After months of uncertainty, it has finally been proven to my satisfaction that Brooks faked cancer. And we have E! News to thank for it. Amusingly, they are a part of NBC Universal and have managed to make Andy’s complete interview with Brooks on November 12th, irrelevant. And I must say, Brooks did not have his lies down with Andy like he did with E! News. If you look at Brooks hour long interview with E! he is quite believable and has an answer for everything. His main tell there was saying, “Thank you for asking” after the interviewer would ask him a hard question.
If Brooks had not falsified documents to bring in to E! he might have been able to leave things with people giving him the benefit of the doubt. Lord knows we here at TamaraTattles.com did everything we could to give him the benefit of the doubt. The very idea of faking cancer on a TV show where there is so much scrutiny is absurd to me. What is there to gain? Now he is facing the disgrace of a nation! Continue reading
Heather Dubrow’s first show! She introduces herself and says her guests will be Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador from The Real Housewives of Orange County and promises “We will find out once and for all if Brooks has cancer and whether or not the girls have banded together to ice Vicki out next season.”
She then introduces her assistant, Natalie, who handles everything in Heather and Terry Dubrow’s World: Botched, New Botched, this podcast, skincare line, this podcast, their new book, and feeds the leeches when there are no customers. I might have added the last part.
Show will be about health, wellness, beauty, gossip, travel –she’s finally answering all our questions about packing!! Tweet or Instagram at #dearheather
Tamra and Shannon are in traffic and since it’s live she has to fill time by talking about herself via The Autobiography of Heather Dubrow. Super snoozers about her “acting career” which included her time acting on Divorce Court. (Which *mind blown* I cannot believe that it’s not real! Who are all those people divorcing over $345?? Apparently, actors.) Heather couldn’t get an acting job, so she’s pretending how she was an in-demand singer (at Disneyland), a wedding singer, and in the house band for…. The Nanny for 4 years. So, she was on the set of the Nanny everyday and instead of getting a job acting, she is trying to hype up her singing and “stand-up comedy career.” Continue reading
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to come to a disgusting end. My only question is how low will Brianna go in all of this. The very first thing we hear is Brianna talking about Brooks and Tamra interrupting her to coach her on her details saying, “He talking about beating you and showing you his penis!” Because Tamra lives to stir the pot even when it is already at full boil. Next we get a montage of the psychic saying he doesn’t see cancer, and the harpies making wild accusations, an shoddy detective work by Meghan.
Tamra tells a story from last season when Heather was filming an episode of Hawaii 5-0 and they girls all went with her to Hawaii. She says that while they were their Vicki told her Brooks was worried he had cancer. She called him on the way home to see what the doctor said and he would not talk to her until she was alone. At that point he told her it was not cancer. Tamra says that Brooks plays the cancer card a lot to get sympathy.
Vicki directly says that she believes that Brooks has cancer. Tamra says that her very first year on the show, Vicki called and told her that someone she was very close with had pancreatic cancer (actually, Brianna interrupted to say it was pancreatic cancer) and was dying. She said she felt like she should leave Donn to be with him. WOW. This is news and Vicki is not denying any of it.
Just before the play Brooks interview, she says, “It’s so disgusting, the whole thing.” But it’s unclear what exactly she is referring to.
You might as well get the popcorn ready because the dramatic conclusion (ha!) of the Real Housewives of Orange County mercifully concludes TONIGHT, not on Monday in its regular time. This is great news for me since today is the first and it will get the blogging month off to a great start as we will only be outraged one last time about how brutal the other housewives are toward Vicki. Nothing makes you guys comment as much as these miserable reunions.
In this clip, it is clear that Andy is totally #TeamShannon as he seems to think that Shannon using Vicki as a listening ear to hear about the gory details of David’s cheating (imagine if we heard about his double dipping on her birthday, the level of detail she endured) amounts to emotional support for Vicki. Continue reading
Every version of this photo is stretched vertically. No good reunion photos exist.
I’m getting a late start because I have been working on a RHONY post all damn day and y’all probably won’t even find it that interesting. (Though I hope you do.) I think I might be subconsciously procrastinating to avoid recapping this crap. I’m going to try be invested in this post. I doubt I will be swayed away from Vicki’s side at this point. These women are just way over invested in hurting Vicki.
We started with some gross enema crap, then moved on to Heather has a great big house. I was bored and started doing some back end work and forgot I was supposed to be recapping right up until the part where Heather says she has two frozen totsicles. AKA fertilized eggs that they are not going to use. Andy immediately wants to buy them. They are Jewish totsicles and they have a doctor for a daddy. I have not doubt that Andy is serious as a heart attack. I imagine good Jewish eggs are hard to find. I’m serious.
Right after the first break we return with Jim Edmonds on the couch sitting right new to his special friend Andrew. He looks very nervous. Andy makes a joke about how in all of his years as a Cardinals fan, he never expected to see him on a reunion couch. Well, he is an idiot then, because this is the second wife Jim has tried to get on RHOOC and he seemed hell bent to keep on marrying women until Andy found one he liked. What a different season we would have had if the original baseball player had not had an ill-timed drug relapse and Jim got called up from the bench with that shrew he married in the third round draft pick. Continue reading
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From the looks of the reunion press releases, not much is going to happen this episode and the whole cancer drama won’t come to a head until the third part of the reunion. So what the hell will they talk about tonight?
Well, here we go. Andy says they got an unprecedented number of questions from the fans. Tamra says that Ryan and Sarah still live in the house in OC. I’m going to need Meghan to verify that because I’m pretty sure they are splitsville.
We are starting with Meghan’s “parenting skills.” We are starting the bash Vicki plan early by making it seem like parents of adopted children do have the same bond that parents who have genetic children. She never said that. She said that Meghan is a step-mom who needs to stay in her lane. This is a ridiculous line of discussion. Then Meghan gets dogpiled for saying mean things about Jim’s first wife. Both Shannon and Heather tell her that is unacceptable behavior.
Did the girls all get their dresses at Kohl’s? They are all very plain jane and cheap looking. Continue reading