Andy thinks the Dutch boy is hot. He also thinks that Brandi’s slap was playful. He probably should not rely to heavily on his thinking.
Andy brings up the drama about the Palm Springs house. Because, why not. Andy says that Adrienne is such a sensitive caring person Andy says the sisters had not spoken in four months until the reunion. That’s because Kingsley mauled Kyle’s kid and put her in the hospital! What is wrong with Andrew tonight?
Taylor claims to be very close with Kyle and so she is very upset with Kim. Camille says that Brandi should not be in between the two sisters. Continue reading
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt is done by a company who puts these thins on for corporate team bonding. It requires problem solving and teamwork. Kim is bitching about it already and they haven’t even started yet. This reminds me of the time we all had to stand in a circle in the parking lot of the school and throw a giant dead fish at someone in the parking lot and give them a compliment. I hate that shit. But this seems fun. I like scavenger hunts and keep wanting to go geocaching. But that would require leaving you fucknuts unsupervised.
Anyway, no time for fascinating personal stories, I have a Jodi Arias blog to get back to. Let’s get this recap up and done! Kyle is captain of Team #1 ( Brandi & Camille) Eileen is captain of Team #2 ( Kim and Lynn) and Yo is captain of Team #3 ( Lisa & Lisa) they select teams by random draw. Clearly this was not random at all and Team Three will win.
Team #1 has all the stupid people except Kim. They can’t finish the first task. Eileen is handicapped by Kim. I don’t know who this random Lyn person is. Am I supposed to? Actually, Team #3 is dumber than I expected. Eileen may have to win this despite her two person handicap. Yolanda sucks at cooperating with her own team. Kim is even worse.
At the finish line all the cheating comes out. Eileen’s team basically won for not cheating. The entire scavenger hunt took less than four minutes. They made it seem like it was all day event. In Brandi’s talking head she says there is nothing Kyle can say to make up for what she has said to her. Really? That’s hilarious. Production kicks Camille and Lynn out so that serious fake filming can begin. Yolanda announces that everyone is going to Amsterdam. Brandi says that they can smoke pot. Vanderpump and Rinna want to do it too. Brandi says “It’s amazing there’s hookers and windows!” While I did walk through the red light district with my parents as a kid, (what were they going to do with me?) I was more traumatized by the Anne Frank House and the Dutch boy who my parents and his parents made us take a picture together. #ChildhoodTrauma
Why would Yolanda have a man on standby to run out and fix the dishwasher but no maid in sight to load the dishwasher? She’s rich, and deathly ill! Two fabulous excuses not to lift a finger! Yolanda explains that the Dutch are assholes. You would know this if you had ever been to Holland, or even Curacao. I still think Germans are worse. Continue reading
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Camille Grammer was on The Doctors today to discuss her battle with cancer. Because both her mother and her grandmother had cancer, she was testes for genetic markers at age 34 and she found out she did in fact carry the gene. The doctors wanted her to have a hysterectomy but she didn’t want to go through medical menopause at 34. She now regrets that she decided not to have the hysterectomy. Later she developed stage two endometrial cancer. She had a radical hysterectomy with intense chemotherapy. Camille is now working to spread awareness for endometrial cancer. She says she is trying to get the word out that when you are young and test positive for the genetic markers, save yourself a lot of fear and chemo and get the hysterectomy. Continue reading
Really? Has it come to this? The thirst is real y’all. Y’all know I am obsessed with the seating order. For the record, Camille got first chair followed by Adrienne and then Taylor. The drinking word is Brandi. Let’s hope they say it zero times. The game was Hot Po-Titties where they had to try to say something nice about Brandi. It did not go well. Someone commented today in a post simply, “Ho Po-titties” I was reading via email and was like, WTF? Now I get it. Brandi tweeted assuming we all care about her situation with these three. She said she is great with Camille, she’s working on it with Adrienne and she is indifferent to Taylor.
Click through for my assessment of the three. Continue reading
I’m so excited. I am have a few technical issues but I am up and running with some twine and duct tape! I loved all the openings. I’m going to let you guys capture them for me in comments if you don’t mind because I know this is going to be a hard one to recap quickly. Thanks in advance!
Kyle is getting ready for the white party! YAY! This year it comes first which is weird because no one can be disinvited at the door for being a litigious cuntsicle! #Taylor. I’ve seen this Justin guy before. Didn’t he help some housewives dress as drag queens or for the Gay Pride Parade or something? I’m not kidding. The White Party has gotten huge and now has a major budget. Kyle is still trying to push a reluctant Sophia into modeling. She is tall and gorgeous but she’s never liked modeling or being on the show.
Kyle claims she has not seen Lisa Vanderpump since the reunion. From here on out I will call Lisa Vanderpump “Pump” and Lisa Rinna “Lisa.”
Brandi and Yolanda are going for a fitness walk. David plays the piano for us low lives. We are not worthy. Brandi is still up Yolanda’s butt. Which explains why Pump was cool towards her on WWHL. OMG. Yo has a swatter on her property who has set up a little beachside dress shop right on the highway/right of way for PCH. (wait for someone to correct me) She asks if he knows she is on her property and he is laying back playing on his phone saying ” No Mon, I did not know.” lol. He’s so chill. Hell I thought they were going for a walk on the beach why are the out on the highway? They finally find the beach. Yo tries to explain to Brandi about being connected to the earth. She didn’t get it. Yo talks about Gigi’s success. She really has hit the big time. Brandi mentions she is homeless (AGAIN) and tries to move in. The house she is talking about moving in now, I think she got tossed out of that too. Brandi starts trashing Pump. Yo tries to get Brandi to connect with nature again. It doesn’t work. Sad. Continue reading
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Adrienne confirms she is back as a friend of Lisa Vanderpump’s on the next season of RHOBH. It sounds like Lisa Rinna causes a ruckus (probably with Brandi, I think the likes all of the others). Continue reading
TMZ has a new post up today about what appears to be a new lawsuit from Camille Grammer filed against he ex-boyfriend Dimitri. What is it with the housewives who just keep on suing people in every possible court despite losing? Camille does not need this guy’s money. He probably doesn’t even have money to pay her if she manages to win. This all began back in October of 2013 when Camille and Dimitri were in Texas for Camille to have a medical procedure related to her cancer treatment. Camille alleges that Dimitri attacked her in their hotel room after she questioned him about a phone call he received. Dimirti has a slightly different version of the story. Camille filed charges against Dimitri, but the grand jury determined there was not enough evidence to prove her case. Dimitri filed a civil case claiming defamation of character and malicious prosecution against Camille in June.
Today’s TMZ report seems to be a new civil case filed my Camille over the Texas hotel incident in which she now brings up new information like Dimitri slipping a penis ring on her favor when she wad drugged up in the hospital. And he also once shoved a hot dog in her face on a Hawaiian vacation. Continue reading
Well, this is interesting news. TMZ is reporting that Camille and Adrienne are returning to RHOBH in a “Friend of” capacity. I am not sure if I believe this or not. I was unable to find anything to confirm their return (although I admit to not trying to hard) other than this story:
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills producers have lured back 2 big stars … one of whom they fired. Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof are the secret to restoring the show to its former ratings glory … at least that’s what producers are banking on — sources connected with the show tell TMZ.
Pretty ironic … Camille was fired after her divorce from Kelsey. Her problem … she went from crazy to boring after her divorce. Adrienne was a hell-freezes-over type girl, because we’re told producers said they would NEVER work with her again after she quit the show.
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Dimitri Charalambopoulos has filed a civil lawsuit against Camille Grammer claiming defamation, malicious prosecution, fraud for her false allegations of abuse. Dimitri claimsup and pulling hair from her hairbrush to scatter around the room. Um, How would he know that if he was not there? Dimitri is shocked that Camille concocted the story after he cared for her post cancer surgery, doing everything from helping her shower to draining her catheter bag. That part does ring true since he was out there to care for her after her cancer surgery.
Dimitri says that Camille has basically ruined his reputation and his life and he is suing for damages. Continue reading
WTF? Dimitri Charalambopoulos went in front of a grand jury today over charges of assault and battery by Camille Grammer. The jury decided there was not enough evidence to go trial, despite tons of pictures showing Camille’s injuries at the time, to indict. Camille has been granted a restraining order which I believe was extended.
ALLEDGEDLY, while recovering from surgery in a Houston hotel room on October 16th, her boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos brutally attacked her over and over for nearly an hour! Continue reading
Okay, so a couple of days ago, I had this idea for a blog where I would go through EVERY SINGLE ONE of Brandi’s RHOBHs blogs and pull out all the parts that relate to her changing alliances and especially feeling toward Lisa. God that was a dumb idea. I realized it was dumb after the first six hours or so of cutting and pasting. But for some reason I just could not toss all that cutting and pasting out. Nor could I just stop and not finish. So here is with limited commentary. I am really trying to see how Brandi got to be team captain for the Richards Sisters at this reunion. This really doesn’t clear up a damn thing. It will give you some clues and some LOL moments regarding her hypocrisy. I hope you enjoy. Or at least despise reading it less than I despised creating it! Leave lots of comments to let me know your observations.
Poor Camille Grammer. It seems, as Patti Stanger would say, her picker is off. After getting her life back in order after divorcing Kelsey Grammer, Camille took up with a greek boytoy named Dimitri Charalambopoulos. They went in to business together, which I assume essentially means that Camille gave his vitamin business a financial infusion, and we didn’t hear much more out of her. That point is important as there are now conflicting reports about what happened last October in a Houston hotel room.
Here is Camille’s verision:
It seems that Dimitri got a phone call from another woman who was screaming at him on the phone. This caused and argument between Camille and Dimitri. He grabbed her by the hair ripping out handfuls of hair and threw her on the bed. He also broke her iPhone so she could not call for help!
Dimitri apparently flew into a rage and according to documents obtained by TMZ, Camille claims Dimitri “squeezed my nose between his finger and pushed upward forcefully, covering my mouth in an attempt to silence me to prevent me from breathing.” Camille also claims Dimitri shoved her on the hotel bed, “repeatedly slamming my head and face into the furniture and completely immobilizing me.” She claims he said, “I wanna smash your head in. I’ll give you a reason to call the cops.” according to the documents filed. Camille was in court to file for a restraining order. The restraining order was granted. Continue reading