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For Those of You New to Lisa Rinna…

Here, once again with feeling, is what happened to her lips, when she was 24 years old. This clip is from 2013. I think she has a pretty attitude about a dumb mistake she made in her youth.  Hopefully, we can drop this issue now, or at least have a link to refer everyone to when it is continuously brought up.

At least it isn’t as bad as what young women and transgender folks on a budget are doing TODAY (shooting silicone into their chest and buttocks)  despite having the facts and knowing it is illegal and has lethal side effects.

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Lisa Rinna Is A Much Needed Truth Cannon on RHOBH

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Lisa Rinna’s Bravo Blog this week manages to put Brandi and Kim’s crazy into sober (SWIDT?) perspective. The thing is, my brain is full. I’ve learned a lot of stuff in life. I’ve got a lot of memories. My hard drive is full. I have like 2%  left of room to save shit. So Real Housewives is nowhere near making the cut for my memory bank. So since I save these blogs to discuss at the end of the week and over the weekend,  I’ve forgotten more of the episodes than I remember. Reading Lisa’s blog is super helpful to me because I find myself saying, “Oh yeah, that is exactly how things went down. I had forgotten.”

I had hoped that she would address Kyle’s use of the word “sober” in relation to Harry. Frankly, I don’t know if Harry quit drinking because he was an alcoholic, or because he was worried he might be headed there, or because he had a drinking problem or because he didn’t want to drink anymore because alcohol killed so many of his family members. It really doesn’t matter. I don’t think whatever the situation is it is some shameful secret. Harry is living an alcohol free life according to Lisa. Good for him if that is his choice. I’m not sure why Kyle or anyone else is concerned with the time frame or whether or not he has a collection of poker chips on his dresser. Continue reading

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Who is More Hilarious? Brandi Glanville? Or Her Ghost Writer “K.H.”?

 

RHOBH Brandi tosses wine on Eileen

So a funny thing is going on with Brandi Glanville, allegedly. We all noticed she had a ghost writer who had some writing issues over the past few weeks. I hope she is not paying her. Despite claiming to have a Master’s in “English & Writing” she seems to have missed the classes on punctuation adjacent to quotations.  I know I hate quotations more than anything in the world because of all the punctuation involved. It is the worst part of covering WWHL and some trials. It’s tedious and slows down my ability to get things up in a hurry.  But if I were putting someone else’s name on my writing, I’d make the extra effort.

So this person is also writing blog entries as a small gossip site using a pseudonym, “K.H.”  She has written five articles for the site since beginning her Brandi campaign 11 days ago.  Coincidently, all of her Brandi posts have people commenting with things like  “This is the fairest article!”  “This is the truest article!”  “This is an accurate article”  “Well thought out article!”  “Excellent article!” It’s hysterical.  The only comments not written by the author are slam the stupidity of the posts.

The post themselves are 1,000 word essays on Brandi’s “brand” and all of her accomplishments and how the other RHOBH have nothing going on and the show would be cancelled if she left. HILARIOUS stuff.  Brandi is getting a bad edit. The other ladies are jealous.  Lisa Rinna doesn’t know enough about Kim to call her an addict. You know, the same shit  from Brandi’s blogs.

Anyway, someone sent me the link and the more I pay attention to it the funnier it gets. Clearly, I’m not interested in sending the site any traffic. You’ll just have to trust me that it is funny. Continue reading

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Lisa Rinna on Kelly & Michael

Kelly and Michael

I’ve been trying to do this post about Lisa Rinna on Kelly & Michael and my Dance Moms recap all day but between the PLATE SIZED snow flakes outside all day beckoning me and Banjo out into the hood and the Jodi Arias case going to the jury I have fallen behind. Sorry, me and Banjo LOVE snow.  Sidenote: we were pretty much the only ones out in it which was problematic when one of us got tangled in a briar patch whilst the other one became impatient.  Anyway. On to the show.

Lisa comes out in a skin-tight orange dress with black accents on the sleeves. Clearly, Lisa Rinna and Kelly Ripa are two peas in a pod when it comes to starving themselves to be tiny. I’m just saying. And they are both on something that makes them both very perky because you know they are starving and can’t possibly be that pleasant without some sort of medical intervention.

Kelly wants to know what Lisa’s survival techniques are for being on the show. She says well, first of all I knew everyone except for Brandi Glanville coming on to the show. She’s know them all for two decades or more. She says survival for her is telling the truth and being her authentic self. That is all she knows how to do. Kelly says so since you know them, when you are filming to you think to yourself, “Why are they doing that? What is going on?”  Lisa says, “Yes, every moment of every day.” She says they have had a lot of fun and do a lot of fun things. This is not the hardest job. I go to parties and I go to lunches. I go to more parties, I go to more lunches. And then we go to Amster…DAMN!”  Kelly says that seems like a recipe for disaster. Continue reading

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WWHL With Lisa Rinna

WWHL Lisa Rinna

 

Lisa tweeted before the show began that she was full of piss and vinegar. So that gives me hope this might be a good show. Also, Lisa was photographed being carried over a snow bank into the building to film. It’s all over the tabloids today. This Morning Wendy Williams threw some shade at Andy by putting up the picture saying  Lisa was in town “for something.”  She went on to point out that Lisa was wearing heels and no coat and if she was local she would know to wear her Uggs inside and then change shoes. I guess this feud has NOT been put to rest. Um, why would someone from L.A. need Uggs? Side note: Don’t you hate when Californians wear Uggs and scarves and knit hats in summer with shorts? What is up with that? I bet those knit hats hold in their hippie smells (patchouli and weed). Ew. Just EW.

Okay my stupid Charter DVR needs like a rest between taping shows so if you tape two things at 10 pm then whatever you tape at 11 is “clipped.” Because, Charter.  So I missed the first minute but the deal is that it is Dakota Fanning’s 21st Birthday and for some reason at the bar there is both an ice sculpture of Giggy and some sort of Frat boy theme with a topless male bartender and jello shots.  It’s basically something out of one of Andy Cohen’s wet dreams.

Holy Shit! Dakota is in the first chair. Let’s hope it is because it’s her birthday and not Andy throwing shade. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”

RHOBH Scavenger hunt

Photo: Twitter

 

We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there!  Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim).  The scavenger hunt is done by a company who puts these thins on for corporate team bonding. It requires problem solving and teamwork. Kim is bitching about it already and they haven’t even started yet. This reminds me of the time we all had to stand in a circle in the parking lot of the school and throw a giant dead fish at someone in the parking lot and give them a compliment. I hate that shit. But this seems fun. I like scavenger hunts and keep wanting to go geocaching. But that would require leaving you fucknuts unsupervised.

Anyway, no time for fascinating personal stories, I have a Jodi Arias blog to get back to. Let’s get this recap up and done!  Kyle is captain of Team #1 (  Brandi & Camille)  Eileen is captain of Team #2  ( Kim and Lynn)  and Yo is captain of Team #3 ( Lisa & Lisa)  they select teams by random draw.  Clearly this was not random at all and Team Three will win.

Team #1 has all the stupid people except Kim. They can’t finish the first task.  Eileen is handicapped by Kim. I don’t know who this random Lyn person is. Am I supposed to? Actually, Team #3 is dumber than I expected. Eileen may have to win this despite her two person handicap. Yolanda sucks at cooperating with her own team. Kim is even worse.

At the finish line all the cheating comes out. Eileen’s team basically won for not cheating. The entire scavenger hunt took less than four minutes. They made it seem like it was all day event.  In Brandi’s talking head she says there is nothing Kyle can say to make up for what she has said to her. Really? That’s hilarious.  Production kicks Camille and Lynn out so that serious fake filming can begin. Yolanda announces that everyone is going to Amsterdam. Brandi says that they can smoke pot. Vanderpump and Rinna want to do it too. Brandi says “It’s amazing there’s hookers and windows!”  While I did walk through the red light district with my parents as a kid, (what were they going to do with me?) I was more traumatized by the Anne Frank House and the Dutch boy who my parents and his parents made us take a picture together. #ChildhoodTrauma

Why would Yolanda have a man on standby to run out and fix the dishwasher but no maid in sight to load the dishwasher? She’s rich, and deathly ill! Two fabulous excuses not to lift a finger!  Yolanda explains that the Dutch are assholes. You would know this if you had ever been to Holland, or even Curacao. I still think Germans are worse. Continue reading

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Brandi Does a Profanity Laced Rap On Steve Harvey Show

Four months ago, Brandi Glanville was flashing her lady parts and acting like a whore on Steve Harvey and he saw a ratings draw so he had invited her back to be her trashy, classless self once again. The video about is just a taste of what you missed. A lot of this is as put on as the vocal fry so popular in Southern California. I get that. But why would a mother go on TV and act like a whore with no filter over and over and over again. I’m starting to think LeAnn doesn’t even want those boys. Which is sad because someone needs to raise them.

Last time that Brandi was there, Steve would not let her date either of the men she picked. He is back to try again. Did you know Brandi has an app where you can block yourself from contacting certain people when you are drinking? I need an app that keeps me from drunk emailing. Can someone get me one of those? We should be safe until Easter for that.

They talk about Celebrity Apprentice Steve asks if they have made up. Brandi says, “No, but I think you need to set her up because she needs love more than anyone I’ve ever met in my life!” Steve says she fought with everybody this season on RHOBH, he wants to know why?  She says, ” They fought with me! I think they all sit around pretending to be perfect and it’s an easy bandwagon to jump on so they come after me and I fight back! ”  Brandi needs to sell T-Shirts that say “It wasn’t me!”  Continue reading

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News From the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion

Andy RHOBH reunion

 

The RHOBH reunion was filmed on Friday. By all accounts it was a ten-hour ordeal for the gang.  Andy said it was the most intense RHOBH reunion in five seasons and that wore him out.  It seems he placated the Pump though as sources indicate that Lisa was not the victim this season and became quite aggressive with Brandi. Eileen and Lisa Rinna went hard on Brandi as well.  Eileen was mostly composed but not particularly reserved when it came time to go toe to toe with Brandi.  Brandi’s own twitter account says that she pissed off “everybody.” Her fans were delighted by the news.

Despite much online chatter about whether or not Yolanda’s health would allow her to attend, there was never any question in my mind that she would. And indeed she did.  She may have gotten a few accommodations with breaks and such, but she was there. Continue reading

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Brandi Thinks Everyone is Violating Kim’s Privacy…

Brandi At least I'm not doing Chrystal Meth in the Bathroom

Seems like just yesterday…

So next week’s previews showed Lisa Rinna and Brandi chatting about Kim Richards. In this conversation, several innuendos are made. It seems that Brandi is saying that Kim is constantly high on Fentanyl from a patch she is swiping from Monty and  according to Brandi, Kim is suicidal.

So now what? Clearly, Lisa and Eileen decide to forge ahead with some sort of intervention. We all know that doesn’t go well. What I am dying to see is how Brandi comes out of the situation smelling like a rose with regard to Kim. Does Brandi lie to Kim about what she told Lisa?

After the failed intervention, can we go back to some other storyline? We get it. Brandi is a wino. Kim is an addict.  Will we at least be able to enjoy the Amsterdam episodes in peace? Can we maybe focus on the city and see the sites instead of forcing Kyle to argue with Kim on camera some more? I’m not holding my breath. Continue reading

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Kim Richards Posts Third Delusional Blog in a Row

GIF BY RealityTVGIFs a blog by T. Kyle MacMahon  on Tumblr

GIF BY RealityTVGIFs a blog by T. Kyle MacMahon on Tumblr

I like to save my Bravo Blogs for the end of the week when other stories start to die  down. Especially this weekend when there is not RHOA episode AGAIN.  I need something to talk about with you guys then, which is why I don’t care for posts about the blogs the second they come out.

Anyway, Kim seems to have a new ghost writer this week. This one doesn’t even try to write in Kim’s voice. But she is expressing Kim’s message loud and clear and that message is “I DID NOT RELAPSE!” There are heaping helpings of blame to go around. Kim on the other hand excepts zero responsibility. It’s just like the time Kingsley bit Kyle’s kid and Kim blamed the kid.

If you are bored on a Saturday afternoon, give this collection of Kim Richards posts a read. Let me know if you sense a theme. Continue reading

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WWHL With Lisa Vanderpump

WWHL Lisa Vanderpump

My DVR has been cutting things off lately so this show is starting with the introductions missing. I am already displeased. I really hate Andy and Lisa Vanderpump together the just ramp each other up on the shade. Andy goes right to the clip about Kristen getting fired and Lisa just can’t agree enough about the kitchen celebration. Eventually, the move on to Lisa talking about how horrible Stassi’s critique of the wedding was.

On to RHOBH… Andy seem to always fully invest in the storylines. He really speaks as if he believes everything on the show. Like Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse. Even Lisa’s subtle hints  of “more like 21 minutes” cause Andy to insist she did the whole three weeks.

Andy asked her what she though about Lisa and  Eileen’s attempts to address the problem with Kim. Lisa says she was trying to steer clear of the whole thing. Lisa said that when she asked Kim in Paris if she had taken a sleeping pill she was met with hostility. Also, she was not at the poker party so she didn’t see for herself what had really happened. Lisa says they are coming from a place of love, but they are headed for trouble. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:

RHOBH Brandi Yolanda Sister Act

Yolanda Foster

Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit.  Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically doing my Lent plan!  I love how Yolanda has to tell the yoga instructor she has had no sugar and no alcohol. He seems to care not at all. I wonder if these yoga scenes are being aired out of order.

Yolanda is organizing a scavenger hunt all over Beverly Hills. It sounds like so much fun. I love stuff like that.

Brandi Glanville

Ken is planning a surprise birthday party for Lisa. He calls Brandi to invite her but requests that she be on her best behavior. Brandi is offended. Because, Brandi.

RHOBH Lisa  Pump Table Read

Eileen Davidson

Eileen and Vince are eating dinner at an outdoor table at a restaurant with the magnificent looking salads and seared scallops. I want to go there! Eileen ordered pasta!  I don’t think it ever touched her lips but she twirled it around a lot. Of course the topic is…Kim. Because clearly that is all they are going to talk about this season. It’s such a waste of Eileen and Lisa Rinna. They have so much going on in their lives that I was hoping to see. It looks like Vince has written a new script and they have invited all of the lades over to …I’m not sure. Do a reading? Surely they are not auditioning. Am I the only one looking for Eileen’s nipples in the talking head with her green lace top? I guess there is a nude underlining.

Everyone except Brandi is invited to the table read. Kim tells Kyle on the way to Eileen’s that she thinks Eileen overstepped her bounds bringing them together to talk. Kyle is worried about Brandi hurting Kim. The two Lisas chat on the way to Eileen’s house.  Rinna wants to confront Kim and Vanderpump says she has tried that and we don’t know what is really going on. Vanderpump wants to stay out of it.

At the party, Vince chats up Kim and asks about her most famous co-workers as a child. Vince is so good with these women. Except he doesn’t give Rinna a role, he makes her the announcer. Vanderpump wants to change roles with Rinna. In the talking head Vanderpump makes it clear she is unhappy with her part because it only has two lines. On the vanity of these ladies. Anyway, the script reading went well I suppose because the footage was short and everyone was sober.  Oh wait there is another scene where Vanderpump demands to hold Eileen’s Emmy and she graciously lets her.

The Lisa and Eileen are talking about Rinna’s lunch with Brandi last week and Kim stumbles into the conversation. Kim talks about wanting to have her friend and her sister. /eyeroll Kyle looks 20 years younger on the episode. Seriously. She looks beautiful and almost like she has work done or gotten a really good facial. Mabye it’s just that she is not wearing much makeup at all. She’s really quite pretty. Vanderpump and Rinna are trying really hard to be supportive of Kim. They are offering her help and suggesting she stay in touch with someone on a daily basis and she totally blows them off.

OMG! OMG! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE STARTS MARCH 5TH ON THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 9 PM! YAAAAAAS!

RHOBH Lisa Pump Surprise

Lisa Vanderpump

Kyle goes to see Lisa about Kim.  Kyle is worried that Kim is revealing too much personal information to Brandi. Brandi has quite the history of stabbing people  in the back  with information they have shared. Lisa says that Kim treats Kyle like shit because they will always be sisters. But with Brandi she has to cultivate the friendship.

Vanderpump’s birthday party is at Pump. Vince and Eileen arrive first and hit the bar. I love this couple. Vince is just so fine with whatever. Rinna comes next and both Rinna and Eileen are in pink.  Because, Pinkie.

Brandi is in the car with her gay roommate and Kim and Kathy Hilton. Brandi is telling Kathy Hilton about the new girls. She has nothing but bad things to say about them. Because, Jealous. Brandi says that she did throw wine in Eileen’s face “on accident.”  Lisa’s gay (shut up)  Lance Bass was there and Mohammed and his current chick. Brandi is correct that Mohammed’s toast is creepy. Vanderpump challenges Brandi to sing her a song about how sorry she is. And Brandi does. Brandi also looks prettier than usual tonight. Maybe production is just giving everyone good lighting. I’ve paused at Kyles talking head and she looks no where near as pretty as they do on the actual show.  Everyone sings. Well no one can really sing except Lisa Rinna. She sounded pretty good. Eileen stayed in her seat like a dignified woman. Or else she was home fucking Vince by then.  Either way. Smart move. Brandi mocked the girls having fun together as the” menopausal women.” Oh Brandi, your time is so much closer than you think and karma is a bitch.

Lisa and Brandi pretend to steal the center pieces. That’s an interesting duo. I would totally walk out with a centerpiece. I’ve been know to do it at weddings. Particularly, if I did the floral arrangements….Ken bought Lisa the pink ring she wanted. At a steep discount with the Bravo promotion.

Eileen approaches Kyle about Kim. It’s not really her place. Eileen wants to know if she has a sponsor. Kyle says in her talking head that she knows that the new girls

Next Week: David Foster has a cool charity event and it looks like the ladies go via his private jet. Yolanda’s scavenger hunt happens. Kim goes off on Lisa Rinna. And the ladies go to Amsterdam! I love a good European vacation episode!

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