I keep meaning to give a huge shout out to Yolanda Hadid for her miraculous recovery from Lyme disease. Since her second large divorce settlement she’s got a spring back in her step as she globe trots to watch her two beautiful daughters and one handsome son take over the modeling world. Her Instagram is full of beautiful photos of all the latest fashion shows interspersed with her book and other suggestions about how you too can beat your chronic invisible illness via the master cleanse and living on the ocean amongst the lemon grove.
Yesterday when Gigi was in Milan for a fashion show, she had to put her boxing skills to the test when that European prankster fool picked the wrong girl to mess with.
Lisa Rinna was honored for her charity work with Angel Food Project, a charity that delivers meals to the homebound, and well, most of the housewives were there. Eden Sassoon, Camille Grammer, Kyle Richards, and Dorit Kemsley were there to support her.
Am I the only one that thinks Camille is either back or at least an FOH? She sure does seem to be around a lot.
But I am more interested in who was NOT there.
The Feds are coming for Brandi Glanville for $29,396.35 from 2013, and $82,448.38 from 2014 and that is probably just Bravo. Why don’t these people know that as independent contractors that Bravo sends a copy of the 1099 they send to you each year to Uncle Sam? I wonder if the publishing companies use a 1099 or if this includes her book money? Because Brandi was on RHOBH (albeit for peanuts) and her first book came out in 2013.
Also, if she doesn’t pay taxes how come she can’t afford to pay rent and gets evicted out of everywhere the moment her lease is up?
When Kyle Richards posted the above photo on her Instagram while on a private plane on the tarmac at Los Angeles International, a few things began to happen. First, the idiot brigade showed up seemingly unaware of the Instagram filters on the photo and made all sort of comments about Kyle having unnecessary surgery. Look. I’ve never posted a thing on Instagram, and even I know that trees don’t grown on the ceiling of airplanes and Kyle is not really wearing that hat. But hey, I’m not really one to talk, because I ignored the fact that she was at the international terminal and immediately began an embarrassingly long fantasy that the RHOBH were going to show up on the RHOA camping trip that is currently underway. Clearly, I’m in no position to claim intellectual superiority in this instance, because I immediately started randomly IMing people on Twitter., “Stop what you are doing, young whippersnappers and go watch Kyle’s snapchat and report back to me!” Unfortunately, it was Saturday night and all the young whippersnappers were out getting drunk. Even more depressing, I eventually had to come to terms with the fact that my imaginary scenario was not true.
I would just like to say, that if I was in charge of the world, the RHOBH would in fact be in the backwoods with the RHOA fighting for their very lives at this very moment in time. I might even hire someone in a bear costume to roam around in the distance. When two shows are filming their seasons at exactly the same time, why can’t they do a joint trip? I know, I know it’s two different production companies on two different schedules, but in my perfect universe, this would happen.
Kyle and Dorit and their husbands
Kyle Richards put aside her plans to destroy civilization as we know it, up to and including attempting to destroy Luann’s love life, and quite possibly boiling babies just for kicks, in order to host a fabulous Great Gatsby party to kick of Labor Day Weekend.
Her evil plans included throwing a lovely soiree for all of her actual friends as well as inviting her RHOBH cast. I’ve confirmed that Erika Jayne, Rinna, Eileen, and Dorit were there. I’m not sure about Lisa Vanderpump. She may have been busy performing miracles or working selflessly in Baton Rouge to help the four legged flood victims. Or perhaps she was busy speaking at Mother Teresa’s canonization.
Anyway, I thought you guys might want to
say nasty things about see their outfits and r emind us what a horrible person Kyle is enjoy the festivities from afar. Click through for more!
There has been a LOT of bullcrap rumors about the infamous kiss between Tom and a mystery woman now believed to be former playmate Deborah Diggs (Miss March 1990) at The Regency. There is a ridiculously fake text that has been floating around for a while now that mysteriously appeared after the infamous finale that is still racking up comments here. Once the theory was put forward that production was the person who fed Bethenny the information, the fake text says that Luann and Tom were filmed on the infamous Wednesday night and Luann left and Tom stayed at the bar. I do not believe this. First of all if production had filmed they would have shown that with some sort of dramatic “Luann and Tom before the betrayal” crap on screen. They would have shown a happy Luann, completely unaware that Tom was about to suck face with another woman over and over and over. By Wednesday night, most of all the crew was in Miami getting releases from hotels and clubs they planned to film. Footage of Lu and Tom getting a drink at the bar would not be something they would send a crew to at that point in the season.
Also it was a ridiculous exchange by two ditzy females where one tells the other she met someone who knows someone who she really, really believes who said production was there after Lu left having drinks. Also unlikely crew would break down and put all of the cameras and filming items in the van if they were going out afterward on a Wednesday night, they would go to one of their usual places. In reality, it was a Wednesday and they had to work the next day either in NYC or Miami so any late night drinking probably did not happen at all. I do not believe the texts. There is no other information other than, production stayed and they were wondering how to get the info to Bethenny. How did this mysterious person that someone just happened to meet overhear all of that, and not mention seeing Tom and Deborah at all? It’s horseshit. You can believe it if you want, but I don’t.
I firmly believe that Bethenny had someone tailing Tom ever since she found out Luann was dating him. And it finally paid off. Perhaps with a little help from some LA contacts.