Well, this is interesting news. TMZ is reporting that Camille and Adrienne are returning to RHOBH in a “Friend of” capacity. I am not sure if I believe this or not. I was unable to find anything to confirm their return (although I admit to not trying to hard) other than this story:
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills producers have lured back 2 big stars … one of whom they fired. Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof are the secret to restoring the show to its former ratings glory … at least that’s what producers are banking on — sources connected with the show tell TMZ.
Pretty ironic … Camille was fired after her divorce from Kelsey. Her problem … she went from crazy to boring after her divorce. Adrienne was a hell-freezes-over type girl, because we’re told producers said they would NEVER work with her again after she quit the show.
From the looks of things, Kyle Richards will be getting a lot of screen time on the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. While things still appear frosty between Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville, as well as between Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster, Kyle Richards appears to have made up with Lisa and will be the go between next season. Continue reading
Apparently, it’s crappy parents day on Tamaratattles.com ! First, it was Kate Gosselin, and now it is Brandi Glanville making headlines for her abysmal parenting skills.
Brandi has a pod cast. You know, just like any other random person that wants to have a pod cast. I can’t imagine who listens to it, but apparently someone does because her last broadcast, on June 17th is making some waves today. I’d link you to the pod cast but it seems Brandi has had the relevant episode disabled. And it’s all because of what she said about her son, Jake. She was interviewing a guy named Jake Lacy about a movie he is in called Obvious Child, and she did not come off as Mother of the Year.
At some point in the conversation, Brandi says, she has a son named Jake who is “a complete asshole.” She seems to underscore her feelings toward Jake by also calling him a “dick”. Later she calls him a “fucker” Then she gave examples of his constant lying about doing his chores. Brandi says when she calls him out for not doing what he says he just smiles and says, “I lied.” She also allegedly said she tells Jake, “to go fuck himself” according to those who heard the podcast. Continue reading
Brandi’s son Mason was back in the hospital over memorial day weekend. Last month while the boys were visiting Brandi during the filming of Celebrity Apprentice, Mason was rushed to the hospital with anaphylactic shock. My sources were not clear on what caused the boy to go into shock specifically, but anaphylactic shock is basically a severe allergic reaction. In kids it usually turns out to be a food allergy, usually to nuts or shellfish. It can also be caused by bites from fire ants or bee stings. The symptoms (burning, itching skin, difficulty breathing, rapidly falling blood pressure, fainting, etc.) can be fatal if treatment is not received in a timely manner.
During the wee hours of Sunday morning, Brandi tweeted, “At ER with Mason 3 rd time in 9 weeks :/ allergy’s and Epi-pens suuuck! Better safe than sorry
#lovesofmylife” Continue reading
Brandi, down with the swirl (Twitter)
UPDATE: My L.A. Real Estate Sources say the Owner is selling the house. It seems having a house on TV raises the value in LA. Perhaps Mohammed’s gagillion dollar house will finally sell. But still, two days to move out?
Brandi Glanville’s twitter feed is a world of crazy again. Let’s just review what is going on with her in the last week or so. Shall we? Because it is looking like she is evicted (again) or something.
April 22 She is in Orlando posting happy tweets ! She was down there filming the final challenge for Celebrity Apprentice and flew her boys down to join her. Her tweets were about how happy she was! Happy! Happy!
April 25 That Friday she tweets “I am fucking out of here! Beach Calling!” Still happy, right? Sounds like the boys may have gone back home and she and Jennifer went to Del Ray Beach. I assume the boys went home because for the next two days she is tweeting about er…. adult things, like partying and signing books at a hair salon and hoping to make out with cute boys.
April 26 (or still Friday night in her world it appears) She posts MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Regarding making out with cute boys. And she posted the picture at right. HAPPY HAPPY YAY!
April 27 She posts about her love for Virgin America Airlines and arrives back home.
April 28 She posts a picture of her youngest, Jake riding a scooter of some sort inside the house. It’s scooter for, getting around on one leg it appears. There was a bag on cotton candy tied to the handle bars. Kids are happy even when they are injured! She says. Happy Happy! Continue reading
Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.
Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.
Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading
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Yep! It’s True! I am the Ghostwriter (please don’t tell anyone, no one knows Brandi has a ghost writer) For her next book, Tweeting and Parenting! Here is my outline so far.
Chapter One: Girl, You’re a Woman Now Keep Your Tampon Private
Chapter Two: Time To Stop Making out With Your Gay Male Friends
Chapter Three: Outing Others For Using a Surrogate is a Bad Idea (My most read post ever)
Chapter Four: How To Play The Victim Card Continue reading
Last weekend Brandi Glanville’s son Mason was hospitalized for an undisclosed medical emergency. I found that very odd because Brandi tweeted pictures of Mason in the ambulance and tweets every little thing that happens. So why not tell the world what happened to her kid? So of course now I must know what happened. Continue reading
So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting they say under their names below. Meanwhile I am twelve minutes in and would rather watch Nene Leakes do the rumba with a half nekkid man on repeat for an hour than watch this crap. Bring out the men. Give us something new! Anything except Brandi whining about Scheana (which is what this whole season has been about, Brandi’s jealousy of some waitress at a WeHo bar or Kyle continuing to bring up her husband’s infidelity over and over while begging no one else to mention it.
I think the next person that Yolanda tells to stay out of it should slap her upside the head! She is acting like someone moderating a debate on global warming. I’m cranky and I want her slapped! No sooner did I type this did Yolanda cut of Joyce and Joyce said, “You love to be the referee! You love to play director!” Yolanda does this snide laugh and says, “Did you hear what she said?” as if Joyce had said she had three heads. Andy takes Yolanda’s side and goes back on my shit list. He is such a power hungry person. Yolanda can be as hideous as she wants he will never call her out because of David Foster. Continue reading
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Weekends are pretty slow blogging days up until Sunday night. But with the RHOA reunion filming last Thursday, the tea keeps coming this weekend. However, it is a beautiful day today and I have been looking forward to finally being able to do some gardening. So I did. I actually overdid. I am way to exhausted to do a whole bunch of detailed blogging on the dribs and drabs of tea I’ve been receiving all day. So you’ll have to settle for the down and dirty version.
We’ll start in Atlanta. Last night was Kandi’s Bachelorette party. It was held after she had a bridal shower earlier in the evening. Kandi, Porsha and Phaedra were all up in the club dancing and partying and having a great time. But they were not the only ones twerking. Phaedra hired (one of her clients?) a chubby little person female stripper to twerk for the ladies! No word on what Phaedra thought of how her lady garden was groomed. But this party is not the one I kept hearing about today. Continue reading
Not too long ago, Brandi Glanville appeared on Hello Ross! and as usual got a bit reckless with her mouth. Lisa Vanderpump has been laying low and out of the press, but said she had to come when Ross summoned her to his couch. Ross is beyond thrilled with himself to be the only interview Lisa is giving about the world’s most trivial reunion.
Ross asks why everyone is coming for Lisa this season. Lisa says they have just been beating her up for seven weeks now and to be honest, she can’t even watch the show anymore. He asks her if there is anyone on the cast she still talks to…she says Joyce and Carlton. So perhaps they will be back after all? Or maybe they are all leaving together? Lisa says Brandi is incarcerated now….working on Celebrity Apprentice. Continue reading
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I had great plans for this recap. Really, I did. But I can only work with what Bravo gives me and I am bored to death. This reunion is just awful. Since I really have nothing to say, I’m going to rely mostly on T. Kyle gifs. I had thought about doing a pyramid in the style of Abby Lee Miller, but they really didn’t give me anything to critique. I will instead simply rank the ladies performances from worst to best.