Category Archives: Brandi Glanville

This Just In Photos of Kim Richards Driving Back and Forth To Those Hospitals

These Cabo hospitals have great swimming pools!

These Cabo hospitals have great swimming pools!

 

This week in Kathrine’s blog we heard of poor Kim Richards’ tireless crusades carting her family members back and forth to hospitals far and wide while applying cool towels to their sweaty brows. This is why Kim is not on social media Katherine says. Continue reading

63 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Kim Richards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH

Best Brandi Glanville Video EVER.

You guys are not allowed to view this unless you follow ChayEday on Twitter here And  subscribe to her Youtube  Here

Continue reading

35 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH

Watch What Happens Live With Mike Shouhed and Brandi Glanville

WWHL Mike and Brandi

I don’t understand why Brandi is there. They could have had someone from Southern Charm.  Or anyone else on the planet for that matter. Oh Andy says it’s because the RHOBH finale is tomorrow. Andy asks Brandi if she has ever met Mike. She replies that Mike just tried to have sex with her in the back. Mike says, “Believe me, you and Golnesa would say yes.”  Frankly, I’m surprised Brandi has not already offered. But we are only 30 seconds in. Brandi says she watched all the Shah’s shows on the plane over.

Andy asks her about the mask she Tweeted herself wearing on the plane and she acted like she did not want to discuss it because she was not being paid. #SMH She seems to think she is Oprah Winfrey or someone.  So I googled and it’s an “illumask” a $30 product from Ulta Beauty Supply that is a light therapy treatment for acne and acne scars. When Andy asks if it does something to your skin, she says, “Yes, it’s for helping you sleep!”  Oh Brandi. You have never been a good liar.

Brandi has new hair. It’s longer and less hay like. During the first game Brandi points out that she thinks Kenya and Apollo worked together on that whole storyline about them trying to get with each other. She bases this on the fact that Apollo is just too dumb.  Well, she’s right about that part at least.

Andy is being nice to Brandi. #cuts

Andy plays a clip from the reunion where he says to Brandi, ” Sometimes you are playing and you just take it a step too far.”  Brandi responds with “No, that’s bullshit. I’ve taken enough abuse since I have been here, I’m not taking it from you too.”  Andy says that Brandi was really pissed at him over that comment.  Um, really? That was your super mean girl move with Brandi, Andrew? That has been said by pretty much every sane person who watches the show for several seasons now.  Oh God.  Brandi says  she leaves the reunion feeling vindicated. I am starting to want to cut. I’ve never been a cutter before, but this seems like a good time to start because YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!  This is like when my ex tells me he is going to get counseling for his anger problems toward all the multitudes of women in his life (including a wife, btw) and he swears the therapist told him he was too selfless and needed to be more concerned with his own happiness and should try and find a new girl friend (to add to the list?). One can only hope that both Brandi and the ex are equally delusional about what happened at the reunion, and individual therapy respectively. Continue reading

90 Comments

Filed under Andy Cohen, Brandi Glanville, Mike Shouhed, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL

Are We Ready For This RHOBH Reunion?

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

Seriously? They are going to do blondes versus brunettes? Just ridiculous.

Is this the oddest seating arrangement ever? Since when is LVP not sitting to Andy’s right in the first position?  How did Eileen get stuck on the loser side?

Super emotional. It was dramatic. There was an eleventh hour smoking gun that was revealed. It was amazing!  Interesting to mention that the notes on Andy’s performance was that he laughed so much and they had to cut a lot of him laughing out of the show.

Eileen’s dress is awful, as is Brandi’s both for the same reason, the strapless top doesn’t fit them properly and Brandi looks like she is wearing shapewear without the dress on top. Lisa Rinna easily wins best dressed with Kyle and Kim also looking lovely. I wish LVP would stop with the pinky, purple lace table cloth things. They make her look matronly.

Click through for a recap….
Continue reading

124 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Eileen Davidson, Ken Todd, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Mauricio Umansky, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster

Brandi Glanville Seems Stuck in 2009

RHOBH Brandi Slaps Lisa

Banjo was up all night with some sort of tummy issue or something I thought I might have to take him in, then the asshole with the leaf  blower showed up a couple houses over shortly after 8 am, and I felt the need to guzzle a ton of beer and have a meltdown last night (I feel much better now. Sometimes you just need to let it all hang out).  So a midday nap went long and somehow this day has sped by me.  However, I was informed that my  purple pen was needed because Brandi’s blog is chock full of crazy. Again.  I think I am sort of immune to these blogs. It is clear that she isn’t writing them anymore, and that just makes the stupidity even more stupid.

Nonetheless, I can do this while binge watching season one of Married at First Sight, so let’s do this!

First of all the usual discussion about how much time she is spending with her boys was blathered on about. I am not sure anyone believes that. I do believe that she just now discovered that letting her boys be on the Internet unsupervised was poor thinking on her part. Continue reading

114 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits

RHOBH Amsterdam

Cheers, motherfuckers!  I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here.  I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight,  saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so I figure a few beers will bring me to a much more preferable I don’t give a shit mode.  So off we go.

We are back in Amsterdam. It really does look lovely. Speaking of lovely, I for whatever reason have been looking at lots of old picture of Kyle Richards lately. She has always been super stunning. Also while I am off topic, several tattle tales sent me stories today about Gigi Hadid having a serious coke habit, ALLEGEDLY.  I have been out of sorts all day and have not looked into it. I certainly hope it is not true but many of you claim to have seen some convincing video.

Moving on…

So apparently, Brandi fucks one of Lisa Vanderpump’s son Max’ school friends  the night before. I say, good for her. YOLO and shit. Get it while the getting is good, etc. Brandi is buying flowers  for Lisa Vanderpump to make up for slapping her. Brandi says it was a joke. See? Once again, Brandi doesn’t get that JOKES ARE FUNNY. Slapping is not funny. Brandi tries to give Lisa some flowers but she rejects them. Brandi seems to be pissy that Lisa will not accept her apology for her “joke.”  Lisa Vanderpump is laying into Yolanda about taking it easy on Brandi. Lisa says, “she’s your asshole, she’s not mine.”  Why is Yo pretending to wear clogs? Those thing are brutal. Continue reading

311 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Eileen Davidson, Ken Todd, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Mauricio Umansky, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster

The Gloves Begin To Come Off On Lisa Vanderpump’s Blog

RHOBH The Slap jpeg

 

This season’s RHOBH Reunion is going to be epic.  There are lots of people making shit up about what is going to happen but I am quite sure all of that will pale in comparison to what actually does happen.  I have never known Lisa to really go for anyone’s jugular on a reunion. Not even last season when the whole sordid mess was just about dumping on Lisa. But this time, as the title of her Bravo blog suggests, the line has been well and truly crossed by Brandi Glanville and all bets are off. Once someone comes after your marriage, and gets physical, it would appear that one does not have to avoid that person’s emotional buttons anymore. And this week, Lisa makes it clear she is done protecting Brandi Glanville.

So the slap…the long awaited slap that could be heard echoing through the Hills of Beverly. Now you know I have never insinuated that it was that hard. I had a small scratch on my upper lip from her acrylic claws, but the strength of the slap was not the issue. I think in her own distorted mind she thought this was playing, but no, it didn’t feel like that. First she pushed me…OK…But it wasn’t the actual slap. It was the violation…I haven’t had a hand laid on me since I was a child. Also, I might add that it seems ironic that this is the same person that constantly reiterates to Kyle, “Don’t touch me.” Might seem a tad hypocritical. Continue reading

116 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Bravo, Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH

12 Years A Slave: The Gregg Leakes Story By Chay Eday

OMG. Go follow Chay Eday on Twitter! Continue reading

44 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Bravo, Eileen Davidson, Gregg Leakes, NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA, RHOBH

Brandi’s Ghostwriter Is Obsessed With Lisa Rinna

RHOBH BRandi Glanvilles

 

Brandi Glanville’s blog ghostwriter, Kristine F. appears to be REALLY (heh) obsessed with Lisa Rinna.  This week Lisa Rinna basically did a 180 and made nice with everyone and did not begin to open her mouth to say anything negative to Brandi or Kim.  She didn’t even support Eileen when she took Brandi and Kim to task yet again.  Even so, Kristine still can’t help but take a few whacks at her.

Kristine supposedly accused another blogger of defamation for suggesting she is Brandi’s ghostwriter last week and then shut down her twitter accounts in a frenzy.  It’s clear she doesn’t know what defamation is as evidenced by this little quote in a blog where she writes as Katherine Hudson , ” Most of Rinna’s statements would be considered defamation outside of reality TV contracts, but the confusing motive is what has people worried.”  In fact, Kristine says that in pretty much everything she writes about Lisa Rinna. “Katherine has also said, ” So why is Rinna obsessed with unfairly defaming Richards?” Calling a ghostwriter a ghostwriter  or an alcoholic and alcoholic is not defamation. If Kristine was not writing incessantly for and as Brandi Glanville and was just some random chick on the Internet, she would never know anything about one story on a blog somewhere discussing her obsession with Brandi Glanville. Her denials are about as believable of Kim Richards’ slurry claims of sobriety. Continue reading

38 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Bravo, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap

RHOBH Amsterdam

It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way over, but the flight back is daylight the whole long way.

Yolanda wakes up ill. The Lisas walk up on Brandi and Kim and Kim immediately calls them “stoners.” They happily report that they had “one bite” (looked like more than that to me there, Pumpy) and they both slept 7 or 8 hours straight. Touché.  The Lisas ask what the plan is and the drunks say they are going shopping. Rinna asks if they would prefer to go by themselves and Kim who seems quiet sober  say, “no! we would love for you to join us!” as if she has no idea why they would not all be thrilled to spend the day together.  Eileen walks up and finds out that the Lisas are going shopping with the drunks. She says she’s going to a museum. She can’t figure out what Twilight Zone she has stumbled into where everyone is going shopping together like nothing happened the night before.  Eileen plans to go with Kyle and Yolanda. Rinna says she doesn’t want to hang with the good people because they will just relive the nightmare. She wants to just move on.  By the way, Kyle brought TWO of those caped jackets to Amsterdam.  Yolanda is staying in bed.

Kyle comes down to meet Eileen and explains that Yolanda is sick. Kyle seems shocked the other four are off together.

Amsterdam is gorgeous. This show is moving it up my list of destinations. Barcelona is sort of topping my list at the moment but my list is always changing with the terrorist activities. The foursome finds a se store. Eileen and Kyle find a confectionery  where Eileen enjoys a goodie while Kyle settles for simply having coffee. Continue reading

282 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Bravo, Eileen Davidson, Ken Todd, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster

Brandi Glanville Is Profoundly Stupid.

 

RHOBH Stupid People

Brandi’s Blog is up and I am going to run out of purple ink this week. Seriously. Brandi’s loons apparently have her convinced that her behavior is perfectly normal. It’s insane. She will be fine as long as she just reads the one or two sites that write blog posts as if she and Kim are not two embarrassing addicts on a show with comparatively very normal successful people.

Hyperbole: HORRIFIC

Jaws drop in stunned horror if I reply, ”I’ll knock your teeth out” (empty words thrown out when under verbal attack on RHOBH). Admittedly, not my greatest moment, but you try putting up with some of the “ladies” of Beverly Hills (or wherever they pretend to live). I will sincerely work on other ways to get crazy people yelling in my face to back up. Anyway, it’s called hyperbole, Kyle. Yeah, smart people know what that is. Kyle, look it up.

This is an example of hyperbole, Brandi. “Well now, one winter it was so cold that all the geese flew backward and all the fish moved south and even the snow turned blue. Late at night, it got so frigid that all spoken words froze solid afore they could be heard. People had to wait until sunup to find out what folks were talking about the night before.” (Paul Bunyon) See, smart people know that hyperbole is exaggerating a story to draw in an audience.”

This is an example of a threat of bodily harm. “I’ll knock your teeth out.”  In California, criminal threats can be charged whether or not  you  actually intend to execute the threat as a misdemeanor or a felony. Making threats to injure someone is not “hyperbole” if you later say you were just kidding.

As for the ladies pretending to live somewhere, everyone except for you (and possibly Kim) lives in Beverly Hills or Malibu.  You live in the valley in a rental. Continue reading

161 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Bravo, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having

RHOBH lisa lisa eileenOkay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape.

The Dinner From Hell

Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. Yolanda is trying to get the ladies to open up and talk about real things. Lisa Rinna is weepy. When Lisa was 6 her 21 year old daughter died of a drug and alcohol overdose. Lisa is worried about her own daughters family genetics with alcoholism.  That was one of the deepest producer driven plots to try and get to Kim I think we have ever seen, and clearly it works. Lisa tells Kim she is sorry if she has come off as overly invested in her business. She just has a lot of traumatic history on the subject.t Kim looks at her with an evil, dismissive face.

Kim begins to go in on Lisa and say that she has been sober for three years and in three years her friends and family have never seen her like that. Lisa says she has seen her like that. Kim says that Lisa has gone around to everyone to discuss her. Kim shakes her finger at Eileen’s face and says. “you too! you too!” Eileen calmly tells Kim not to point her finger at her. Lisa says she is concerned about her.

Kim says she is concerned about Lisa and her situation at home. Eileen steps in to defend Lisa and Kim is jabbing her finger toward Eileen saying, “Shut your fucking mouth! I’ve had enough of you, you beast!”  Kyle is already crying. Kim is pissed that Kyle didn’t defend her on the plane to Lisa. Kim makes fun of how Kyle curled up in a little ball in her plane seat. Kim starts in on Kyle saying that Brandi defends her more than Kyle does. Then she tells Kyle that Kathy would never act like this, she would have her back like a real sister. Lisa Rinna tells Kim that it is not okay to talk to people like that. Kim says “Oh really, why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down a little.” That’s interesting. I thought that Kim didn’t remember anything about the Poker Party night. Yet, she remembers being told to eat something to try and get her sobered up. Continue reading

469 Comments

Filed under Brandi Glanville, Eileen Davidson, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Yolanda Foster