I am gonna miss you, girl
Okay something tells me that there will be few secrets revealed and I am in a hurry to get to Shahs of Sunset that premieres tonight. So I am going to blow through this with a quickness.
Phaedra and Porsha want to give Kim a makeover. Who in the holy hell would want two THOTs to give you a makeover? I love Kim Fields looks. Except for that crappy silver dress for the opening scenes. Kim is way prettier than the Ps. I know the I am the only one, but I am going to miss Kim Fields. There. It feels good to admit it.
Cynthia and Mallory talk about Cynthia’s crappy marriage. ICYMI, CDAN posted a crazy blind about Peter hooking up with Porsha so I am looking at any hints by production that it happened because surely they would have caught wind of something like that, right? I think if it did happen it was early on in the SportsOne process and that is why Kordell is gone from that venture. Anyway, people are blowing me up on Twitter like this is my blind, and it is not. I am torn to pieces about whether to believe it or not so I just had to bring it to my people. It would explain some things. I’m just saying. Peter and Noelle got for a manipedi? Why? Noelle saw the video of Peter and that girl. Noelle says he looked sloppy. It’s clear that Peter lived in Charlotte except for filming. This is actually a good episode. Lots of new footage. Worth a watch.
I forgot about Porsha’s speech to high school kids. So disgusting. That principal got a lot of backlash. Who brings a THOT to a high school? She breaks into her preacher mode. But she is giving a speech about I dunno what. The audience shots are hysterical. She tries to have three steps and she LITERALLY cannot count to three.
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The Booze Cruise
We start right off with Porsha and Shamea acting a fool on the Booze Cruise and Porsha’s first violent episode of the season caught on camera. Production opted not to show all of the long drawn out Porsha meltdown and how long it took her to calm down in the actual episode. Let’s hope that lost footage gets shown this time.
Oh but no. Shady Andy reads a nasty comment from a viewer asking CYNTHIA when she became such a thug. This explains a lot. I am hearing there is a lot of anger from both the crew that has to be present for all of Porsha’s violence and the cast over Andy and Bravo’s other executives nonchalant attitude regarding Porsha’s violence. Andy allowed Porsha to make excuses for her behavior and blame Cynthia and then read nasty comments to Cynthia as if they are not dealing with a violent THOT. Oh wait, we have made it EXACTLY three minutes into this episode without blaming KENYA MOORE. Some dumb cunt writes in that all three times there was violence on the show, Kenya was involved. The cunt satchel is talking about Pillow Talk, where Brandon was attacked by Apollo, Kandi went buck wild and everyone lost their shit, The reunion, when Kenya’s “involvement was getting attacked!” and Lake Lanier, where her involvement was asking an uninvited guest who was being ratchet to leave the event. What the fuck is wrong with these people and why does Andy delight in making EVERY SINGLE ALTERCATION about Kenya???? I can’t wait to see how Andy manages to blame KENYA for Porsha beating down some girl in the alley when my sources say it all went down before Kenya even arrived. I’m sure he will come up with something. Then Andy brings up that SIX YEARS AGO Sheree grabbed Kim Zolicak’s hair. He is desperate to defend the THOT in any way he possibly can. Now Andy gives Porsha plenty of time blame Cynthia again. This is just ridiculous. Then they play Porsha attacking Kenya again. Porsha says she takes responsibility for her actions but it is Cynthia’s fault.
Porsha says something about Kenya and a one eyed African trying to deflect from the fact that Kenya said she beat down her assistant at the finale filming. WTF?
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By Contributing Writer Ben C.
DISCLAIMER: before you begin, know that I am, will always be, forever have been, signed, sealed, delivered #TeamTwirl. In the words of my wise mentor, “Don’t come for me, unless I send for you.”
She’s back!!! By she, I mean me. Did you miss me? Okay, don’t answer that. But really though, everyone needs to send major props and huge e-hugs to T.T. This shit ain’t easy.
I’d have to say, round one of this reunion, without a doubt, goes to Kim Fields. I’m giving her a pass on that frock she’s wearing – made from cheap go-to bridesmaids dress materials, complete with built in capri pants. The woman literally has bermuda shorts on, peeking through the slit of her dress. Shoutout, however, to her hair and makeup team. This recently adopted Marilyn style is giving me life (so stay out of my way!) Save Kim’s shorts, I think everyone looks stunning. I always think Atlanta has the best looks of any franchise during reunions.
We go through the usual introductions and hellos from Andy to all the ladies. He starts with Kenya, and immediately asks about the pregnancy rumors. She plays coy and says she can’t really tell anyone anything right now. Porsha is a new aunt, and just met her niece the day before the reunion. Cynthia compares her look tonight look to a flower…ready to get picked apart. Andy asks Kandi to stand up and do a twirl. He comments she looks like ‘Xscape Kandi.’ Her newborn baby Ace is doing great. Phaedra called Jesus on the main line and Cynthia recommends she send a backup text. Something tells me Phaedra would get the “New Phone. Who Dis?” response. Continue reading
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Grab your LVP Sangria, your Unfiltered Blonde, or your SkinnyGirl Margaritas or your sweet tea and find a comfy spot on the sofa with your favorite quilt and prepare yourself for part one of the Cage Match that is the RHOA Reunion.
Tonight’s Matchups include Kenya v Phaedra, Kenya v. Kim and perhaps even Kenya v Porsha will air in the first episode.
But perhaps the most interesting will be Kandi v Phaedra. It seems that have some never before discussed beef to get out of their systems. Continue reading
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It’s the last episode of RHOA before the three part finale and I’m okay with that. This Christmas party we are going to see tonight was filmed a couple weeks after all the other filming wrapped. I thought that was weird at the time. Let’s see how we end this.
OMG! Phaedra is calling in Dwight to plan the Christmas party! I love Dwight!
For some reason we are going to a cemetery with Todd and Kandi to put flowers on Todd’s mother’s grave. I’m just not feeling all the death and dying stuff that seems to be everywhere lately.
Porsha and Phaedra are talking about how the FEDs magically appeared at Kandi and Todd’s house to seize Apollo’s big boy toys. Phaedra is acting like she doesn’t know a thing about that.
We are ten minutes in and I haven’t had anything to say. Part of me was mesmerized trying to watch Phaedra make a sweet potato soufflé. At one point she got a lemon out of the refrigerator. A lemon! And she started out using a frying pan. Sigh.
Matt’s presentation of Twirl and King to Kenya was cute. She didn’t seem surprised at all, but then she says that they had picked out the puppies and watched them on puppie cam until they were weaned from their mother. I took the opportunity to let the dog out during the crying over the dead dog scene. Enough with the death and dying storyline! Continue reading
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Bravo can be a real pain in the ass when it comes to giving them free advertising for their programming. I have been working on a decent link to this video for days. I still don’t think the video will play on Internet Explorer. Sorry if it doesn’t work for everyone, but honestly, all you really need to see is captured in the photo above. This may be my favorite thing anyone has said on a reunion show ever. On the other hand, I wish someone else was saying it. I’m afraid we are getting season one Kenya back. We already have a sea of ratchet behavior and I like Kenya best when she is above the fray.
There was a lot of chatter that the reunion was scheduled to be on two parts this year, which I took as a bad sign, but there are in fact three parts as usual. According to the PR, “The three-part reunion kicks off on Sunday, March 20 at 8pm ET/PT. Tensions rise between Kenya and Phaedra when Kenya accuses her of being the ultimate shade thrower. Kandi and Phaedra address their deteriorating relationship but with new grievances in the mix, will these two ever be able to put the past behind them and move forward? Shereè joins the ladies to discuss her experience returning to the show and Kenya and Kim go head-to-head when they confront their rocky relationship.”
As we already knew, Kenya gets into it with Kim , Porsha and Phaedra and will likely be the primary shit stirrer for this reunion.
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