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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Season One Uncensored

Kyle Real Housewives of Beverly hills Are you fucking kidding me?


Okay what fresh hell is this Bravo? Are we really going to have a show about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season One? It appears we are. I’m in. But this had better be good.

Well, we begin straight off with Kim’s alcoholism.  On the last day of filming, they were at a huge birthday party for Taylor and Kim was wasted. Apparently, someone from production let Kyle know. Because, it’s apparently Kyle’s job to keep him reasonably sober. Kim stormed off the set drunk and went out to the limo to drink. Kyle went after her and that is when the infamous limo scene went down. Kyle says she just lost it.

Andy didn’t want to do Beverly Hills because they were already doing Orange County. Andy thought they would be too much alike.  It all started with Kyle. Kim’s audition tape is all about how Kyle doesn’t think she is good enough. Kim looks 20 years younger. So sad.

Lisa has a signed contract for Giggy. Apparently, this is a real deal. And such a clever way for her to be paid more than the other ladies. Or avoid taxes perhaps. I’m just saying. Lisa also wanted to go by “Pinky” on the show instead of Lisa. The producers told her that Pinky Vanderpump sounded like a bad porn star name and didn’t allow it.

Camille said that she didn’t think Kelsey would want her on the show.  Kelsey called production and made sure that RHOBH hired Camille to keep her out of his affair. Continue reading


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Here is Some Weekend Tea on RHOA, RHOBH, & RHONY

Is it me or is Gregg looking a bit beleaguered by his Japanese wife routine these days?

Is it me or is Gregg looking a bit beleaguered by his Japanese wife routine these days?


There is lots going on in the real housewives world and I wish I felt like giving it my full attention.  I’ll try to give you as much as I know and I hope this helps.

Let’s start with the RHOA.  Nene Leakes is in NYC doing way too much press for Chicago. Seriously, I think she is doing the most to keep people away from the show.  Porsha Williams is also in NYC doing press somewhere??? for RHOA.

Cynthia is doing some west coast press in LA and spent the day with Sonja Morgan and Kyle Richards who all appeared on ….. remember that show, I think it might just be online… with the Asian guy who used to work for Vogue and another girl? Anyway, Cynthia, Kyle and Sonja were both on it.

Nene posted a photo today of her and Cynthia “in the big apple.” The only problem with that is Cynthia is in LA.  The other problem with that is a bunch of people are asking me why Nene and Cynthia are sitting together in NYC both in black with Nene in a veil? Continue reading


Filed under Countess Luann, Cynthia Bailey, Entertainment News, Kyle Richards, NeNe Leakes, Phaedra Parks, Porsha Stewart, Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of New York, RHOA, RHOBH, RHONY, Sonja Morgan

Botched Recap: The Living Doll


By Lynn Carmer

TT was gracious enough to let me try out a little recapping. So let’s get “Botched,” shall we? For anyone who’s watched the show, we always meet three truly messed up people, some because of their own incessant need for plastic surgery, but a few who have been victims of truly horrible circumstances.

But the catch? Only two out of the three will get “unbotched” by the dynamic duo of Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif. Quick side note: Anybody notice the strange transformation that has occurred with our two, former and current, housewife husbands? I remember Paul as Adrienne Maloof’s goofy— saying whatever was on the top of his head— Botox-administering husband. While now, he has suddenly become Mr. Calm, the voice of reason. While Terry. He’s so … Terry, on steroids —insulting Paul, throwing deep shade left and right. It’s as if he’s transformed into the housewife he was always meant to be. Almost giddy —from freedom. (You can take a guess who he’s escaping from on those long shoots.)

Side note over. Who’s up first? Blondie Bennet whose moniker lists her as Dream Doll. Really? This will come into play later when I tell you what they call the other two patients. How to describe Blondie? Wellll, she looks like a older, emaciated version of Pamela Anderson with two bowling balls inserted under her chest cavity. She has had five boob jobs, chin Lipo (wtf?) cheek fillers and Botox, like everywhere. As the image of Blondie, parading around in fur bikinis that expose way too much under-boob, seers my retinas, she starts talking numbers. sigh She’s not doing either of us any favors. I hate math. But I will attempt to translate the various cc’s of implants. She started with 700 cc’s, they were large softballs; she moved onto 1200 cc’s, they were bowling balls; and finally ended up with her current 1700’s that are friggin’ soccer ball-sized boobs. On a frame the size of a prepubescent teen. And does she want to fix these monstrosities? Nope. She wants to be twice the size. Of course. Continue reading


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Brandi Glanville’s New Show Is Couples Therapy For Single People

RHOBH Brandi


Brandi Glanville’s new show is the latest incarnation from Irwin Entertainment! I love Irwin Entertainment!  I’m currently an episode behind on their Couples Therapy show and watched every season of Celebrity Rehab.  It appears that Celebrity Rehab is no longer filming so this is the closest that Brandi Glanville and this gang can get.  The new  show Famously Single  “explores and analyzes the compelling world of celebrity romance. Through eight, hour-long episodes, viewers get exclusive access to the rich, (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) famous, and seemingly lovelorn. Bringing their romances from tabloid headlines to life, eight single celebrities will reveal the truth behind their breakups, public divorces and bad relationships, ( As if we needed to hear about how Eddie cheated with LeAnn some more…) and then with the help of a team of experts, (You are going to need  Dr. Drew for this) attempt to identify, and solve their relationship concerns (falling down drunk, exposed vagina,  Tampon strings, physically carried out of gay clubs,  violent drunken attacks on other women,  blackouts,  homelessness, public displays of stupidity to name just a few) once and for all.  (good luck with that) Hear directly from the source and find out why these celebs have it all  (We’re going to need a GYN for this part) … but can’t seem to find love.”

Just like Couples Therapy and  Celebrity Rehab the eight love-challenged celebrities move into a loft in downtown Los Angeles where relationship therapist Dr. Darcy Sterling, along with other experts (hopefully shrinks, addiction counselors, and medical doctors who deal with STDs)  will help these stars come to terms with the cold hard truths behind their questionable romantic history. Through a series of exercises, one-on-one sessions and real dates, viewers will get a voyeuristic bird’s eye view of the stars’ emotional journeys as they learn how to find love. The celebs will be paired up for most exercises resulting in the perfect balance of conflict and chemistry as they challenge each other through their relationship-rehab. Continue reading


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In Other Brandi Glanville is a Twatwaffle News…

No fun to be sober

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So TMZ has a photo of Brandi, Kim Richards and Yolanda filming in Beverly Hills Park over the weekend.  I can’t afford the picture so click here to have a peek. While TMZ promotes the story as Kim Richards filming again for  RHOBH. They seem to have buried the real lead.

The shirt that Brandi Glanville chose to wear to film with KIM RICHARDS who has a tenuous grasp if any on her sobriety reads, “It’s not fun to be sober” and likely will be for sale in her t-shirt shop very soon. Continue reading


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Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd Sue Their Former Attorney over Villa Blanca Case

RHOBH Ken and Lisa

We see a lot of employee drama and inappropriate behavior on Vanderpump Rules which is filmed primarily at SUR and occasionally at the Vanderpump’s other restaurants PUMP and Villa Blanca.  But there is a lot of real drama we don’t see, especially when it comes to Villa Blanca.


I followed a case over the course of two years where a woman named  Karina Bustillos sued Villa Blanca claiming sexual harassment in the workplace. I was pretty much the only site reporting on this case as I had a source inside the court room that kept me up to date. After the court ruled in favor of Bustillos, Lisa Vanderpump went on Twitter and TMZ claiming victory.  That must be a housewife disorder. a particular housewife that I wound up in court with seemed to think she won as well. It’s odd to watch people blatantly lying about a provable fact. Some idiot even tweeted my reporting on the story to Lisa pointing out she was lying which resulted in her blocking me on Twitter. Thanks, asshole. But I digress. Continue reading


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