Say it isn’t so! Is it possible that David Foster is losing interest in his fourth wife so soon? The seemingly perfect couple married on November 11, 2011 (The same day Kim Zolciak married Kroy Biermann) how is it possible that the bloom is already off the lemon blossom? Could it be that David feels like he married a lemon after Yolanda was diagnosed with “chronic lyme disease” with in a year of their marriage? Is it the curse of the Real Housewives Franchise? What is going on here? Well, for one thing they are frantically liquidating their assets!
Remember this little guessing game I like to play with you guys that infuriates you because I never give the answers? It was a video of a beautiful apartment for sale in coast in British Columbia for a mere 5 million dollars? I actively campaigned for someone to hit the donate button for with a five million dollar contribution, but sadly no one bit. Anyway, that was David’s Canadian apartment. I haven’t check to see if it sold, but the point is they were trying to unload it. That was in July of 2013, a mere 20 months after their happy union. Continue reading
David Foster was in British Columbia early this month for yet another fundraiser. That man does a lot of fundraising! While he was there he gave an interview that revealed why someone as rich as Yolanda agreed to do the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the first place.
It really was obvious if you were paying attention. The lemons, the cleanses, the refrigerator to die for, Suzanne Somers dropping by to discuss bioidentical hormone therapy, the exercising scenes. It truly does all make sense now.
Click through for all the tea! Continue reading
We are back on Bitch Mountain where the RHOBH are trying to give the RHONY a run for their money. Can this drunken stupidity become more memorable than Scary Island? Brandi is drunk (as usual) and Lisa actually defends Kyle. Brandi is so drunk she keeps losing track of who she is attacking. Yolanda who is probably not drunk seems to be acting as Brandi’s drunk to English translator. Thank God Yolanda is multilingual.
Oh dear. Kim’s talking head. I will refrain from commenting about it until we see a bit more of it. But what I just saw was concerning.
Kyle has left the table and is sobbing in another room. And Yolanda comforts her? She and Brandi are the reason she is crying. Nonetheless, they both hug it out while saying that the other has a lot to deal with at the moment. Yolanda seems very hot and cold toward Kyle. In her talking head she talks about what is important in life, and putting the Kyle stuff behind her, but still slips in a few stabs and Kyle and Kim.
Then Lisa hugs Kyle. Lisa tastefully closes the bathroom door because Kim is in there talking about her panties being in a literal wad as she attempts I suppose to use the bathroom. Kim in her green dress talking head says “Don’t shut the door in my face.” I need to see more of Kim’s talking head in the blue dress. Kim tells Lisa not to tell her what to do. Continue reading
Filed under Brandi Glanville, Carlton Gebbia, David Foster, Joyce Giraud, Joyce Giraud de Ohoven, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster
Oh um, hi. Sorry. I was totally mesmerized by Yolanda Foster’s home and infinity pool. I totally had to sit there and gawk at the view. Yolanda’s brother and mother have flown in from Holland for the reveal of David Foster’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
The editing on RHOBH makes recapping a PITA. You get a tiny little clip of nothing from Brandi, and a tiny little clip of nothing from Kyle…. Basically, everyone has dogs and everyone is discussing whether or not Mauricio is a dog. Well, everyone except Carlton. Carlton is a witch, so she has a black cat, who she is taking in for acupuncture treatments.
Kyle and Joyce go to get weirdo Beverly Hills facials. Joyce wants to take everyone to Palm Springs but she is a bit wary of Lisa. Continue reading
Filed under Brandi Glanville, Carlton Gebbia, David Foster, Joyce Giraud, Joyce Giraud de Ohoven, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Mauricio Umansky, Mohamed Hadid, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster