Yesterday was a very busy (and record breaking) day on Tamaratattles.com and last night as I was trying to wind down I happened to notice an old post from 2012 trending. Apparently, there was a late night insurgence of people Googling the phrase, “I Hate Audrey O’Day” so let me type it again to attract more like minded individuals. And that is why recapping this episode suddenly surged in priority to ASAP, which is now. Unfortunately, I was out renewing my car tags and getting emissions tests and going into a gas station swarming with cops most of the day followed by sibling phone catchups. So I’m here now, and I’m on it!
Oh this will be good. I had forgotten that we left off with the lab rats about to be confronted by under cover dating coaches who witnessed their crappy behavior in the club the night before. You must read about that! This should be gooood.
The hot guy that Aubrey blew off mid-conversation was kind to her but told her that common courtesy requires some sort of “good bye” or “it was nice to meet you.” Aubrey finds this to be unnecessary.
Willis actually asked the female dating coach to join him in the bathroom of the club for sex within seconds of talking to her.
Calum seems to have charmed the dating coach when the cameras were off but as soon as the cameras were on he immediately said, ” I don’t have to explain anything to you!” and walked off. Normally, I would think the guys would turn ON the charm for the cameras. But this makes me think he has a girlfriend and doesn’t want to get caught picking someone up in a bar.
Yikes! I had to endure two full minutes of Botched before this show started and now I’m not sure I will see the end of the show. I’m not really sure that I want to watch this show. I find Aubrey O’Day to be even more hateable than Brandi. I feel bad that Pauly D hooks up with her and is still seeing her. Although Brandi and Calum seem to have some sort of a thing going on, they live on separate continents so it’s not that serious. But they do text a lot.
The new shrink is Dr. Darcy Sterling. She dresses a lot like Brandi, I’m just pointing that out already. She greets Brandi first. Brandi says she got a divorce because her husband like a variety of pussy an not just one. She says she is still single because she sabotages relationships when the guy gives any indication of cheating. Who knew I had something in common with Brandi? Except for me, it’s not just cheating. It’s lying and betrayal of any sort.
Next is Jessica White. I have no idea who she is but I always think it is funny when black people have the last name “White” and when white people have the last name “Black.” She’s a “supermodel.” I also feel like supermodels must be just gagging on their geritol at this young crop of women who all claim to be supermodels. She seems like a starfucker.
It’s official! Yolanda Foster will not be returning to RHOBH! As I first excluscively reported here, there has been confirmation by my sources that Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi will all be back full time, Eileen Davidson is at least temporarily a part-time housewife and Kathryn and Yolanda are officially out.
Today, Yolanda has officially announced that she will be leaving the show. I don’t think she had a choice in that situation. Lisa Vanderpump has won the war. Congrats and Thanks to #TeamPinky
Fingers crossed for Shiva to take her place!
Andy began with a solemn speech about the murders of the LGBT members and friends in Orlando. He was a bit teary eyed but on with the show we must go. It’s just so heartbreaking.
Shervin won’t admit that Mike cheated ?! What the hell is wrong with him? There are women coming out of the woodwork with tales of his cheating. And hotel employees.
Brandi accuses Shervin of being gay. Then says she was joking.
Calum Best is the bartender.
St. Martin’s Press
Remember when St. Martin’s Press had some semblance of credibility? Not so much anymore. Yolanda has signed a book deal with them to regale us with her stories of her “invisible disability.” This scam gets more lucrative by the day. Where the hell did she get that puppy from? Is it just randomly photoshopped in?
I can’t with this woman.
I presume this will be filed in the FICTION aisles.
Yolanda Hadid is back in Tahiti for the second time in three months. I was thinking what a long, tiring journey that trip would be even ensconced in first class. It’s about 15 hours from Atlanta. Then I realized she’s already on the pacific and could simply go the other way around the world. For her, it’s just an eight and a half hour commercial flight, probably shorter on a private plane.
Is it just me or does this look like someone celebrating a financial settlement after a miraculous brain regeneration and recovery from invisible disease? She says on Instagram that she is , ” ❤Looking into a happy & healthy future, never looking back…” So um, YAY! She is healed! ?
Oh and Bella and Anwar seem to be breezing through their modeling schedules as well. It’s a miracle, y’all!