feeds. Recapping RHOOC was not even on my radar. My reaction to this season of The Bachelorette is Canada is not as nice to us as I thought. The repeat is on now and I’m not sure I will be able to contribute much to this show, but I wanted you guys to have a place to chat.
It’s always weird to me to watch a show after someone who filmed has died. I guess Meghan is going to be stuck with the kid who is a senior in High School for five minutes until she flies the coop. This is an interesting situation. Housewives husbands and minor children do not get paid. But adult children do. Haley is not the child of a housewife. I wonder if she is getting a check for this? Because the thought is the mother will spread the money to her children, but Meghan has no money other than Bravo and Hayley is not her kid. Since Andy is in love with all things Cardinals, I’d bet this kid is being paid to be on camera with Meghan. It’s probably not a great idea to give a young woman whose mother just passed a lot of discretionary money. I am just saying. Continue reading
Filed under Entertainment News, Heather Dubrow, Jim Bellino, Meghan King Edmonds, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Tamra Barney, Tamra Judge, Terry Dubrow, Vicki Gunvalson
Guess who? Found it on Twitter Halloween 2014
I thought I would just start this recap with a picture of Meghan that we can all appreciate. This was her Halloween attire for her first Halloween party with her new husband. Someone commented that is was a great use of her wedding dress. I have started two “hate” threads in my 3-4 years of blogging. And the one for her was before I even saw an single episode. Click here to see who the other lucky recipient was.
Moving on to tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County it should be a rollercoaster of emotions. BTW, I think I need to put nine lemons in a bowl and put it in my financial sector. I keep meaning to do that every time I see Shannon’s tagline.
As Jim is doing all the moving while Meghan talks about how she does everything in the move. The she takes a phone call from Shannon and invites her to her Bunko party the next night. Instead of Meghan gracefully accepting the invitation she decides to go in on Shannon again. Shannon looks awesome but she has on a full face of makeup. Meghan refused to give Shannon an answer tells her she will get back to her. As Shannon says, “The balls on her!” Shannon calls back a few minutes later to tell Meghan that the whole concept of needing to prove herself to Meghan is ridiculous and she is welcome to come or not. Good for you Shannon.
Tamra and Vicki are at a spa talking about the wonders of grandchildren. Vicki thinks being a grandma will soften Tamra’s cold black heart. Then we have the infomercial part of the show. We are shown Vicki’s naked ass with no blurring! Actually, it was a great ass for someone of her age. I’d swap with her for sure.
Heather takes the kids for haircuts. Heather whines that she has to do everything. Yes, Heather, that is called being a mother. Oh joy, more fireworks are happening. This makes four nights in a row.
Heather does an appearance on Botched to have something cut out of her hand. WTF is in her hand? A plantar wart? Continue reading
Between last night’s Nene drama and the Trump drama and the insanely good BB17 feeds that are still going on today, I have not been able to get to RHOOC until now. And frankly, I’m not really looking forward to the show. My I hate the new housewife post has been viewed A LOT since last night so I know it isn’t a fun show.
Heather sits down with Meghan because Heather has no compassion for Shannon and wants to be a shit stirrer again this season and finds Meghan to be the perfect minion in that regard. I swear the triumvirate of Heather, Meghan, and Tamra will be downfall of this series. And just like that Tamra sticks her nose in it. Shannon is crying in the bathroom. Meghan tries to kiss her alleged husband and he clinches his lips and flinches. Meghan tries to approach Shannon to apologize and then goes in on her again. Meghan is a bitch. Shannon walks away from Meghan again. Meghan needs to buy a clue.
Vicki returns home from Florida and she doesn’t feel well. Brooks and Vicki talk about juicing and um, other dietary changes Brooks is making to help with chemo.
Meghan has bought a friend to do all the wifely duties she doesn’t want to be bothered with. Brooks a brough an event planner to do all of the event work that she doesn’t want to be bothered with.
Heather is building a house. I bet you didn’t know that. It’s a lot of work for her to approve sinks and flooring. She has a very hard life. Continue reading
So I was busy remembering what having a real life was at 9. Now at 11:30 I am about to watch RHOOC. This may be more of a random thoughts thing than a recap.
Random Thought #1 Meghan is not just a cunt satchel, she’s cunt checked luggage and a cunt trunk. Oh and the show has not started yet. There is still ten minutes of Odd Mom Out. I am not hating this part of Odd Mom Out. It may grow on me. I didn’t know rich people did credit card roulette. I’ve seen it done. But more often with people not spending $6k for a lettuce leaf and some sake, there is usually a posturing for who “gets” to pay for it because they make more than the rest of us. I love when that happens. Because, peon.
Random Thought #2 Meghan wants it known that she was flirting with David. And she had the balls to call Shannon to ask for her help with a charity event. And she can’t believe that Shannon doesn’t like her. Meghan’s whole story line seems to be “this one time at a hoe down, I was the hoe so I should so be on this show!”
Random Thought #3 Heather loves pretending she paid for the private jet. #PromotionalScene
Random Thought #4 Well that is a great Christian duo . Tamra “I’m saved so if you don’t like it, suck it!” And Meghan “If a church sings all the verses, I don’t have time for that, I don’t want to spend my whole Sunday there.” Sigh. Sadly, these are the “Christians” of 2015 in the OC. I knew I was going to be bothered by this storyline. Not because I am particularly religious, but because I have great respect for those who truly are. This could be a new low for Bravo and that bar is below sea level. Continue reading
Apparently, I am so unplugged I didn’t realize what show I was not going to recap tonight. OOOPS. It’s RHOOC. That makes me feel better, I actually prefer RHONY at this point. And the new bitch Meghan is why. Let’s see what she has to say shall we?
I can’t believe all of the feedback I got after the first episode: good, bad, and ugly. My first dose of stardom was overwhelming to say the least. I am shocked by all of the statements that were formed after I was on television for only a few minutes. I knew it was going to be a wild ride, so here we go.
It was mostly bad and ugly, wasn’t it? This blog just goes to show why.
Doesn’t Mexico sound fabulous! What I wouldn’t give to go on a relaxing summer vacation right now with my family. I’m a little green with envy that Vicki and Brooks can jet off to her place in Mexico while I am swamped with learning how to live with a 17 year-old and I get a little green every time I get on a plane it to go to St. Louis to see my husband and step-kids. However, I was a bit shocked to learn that Brooks is in the midst of his chemo and is going to Mexico. Some kind of physical strength he must have to be able to do that. Maybe it’s from all his holistic juicing and vitamin “cancer cures”.
Oh so you are going to be the kind of cunt who mocks people in chemotherapy? Cunt. Continue reading
For the second week in a row I have a headache after recapping Shah of Sunset. Also, WWHL is on a half an hour early tonight so I will be unable to recap that until tomorrow due to DVR scheduling conflicts.
So it’s time for a party and Heather is going to be the first this season. Oh dear God. She has a sparkling wine brand now.
This duo goes to a juice bar and places stupid orders. I hate people who have to micromanage food and drink orders. Everyone is coming to Heather’s party except Vicki who has business in Florida. Lizzy will be there and Tamra is very emotional for some reason. Crying for no reason.
I am not going to recap this couples therapy shit. It’s ridiculous.
The trophy wife goes shopping with the athlete to add some things that she likes to add to the house the last wife decorated. Jim continues to be an asshole and doesn’t want to buy anything Meghan wants but is interested in buying something for the kid’s room. They have only been married for four months. Both of these people are just horrid creatures.
Later these two get together for a Horrid Creature summit with Heather and Terry. Bleck. Apparently, they are going to the party at Vicki’s together.
Filed under Bravo, Brooks Ayers, Entertainment News, Heather Dubrow, Meghan King Edmonds, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge, Terry Dubrow, Vicki Gunvalson
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So I just read through all the RHOOC blogs and was unimpressed by them. Shannon’s blog is all about her therapy and how they decided to do it on camera to help others in similar situations. Heather’s is all about how hard it is to build a ginormous mansion. Vicki’s is a Q & A about her relationship with Brooks. She seems to be finally setting limits with Brianna. Meghan’s is a vapid as you would expect. She referred to how cute she looked a couple times. So I settled on Tamra’s which was the most interesting. She is loving life as a “Tam-ma” not just to the new baby who is four months old now, but to the babies three step sisters as well. It seems she really has a great relationship with her daughter in law now. Continue reading
It’s time for the premiere of Season Ten of Real Housewives of Orange County. So much of our lives wasted watching this nonsense, but I can’t look away.
We start with Heather in the kitchen with her kids making breakfast. Her youngest daughter who looks to be about 4 or five has a pacifier. Heather tells her to take it out because she is not in bed anymore. She refuses and Heather does nothing. I see an orthodontics bill and a shrink bill in that one’s future. Heather goes right into how fine she is at the huge rental house they live in. Pretentiousness already as they ride out to new house that has like 50 foot ceiling in the foyer and a porte cochere which is apparently a new word for them that describes essentially a driveway that goes through a structure to an interior courtyard. Which is not what they have. They have a canopy structure outside their front door that cars can drive under to avoid the elements when entering or leaving. I hate these people again in the very first scene. I can’t deal with another season of NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME! I AM RICH! I’d love to just see their houses without all the constant bragging. Heather is exhausted by purchasing seven thousand dollar sinks for her beauty salon.
At the :40 Heather tells us she has 14 bathrooms in her house. I would be so embarrassed to say that on TV. Especially in California where water is at such a premium.
Vicki goes to meet Shannon for dinner. Shannon is already discussing her new yeast free diet. She doesn’t do salad dressing because it has vinegar. Um, vinegar is super good for you. What does vinegar have to do with yeast. Vicki says that Brooks just moved into the house with her. Shannon says she is glad for her. Brianna is pisssed about it. I don’t care. Brianna needs to put a sock in it. Both Vicki and Shannon look lovely. Especially, Vicki. Vicki says something about how Shannon and David are doing so well now, and Shannon looks like she is hiding something.
Tamra is getting new boobs. Again. Eddie looks terrible. What has she done to him. Tamra is now close with her new daughter-in-law, Sarah. Sarah is almost ready to have the baby. Tamra’s face looks different. She is not wearing much make-up, so that could be it. Tamra claims she learned last season to think twice before she speaks. She says she is going to tell people what they want to hear, “Life is beautiful and my breasts are real.” Tamara says she is not going to share herself with anyone this season.
We get to see Tamra get new boobs. She is upset that none of her “friends” are there for this momentous occasion. Tamra is setting up a lonely victim storyline and I hate it.
Tamra is having a baby shower for herself. Um I mean he daughter in law. It’s a country theme replete with hay bales. Her mom is there and so is her ex, Ryan’s dad. Lynn Curtain also shows up. Continue reading
It’s time to get ready for Season 10 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. I was thinking the other night that on Real Housewives of New York this season, I really don’t feel very strongly one way or the other about anyone on the show this season. I’m not a fan or any of them, I’m not a detractor of any of them. Some weeks I find one or two more interesting than the others. Other weeks I find myself on the other side of the argument. I’m not sure if that makes for a good season or not. We shall see.
The upcoming season of the Real Housewives of Orange County is a whole nuther ball of wax. I like Vicki (& Brooks) and Shannon (& David)and I cannot stand Tamra Barney. Heather Dubrow is more likely to draw my disdain than my appreciation. But this new woman, Meghan King Edmonds I already despise. I may hate her more than Tamra Judge and I’ve only seen a few seconds of her.
Meghan is a 30-year-old married to a 44-year-old former baseball player. She takes every opportunity to mention that she was not looking to marry a professional athlete. I guess his dick just sort of fell into her. They were engaged while he was still legally married and married nine months after his second divorce was final. The husband, Jim Edmonds has four kids including a 17-year-old daughter. Meghan pointed out recently that her 17-year-ol stepdaughter’s mother is “dying of cancer.” That would be Jim’s first wife. It made my blood boil to see this shameless hussy talking about the mother of her husband’s children in such a negative manner regardless of the nature of her diagnosis. Continue reading