I love a good court case. And when two abject idiots are in court duking it out, it almost makes me want to shove Banjo in a crate and fly out to La La Land to watch this go down live. It does however pain me to be on Brandi Glanville’s side about ANYTHING, but in this case I must.
Joanna Krupa is dumber than a box of hair. I get she wants to make Brandi squirm and make pay huge attorney bills for saying that Joanna’s “pussy smells like fish.” But in doing all that, she is keeping herself in the news. Whether or not Joanna’s lady garden smells like sunshine and roses or rotting fish is not the issue here. Joanna just seems to be trying to stay on the tabloids no matter how stupid she looks in the process.
Dragging someone to court over typical housewives taunting is a waste of the court’s time and everyone’s money. Brandi has hired a new attorney, or found one who will work pro bono for the sheer joy of being a part of this case, and said attorney has a lot of questions for Joanna with regard to her allegedly malodorous lady garden. Continue reading
Gif by RealityTVGIFs a GIF blog by T. Kyle MacMahon
Brandi Glanville was wasted again at Craig’s in Weho. I need y’all to stop what you are doing and run don’t walk to TMZ and see the video here. Seriously, we need to talk about this video and you have to watch it to get the full effect.
Brandi is a permanent fixture at Craig’s and contrary to TMZ’s take on it, she is not paying her tab there, she has spent so much time there that the owner has become protective of her and the place comps her tabs. That is way she is there several times a week.
So last night two of the usual suspects helped get her to an SUV as she sort of stumbled around. Then she missed the seat when trying to get in the car. Then she started making faces and sticking her tongue out and making hand gestures while asking the good Samaritan driving her home, ” what the fuck?” in confusion as to why the paparazzi were snapping pictures. Continue reading
Howard Stern seems to love Brandi. Right away Brandi says that Eddie pays her $1170 a month in child support. Howard asks if the producers ever give her feedback on their performance. Brandi says that the producers will pull her aside and tell her to “do something” to cause some drama.
“Last year was a really tough year for me because, I felt like I played ball. I gave my all to the show! Then when it aired I felt like…Oh my God, they did me no favors in the editing room!I got really upset and a little depressed. ( Howard interrupts) Yeah, I’m like I played ball, cut me some slack! But… you don’t get a say. They don’t care. They’re making a show.”
Howard asks if she ever pulls the other HWs aside and tells them look don’t take me seriously if I slap you or whatever, I’m trying to keep the show interesting. Brandi says she has only done that with Yolanda they are friends outside of the show and she gets it. She says she will only be coming back for “a little bit” next season… Howard interrupts again before Brandi can explain whatever she was going to be doing a little bit of. It sounds like Yolanda will have a limited contract with a few episodes where we keep up with her health and Brandi will stop by. Howard is a big interrupter. I want Brandi’s mouth to just keep running.
Howard interrupts with “So wait, you’re not fired?” And Brandi is all like so let me clear this up because there are paparazzi outside her door all day. Um, noe. Noe there are not. YOU DON’T HAVE A DOOR ANYMORE! YOU ARE HOMELESS. So here come the lies. Brandi says she didn’t want to come back to the show because she “took so much heat” and “I was doing all of these things to my detriment that I could not explain.” Yet on Ross Matthew’s Podcast in early June, she said she was still waiting on her contract and she hoped to get to do one more season. Brandi is having a hard time keeping her lies straight. Continue reading
A TMZ photog caught up with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards leaving PUMP together yesterday. The whole video is funny including the voice of the pap asking the questions. The photog asked them whether Brandi quit (as she says) or got fired (as I told you back during upfronts) Lisa responds by asking the photog what Brandi says. He tells her she says she just decided to move on to other things. Lisa and Kyle both laugh. Kyle says she was a pain in her ass. Lisa says, “That’s a crock of poo!” about Brandi’s explanation.
The two are at Lisa’s car and Lisa gets in and cracks the window so she can keep saying “crock of poo” in case it was missed the first three times. Meanwhile, Kyle is on the sidewalk trying to get in the passenger door begging Lisa to let her in. Continue reading
Remember back when I said on June 3rd that Brandi not being invited to Bravo’s Upfronts was a sign she was not coming back to RHOBH ?
NEW UPDATE 6/3:Reports are leaking about Kim Richards not coming back to RHOBH. UM DUH! Kim is OFF THE RAILS and a huge financial liability for Bravo. And you know who else is? Brandi Glanville. Since Brandi was not at UPFRONTS, she is likely not being asked back at all or perhaps demoted. I mean Sonja Morgan has had some public drunk moments as well, but I think the fact that Brandi is not wealthy and has no storyline at all, Lisa Vanderpump (Andy’s favorite show pony) can’t stand her, and her lack of invitation to the Upfronts makes it clear, Neither Kim nor Brandi will be back next season. ~ Me being right again..
In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers. I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.
It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news. Continue reading
Filed under Brandi Glanville, Entertainment News, Joanna Krupa, Lisa Vanderpump, Mohamed Hadid, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Miami, RHOBH, RHOM, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL, Yolanda Foster