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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

RHobh CastI am obsessed with losing badly at a new game I found called Just Words that you can play free on your laptop here. It’s Scrabble only you can’t put letters on both side of a word which makes it harder. And the dictionary they use is stupid but there is no penalty if you try a word that isn’t a real word. Anyway. Sorry, I did not preload for this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  so it will take longer than usual.

Kyle goes to meet Kim who is sick and so are all of her kids. But she has to go see her mother of the bride dress and stuff. She is terrified of getting sick before her vacation to Spain but if she doesn’t go Kim will not get paid for this episode so, she dashes in and out.

Brandi is doing a podcast these days. Is that a lucrative thing? I’m serious I don’t know. Anyway the podcast guy is wants to advertise more but since it is Brandi Unfiltered he wants to make it more “family friendly.”  Um, no. Don’t do that Brandi. You are not a family friendly person. I don’t mean that in a bad way. But if a podcast is anything like a blog, you don’t get viewers by trying to please everyone. Don’t ask me how I know this. Be your usual unfiltered trash mouthed self. I promise you will do much better as you than worrying about offending people. Because  offending people is half the fun. I would not change a thing. Of course she says she will filter herself for financial gain. Sigh.

Why is Mauricio says he is trying to be sure he has the “right passports?” Um… a) does he have a stash of “wrong passports” because you turn the old one in when you get a new one and (TWO)  Aren’t they rich people that travel all the time? I know right where my “right passport” is at all times in case the Zombie Apocalypse comes and I have to book somewhere. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premier (Recap)

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I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to recap quickly. Thanks in advance!

Kyle is getting ready for the white party! YAY!  This year it comes first which is weird because no one can be disinvited at the door for being a litigious cuntsicle! #Taylor. I’ve seen this Justin guy before. Didn’t he help some housewives dress as drag queens or for the Gay Pride Parade or something? I’m not kidding. The White Party has gotten huge and now has a major budget. Kyle is still trying to push a reluctant Sophia into modeling. She is tall and gorgeous but she’s never liked modeling or being on the show.

Kyle claims she has not seen Lisa Vanderpump since the reunion. From here on out I will call Lisa Vanderpump  “Pump” and Lisa Rinna “Lisa.”

Brandi and Yolanda are going for a fitness walk. David plays the piano for us low lives. We are not worthy. Brandi is still up Yolanda’s butt. Which explains why Pump was cool towards her on WWHL. OMG. Yo has a swatter on her property who has set up a little beachside dress shop right on the highway/right of way for PCH. (wait for someone to correct me)  She asks if he knows she is on her property and he is laying back playing on his phone saying ” No Mon, I did not know.” lol. He’s so chill. Hell I thought they were going for a walk on the beach why are the out on the highway? They finally find the beach. Yo tries to explain to Brandi about being connected to the earth. She didn’t get it. Yo talks about Gigi’s success. She really has hit the big time. Brandi mentions she is homeless (AGAIN) and tries to move in. The house she is talking about moving in now, I think  she got tossed out of that too. Brandi starts trashing Pump. Yo tries to get Brandi to connect with nature again. It doesn’t work. Sad. Continue reading

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Bravo Real Estate Update!

Andy and Wacha Enjoy the Hamptoms

Andy and Wacha Enjoy the Hamptoms Photo: Twitter

I’ve got bits and pieces of real estate information I have been meaning to do something with for a while. I suppose the time has come. Let’s start with tamaratattles.com exclusive tea on Andy Cohen!

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Andy Cohen seems very happy lately. Sure, Andy Cohen always seems happy but lately there have been a lot of interesting things going on in his life. He got a dog named Wacha and he sure is a proud parent. He’s going to the Hamptons. He is writing his next book; life is good.

Life is so good that Andy is moving on up in the real estate arena as well. Andy is in love with his  two-bedroom apartment in one of the Bing & Bing buildings in the West Village that he bought in 2003. He loves the neighborhood, and his apartment has great views.  So why would he move?  Well, he isn’t moving. What he is doing is buying an adjacent apartment and doubling the size of his current abode!  I guess those book deals are paying some major coin!  Congrats, Andy. This is the only real estate report of have with no shadiness involved. Click here for more info on Andy’s apartment! Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Secrets Revealed

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Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.

Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.

Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3:

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So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two.  I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting they say under their names below. Meanwhile I am twelve minutes in and would rather watch Nene Leakes do the rumba with a half nekkid man on repeat for an hour than watch this crap. Bring out the men. Give us something new! Anything except Brandi whining about Scheana (which is what this whole season has been about, Brandi’s jealousy of some waitress at a WeHo bar or Kyle continuing to bring up her husband’s infidelity over and over while begging no one else to mention it.

I think the next person that Yolanda tells to stay out of it should slap her upside the head! She is acting like someone moderating a debate on global warming. I’m cranky and I want her slapped! No sooner did I type this did Yolanda cut of Joyce and Joyce said, “You love to be the referee! You love to play director!” Yolanda does this snide laugh and says, “Did you hear what she said?” as if Joyce had said she had three heads.  Andy takes Yolanda’s side and goes back on my shit list. He is such a power hungry person. Yolanda can be as hideous as she wants he will never call her out because of David Foster. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap Part One

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 2014Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico.  Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto Rico but that she did send Lisa a mean email.

Lisa points out that Brandi is all over the internet saying that Lisa used to live deep in the valley and filed for bankruptcy neither of which are true. Brandi’s reaction is to turn to Kyle for backup. Lisa says she has never lived in Calabasas. She moved from France to Beverly Park.  Brandi paid $9.99 to look it up on an Internet site and so she knows Lisa lived there!  Brandi is insane. Lisa mentions that they have owned many properties over the years. I can’t believe how long Brandi wants to argue that Lisa lived somewhere she did not. Good Grief.

Next up. Yolanda pretends that her issue with Lisa is that she did not visit her enough while she was ill. Which is bullshit. I am bored already. Yolanda expects her friends there when she wants to fingerpaint for her college aged daughter. I can’t.

They played pretty much every ridiculous scene Kim was in all at once. It was a whole lot of crazy. Kyle and Kim are close. This is incredibly boring. I literally keep zoning out. There is really no need to talk about Kim this much. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright

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Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago.  Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken smartly decided to fly home earlier that morning. Yolanda claims to have check on their whereabouts with the concierge. A much more viable scenario is that production chose her to be the carrier pigeon for this particular bit of intel as Yolanda could care less where Lisa and Ken are.  Yolanda declares they will not discuss Ken and Lisa any further on the remainder of the trip. I give them five minutes.

The ladies seem to enjoy the ginormous lizards of Puerto Rico. That is the only bad thing about the beaches of Curacao, by the way. I hate those things.  Brandi and Kim decide the best behavior they can think of is to risk getting arrested in Puerto Rico by wading in a fountain. It never ceases to amaze me that these women have absolutely no idea how to behave in other parts of the world. Puerto Rico looks beautiful. Wait, Kyle is talking about the 100th birthday of Beverly Hills that the Chamber of Commerce is putting on. Didn’t we already do that? Was that an out of sequence editing error? I suppose it is another function. Perhaps there were many 100th Beverly Hills Anniversary parties. Continue reading

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RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors

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Photo Credit: Mr. Wizard @MyMagicMobi on Twitter

Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true.  I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts.  What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything.

I find it amusing that the same sites who claim to know who is leaving RHOBH insist that Lisa and Yolanda are BFFs and have formed some sort of alliance to get Mohammed’s finance, Shiva Safai, on the show. Especially considering Lisa is retweeting the above picture on twitter. Continue reading

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Is There Trouble in Paradise for Yolanda and David Foster?

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Say it isn’t so! Is it possible that David Foster is losing interest in his fourth wife so soon?  The seemingly perfect couple married on November 11, 2011 (The same day Kim Zolciak married Kroy Biermann)  how is it possible that the bloom is already off the lemon blossom?  Could it be that David feels like he married a lemon after Yolanda was diagnosed with “chronic lyme disease” with in a year of their marriage? Is it the curse of the Real Housewives Franchise? What is going on here? Well, for one thing they are frantically liquidating their assets!

Remember this little guessing game I like to play with you guys that infuriates you because I never give the answers? It was a video of a beautiful apartment for sale in coast in British Columbia for a mere 5 million dollars? I actively campaigned for someone to hit the donate button for with a five million dollar contribution, but sadly no one bit. Anyway, that was David’s Canadian apartment. I haven’t check to see if it sold, but the point is they were trying to unload it. That was in July of 2013, a mere 20 months after their happy union. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion: It’s Wrap!

Andy Cohen with Giggy after the reunionAndy Cohen just announced that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion just finished filming at 9 pm their time. I suppose if they hurry home they can see some of the Opening Ceremonies. What a crappy night to film the reunion, Andrew.  Andy tweeted “Oh LORD we JUST wrapped #RHOBHReunion – it is a DOOZY. very emotional.”  Earlier in the reunion he tweeted, ” Still shooting #RHOBHReunion – all I can say is I would’ve made a damn good therapist :-)”

As Brandi Glanville headed into the reunion this morning she tweeted, “Im not “going after “ANYONE im just speaking my truth and owning my shit.” Which means she was loaded for bear. Update: However, it seems like she left wanting her Mommy.  After the reunion she posted, that she was glad Jennifer was there and, “I want my mommy my daddy and my ..,. Gaygent- goodnight.”

Kyle tweeted early this morning as well, “Cocktail dresses, stilettos , false eyelashes & diamonds all before 7am. Sounds like #Reunion day to me #RHOBH.”  Kyle wore a plum bandage dress with two sleeves and two sholders! I really like it! It’s for sale at her shop! Link to picture. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Carlton Continues to Look For Tits on an Ant

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Lisa and Kyle are meeting with Kevin Lee the crazy party planner to plan a birthday dinner for Ken and Mauricio. Kyle wants it black tie chic to be the antithesis of Carlton’s nasty pool orgy. Yolanda will be at David’s daughter’s wedding. Kyle says to invite Carlton because they are on good terms.  Oh Kyle. It’s Carlton, the Eternally Offended Witch. You will never be on good terms.

Joyce invites Carlton to lunch. Carlton makes fun of Joyce for not knowing the word flippancy,  I know plenty of native English speakers who could not define that word. I think because Joyce speaks English flawlessly, without even a hint of accent, makes people assume it is her first language and judge her intelligence on her English vocabulary. Joyce says that she respects everyone’s religion. She would like to let Joyce know that she does not want her to threaten anymore spells on her. She explains that when she went home from Yolanda’s party, her husband became very ill quite out of the blue. Carlton does not do black magic anymore because her kids were born.  Carlton is offended. Carlton threatened her with spells just the last time they were together and now she is offended that Joyce’s storyline is to believe her.

Yo is packing up Gigi to send her to NYC. Kim is getting matching tattoos with Kimberly to prepare for her leaving the nest. Kim says that in the afterlife she is going to be a butterfly and when he kids see a butterfly that will be her. Um, that freaks me out because my mother never said that to me, and then shortly after she died I had an encounter with a butterfly and I just knew it was her. I saw them A LOT shortly after she died and my sisters had the same experience. I still see her from time to time but not as often. Kinda freaky. The tattoos are on their inner wrists and were painful. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If All Else Fails, Cry

real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-4-what-planet-does-brandi-glanville-live-onWe return to the lovely dinner party Lisa has arranged with Brandi still screaming “Shut the Fuck Up!”  Michael is asking her very politely to watch her language. Brandi tries to play the victim card saying she has no husband to speak up for her. Correct, Brandi and there is a reason for that. You have no idea how to behave in public. Brandi continues on telling Micheal and Joyce to shut the fuck up. Joyce says, she thought that Brandi just needed rehab, but that perhaps this is just who Brandi is.  Brandi is highly offended by that simple observation. Joyce rattles off a list of Brandi’s offenses in return.

Brandi is out classed and drunk and unsure of how to proceed. Oh wait, it’s the poor pitiful Brandi card. That always works. Especially if tears are involved. She blurts out “I miss my puppy.”  Oddly, she also throws out “I’m not lying! I am telling the truth!” in a way that makes no sense to the conversation unless something was edited. Lisa and Yolanda and Ken baby her as if none of her hideous behavior before ever happened. Because surely, if one is missing their dog, they have free reign to be as nasty as they want to be to others at a dinner party. Brandi leaves. Continue reading

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