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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s My Party and I’ll be C**** if I Want To!

RHOBH Lisa Vanderpump Freeze

by Guest Contributor Ben C.

Cryotherapy sessions, throwing cheap handbag shade, out of town trips, and patting the puss is how Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got her groove back. Sure, there’s still a bit too much debate of Yolanda’s health happening, but the rest is what we all love to see. The women being silly, having fun (most of the time) and doing things we don’t all do in normal, everyday life (have lunch and complain about people.) It’s refreshing and feeling like a throwback. Everybody loves a good throwback.

Let’s get started, shall we?

Kyle and Lisa V meet Yolanda (and Daisy, Yolanda’s ‘helper’) for a group Cryotherapy session.

Yolanda claims Cryotherapy is one of the “fun things” she gets to do every week. Yolanda likens it to standing inside a box that’s below freezing, and coming out like a frozen popsicle. She thinks it’s funny the other ladies came in makeup, jewels and heels. Apparently, she claims the experience is about being “naked, raw & freezing to death together.” The Cryotherapy ‘nurse’ tells the ladies it’s -147 degrees celsius inside the chamber. The ladies change into bathrobes, and take turns standing inside the cylinder. Vanderpump bares all for the cameras, and throws her robe off before the door to the chamber is even shut. Of course, Lisa and Kyle scream and make a scene – while Yolanda “takes it like a woman” (her words) and enjoys not one, but two rounds.  Kyle compares it to skiing down a mountain in Aspen, stark naked, in a blizzard. She thinks she’s got frostbite on her ass.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pony Shows and Marital Woes

RHOBH Lisa horse

 

By Ben C

HELLO BEVERLY HILLS! It’s time for my ladies from up the street and around the corner! Was it me or did this episode drag on for hours? I may be in the minority, but I’d like to see less filler & more wine throwing #JusticeForBrandi

We open with Miniature-Horse-Gate round 2. Lisa V. has a friend, Hank, who brings not one ,but TWO mini-horses in the trunk of a damn oversized SUV. Basically the equivalent of two barn animals rolling up to your house in an Uber car. Apparently, they were “calmer on the plane in a pair” – I’m currently picturing two mini-horses living the good life, sipping champagne on a private jet. Lisa V. is completely over the moon. Seems much more like a present she is receiving, rather than giving someone. Who the hell is taking care of these horses? Where are these horses living? Somebody Google ‘can mini-horses sleep in bed with you’ and get back to me.

The two mini-horses walk right over the bridge into the house and start to explore the living room. In her talking head, Lisa explains the horses have the right to be in the house just as much as any person does! Oh, Lisa. #LisasArc Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville’s New Show Is Couples Therapy For Single People

RHOBH Brandi

 

Brandi Glanville’s new show is the latest incarnation from Irwin Entertainment! I love Irwin Entertainment!  I’m currently an episode behind on their Couples Therapy show and watched every season of Celebrity Rehab.  It appears that Celebrity Rehab is no longer filming so this is the closest that Brandi Glanville and this gang can get.  The new  show Famously Single  “explores and analyzes the compelling world of celebrity romance. Through eight, hour-long episodes, viewers get exclusive access to the rich, (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) famous, and seemingly lovelorn. Bringing their romances from tabloid headlines to life, eight single celebrities will reveal the truth behind their breakups, public divorces and bad relationships, ( As if we needed to hear about how Eddie cheated with LeAnn some more…) and then with the help of a team of experts, (You are going to need  Dr. Drew for this) attempt to identify, and solve their relationship concerns (falling down drunk, exposed vagina,  Tampon strings, physically carried out of gay clubs,  violent drunken attacks on other women,  blackouts,  homelessness, public displays of stupidity to name just a few) once and for all.  (good luck with that) Hear directly from the source and find out why these celebs have it all  (We’re going to need a GYN for this part) … but can’t seem to find love.”

Just like Couples Therapy and  Celebrity Rehab the eight love-challenged celebrities move into a loft in downtown Los Angeles where relationship therapist Dr. Darcy Sterling, along with other experts (hopefully shrinks, addiction counselors, and medical doctors who deal with STDs)  will help these stars come to terms with the cold hard truths behind their questionable romantic history. Through a series of exercises, one-on-one sessions and real dates, viewers will get a voyeuristic bird’s eye view of the stars’ emotional journeys as they learn how to find love. The celebs will be paired up for most exercises resulting in the perfect balance of conflict and chemistry as they challenge each other through their relationship-rehab. Continue reading

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In Other Brandi Glanville is a Twatwaffle News…

No fun to be sober

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So TMZ has a photo of Brandi, Kim Richards and Yolanda filming in Beverly Hills Park over the weekend.  I can’t afford the picture so click here to have a peek. While TMZ promotes the story as Kim Richards filming again for  RHOBH. They seem to have buried the real lead.

The shirt that Brandi Glanville chose to wear to film with KIM RICHARDS who has a tenuous grasp if any on her sobriety reads, “It’s not fun to be sober” and likely will be for sale in her t-shirt shop very soon. Continue reading

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I Get It, You’re Furious Over Brandi’s Nipple Drama At A Charity Event

Twitter photo of Brandi at a Charity event.

Twitter photo of Brandi at a Charity event.

A lot of you are asking if I heard about this. Yes, yes I did. For those of you who managed to miss this story until now, I offer my sincere apologies. Brandi somehow managed to be unable elude the swarms of paparazzi recently while standing out on the street in one of the paparazzi hot beds in Beverly Hills. She seemed fake offended by the TMZ person interviewing her pointing out that she was standing on a street corner in little more than a set of black, heart shaped pasties.

And this was before we realized that the heavy war paint and fuck me pumps were not part of her new working outfit. It was understandable that people would make the assumption she was working the streets after being fired from RHOBH.

She got the usual barrage of tweets asking her how much she is charging these days and so forth. This seemed to perplex and upset her as she was simply trying to support worth cause.  Click through for her explanation of her attire and why everyone should lighten up. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville is Great With Children!

brandi signs a kid's cast (2)

 

She was recently back near her parents house at a restaurant opening or and envelope opening or something when a kid with a cast waited in line to see her. Look what she wrote!  See? Great with kids, teaching them not to cuss! Just think of all the kids he shared the message with at school the next day! She’s the gift that keeps on giving!

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