Really? Has it come to this? The thirst is real y’all. Y’all know I am obsessed with the seating order. For the record, Camille got first chair followed by Adrienne and then Taylor. The drinking word is Brandi. Let’s hope they say it zero times. The game was Hot Po-Titties where they had to try to say something nice about Brandi. It did not go well. Someone commented today in a post simply, “Ho Po-titties” I was reading via email and was like, WTF? Now I get it. Brandi tweeted assuming we all care about her situation with these three. She said she is great with Camille, she’s working on it with Adrienne and she is indifferent to Taylor.
Click through for my assessment of the three. Continue reading
I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to recap quickly. Thanks in advance!
Kyle is getting ready for the white party! YAY! This year it comes first which is weird because no one can be disinvited at the door for being a litigious cuntsicle! #Taylor. I’ve seen this Justin guy before. Didn’t he help some housewives dress as drag queens or for the Gay Pride Parade or something? I’m not kidding. The White Party has gotten huge and now has a major budget. Kyle is still trying to push a reluctant Sophia into modeling. She is tall and gorgeous but she’s never liked modeling or being on the show.
Kyle claims she has not seen Lisa Vanderpump since the reunion. From here on out I will call Lisa Vanderpump “Pump” and Lisa Rinna “Lisa.”
Brandi and Yolanda are going for a fitness walk. David plays the piano for us low lives. We are not worthy. Brandi is still up Yolanda’s butt. Which explains why Pump was cool towards her on WWHL. OMG. Yo has a swatter on her property who has set up a little beachside dress shop right on the highway/right of way for PCH. (wait for someone to correct me) She asks if he knows she is on her property and he is laying back playing on his phone saying ” No Mon, I did not know.” lol. He’s so chill. Hell I thought they were going for a walk on the beach why are the out on the highway? They finally find the beach. Yo tries to explain to Brandi about being connected to the earth. She didn’t get it. Yo talks about Gigi’s success. She really has hit the big time. Brandi mentions she is homeless (AGAIN) and tries to move in. The house she is talking about moving in now, I think she got tossed out of that too. Brandi starts trashing Pump. Yo tries to get Brandi to connect with nature again. It doesn’t work. Sad. Continue reading
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Adrienne confirms she is back as a friend of Lisa Vanderpump’s on the next season of RHOBH. It sounds like Lisa Rinna causes a ruckus (probably with Brandi, I think the likes all of the others). Continue reading
TMZ has a new post up today about what appears to be a new lawsuit from Camille Grammer filed against he ex-boyfriend Dimitri. What is it with the housewives who just keep on suing people in every possible court despite losing? Camille does not need this guy’s money. He probably doesn’t even have money to pay her if she manages to win. This all began back in October of 2013 when Camille and Dimitri were in Texas for Camille to have a medical procedure related to her cancer treatment. Camille alleges that Dimitri attacked her in their hotel room after she questioned him about a phone call he received. Dimirti has a slightly different version of the story. Camille filed charges against Dimitri, but the grand jury determined there was not enough evidence to prove her case. Dimitri filed a civil case claiming defamation of character and malicious prosecution against Camille in June.
Today’s TMZ report seems to be a new civil case filed my Camille over the Texas hotel incident in which she now brings up new information like Dimitri slipping a penis ring on her favor when she wad drugged up in the hospital. And he also once shoved a hot dog in her face on a Hawaiian vacation. Continue reading
Well, this is interesting news. TMZ is reporting that Camille and Adrienne are returning to RHOBH in a “Friend of” capacity. I am not sure if I believe this or not. I was unable to find anything to confirm their return (although I admit to not trying to hard) other than this story:
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills producers have lured back 2 big stars … one of whom they fired. Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof are the secret to restoring the show to its former ratings glory … at least that’s what producers are banking on — sources connected with the show tell TMZ.
Pretty ironic … Camille was fired after her divorce from Kelsey. Her problem … she went from crazy to boring after her divorce. Adrienne was a hell-freezes-over type girl, because we’re told producers said they would NEVER work with her again after she quit the show.
Someone is lying, but who? Gif Credit: RealityTVGifs
Dimitri Charalambopoulos has filed a civil lawsuit against Camille Grammer claiming defamation, malicious prosecution, fraud for her false allegations of abuse. Dimitri claimsup and pulling hair from her hairbrush to scatter around the room. Um, How would he know that if he was not there? Dimitri is shocked that Camille concocted the story after he cared for her post cancer surgery, doing everything from helping her shower to draining her catheter bag. That part does ring true since he was out there to care for her after her cancer surgery.
Dimitri says that Camille has basically ruined his reputation and his life and he is suing for damages. Continue reading
WTF? Dimitri Charalambopoulos went in front of a grand jury today over charges of assault and battery by Camille Grammer. The jury decided there was not enough evidence to go trial, despite tons of pictures showing Camille’s injuries at the time, to indict. Camille has been granted a restraining order which I believe was extended.
ALLEDGEDLY, while recovering from surgery in a Houston hotel room on October 16th, her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos brutally attacked her over and over for nearly an hour! Continue reading
Okay, so a couple of days ago, I had this idea for a blog where I would go through EVERY SINGLE ONE of Brandi’s RHOBHs blogs and pull out all the parts that relate to her changing alliances and especially feeling toward Lisa. God that was a dumb idea. I realized it was dumb after the first six hours or so of cutting and pasting. But for some reason I just could not toss all that cutting and pasting out. Nor could I just stop and not finish. So here is with limited commentary. I am really trying to see how Brandi got to be team captain for the Richards Sisters at this reunion. This really doesn’t clear up a damn thing. It will give you some clues and some LOL moments regarding her hypocrisy. I hope you enjoy. Or at least despise reading it less than I despised creating it! Leave lots of comments to let me know your observations.
Poor Camille Grammer. It seems, as Patti Stanger would say, her picker is off. After getting her life back in order after divorcing Kelsey Grammer, Camille took up with a greek boytoy named Dimitri Charalambopoulos. They went in to business together, which I assume essentially means that Camille gave his vitamin business a financial infusion, and we didn’t hear much more out of her. That point is important as there are now conflicting reports about what happened last October in a Houston hotel room.
Here is Camille’s verision:
It seems that Dimitri got a phone call from another woman who was screaming at him on the phone. This caused and argument between Camille and Dimitri. He grabbed her by the hair ripping out handfuls of hair and threw her on the bed. He also broke her iPhone so she could not call for help!
Dimitri apparently flew into a rage and according to documents obtained by TMZ, Camille claims Dimitri “squeezed my nose between his finger and pushed upward forcefully, covering my mouth in an attempt to silence me to prevent me from breathing.” Camille also claims Dimitri shoved her on the hotel bed, “repeatedly slamming my head and face into the furniture and completely immobilizing me.” She claims he said, “I wanna smash your head in. I’ll give you a reason to call the cops.” according to the documents filed. Camille was in court to file for a restraining order. The restraining order was granted. Continue reading
Wow. So much bad news for Camille Grammer today. First, it seems she is being treated for cancer. While recovering from surgery in a Houston hotel room on October 16th, her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos brutally attacked her over and over for nearly an hour! Continue reading
How did I not now that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was an educated, intelligent author? I have been enjoying watching him and other minor celebrities (he’s the only household name on the show, the others are…um..not) on Splash! There, I said it. For reasons I am not very clear on, Kareem has written a nearly 3000 word article for HuffPo about the real housewives. It’s interesting. But for today’s too long, didn’t read, Internet user, I will include some of my favorite parts below for those who don’t want to read the whole thing. And for the new folks that like reading such things I will direct you to another post I made, which is one of my favorites about Camille Paglia’s take on The Real Housewives franchises. After that story was brought to Bravo’s attention, Andy had Camille on WWHL. I’m predicting we see Karrem on WWHL soon.
EDIT: Kareem’s article is quite lengthy. It is not my intention to twist the intent of his writing to conform to my perceptions of it. I encourage you all to go to the link and read the entire thing and not rely on my extractions and commentary as representative of his opinion or overall assessment. I simply picked the most interesting points he made from my perspective to review. Your interpretations may vary widely.
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion begins with Andy telling everyone that Adrienne is not longer with us. I love how he says that her last act as a housewife is being a chickenshit. Lisa says that if you sign up to be on a reality show you can’t then sue when someone brings things up about you. Yolanda says that her not returning is a known consequence of not showing up for the finale. Lisa says that Adrienne is leaking stories to the tabloids saying that she quit, when that is not true and Lisa knows she wanted to stay. Even Kyle is doing some back-pedaling to distance herself from Adrienne.
Andy still won’t say what Brandi said about Adrienne. I guess the lawsuit is still in place. But we do get a retrospective of all of Brandi’s altercations with Adrienne and Paul. It’s quite the body of work for a new housewife. When Bernie put out negative info in the media about Paul, Paul called Brandi and apologized to her. Brandi clears up the lawsuit/letter debate by saying that she was friends with someone named Geneva who worked for Adrienne. Adrienne thought that Geneva was telling Brandi information so Adrienne sent Geneva a letter with Brandi’s name included. It sounds like a basic cease and desist letter Geneva’s lawyer called Brandi’s lawyer and said that Adrienne’s lawyer was going to go forward with a lawsuit if Brandi (and Geneva) did not agree to sign a non-disclosure. Did everyone follow that? Good.
Kyle says that her favorite part of the season was the big party in Ojai. Thus ends the Kyle segment, apparently. Continue reading
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