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Brandi Glanville was wasted again at Craig’s in Weho. I need y’all to stop what you are doing and run don’t walk to TMZ and see the video here. Seriously, we need to talk about this video and you have to watch it to get the full effect.
Brandi is a permanent fixture at Craig’s and contrary to TMZ’s take on it, she is not paying her tab there, she has spent so much time there that the owner has become protective of her and the place comps her tabs. That is way she is there several times a week.
So last night two of the usual suspects helped get her to an SUV as she sort of stumbled around. Then she missed the seat when trying to get in the car. Then she started making faces and sticking her tongue out and making hand gestures while asking the good Samaritan driving her home, ” what the fuck?” in confusion as to why the paparazzi were snapping pictures. Continue reading
Howard Stern seems to love Brandi. Right away Brandi says that Eddie pays her $1170 a month in child support. Howard asks if the producers ever give her feedback on their performance. Brandi says that the producers will pull her aside and tell her to “do something” to cause some drama.
“Last year was a really tough year for me because, I felt like I played ball. I gave my all to the show! Then when it aired I felt like…Oh my God, they did me no favors in the editing room!I got really upset and a little depressed. ( Howard interrupts) Yeah, I’m like I played ball, cut me some slack! But… you don’t get a say. They don’t care. They’re making a show.”
Howard asks if she ever pulls the other HWs aside and tells them look don’t take me seriously if I slap you or whatever, I’m trying to keep the show interesting. Brandi says she has only done that with Yolanda they are friends outside of the show and she gets it. She says she will only be coming back for “a little bit” next season… Howard interrupts again before Brandi can explain whatever she was going to be doing a little bit of. It sounds like Yolanda will have a limited contract with a few episodes where we keep up with her health and Brandi will stop by. Howard is a big interrupter. I want Brandi’s mouth to just keep running.
Howard interrupts with “So wait, you’re not fired?” And Brandi is all like so let me clear this up because there are paparazzi outside her door all day. Um, noe. Noe there are not. YOU DON’T HAVE A DOOR ANYMORE! YOU ARE HOMELESS. So here come the lies. Brandi says she didn’t want to come back to the show because she “took so much heat” and “I was doing all of these things to my detriment that I could not explain.” Yet on Ross Matthew’s Podcast in early June, she said she was still waiting on her contract and she hoped to get to do one more season. Brandi is having a hard time keeping her lies straight. Continue reading
A TMZ photog caught up with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards leaving PUMP together yesterday. The whole video is funny including the voice of the pap asking the questions. The photog asked them whether Brandi quit (as she says) or got fired (as I told you back during upfronts) Lisa responds by asking the photog what Brandi says. He tells her she says she just decided to move on to other things. Lisa and Kyle both laugh. Kyle says she was a pain in her ass. Lisa says, “That’s a crock of poo!” about Brandi’s explanation.
The two are at Lisa’s car and Lisa gets in and cracks the window so she can keep saying “crock of poo” in case it was missed the first three times. Meanwhile, Kyle is on the sidewalk trying to get in the passenger door begging Lisa to let her in. Continue reading
Remember back when I said on June 3rd that Brandi not being invited to Bravo’s Upfronts was a sign she was not coming back to RHOBH ?
NEW UPDATE 6/3:Reports are leaking about Kim Richards not coming back to RHOBH. UM DUH! Kim is OFF THE RAILS and a huge financial liability for Bravo. And you know who else is? Brandi Glanville. Since Brandi was not at UPFRONTS, she is likely not being asked back at all or perhaps demoted. I mean Sonja Morgan has had some public drunk moments as well, but I think the fact that Brandi is not wealthy and has no storyline at all, Lisa Vanderpump (Andy’s favorite show pony) can’t stand her, and her lack of invitation to the Upfronts makes it clear, Neither Kim nor Brandi will be back next season. ~ Me being right again..
In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers. I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.
It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading
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In the novel 1979 Sophie’s Choice, a mother is forced to a concentration camp and forced to decide which of her two children will be gassed to death immediately and which one will live to see another day. It’s an impossible decision. It is almost the way I feel about the feud between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa. I mean you know, if they told me I had to let one live and could not gas them both.
But the more I think about Joanna, she’d be the one I gassed. I actually like Brandi for a while. And she does have too cute boys. So I suppose, I should be LOL right now about he latest stunt at Craig’s, a Restaurant in WeHo. Brandi was probably there with her Gaygent. And Joanna was there with Romain (*cough* her gusband *cough* allegedly *cough*) last Friday night.
According to TMZ, Brandi noticed Joanna across the restaurant. For those who missed it, Joanna is suing Brandi for saying her pussy stinks. No seriously. Apparently, we will soon have some sort of scratch and sniff regarding the odor of Joanna’s lady garden in court soon. Remember in the Casey Anthony trial when the prosecution wanted to bottle the smell of rotting dead babies and have the jury smell it? And I misremembering that? I don’t think they were allowed to do it. But somehow, Joanna is going to have to prove that her pussy doesn’t smell bad in order to prove that Brandi is lying.
How will they do that? Will they bring in some of the people who frequented the website she allegedly sold herself on? Will she just splay herself on the rail of the jury box and the jurors will be forced to line up and take a whiff? I do not know. Continue reading
Brandi’s Tweet denying facial work.
Brandi has been addressing the rumors on Twitter that her face has been well and truly fucked . (See here) She Blames it on a zit. She posted the above photo to prove that she has had nothing done.
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Except for my purple pen. Click through for all the tweets.
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Photo Credit: Twitter
Someone sent me a link to this story about Brandi getting a Women of Achievement Award. After you are done laughing at the idea of Brandi winning an award from some cancer agency for her “achievements” head over to the Daily Mail story and look at the pictures. I can’t afford to buy those and the ones Brandi posted on Twitter (example above) hardly show the whole story. Seriously, you MUST click the link and scroll down to see the photos. It’s worse than ever.
UPDATED: The mystery of the “award” has been solved. The charity is Carlton Gebbia’s mother’s charity. Her father is also involved. It’s what wives of rich men do to fill their days. Not to knock the charity or charity work in any way. This charity unlike the ones on RHOA is a real charity that has raised over $14 million dollars for cancer research. The luncheon is an annual fundraiser for the charity.
The “award” is not for charitable contributions it’s for achievements in their area of business. Like that time she was working on RHOBH and made out with Carlton by the pool at a….um… pool party for adults only. The awardees are usually celebrities who will draw in people who will hopefully donate.
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Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.
Every time we have one of the shows I begin by predicting there will be NO secrets revealed. But lord knows this time there are some juicy one out there. I wonder if it was too late to edit this episode since Kim was arrested?
Lisa Rinna wrote a sex book called The Big Fun Sexy Sex Book. Apparently, Lisa used to have a sex expert come over to parties and teach the party goers how to give really good blow jobs. LVP points out she doesn’t need any tips in that area. They also replay the scene where Rinna talks about doing Playboy when she was seven months pregnant and when she was not pregnant.
Yolanda claims she is looking to downsize because the house is just too much work. It is odd that the Fosters put pretty much every property they have on the market at the same time. Mauricio takes her to look at properties but she doesn’t like any of them.
Kim and LVP both want grandchildren. And we see LVP in JEANS. JEANS! Have we ever seen that before? Continue reading
Okay, I am going to need to break this latest TMZ article about Kim Richards down. TMZ has the best sources on the Internet. But no sources are infallible, and in this case there are factually incorrect statements and some crazy opinions. That tends to happen when Brandi Glanville is your source. So please allow me to get out my purple pen. All the quoted material comes form TMZ.
“Kim Richards just broke from stress when she was arrested early Thursday at the swanky Beverly Hills Hotel. Sources very close to Kim as well as sources connected with “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” tell TMZ, she was unable to cope with some pretty terrible things going on in her life”
Kim was not sober when she was on RHOBH this season. Her lack of sobriety, sober coach, recovery program, and denial she was struggling with her sobriety was her entire storyline. There was no “break” at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Sources very close to Kim and RHOBH would be Brandi. This is become even more evident later. Brandi is once again excusing Kim’s behavior. Continue reading
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time.
Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice to your sister! You believe her and stop telling lies! In that order. Thanks.” The next one says, “You need to get wise. Brandi is not telling the truth. She is lying. I should have said that to you in that moment, but I didn’t want another Amsterdam to happen, and it would have.” A third says, “Your behavior and the way you treat people is not okay. You are nasty and you need to be stopped now.” As she is reading these, Rinna is giving Kim a look that could kill. Kim said she really got frightened. Oh please. A fifth grader could break Rinna in half like a twig.
Andy asks what made Rinna send the texts. Rinna says that she has an issue with people shushing her. And she wanted to get her feelings out. Her father used to shush her all the time. It’s one of her hot buttons. Kim says she thinks Lisa Rinna probably has record for violent crime. Andy finally sticks up for Rinna. FINALLY. Rinna is crying which is the perfect excuse for Eileen to flee the left couch for the right on. She also sticks up for Rinna. Rinna apologizes to Kim AGAIN. Oddly, after mocking Rinna for a full three minutes. Kim gets up and walks over to hug Rinna. We are already at full bore crazy. Continue reading
It’s a sunny day in Southern Cali, and I’m having fun hanging with my BFF Darrin. It’s our birthday shopping day, which is always fun.
You know who refers to L.A. as “Southern Cali?” Someone from New Orleans. Apparently, when the boys are on spring break with Eddie and Leann, there is no need for an ode to the two little spawn for public relations purposes. Also, stop trying to make Bravoistas work.
Argh, the reunion. What is there to say? It was as fun for me to endure then as it was for me to relive a second time for you all. Ha, clearly I’m kidding! Watching it unfold as opposed to experiencing it only makes me wish I had a second chance to ignore those who didn’t deserve an answer. I’m combative by nature but tired of the game.
I see we have given up even the smallest attempt at writing in the voice of a drunken 40 something with the IQ of a parasitic nematode. Continue reading