Cody Simpson, the 17-year-old crooner from down under, may have been prematurely booted from #DWTS last night, but he’s riding high today, releasing his Surfboard video in the wake of his DWTS publicity. His 19-year-old cradle robbing girlfriend Gigi Hadid stars in the sexy but not raunchy video set mainly on the beach. Continue reading
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Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion.
Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those two have tried to kill each other since day one. We are treated to a scene where Kim is called in to help Brandi memorize her three lines for a Lifetime movie. Kim says that Brandi is no Meryl Streep. Brandi teaches Kim how to pole dance on the pole….in her bedroom.
Kyle has a clothing line coming out for HSN. Who doesn’t. She hired a coach to prepare her to sell the line. She suggests deodorant on her top lip. How much does she get paid for this nonsense? Continue reading
Kandi Burruss is now Kandi Tucker as she and Todd finally made it down the aisle yesterday at Le Fais do-do (that’s doh doh !), a special events facility in Atlanta. Quotes abound from Kandi about how happy she is to be married to her best friend. It seems that Mama Joyce was properly sedated and did not object to the event. Kandi’s daughter Riley, Phaedra Parks, and Mama Joyce’s BFF Carmon were all in the wedding. The wedding party was dressed in floor length purple gowns. And of course the entire thing was filmed for Kandi’s wedding spinoff which is expected to be called Bridal Kandi. Tweets from attendees declare the event was “like a fairy tale.” Sidenote: Somebody bought Porsha Stewart some GINORMOUS boobies. Continue reading
Yep! It’s True! I am the Ghostwriter (please don’t tell anyone, no one knows Brandi has a ghost writer) For her next book, Tweeting and Parenting! Here is my outline so far.
Chapter One: Girl, You’re a Woman Now Keep Your Tampon Private
Chapter Two: Time To Stop Making out With Your Gay Male Friends
Chapter Three: Outing Others For Using a Surrogate is a Bad Idea (My most read post ever)
Chapter Four: How To Play The Victim Card Continue reading
Last weekend Brandi Glanville’s son Mason was hospitalized for an undisclosed medical emergency. I found that very odd because Brandi tweeted pictures of Mason in the ambulance and tweets every little thing that happens. So why not tell the world what happened to her kid? So of course now I must know what happened. Continue reading
Lisa Vanderpump has posted her Bravo blog and there is some interesting information in there. First she points out that several of the other cast members are not meeting their blogging commitments. Basically, Lisa, Carlton and Joyce get theirs up like clockwork, the others? Not so much. The implication was, they didn’t want the negative feedback for their behavior.
About Ken, Lisa said, “To have someone who is so principally minded, so loyal, on your side is the greatest comfort of all. Brandi had that with him, too, and she knew it and she blew it. For someone to protect you against others is reassuring when you don’t always make the best choices. Not many would put themselves in that position. He countless times, almost to the point of compromising his own integrity, went out on a limb for her. Thankfully he is now alleviated from that responsibility.”
Looks like there is no going back with Brandi. I hope she stands by that decision. Continue reading
So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting they say under their names below. Meanwhile I am twelve minutes in and would rather watch Nene Leakes do the rumba with a half nekkid man on repeat for an hour than watch this crap. Bring out the men. Give us something new! Anything except Brandi whining about Scheana (which is what this whole season has been about, Brandi’s jealousy of some waitress at a WeHo bar or Kyle continuing to bring up her husband’s infidelity over and over while begging no one else to mention it.
I think the next person that Yolanda tells to stay out of it should slap her upside the head! She is acting like someone moderating a debate on global warming. I’m cranky and I want her slapped! No sooner did I type this did Yolanda cut of Joyce and Joyce said, “You love to be the referee! You love to play director!” Yolanda does this snide laugh and says, “Did you hear what she said?” as if Joyce had said she had three heads. Andy takes Yolanda’s side and goes back on my shit list. He is such a power hungry person. Yolanda can be as hideous as she wants he will never call her out because of David Foster. Continue reading
Weekends are pretty slow blogging days up until Sunday night. But with the RHOA reunion filming last Thursday, the tea keeps coming this weekend. However, it is a beautiful day today and I have been looking forward to finally being able to do some gardening. So I did. I actually overdid. I am way to exhausted to do a whole bunch of detailed blogging on the dribs and drabs of tea I’ve been receiving all day. So you’ll have to settle for the down and dirty version.
We’ll start in Atlanta. Last night was Kandi’s Bachelorette party. It was held after she had a bridal shower earlier in the evening. Kandi, Porsha and Phaedra were all up in the club dancing and partying and having a great time. But they were not the only ones twerking. Phaedra hired (one of her clients?) a chubby little person female stripper to twerk for the ladies! No word on what Phaedra thought of how her lady garden was groomed. But this party is not the one I kept hearing about today. Continue reading
Not too long ago, Brandi Glanville appeared on Hello Ross! and as usual got a bit reckless with her mouth. Lisa Vanderpump has been laying low and out of the press, but said she had to come when Ross summoned her to his couch. Ross is beyond thrilled with himself to be the only interview Lisa is giving about the world’s most trivial reunion.
Ross asks why everyone is coming for Lisa this season. Lisa says they have just been beating her up for seven weeks now and to be honest, she can’t even watch the show anymore. He asks her if there is anyone on the cast she still talks to…she says Joyce and Carlton. So perhaps they will be back after all? Or maybe they are all leaving together? Lisa says Brandi is incarcerated now….working on Celebrity Apprentice. Continue reading
Despite the rumors of Joyce and Carlton being cut from the RHOBH cast for next season, it’s only now that contracts are actually being handed out. It is starting to look like the rumors are true at least for Joyce. If I had to cut two women it would be Kim and Brandi. I think that the Beverly Hills franchise should try to stay classy. While I was not particularly fond of Carlton this season, I think if they would edit her differently, we might come to like her. I also don’t think they should replace whoever they cut. Seven housewives is too many. Five would give us more insight into the ladies, make a better show and cut costs. When I am running Bravo, that’s what I will do.
But for now, let’s take a look at Joyce’s blog this week. She starts off with the same old Brandi issues that we were all tired of, but her take on Yolanda was very interesting. I really liked Yolanda on her first season, but then the season two monster arrived. There is something that happens to all the Bravolebrities in their second season, and usually it is not pretty.
I had great plans for this recap. Really, I did. But I can only work with what Bravo gives me and I am bored to death. This reunion is just awful. Since I really have nothing to say, I’m going to rely mostly on T. Kyle gifs. I had thought about doing a pyramid in the style of Abby Lee Miller, but they really didn’t give me anything to critique. I will instead simply rank the ladies performances from worst to best.