We begin with the physical altercation between Brandi and Kyle in which a perfectly good piece of pizza was thrown to the ground. Kim recognizes the severity of the issue when she asks what happened to her slice and Brandi nonchalantly admits to throwing it on the ground. Kyle and Kim have a discussion in high pitched crying voices that makes zero sense. The two new girls creep around trying to listen outside the line of fire. Brandi, realizing that she is not on camera once again tries to insert herself into a conversation between the two sisters. Lisa tries to get Brandi away from them and Kim’s cheese slides even further off her cracker. She is now accusing Lisa of saying something to Kyle about the car ride from hell.
Brandi grabs Kyle by the wrists and yells at her. I would have punched her right then and there. BAM! Right in the kisser. Brandi continues to scream at Kyle saying she does nothing for her sister and is never there for her. Vince is hilariously peeping through the garage door window. Brandi gives talking heads where she says Kyle is a worthless sister. Brandi whines about a scratch on her arm. She says it is swelling and she is going to kill Kyle. Eileen says, “How about a little Neosporin? Get a grip!” I love Eileen.
Lisa rides home with Kyle who is still crying. Kim seems to want to leave with Kyle but Brandi is literally holding her back and telling her Kyle is a bad person. What a fucking loser Brandi is.
The two addicts leave together. Brandi tells Kim she is not making sense. Lisa tells Kyle that Brandi needs rehab. Kim has no idea where she is or what just happened. It’s all very sad.
Eileen and Vince drink some wine after everyone left. Eileen has sisters and she has been in fights with her sisters before but not as grown ass women. Vince is flabbergasted. Continue reading
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I try to save the Bravo blogs posts for late in the week or early in the weekend, when the news cycle tends to slow so we will still have something to talk about. But this week, y’all just can’t seem to wait. So now that I have posted Kim’s blog, I can’t wait to post Brandi’s. Thanks to those of you oldbies that have been here long enough to know that the blog posts will come and we will talk about all of them.
That said, Brandi is a cunt. Brandi is a purposeful cunt who chooses to be a cunt to people who have done absolutely nothing to her. Brandi thinks showing her cuntiness on camera is the only way to stay on the show. She’s probably right. She’s a worthless piece of whiny crap who belittles everyone she has ever had a relationship with until they leave her. I pity her children.
She’s also on of the biggest liars in the world, and she really sucks at it. Her lies aren’t cute. Her jokes aren’t funny. And she is dumb as a box of rocks. Continue reading
Why did you invite me to a wine tasting?
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are prone to do on road trips. I mean don’t you wonder about the personal grooming of your friends when on the way to the spa?
Vanderpump, Eileen and Brandi get massages in the same room. Brandi mentions herpes. As grown women do when enjoying a spa day. Brandi’s second topic choice is anal. Rinna, Kim and Kyle are in the other room. Rinna and Kyle are over Brandi but Kim is still defending her.
Yolanda is with Gigi in New York. She thrilled over Gigi’s Harper’s Bazaar spread. Bella shows up with headshots later.
Time to take the alcoholic with less than a year sober to the bar again! The sommelier knows Kim is not drinking and prepared her a mango juice, and yet she asks her if she wants to smell the wine. Kim very quietly and discreetly leaves the event. But people go out to check on her and drag her back in. On the ride home the women discuss their sexual fantasies of course. What else is their to talk about other than vaginas? Brandi’s sexual fantasy is about catching her man with another woman. So she can check that off her bucket list. In Brandi’s talking head, she says all the other ladies husbands are cheating. No dear. That was yours. And possibly Kyle’s. Go scratch. Continue reading
Who can forget Brandi’s wine toss on WWHL this week? Finally we get Andy’s reaction to the whole thing.
Andy says at the time it was happening it seemed very real to him. He said Jeff appeared to be genuinely shocked. He says that afterward they both said it was a joke. Andy says it didn’t seem very funny to him. He said, usually a joke is followed by a punchline. Usually a joke is followed by, “Just Kidding!” Andy says he spent the whole aftershow trying to get them to make up. Then afterward they said it was a joke. Frankly, if she had just turned around after she was pretending to cry, I guess, and said, ‘Just Kidding’. It would have been amazing. Andy said he didn’t think she was actually crying. She did seem genuinely upset and he thinks Jeff was genuinely reacting to her. He doesn’t think Jeff knew, but he really doesn’t know. Continue reading
File this one under another ridiculous housewife lawsuit. Joanna Krupa is threatening legal action against Brandi for saying that she slept with Mohammed Hadid while he was married to Yolanda Foster and that her pussy is malodorous on WWHL. I know what you are thinking. It has to do with first amendment rights, correct? I mean I get the whole slander thing but if they seriously go to court, and Brandi or a lawyer for Brandi shows up IN FLORIDA (which is odd because don’t both Brandi and Joanna live in the LA area? ) they first must prove that what Brandi said is not true. Will the judge or jury have to participate in a smell test? And didn’t Brandi say she got the information from Yolanda? That the reason she was avoiding Joanna at the upfronts was because Yo did not want to be around the woman who Mohammed cheated on her with? Will Mohammed have to be called as a witness to deny sleeping with Mohammed? Could Brandi call a laundry list of people who claim to have slept with her starting with that Girls Gone Wild guy? How will this work exactly?
That said, it seems that Brandi didn’t learn from her first legal wrangling caused by her reckless mouth. This is exactly what Adrienne Maloof did a couple seasons ago. Oddly, Lisa just apologized to Adrienne this season for running her mouth about Adrienne using a surrogate to have her boys. That one never went to court, most likely because it was true. Will this one make it onto a docket in Florida somewhere?
Click through for the letter from Joanna’s attorney. It’s a doozy. Continue reading
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath.
We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who has dropped out of music school and is working at SUR. Lisa is upset by Max’s lack of ambition. She and Ken have been giving him a living experience while requiring him to work full-time.
It’s Ken and Lisa’s 32nd anniversary. Ken has filled the house with roses and Lisa makes her usual anniversary sex joke. Max drops by to speak with his parents. Max points out he has no proof of insurance or registration on his car. Max has no work ethic and Ken and Lisa can’t handle it. Ken is pissed with him and walks off. Lisa and Ken are willing to teach him the restaurant business but he needs to be motivate. It seems he was joking about his lack of insurance just to get under their skin. Continue reading
I am so over Brandi Glanville for the evening, but I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is going to make the laborious recapping of this episode. Brandi is wearing a completely sheer skirt (except for the stripes) with nothing but black underwear underneath. I think Brandi Said it was La Perla. She’s totally wearing lingerie on WWHL. Jeff Lewis has already called her a prostitute. The family who watches from the bed rather than the couch on People’s Couch are the bartenders.
Andy says he enjoyed watching Brandi make Kate Gosselin cry on Celebrity Apprentice. Brandi says she misses the episode because she was on the plane to NYC to be with Andy tonight.
Andy asks Brandi if she regrets anything from tonight’s episode. She says, ” I do, I think when you waste wine, it’s alcohol abuse.” Andy shakes his head. Brandi says she does regret it. She asks Andy, “When you say sorry once, do you have to say it a million times?” Andy says, “Yes.” Brandi says, “Nope.” Jeff says, ” Well, I disagree, I’m happy and I do drink that much.” Continue reading
It’s time for another episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which once again will include a lot of Brandi behaving badly.
Lisa is going to go to lunch with Brandi and hear her out. Brandi thinks she has is owed an apology. For what? I don’t understand what Lisa did to her? Lisa says that Ken is very hurt by Brandi’s backstabbing. Brandi thinks she and Lisa have a similar personality. Lisa disagrees.
Lisa wants to know what Brandi wants an apology for. Brandi says “the Scheana stuff.” Lisa apologizes for not giving Brandi a heads up that Scheana was going to be at some filming they did. Brandi apologized for repeating gossip that she heard. Brandi says I was an asshole to you but you started it. Lisa says she can’t be the friend that Brandi wants. They agree to be cordial. Lisa makes Brandi pay for lunch. Only they don’t ever have to pay for lunch.
Bella has a photo shoot. But don’t worry, Yolanda punished her by taking her phone away for three weeks. She’s also buying her an apartment in NYC. Bella is 17. Continue reading
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Brandi snuck a RHOBH blog in on me the other day that I’m just now reading. She tries to explain why she said what she said to Lisa. It makes sense to me in a way. I totally understand cracking jokes when you are nervous. What I don’t understand is why in the moment where her brain tries to find a joke to throw out there on national television, her pea brain goes there. But it did. I don’t think this is really as big of a deal as it has been made out to be. Brandi clearly intended to shock, and Lisa’s retelling of the comment was meant to remove the shock value, which it did. And yet, Brandi kind of goes there again in her blog! I think Brandi will continue to escalate the ratchetness throughout the season right up to the point where she slaps Lisa across the face. Lisa Vanderpump probably has the most fans of any housewife. This will not win any of them over to Brandi’s side. Anyway, have a read and let me know what you think.
From Brandi’s Blog:
My housewarming party! I’m so excited to be in our new home after stressfully floating around for the entire summer. I love this house. It’s got a warm happy feel to it. I decided to throw a proper party to celebrate our happy new home. My parents are coming and a few friends. I invited all the ladies, of course, because I didn’t want to leave anyone out. Everybody but Lisa V. and Ken RSVP’d. She told me several times she wouldn’t be coming, so as far as I was concerned, she wasn’t coming, but the show and the party must go on! I have a ton of amazing friends coming to celebrate with me, and my parents are visiting despite my dad’s health problems, so I’m going to throw an amazing party and make the most of a beautiful evening in our new home. I spent the day setting up the house making sure it looked perfect. I ordered flowers, rented furniture, put up lights, and set up a lovely bar. It was perfect. I got ready with a few of my friends and was running 15 minutes late, which I’m almost never late, so I was trying to get my ass in gear. Continue reading
One of these is an actual llama, the other is a drama llama
The Bravo webmaster finally got around to putting up some current blogs. I shall post and comment on them for you here. This week Lisa Vanderpump is making her feelings very clear about who is on her friend’s list and who is not. It seems to me the only person who is really on the list right now is Eileen Davidson. Lisa Rinna seems to be tolerated and the rest are on her shit list. And for once she doesn’t hold back at all. So let’s get to it.
I decided to go to the party as I knew–and from seeing this footage of the group–that if I didn’t, I would be the topic of conversation, so arriving with a bottle of champagne stops it in its tracks.
Now the conversation with Brandi’s parents I thought was sweet–the way they were obviously aware that our relationship was no longer a positive one. Her mother, who I had invited to join us at dinner previously, a sweet woman, gently tried to explain how Brandi works, hurting feelings and then apologizing. It’s just unfortunate at this time. I am not interested. The friendship was not deep enough to weather that kind of storm. In regard to Brandi’s generous offer at my clothing event as she abused my beautiful olive tree, was supposed to shock, but no it was harmless. Words are just that. It didn’t offend me, but as usual, it was a classless example of somebody trying to garner attention.
Oh the shade of it all. “I’m not interested…the friendship wasn’t that deep in the first place. She’s a classless attention whore.” Continue reading
The past two weeks have not brought us many Bravo blogs. I guess even reality whores get the holidays off. But there are two RHOBH blogs that are a bit interesting. They are sort of from two weeks ago and or covering both weeks. It seems that Kyle is unhappy with some of the things she is seeing on the show now with regard to Lisa. And Lisa has a whole lot to say about the rest of them and seems to not be terribly fond of Yolanda.
Kyle’s Point of View:
We see Lisa V. and Ken return from Lisa getting her star in Palm Springs and debating whether or not they should go to Brandi’s housewarming. I can understand their reservations after the drastic turn their friendship took.
Lisa V. and Ken discussed whether or not I had called to congratulate her on her star in Palm Springs. Considering I was never told about it nor invited, that didn’t really make sense. Lisa said last week that she didn’t invite or want any of us there. Yet we are supposed to know and congratulate her? I was actually in Spain during this time and didn’t return until the night before Brooke’s wedding. Moments like this are frustrating and hurtful, because Lisa V. and I are in a good place now. That’s what is difficult about going back six months in time.
I’m not really looking forward to Brandi’s jaw dropping behavior on tonight’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and yet the time has come.
Brandi’s Housewarming Party
Kyle is still open to Brandi and is going to her housewarming party. She and Lisa Rinna ride together. Brandi was not ready when the guests arrived. Yolanda is very sweet to Brandi’s dad who looks really healthy at this time. I was sad to hear his health is failing again. Brandi walks up to Yolanda as she is speaking to her father and tweaks her boob. Classy Much to Brandi’s surprise, Lisa and Ken have a change of heart and arrive at the party. Leeza Gibbons was a party guest. Lisa Vanderpump says life is too short. She doesn’t want to keep the negativity going. But she’s clearly just doing it to try to keep the peace during filming. Lisa Vanderpump and her parents chat and Brandi feels ganged up on. Now she has another issue with Lisa. Adrienne Maloof shows up for some camera time with Jakob Busch. Is that relationship real?
Lisa Vanderpump is doing her annual charity clothing drive event for girls in foster care. Whoever gets those donations will be the best dressed girls in school for sure. I find it weird they always donate such dressy clothes.
Lisa is booked on Access Hollywood Live as a co-host. They make her do the ice bucket challenge
Eileen is taking paddle surfing lessons for her daily workout. That looks like a fun workout. The shore looks rocky though.
Kyle is teaching Portia how to make a sandwich and her oldest daughter, Alexia, how to do laundry. Kyle says Mauricio has never done laundry since Kyle has known him. Kyle is worried about her dwindling nest. Portia has a potty mouth.